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The Answer
04-18-2005, 09:14 PM
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J.R. PLAYS THE GAME
April 18, 2005

Say it ain’t so.

Before RAW went off the air last week, Triple H declared a payback match for RAW from Madison Square Garden. But it wasn’t Triple H vs. Batista; it was Triple H vs. Jim Ross! WATCH: 56k | 300k

It looks like RAW’s announcer has been forced into an impossible position taking on The Cerebral Assassin and possibly suffering a Pedigree. Be sure to catch RAW to watch J.R.’s fate unfold Monday night.

WWE.com has learned that Muhammad Hassan has requested a one-on-one match with Shawn Michaels. According to Hassan, Daivari defeated HBK with relative ease last week on RAW. Will Hassan be able to duplicate the same success? And will Michaels hear from Hulk Hogan in regards to HBK's Backlash invitation? Be sure to watch RAW for the latest on these developments.

One week ago the Quad Cities crowd witnessed the unthinkable: a kiss between Lita and Kane. The allegiance of estranged husband and wife appears to mean serious trouble for Women’s Champion Trish, who was tormented by Kane all RAW long. She’ll have to be on her toes when RAW is presented from Madison Square Garden.

The fans will be looking to hear from Chris Jericho or Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin, who clashed on Y2J’s Highlight Reel. What’s next for these to competitors, and what will Jericho have to do to get out of his self-proclaimed “funk” that’s gone on ever since he lost to Shelton at Taboo Tuesday?

Watch RAW this Monday (9/8 CT) only on Spike TV.

So is the draft tonight or what?

Volchok
04-18-2005, 09:21 PM
I was hoping to hear something about the draft... I guess not..

SuperSlim
04-18-2005, 09:21 PM
if there isn't a draft then it won't be as good tonight

Volchok
04-18-2005, 09:26 PM
I was just wondering... during the draft are all the Champions out of the drawing? or are they up for grabs too?

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 09:33 PM
Is he going to PBP as he does it? Give him a boy band headset?

"Bah gawd! My testicles ain't made of sweedish meatballs!"

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 09:34 PM
No draft tonight. They would announce it beforehand to increase ratings

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 09:37 PM
Yeah, if anyone thinks there's a draft tonight, they're fucking retarded.

The draft show last year drew good. Why spring it on people? Thats like pulling a HIAC match out at the last minute. Bad business.

Crashnburn
04-18-2005, 09:40 PM
I was just wondering... during the draft are all the Champions out of the drawing? or are they up for grabs too?

Last time everybody was up for grabs.

PullMyFinger
04-18-2005, 09:49 PM
Boy I wish TNA were on tonight head to head. This way when Raw gets shitty I can flip to TNA and watch the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!

Nervous Ferret
04-18-2005, 09:54 PM
Nerfy here. Almost ar 7500 rep. Rep me, and great riches will come upon you. Can't stay for Raw though. Gotta go, maybe I'll catch you next week. :wave:

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 09:59 PM
Damn Vince. Damn him to hell. JR vs HHH seems like the anti-christ of ratings

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 09:59 PM
EDGE!!!

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:00 PM
BAH GAWD NO DEECUE THIS MICROPHONE SMELLS LIKE PASTRAMI

*points for the reference*

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:00 PM
I think it'd be hilarious if somebody stole the case and cashed in the title shot.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:01 PM
CRAPPY THEME MUSIC

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:02 PM
Edge just needs to get it over with and sleep with Benoit's wife. We know it's gonna happen...

loopydate
04-18-2005, 10:04 PM
Hey, remember when that move had a name (Edge-O-Matic), and he used to win matches with it?

Me either.

But JR not announcing tonight? Okay, I'm going to actually watch (even though I swore I wouldn't. I'll tape "24" again).

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:04 PM
And end Benoit's career?Edge just needs to get it over with and sleep with Benoit's wife. We know it's gonna happen...

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:05 PM
Yeah, Coach is the man.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:05 PM
Edge just needs to get it over with and sleep with Benoit's wife. We know it's gonna happen...
And end Benoit's career? :'(

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:07 PM
Hey, remember when that move had a name (Edge-O-Matic), and he used to win matches with it?

Me either.

But JR not announcing tonight? Okay, I'm going to actually watch (even though I swore I wouldn't. I'll tape "24" again).
Edge O Matic? You on crack? :|

Anyway, Coach ain't great, but anyone replacing JR=orgasm.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:10 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/images/20050414_triplehvsjimross_mon.jpg

JR: So where do I put the quarters?

Savio
04-18-2005, 10:10 PM
Great mainevent tonight.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:10 PM
Is it me, or are these two having a catfight?

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:11 PM
Last Man Standing Match? Might be good.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:12 PM
Nice heat Lita got just for having her name mentioned.

Marcyo
04-18-2005, 10:14 PM
Lita botched selling the leg injury.

Sepholio
04-18-2005, 10:15 PM
YOU SCREWED MATT!!!

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:15 PM
YOU SCREWED MATT chants are deafening.

Marcyo
04-18-2005, 10:15 PM
LOL @ You screwed Matt chants

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:15 PM
LMAO, Trish said what I was thinking when they were chanting "slut."

ROFLMAO at the "YOU SCREWED MATT" chants!!! :love: :rofl:

Savio
04-18-2005, 10:15 PM
So it was Lita who screwed bret!!

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:16 PM
But yeah... when the crowd was chanting slut, I was thinking they were yelling at Lita. :lol:

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 10:16 PM
So it was Lita who screwed bret!!

God damn, who'd have thunk it.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:16 PM
LITA EXUDES CHARISMA.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:17 PM
HEllfire and BRINMSTONE!

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:17 PM
*prays for a Matt Hardy run-in*

Marcyo
04-18-2005, 10:18 PM
VIS! :love:

Sepholio
04-18-2005, 10:18 PM
*starts a v.W.o. chant up*

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:18 PM
I should learn to spell.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:19 PM
Wow, Matt Hardy's put on some weight and had cosmetic surgery.

Marcyo
04-18-2005, 10:19 PM
Viscera & Trish ---- Team boobies

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 10:20 PM
What the funky hell is he doing in there...

...gotta love the "Mabel" chanting though.

Sepholio
04-18-2005, 10:20 PM
ROFLMFAO VIS IS THE MAN.

Batsu
04-18-2005, 10:20 PM
G.O.A.T. crowd post-Wrestlemania XX. LMAO!!

Savio
04-18-2005, 10:20 PM
YES!!!!!!!!!

Lets go Mabel!

Marcyo
04-18-2005, 10:21 PM
Viscera is AWESOME.

Zen v.W.o.
04-18-2005, 10:22 PM
Vis is the fucking man. vWo for life bitches! The fans love the man.

As for the Matt chants, they didnt give two shits about him before but this is just something fun to chant.

Savio
04-18-2005, 10:22 PM
When JR comes out they should chant "You screwed bret"

Sepholio
04-18-2005, 10:23 PM
YOU DO SOMETHIN FOR ME!

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 10:23 PM
Ew. Just... ew.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:23 PM
LOL... Vis is um... delusional...

:rofl:

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 10:24 PM
Damn, I don't think I've ever heard him talk that much.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:24 PM
Viscera is the luckiest man alive.

Zen v.W.o.
04-18-2005, 10:24 PM
After this week, Vis will have converted everybody. He is the MAN~!~

Marcyo
04-18-2005, 10:24 PM
WARNING! VISCERA IS NOW MY FAV WRESTLER OF ALL TIME.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:24 PM
I might have to rethink my "worst wrestler ever" vote.

EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Batsu
04-18-2005, 10:25 PM
L M F A O ! ! ! !

The Answer
04-18-2005, 10:25 PM
Vis did something right now that we all wish we could do.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:25 PM
HEARTBREAKERS!!!!!!!!!!

Er... okay, Heart Throbs!!!!!!

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 10:26 PM
Now who the hell are THESE fools?!

The Answer
04-18-2005, 10:26 PM
Heart Throbs=Two Cool 2k5

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:27 PM
I was gonna say Viscera's shown me a bunch of charisma, so like... yeah.. I might have to rethink whether or not Vis has no charisma at all because that....

But EW... two disgusting lip locks two weeks in a row....


AND LOL... my female friend (non-wrestling fan) likes the Heart Throbs' bodies. :lol:

Batsu
04-18-2005, 10:27 PM
Damn, I don't think I've ever heard him talk that much.

True. I've never heard Vis talk in character.

V
04-18-2005, 10:27 PM
someone get vis off my tv screen

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:28 PM
This is like 2 Cool meats Billy and Chuck and Rico....

Batsu
04-18-2005, 10:28 PM
Freakin' Billy & Chuck 2K5?! WTF.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:28 PM
Thse guys are entertaining.

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 10:29 PM
where did they find these guys please?

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 10:29 PM
Yoooooooou looooooook soooooooo.... freaking gay.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:29 PM
Whoa, I haven't seen the Wishbone done in a LONG time...

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 10:30 PM
seriously, where are these guys from?

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 10:31 PM
I think Antonio looks like Sean Stasiak a little

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:31 PM
Nice debut match, even if they lost.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:31 PM
Way to establish a new team's cred....

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 10:31 PM
seriously, where are these guys from?

The tunnel of love, perhaps?

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:32 PM
Nevermind. A post match attack always works.

Drakul
04-18-2005, 10:32 PM
seriously, where are these guys from?
OVW

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:32 PM
That's a double STO right?

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 10:33 PM
time to make dinner... I'm out... but Viscera and Trish was a bit disturbing...

PullMyFinger
04-18-2005, 10:35 PM
Why is Kane's angle like Kane and Torrie all over again? They made him human also...something they weren't supposed to do.

V
04-18-2005, 10:35 PM
oh yea, i thought they were saying "you screwed edge" which would be 10x funnier

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 10:35 PM
LOL, Great Stuff. I wish they introduced these guys through vinettes. Like have them show vidoes of them in clubs, at the beach, at bars etc..trying to pick up girls and acting all goofy.

Savio
04-18-2005, 10:36 PM
Who said vis was bad on the mic?

PullMyFinger
04-18-2005, 10:36 PM
I downloaded the clip where Jericho debuted on Raw, and I just forgot how great Jericho was back then.

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:37 PM
Viscera is the fucking man

LK
04-18-2005, 10:38 PM
Two points - First of all major lol at practically the entire arena screaming "we want Matt" and scondly there is no jutice in this world as Viscera just proved. Lucky bastard.

The Answer
04-18-2005, 10:40 PM
Hogan run in tonight.....

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:41 PM
Romeo and Antonio... Hell yes.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:42 PM
What were they chanting at Kane? Let's go something, but it sounded like two syllables.

LK
04-18-2005, 10:42 PM
I think it was lets go Mabel or lets go Viscera

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:42 PM
Romeo and Antonio... Hell yes.
Romeo and Julio would work better.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:42 PM
I think it was lets go Mabel or lets go Viscera
Mabel fits. :y:

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:45 PM
lol.

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 10:46 PM
Yea, "Let's Go Mabel."

Hassan and Daivair are the MVP's of Raw now.

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:47 PM
Hassan is really one of the only reasons I tune in now.

PullMyFinger
04-18-2005, 10:49 PM
Are Hassan and Daivari even muslim or what?

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:50 PM
lol @ Hassan rubbing HBK's loss to Daivari in his face.

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:51 PM
Are Hassan and Daivari even muslim or what?
No. Daivari doesn't even speak Arab, it's Parsi.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:52 PM
I missed most of this match. Has it been good?

YOUR Hero
04-18-2005, 10:54 PM
Yawn yawn yawn. Hassan will win, to further the heat for the triumph at the PPV Vs HBK & Hogan.

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:55 PM
Hero, you're assuming that the WWE knows how to build up a match.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:56 PM
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 10:56 PM
God damn.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:56 PM
Not Hogan!

Splaya
04-18-2005, 10:56 PM
Kill Hogan, Kill him :mad:

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:56 PM
Though he looks in better shape than last time.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 10:57 PM
Except he can't lift his leg for a big boot.

AareDub
04-18-2005, 10:58 PM
I'm disgusted by the fact that me changing the channel from 24 to Raw will be misinterpreted as people tuning in to see Hogan.

YOUR Hero
04-18-2005, 10:58 PM
even worse.



They should be teasing his return more.

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 10:58 PM
FUCK HOGAN!!!

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 10:58 PM
So wait, now Hogan is going to wrestle in a PPV tag team match... and then at the end of the show he'll dethrone the new champion in a six second match?

