RAW Captions 18/4/05

[Cool King]

OK,heres your pictures to caption this week.:y:

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[Cool King]

I'll do some later and I just know that someone will do a caption that I was gonna do.:lol:

It happens most of the time.

[Loose Cannon]

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Hogan: You here anything?

HBK: No, Not Yet

Hogan: K, just checking.



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Hogan: I think I finally heard someone.....

HBK: Don't think So

Hogan: OK, well, keep going


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Hogan: I know you heard that.

HBK: Yea, but that was the sound of 20,000 people changing the channel

Hogan: Oh Ok.

[The Fugitive]

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Hogan: Let me ask you something, brother. What is the crowd chanting? The ears aren't as good as they used to be, brother.

HBK: I think they are saying 'Get the duck out the ring alreadly'. I don't know, my hearing isn't that great either.

[Savio]

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HHH becomes face.

[ford fairlane]

picture above

triple h master of the head f**k

[Jorgha]

(Ok, this one is not only bad but almost obvious)
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Benoit: If you tap, I get Lita
Edge: And if I win, I get your wife

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Do these boa's make my butt look big?

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What is it with these people? This trick is so old and yet they never tire of it.

or

You can't teach an old wrestler new tricks

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Line Dancing gone horribly wrong

[Blue Demon]

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mmm....come here boy.....mmmmmm....you look good in them jeans

[Xero]

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Michaels: 'Wake him up?' What does that mean?
Hogan: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

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Batista: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... *POP* Oh shit, there goes another vein...

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Benoit: PLAY WITH MY POCKET ROCKET!!!
Edge: EWWWWW!

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Billy and Chuck!? They are SOOO two years ago.

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Hassan: NOOO! WHY, GOD, WHY!? WHY DID YOU TAKE SHAWN!?
HBK: Shut up...

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Shawn Michaels learned some kick ass new karate moves, or so it seemed...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/041805/images/09.jpg
The hand jive contest was off to a slow start.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/041805/images/10.jpg
For some odd, odd reason, it started raining Visceras.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/041805/images/14.jpg
X Pac now sucks so hard, that even in another state, wrestlers can feel it.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/041805/images/15.jpg
Batista was determined to break Triple H's shoulder.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/041805/images/16.jpg
Batista: Haha, I didn't find a severed ARM, but I DID find a dead, fat Oklahoman!

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Batista: I DID IT FOR THE ROCK!!!

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Rape is not funny, ESPECIALLY from a green hoss.

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Hulk Hogan: $250,000 per appearance

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Ripped Shirt: $25

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Putting Hulk Hogan over Hassan: Worthless

[PorkSoda]

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HBK: Here that Hogan? That's the ratings going down.

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Triple H: Neeeeeerrrrroooommmmm! Open wide, JR! here comes the Choo Choo train! Come on, open wide!

JR: YOUSONOFABITCH!

Steph: Honey, Little Jimmy just said his first words

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Batista: I now pronounce you man and....husband.

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When JR said "Barbaque sauce power: ACTIVATE!" he didn't expect a fan to throw a can of BBQ sauce at him.

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HBK: Is this right, Hulk?
Hulk: Yeah.
HBK: Cool. I hear all the old geezers are doing this.....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/041805/images/10.jpg

This is what Loose Cannon does to his girlfriend every night.

[Gone Mad]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/photos/041805/images/01.jpg
HBK/Hogan: STRIKE A POSE! VOGUE!

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hhh: So.... who has whose nose now?!

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Batista: That damn Mitchell kid is on my lawn again... DENNIS!!!

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Guy on the right: ALRIGHT!! ....oh my god, is that what I look like???

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Worst. Self-Wedgie. Ever.

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HBK: Ooh, here comes the drum solo. Frampton comes alive, indeed.... phff, stupid Old Man Hogan.

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Kane: Oh, I know this sight. This means someone is getting a pu-- **SPLAT!**

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HHH: Damn you, Or--I mean, JR! You said that the mats were made of BBQ spare ribs!
JR: it ain't... ugh, this blood on my face ain't made of New England Clam Chowder..
HHH: STOP IT! You're making me hung... Mmmm... New England Clam Chowder. :drool:

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Batista: RANDOM PAC-MAN!!!!!

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In a study done to kids, they were asked when they see this picture what colors do they see. Most kids colored green, others just slept because the picture got them too bored.

! DNE

[M. Banana]

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Jean Reno makes his debut in the WWE by taking about HBK.

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Billy And Chuck: The Wonder Years

[Jaded-Dragon]

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Hogan: WHAT?!
HBK: YEAH!!
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HHH: BAH GAWD! Your chin ain't made out of cottage cheese... wait... yes it is, my bad.
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Batista: Who ate my god damned HOT POCKET??!!
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Edge: So anyway... I was finger banging Lita 5 minutes ago.
Benoit: Dude, I don't need a reinactment.
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Guy on right: No...I'M a homo!
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HBK, at this moment, suddenly remembers a time when he had enough stroke to not even have to put Bret Hart over.
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It took so much out of Hogan to rip his shirt off that he suddenly lost all bowel control.
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Don't Tell my heart, my achy breaky heart...
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As Viscera was about to hook the leg for a pin, he suddenly jumped off of Kane in fright, as he remembered the night Kane and Lita were together.
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Hassan had no choice in taking the big boot, but he wondered as he looked into the heavens, how he had so angered lord Triple H.
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Hogan: Hey Shawn, you think we could be the knew Billy and Chuck?
HBK: Fuck, YEAH!
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JR: Bah gawd... *cough* my blood type really... is..... Ragu...


Meh, that's all I got.

[Gouda]

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Batista: Why does Cena get all the Gamma Rays?

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Shawn was about to fall backwards and onto the mat.... but couldn't reach it when Hassan came out and interrupted him.

Dammit Hassan!

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Hogan: Well... This is embarassing... Can't seem to... rip the rest of my shirt. I'll just smile and hope no one notices.

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Shamu has the best trainers in the world.

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Batista: Hehehehehehe. I'm gonna put his hand... ON HIS BUTT! Hehehehehehe. *falls down and starts giggling like a schoolgirl*

[The Highlander]

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THEY'RE CANCELLING ENTERPRISE?!!!!

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Poor Kane could never get to sleep without his life size Viscera mobile.

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Here we see a man way past his prime. He's been given everything he has, and doesn't deserve any of it. He's taking a roster spot that can go to a younger wrestler with more class. I'm hoping he's injured at Backlash and we never have to see him wrestle again. Hulk Hogan's in the pic too.

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Pope Benedict XVI makes his first public appearence

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Hogan: You screwed Bret?
HBK: We are pretty close to Canada.

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A gay gimmick. It's been so long since I seen one of those. That reminds me, where is Rene Dupree?

[Jorgha]

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Kane realized he finally got the hang of his jedi powers when he levitated Vicera.

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HBK: Hulk, did you screw Matt?
Hogan: No, I didn't screw Matt, are you sure you didn't do it?
HBK: No, I screwed Brett, remember?
Hogan: Oh yea.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

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For some odd, odd reason, it started raining Visceras.

:rofl: