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PureHatred
04-19-2005, 03:33 AM
...is if the guy who ends up breaking the hold is Billy Jack Haynes.



Unless Billy Jack Haynes is dead.










Although, that would still be ok. :shifty:









http://www.fctvplus.net/~credo42/spdwwe/pics/bjhaynes.jpg

Old school, bitches.
DaveBrawl
04-19-2005, 03:45 AM
I think this deserves the award for most random post of the night, if not ever.
Dave Youell
04-19-2005, 07:17 AM
This thing will probably go on till Benoit comes out and except the challenge thus setting up a PPV match between them
The Icon of Elisim
04-19-2005, 01:00 PM
I say Big Show breaks it at the roster draft
Kane Knight
04-19-2005, 01:02 PM
JR: BAH GAWD! BILLY JACK's SKELETON HAS BROKEN THE MASTERLOCK! STUNNER! STUNNER!
ford fairlane
04-19-2005, 01:35 PM
JR: BAH GAWD! BILLY JACK's SKELETON HAS BROKEN THE MASTERLOCK! STUNNER! STUNNER!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Fignuts
04-19-2005, 01:49 PM
THAT MASTERLOCK ISN'T MADE OF JELLY BEANS!!
PureHatred
04-19-2005, 03:10 PM
I think this deserves the award for most random post of the night, if not ever.

Hah! It only appeared random. As many long time fans know, the Masterlock segment is an exact rip-off of what the WWE did with Hercules Hernandez and his Full nelson for months. The pay-off was that the aformentioned Billy Jack Haynes, almost broke the hold , and then Hernandez submarined him with a steel chain. This led to a feud over who was the real Master of the Full Nelson whihc should've paid off with a big match at WM3, but Haynes decided he wanted to head back to the Pacific Northwest indy scene, so the WM match was booked a s a double DQ.

Anyhow, the original was much better, mainly because Hercules just stood there and the one working the crowd was actually Bobby Heenan.
Corndad
04-19-2005, 04:54 PM
Aw Talkin old school. I love it!
Fignuts
04-19-2005, 04:57 PM
Eugene looks like Hercules. Maybe he'll break it.
PureHatred
04-19-2005, 05:04 PM
Physically, Eugene is a beast. I'm really hoping he gets a heel turn and for the first time ever, we get an "evil retard" gimmick.
Meatwad
04-19-2005, 05:06 PM
Physically, Eugene is a beast. I'm really hoping he gets a heel turn and for the first time ever, we get an "evil retard" gimmick.

We have that already. His name is Triple H.