The Answer
04-18-2005, 11:00 PM
Hulk Hogan and HBK= The Show stopper and the Icon. The two greatest show men in the buisness ever.

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 11:00 PM
Shhhhh.... You're ruining the surprise.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:01 PM
Okay, this is sad... I started washing some dishes.

I finished washing some dishes.


HOGAN IS STILL POSING.

Dammit, we get it already. The freaking posedown is longer than the actual match.
Poor Hassan and Daivari... their push is over. You saw how Hogan no-sold that worse than Taker. :'( :'(

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 11:01 PM
Hulk Hogan and HBK= The Show stopper and the Icon. The two greatest show men in the buisness ever.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 11:02 PM
Somebody needs to tell Hogan that standing next to Michaels makes him look even more bald, even with his head covered.

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:02 PM
Ok, I go in to take a shit and 5 minutes later i come out and hogan is still there. WTF.


Also, I was watching 24. Someone tell me what has gone on so far

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 11:03 PM
STOP POSING DAMNIT!!

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 11:03 PM
I marked out :o

The Answer
04-18-2005, 11:03 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

My two favourite wrestlers when I was kid teaming up. I never thought I would see this day. I guess that means Hogan isn't doing TNA on Sunday.

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 11:04 PM
17 years later and I'm still marking out to a Hogan pose down :o

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:04 PM
The only purpose of tonight's match was to have Hogan run in. That was pretty obvious.

But then they go and show him posing longer than a HHH promo. :nono:

It's disgusting how they're blatantly shoving this down people's throats. I guess they forgot they did THE EXACT SAME THING two, three years ago.

In fact, watching HBK and Hogan together, I thought I'd seen this before.

Oh yeah... back when he teamed with Edge. You couldn't even tell the difference, really....

Savio
04-18-2005, 11:05 PM
Boo LC boo.

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 11:05 PM
Well, when you were a kid they were good. Now it's just ridiculous.

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:05 PM
Oh god what the fuck. We go from Hogan to the male botchfest. Raw is in the crapper tonight

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 11:05 PM
So a little trivia here

This is the first time the original leader of the nWo and the original leader of DX teamed together.

rob11
04-18-2005, 11:05 PM
here comes the masterpiece. im going to take a quick crap

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:06 PM
KING: "I've never this electricity and excitement before." (referring to Hogan)

Geez, guess they figure if the announcers can't remember more than a year back, neither can the fans.


And from one bloated selfish jerkoff to another, we have Chris Masters. Lets see which jobber they'll have him cripple today.

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 11:06 PM
LOL, NY is gonna murder him.

I hope

SuperSlim
04-18-2005, 11:06 PM
why is Chris Masters wrestling?

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:06 PM
Austin's going to come in and beat him. That or Jericho

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:07 PM
So who will come out?

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:07 PM
HOLY SHIT

This guy is AWFUL on the mic!

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:07 PM
Oh fuck It's gonna be the brawler

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:07 PM
I wish Hogan would come out and beat him. That would have REALLY had me marking out.

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 11:07 PM
Ok, get Hogan back out here, I'd rather watch him than this jackass.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 11:07 PM
HERE COMES THE BOTCH!

Well, the non Lita botch.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:07 PM
Jericho

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 11:08 PM
Ok, get Hogan back out here, I'd rather watch him than this jackass.
Sadly, I agree.

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 11:08 PM
Shit, even I make more than that in a month.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 11:08 PM
He's not a plant. This must be real. :D

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:08 PM
Seeing as how 90% of the people in the stands are teenagers to 20 year olds, yeah masters, I don't think people are going to make 1000 dollars a month

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:08 PM
See... Masters doesn't have bad mic skills. I like his charisma.

LOL... Benoit/Jim Duggan lookalike plant.

The Answer
04-18-2005, 11:08 PM
Oh god what the fuck. We go from Hogan to the male botchfest. Raw is in the crapper tonight

He even botches on the mic. Kick him in the nuts that will break the master lock. That fat joke was funny. The obvious set-up he even looks like a wrestler.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 11:09 PM
I don't want that money anymore. See where he put it?

