WTF?? No, seriously..W..T..F?

[PureHatred]

To update the post about Jillian Hall's debut, it's being reported by several sources that her gimmick will be that she has a "big hairy mole" on her face. Yet another genius idea from WWE's creative staff.

I wasn't sure when I read this on the TPWW newsboard. But once it appeared on other sites.....her gimmick is she has a big mole on her face???

So are they just grabbing gimmicks out of a bag now.

"Hey, Frankie Kazarian, you're debuting next week, come get your gimmick!"

**Frankie reaches in bag**

Frankie: [reading aloud] "You are one fo those guys who gets really excited about professional dog shows"..what the?

Genius, we'll call you the Best-In-Showstoppa!!!

Frankie: :(

Bad Gimmicks...Discuss!!

[Shaggy]

yea I read that earlier.....

im expecting alot of Austin Powers like "Moley moley moley moley" things going on when she shows up

[Innovator]

.......moooooooooooooooooooooooole

[KingofOldSchool]

Somebody's been watching too much Austin Powers.

[Gouda]

"Hey, Frankie Kazarian, you're debuting next week, come get your gimmick!"

**Frankie reaches in bag**

Frankie: [reading aloud] "You are one fo those guys who gets really excited about professional dog shows"..what the?

Reminds me of Who's Line is it Anyways.

Vince: "Alright this is the way it works, before the show we get the audience to write down gimmick ideas and we take what HHH and Steph think are the best ones and place them into this hat"

[AareDub]

I think they're just watching movies from a few years ago to get ideas for gimmicks now. This one obviously comes from Austin Powers. Eugene was based on the character from Something About Mary. Next we'll be seeing a jedi master and a midget with hairy feet.

[zee deveel]

I say that the WWE should bring back the goon and T.L. Hopper

We are in need of good hockey players and plumbers in professional wrestling

[KayfabeMan]

And garbage men like Duke Droese, to get rid of trash gimmicks like these.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, how come no one believes my TPWW news anymore :( It's all real. Really.

[YOUR Hero]

I wonder if she'll try to spy on someone.

[Kane Knight]

Reminds me of Who's Line is it Anyways.

Vince: "Alright this is the way it works, before the show we get the audience to write down gimmick ideas and we take what HHH and Steph think are the best ones and place them into this hat"
And then they crossed them with "World's Worst."

[Kane Knight]

I think they're just watching movies from a few years ago to get ideas for gimmicks now. This one obviously comes from Austin Powers. Eugene was based on the character from Something About Mary. Next we'll be seeing a jedi master and a midget with hairy feet.
The JEdi Master we've already seen. Flair is Darth Sidious, leading Hunter down the path to the Dark Side.

[Ruien]

I think they're just watching movies from a few years ago to get ideas for gimmicks now. This one obviously comes from Austin Powers. Eugene was based on the character from Something About Mary. Next we'll be seeing a jedi master and a midget with hairy feet.

Cena, is from that one movie, where the white guy thinks he is black. Forget that name of it, but it was more recent.

[Xero]

Next thing you know, we'll have Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street in the tag division. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Next thing you know, we'll have Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street in the tag division. :shifty:
The HEartbreakers.

[Kane Knight]

Cena, is from that one movie, where the white guy thinks he is black. Forget that name of it, but it was more recent.
Malibu's Most Wanted?

[Kane Knight]

8 Mile?

[Nark Order]

Beaver Cleavage was pretty damned bad...

[AJHayes]

I can't wait for Eugene to RE-DEBUT as Ernest P. Worl.

EUGENE GOES TO CAMP!

[Savio]

"Ok New jack near the begining of the show you get a secret word and when someone says that word you go nuts"

[Just John]

*picks out gimmick* Whaaaat 'the pizza boy' I ride a delivery moped to the ring???!!!

[Kane Knight]

*picks out gimmick* Whaaaat 'the pizza boy' I ride a delivery moped to the ring???!!!

*Shffule shuffle*

Awww, shit. I have to parody the President and Goosestep?

(The above is a work of fiction. JBL wouldn't be complaining. ;))

[Xero]

Vince: Okay, Chris, you get first picks... Go ahead, pick something out of the hat and that will be your next gimmick!