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 11:09 PM
Good God, don't we see enough of this crap on Smackdown? At least Angle is entertaining, dammit.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:09 PM
Okay, nevermind... he doesn't look that bad now.. closer to Charlie Haas, I guess.

But watch Jericho come out, cuz he's a "New Yorker."

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 11:09 PM
I actually don't mind him. He's no different than any other of the huge botch-fests on RAW. At least this guy has a good look to him...

rob11
04-18-2005, 11:09 PM
this is beyond terrible

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:09 PM
REF: Don't accidentally kill him.

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 11:09 PM
That dude ain't from NY. Get outta here. He's got no accent.

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 11:10 PM
He even botches on the mic. Kick him in the nuts that will break the master lock. That fat joke was funny. The obvious set-up he even looks like a wrestler.
It's not a very good submission either.

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:10 PM
What the fuck was the purpose of this

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:10 PM
He took $100, Chris. You should count it.

rob11
04-18-2005, 11:11 PM
tazz should have come out lol. wow, hopefully masters doesnt do this crap every week

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 11:11 PM
That dude ain't from NY. Get outta here. He's got no accent.
Tell me about it. If he's from New York, so am I.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:11 PM
Wait, you mean this is going to CONTINUE FOR A FEW WEEKS?????

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:11 PM
Well, that was about 20 minutes of shit.

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:12 PM
If that plant broke out of the masterlock, would he have gotten the gold medals?

Oops. Wrong show. :shifty:

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 11:12 PM
tazz should have come out lol. wow, hopefully masters doesnt do this crap every week
It beats seeing him wrestle weekly, and it's shorter.

The Answer
04-18-2005, 11:12 PM
tazz should have come out lol. wow, hopefully masters doesnt do this crap every week

It sounds like he is from the commentators. Good lord :mad:

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:13 PM
Yeah, it's the Masters Invitational :-\

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:13 PM
I'm like 50% tempted to go to sleep right now.

25% to go play Final Fantasy 8

25% to watch the end of raw

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 11:13 PM
When are they going to give this guy real opponents?

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:14 PM
Okay, JR's annoying at times, but The Coach absolutely sucks.

Anyway, imagine these poor people who thought they were gonna see a draft tonight, and they see 20 minutes of Chris Masters instead?

SuperSlim
04-18-2005, 11:14 PM
what the blue blazes did I just miss?

rob11
04-18-2005, 11:14 PM
Yeah, it's the Masters Invitational :-\

Angle should show up on raw and make him tap while making us all mark out

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 11:15 PM
I love how he puts up $1000 dollars. I mean, this is wrestling, let's flaunt the "unrealistic" here and put up 50 Grand or somethig

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:15 PM
would any of you buy a wrestler's autograph from ebay? I wonder if they're real.

SuperSlim
04-18-2005, 11:16 PM
only 1k? man that sucks.

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:16 PM
What the fuck.


What happened with Viscera tonight

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 11:16 PM
Simon! Get out of the ring!

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:17 PM
All I have to say is that tonight's RAW gave me the greatest avatar/custom title combo EVER. (for a week anyway)

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 11:17 PM
What the fuck.


What happened with Viscera tonight
He destroyed Kane then made out with Trish. He is now truely the man.

Gone Mad
04-18-2005, 11:17 PM
A late Hi, Everybody!

Been watching Raw at a friend's house so now... the thread ratings will rise 'cause the Mad One has arrived!

***BOWS FOR THE KING OF THE WORLD, CHRIS JERICHO!!! ****

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:18 PM
He destroyed Kane then made out with Trish. He is now truely the man.

The pimp is back.

YOUR Hero
04-18-2005, 11:18 PM
I love how he puts up $1000 dollars. I mean, this is wrestling, let's flaunt the "unrealistic" here and put up 50 Grand or somethig
Exactly.

I mean come on. Come out with a brief case and/or a lawyer. I mean this guy's character and gimmick is so lame.

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 11:18 PM
lol, James

AareDub
04-18-2005, 11:18 PM
Damn, I thought it was going to be a triple threat.

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:18 PM
YAY! CHRIS FUCKING JERICHO

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:19 PM
MOTHER FUCKING ROCK!!!!!

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:19 PM
wooooooooooooooo! woooooooooooooooooo!


SHELTON SHELTON'S A LITTLE BITCH!!!!!

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:20 PM
Someone told me vis came out to Matt Hardy's music?

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:21 PM
Is Shelton turning heel? Or is Jericho? Didn't Jericho just help Simon Dean?

Gone Mad
04-18-2005, 11:21 PM
I :heart: Jericho. Poor Mr. Benjamin...

BTW, I was thinking that the Hogan segment would have been better if Hogan just went heel, for no reason, and just boot HBK in the face and have NWO start up again. Still, with this roster and the current storyline, it's a bad idea.

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:21 PM
Someone told me vis came out to Matt Hardy's music?

Yep. Viscera Fact: Viscera's a fat, ugly bastard.

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:21 PM
Someone told me vis came out to Matt Hardy's music?

That was just the flood of "We Want Matt" chants.

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 11:22 PM
Anybody know where I can download that song? Jericho rules. :shifty:

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:22 PM
The Coach just fucked up the Austin plug.

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:23 PM
Actually, I was hoping HBK and Hogan would do HBK's leaning flex and Hogan's knee would snap and Hogan would die of pain and blood loss. NOW THATS RATINGS! :y:

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 11:23 PM
Yep. Viscera Fact: Viscera's a fat, ugly bastard.

Vis Fact: Matt Hardy wasn't fired, he was eaten by this guy.

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:23 PM
AIN'T NO STOPPIN' ME NONE....until I face CHRIS FUCKING JERICHO

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:24 PM
Did Jericho have writing on his hands?


Tell me he had his song rehearsed and did not have it on his hand :lol:

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:24 PM
And MSG looks AWFUL tonight, with that big black hole in the wall behind the ring. They should've put something there.

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:24 PM
Am I the only one who finds it pathetic that WWE has to sponsor their own "RAW Rebound" and "SmackDown! Rebound" ?

Gone Mad
04-18-2005, 11:25 PM
I'll said it once and I'll say it again. Man, I love being a tur--- I mean...

Jericho v. Benjamin = RATINGS!!!!

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:25 PM
I had a third row seat for Backlash, and had to sell it on ebay :(

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:25 PM
And MSG looks AWFUL tonight, with that big black hole in the wall behind the ring. They should've put something there.

Yeah, a giant ass picture of Jericho when he was the Undisputed Champion would work really really well, I think.

adamwwe
04-18-2005, 11:25 PM
Good RAW so far.

Hogan = Markout moment every damn time. That was fun.
Chris Masters = clear your throat already! God that voice gets on my nerves.
Jericho is still golden...when WWE allows.

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:27 PM
Yeah, a giant ass picture of Jericho when he was the Undisputed Champion would work really really well, I think.

how 'bout the WWE logo? That would have been fine.

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:28 PM
I watched that "ECW HARDCORE EVOLUTION" VHS today and it had Awesome/Tanaka from N2R 99' on there and it made me want Batista to powerbomb the shit out of Trips off the top rope.

PullMyFinger
04-18-2005, 11:29 PM
So who exactly is the one that's turning heel? Shelton or Jericho? I seriously hope hope hope its Jericho!

CAPTAIN CHARISMA!!!!!! *taps his chest cuz hes a peep*

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:29 PM
BOWS THE FUCK DOWN, CAPTAIN CHARISMA


STARTS HITTING HIS CHEST

Gone Mad
04-18-2005, 11:29 PM
** PEEPS UNITE!! IT'S CAPTAIN CHARISMA AND GOAT BOY!!!! ****

The Answer
04-18-2005, 11:29 PM
When are they going to give this guy real opponents?

After what he did to Richards a while.

PEEPS UNITE IT'S CAPTAIN CHARISMA!!!!!!!!!

Nark Order
04-18-2005, 11:29 PM
Holy Shit... Gotta cut it short tonight. My mom broke her leg. Gotta go to the hospital.... Cya

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:30 PM
In regard to who is turning heel, I think they are both playing tweener here. They just switch between kinda good guy and kinda bad guy each week, but Chris Jericho is still god.

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:31 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S WALKING :eek:

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:31 PM
OH FUCK, IS VINCE WALKING.


BE CAREFUL ENTERING THE RING VINCE. WATCH OUT!