*Jericho mixes up the paper and pulls one out.*

Jericho: Let's see... 'Inanimate Carbon Rod'!?

Vince: OOOO! That's a good one!

[V]

they should have a guy who has left his home since he thinks he killed his father and can't go back to take his place as ruler, until his father's old friend shows him his father isn't dead.

Rep for reference :D

[V]

Flair: Look into the titantron, WHOOOOOO
New guy: All I see is myself
Flair: Look harder, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Gouda]

Hamlet? :?: :shifty:

[PureHatred]

they should have a guy who has left his home since he thinks he killed his father and can't go back to take his place as ruler, until his father's old friend shows him his father isn't dead.

Rep for reference :D

You mean, sorta like a "Lion King" Chris Jericho?

"It's called the circle of life, ASS-CLOWN!"

"No, Ric, I'm Never, EEEEEEVVERRRRR going back to pride rock."

[V]

Uncle Scar would be Gene Snitsky

New guy: You killed my father!!
Snitsky: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
Flair: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[M. Banana]

WHHHHHH.....at?

[V]

Shelton: And i got down hearted!
Hass: how did you feel?
Shelton: everytime that i....
Hass: Hey Shelton, not infront of the kid
Shelton: oh

[M. Banana]

I. Don't. Fucking. Get. It.

[Kane Knight]

I. Don't. Fucking. Get. It.
It's from the song "Hakuna Matata" from the Lion King.

[Jaded-Dragon]

It's from the song "Hakuna Matata" from the Lion King.

That's just sad.

[Kane Knight]

That's just sad.
That everyone here knows it?

My excuse is even sadder.

When I was in high school I played a suite from, the Lion King in band.

[The Highlander]

*Benoit pulls one out of the hat*

Benoit: Best wrestler in the WWE but keeps getting held down by a no-talent like Triple H? DAMMIT!

Triple H: *looks* HEY! WHO WROTE 'NO-TALENT' ON THESE! *Pulls one*

Triple H: Insecure moron who spends the rest of his career trying to convince himself and the fans that his success was made by something other than the fact he's married to the bosses daughter?

[V]

That's just sad.
the lion king is one of the best movies you asshole

[M. Banana]

No it wasn't.

Shut up.

[Drakul]

Shelton: And i got down hearted!
Hass: how did you feel?
Shelton: everytime that i....
Hass: Hey Shelton, not infront of the kid
Shelton: oh
http://soundamerica.com/sounds/themes/Movies/lionkng2.wav
the full song :shifty:

[Shadow]

It had it's moments.

[V]

No it wasn't.

Shut up.
:rant:

[M. Banana]

I was kidding.

[Kane Knight]

http://soundamerica.com/sounds/themes/Movies/lionkng2.wav
the full song :shifty:
That movie's the reason I recorded that "Lion Song" piece I keep putting up here.

[Jaded-Dragon]

the lion king is one of the best movies you asshole

The Lion King is nothing when compared to the likes of Toy Story!!

Walks away singing: You got a friiiiend in me!

[Gouda]

Lion King and Toy Story are both excellent.

[M. Banana]

What the fuck has the wrestling forum turned into?!

[KayfabeMan]

Randy Newman :)

[KayfabeMan]

That wasn't the answer to TPs question, that was for Toy Story.

[Pepsi Man]

*picks out gimmick* Whaaaat 'the pizza boy' I ride a delivery moped to the ring???!!!
I've seen a paper boy gimmick in an indy fed once. The guy bicycled to the ring, I think, and even tossed some newspapers into the crowd. :D

[Jaded-Dragon]

I've seen a paper boy gimmick in an indy fed once. The guy bicycled to the ring, I think, and even tossed some newspapers into the crowd. :D

Isn't that Rory Fox from that MTV "I wanna be a pro wrestler" special?

[Pepsi Man]

Isn't that Rory Fox from that MTV "I wanna be a pro wrestler" special?
I believe so.

[KayfabeMan]

Yeah, good old 'Rapid Fire' Rory.

There also used to be a guy who worked the indies as 'The Postman' - and came to the ring in complete postman garb, with a bag of mail that he'd toss into the crowd. Inside of the envelopes were mini photocopies of his promo pics, signed on the back side of them. He also used to play a trumpet on the way out [I'm not making this up] to the ring.