Gone Mad
04-18-2005, 11:31 PM
***** LOL AT OUTSIDER!!! *****

And this is for the c-fedders...
http://img170.echo.cx/img170/3950/219copy7kg.jpg

AareDub
04-18-2005, 11:31 PM
whoaa... just sat up in the chair

Marc the Smark
04-18-2005, 11:31 PM
HOLY FUCK

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!!!

The Answer
04-18-2005, 11:31 PM
Ah my groin!!!! It's the genetic jack hammer

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:31 PM
HE'S DOING THE STRUT!!!! :love: :love:

V
04-18-2005, 11:31 PM
draft time niggas

don't trip getting in the ring vince

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 11:31 PM
NO CHANCE IN HELL

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:32 PM
Shit, VinnieMac ain't a peep. :'(

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 11:32 PM
draft time

don't trip getting in the ring vince

The CyNick
04-18-2005, 11:32 PM
He can walk!!!!

AareDub
04-18-2005, 11:32 PM
:lol: nice responce from cap c

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:32 PM
Vince McMahon is awesome on the mic.

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:32 PM
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRAFT IS BACK :love:

The Answer
04-18-2005, 11:33 PM
Holy Shit... Gotta cut it short tonight. My mom broke her leg. Gotta go to the hospital.... Cya

Right after VM comes out :shifty: .

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 11:33 PM
He can walk!!!!

Hallelu-yah! Praise Jee-zus!

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 11:33 PM
Here you go you Fags

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:33 PM
That's the best thing Tomko has ever done

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:33 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH, XTIAN MIGHT PULL A "MATT" before Vince pulls a "NASH"

Sepholio
04-18-2005, 11:33 PM
CAPTAIN UNEMPLOYED

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:34 PM
What the fuck, a month

AareDub
04-18-2005, 11:34 PM
rofl marky mark

Kane Knight
04-18-2005, 11:34 PM
It makes sense to announce it here tonight...IN MADISONSQUARE GARDEN!!!!!

The Answer
04-18-2005, 11:34 PM
Yes, the Christian push!!!!!. Markie Mark :rofl:

Splaya
04-18-2005, 11:34 PM
Marky Mark. Fucking hilarious. Get the title off Tista and put it on Xtian

YOUR Hero
04-18-2005, 11:34 PM
Draft time.

Christian is awesome on the mic isn't he? [/rhetorical]

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:34 PM
That was an awesome line by Xtian.

Evil Vito
04-18-2005, 11:34 PM
<font color=goldenrod>YESSSSSSSSSSS Christian vs. Cena</font> :cool:

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 11:34 PM
So when exactly did Vince drop out of the "Just For Men" posse?

Batsu
04-18-2005, 11:35 PM
If Christian goes to SmackDown....

Sepholio
04-18-2005, 11:35 PM
YES CHRISTIAN VS BATISTA!!!!!!

I think I just filled the cup.

ColdwaVer
04-18-2005, 11:35 PM
Wait a minute, shouldn't Vince be pissed that Hogan is back? I mean, didn't he fire Hogan after the Mr. America debacle?
Oh screw it, I'm getting a beer.

Volchok
04-18-2005, 11:35 PM
I just have to say... Christian is the fuckin man...

James Steele
04-18-2005, 11:35 PM
When did Vince drop out of the "Just For Men" Posse?

When Hulk Hogan stole his gimmick in 1987.

Batsu
04-18-2005, 11:36 PM
LMFAO, Christian is great.

Loose Cannon
04-18-2005, 11:36 PM
god Christian is Gold.

Gone Mad
04-18-2005, 11:36 PM
That's it. Capt. Charisma, YOUR next WWE World Heavyweight Champion!!!

Finally, the draft.... this should be good.

Corkscrewed
04-18-2005, 11:36 PM
Christian saved tonight's show from being a total disaster. Love the partial shoot promo and the charisma.

CHRISTIAN!!!! :love: :love:

YOUR Hero
04-18-2005, 11:36 PM
I love Tomko's silent reactions. Good straightman.

SuperSlim
04-18-2005, 11:36 PM
Holy Shit... Gotta cut it short tonight. My mom broke her leg. Gotta go to the hospital.... Cya

whoa... hope your mom is OK. take it easy man

Savio
04-18-2005, 11:37 PM
Whats under that cloth?