Okayyyy... Matt doesn't seem too sad.

[M. Banana]

http://thematthardy.com/mattloriht.jpg
CHEER UP MATT!! DON'T LOOK SO DOWN!!

[The One]

Matt looks like a red x. :shifty:

[Gouda]

Red Xs are very sad.

[M. Banana]

waht? I see the image..

Your browser's fucked Mr.

http://thematthardy.com/mattloriht.jpg

Meh?

[Kane Knight]

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /mattloriht.jpg on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

<hr> <address>Apache/1.3.33 Server at www.thematthardy.com Port 80</address>

[Nervous Ferret]

I can see it just fine. :)

[Gouda]

Stop trying to direct link from his site. He has enough bandwith problems with it as it is.

[TerranRich]

I can't. I get the same error that KK gets

EDIT: Oh. You have to type in the link manually. Or when the browser window opens, click on the URL and press Enter. It loads. And no he doesn't look the least bit sad. ;) Go him. :p

[M. Banana]

WTF?!

God damnit..

Piece of shit...

Fuck Bandwidth..

Wellllll... just look at the one picture on his website where he's with a chick in the hot tub.

[M. Banana]

:foc:

[TerranRich]

Calm down Mr. Banana! I have found the solution! Read above.

Silly n00bs ;)

[M. Banana]

HAHAHA!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/mattloriht.jpg

[M. Banana]

Screw that.

But thanks.

:y:

[Kane Knight]

Wow. That would <s>get</s> cheer me up.

[M. Banana]

:y:

[Savio]

Will she break out of the master lock?

[The One]

See it now...I assume this is Matt's new girlfriend...confirmation or denial anyone?

[M. Banana]

:rofl:

Twenty bucks says Matt's chubby is in her bunghole.

[Nervous Ferret]

ROFL, on his site, check out Matt-Fact #9:
Matt loves when people cant "We want Matt!"

[YOUR Hero]

Matt, get a job.

[M. Banana]

She probably gives them to him.

[M. Banana]

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/9581/brokensig3vj.png
Hopefully that one works.

And what is it with him and putting chicks in the Full Nelson?!

[James Steele]

At least he doesn't break their noses...

[Mayo]

Haha Matt is the fucking man, nice rack on that one :D

[Nark Order]

Matt is a freakin pimp.

[Kane Knight]

V1 has upgraded to a more stable OS with fewer botc...Errr...Bugs.

[M. Banana]

I want to hit all the chicks Matt has.

[Nark Order]

Mattitude Female V2.0

[KayfabeMan]

And what is it with him and putting chicks in the Full Nelson?!

It's so they can't run off and bang Edge.

:shifty:

[loopydate]

It's so they can't run off and bang Edge.

:shifty:
Actually, she botched keeping her hands at her sides, and Matt was trying to cover for her.

The man has strange taste.

[Jonster]

If you read the description on the multimedia page they're friends, there's been a pic of the 2 of them together for quite some time on that page.

[SuperSlim]

dang. pretty cool

[TerranRich]

If you read the description on the multimedia page they're friends...

So were Matt and Lita... :shifty:

[Jonster]

Ah never saw it with the Lita pictures on there, so assumed that they'd say girlfriend or something.

[Hired Hitman]

Friends or more, she ahs a nice rack.

[YOUR Hero]

High maintenence, and with Matt collecting welfare, it won't be long before she's splitsville.

[BatistaBomb]

you dont wear THAT in a pool with a guy if you're "FRIENDS"

[KingofOldSchool]

[img]

And what is it with him and putting chicks in the Full Nelson?!

He's a closet Chris Masters mark.

[Savio]

He's a raper.

[Lamuella]

stop image leeching.

if you want somewhere to host it, use http://www.paintedover.com

website owners take a very low view of people hotlinking to their images without permission.

[Lamuella]

also, I heard it was illegal to look happy after a relationship breakup, confirm/deny?

[Cool King]

Does anyone know her name?

[Jonster]

Lori.

[Innovator]

.....looks like Matt got an upgrade....a serious freakin upgrade

[Kane Knight]

also, I heard it was illegal to look happy after a relationship breakup, confirm/deny?
Not in NC, where the Hardyz are from. It's expected he look happy during and after all forms of rebound sex.

[Jaded-Dragon]

What's the big deal anyway? You got cheeted on and lost your job, meanwhile the two people who committed the act keep theirs, how would you take it? Should he turn goth and wallow in the misery of his own existence?


Oh, and yes, she has a nice rack.

[Kane Knight]

Should he turn goth and wallow in the misery of his own existence?
Wasn't that the plan for his return? ;)

[M. Banana]

Wasn't his old gimmick like, goth or punk or.. what the fuck ever?

[Cool King]

Here's another picture of Matt and Lori.
http://img248.echo.cx/img248/4884/mattlori2pg.jpg

[Transplant]

Damn

[UmbrellaCorporation]

....Lita who?

:drool:

[Kane Knight]

Here's another picture of Matt and Lori.
http://img248.echo.cx/img248/4884/mattlori2pg.jpg
Wow. She looks fake. What, they were out of life-sized Barbies?

[M. Banana]

Out of the two...


I'd rather fuck Matt.

[M. Banana]

stop image leeching.

if you want somewhere to host it, use http://www.paintedover.com

website owners take a very low view of people hotlinking to their images without permission.

:foc:

In case you didn't notice, about ten posts or so back, I uploaded it to PhotoBucket..

sooo....

:foc:

[Mayo]

I would hit it

[YOUR Hero]

That second photo looks photoshopped.

[The Naitch]

V-ONEAHHHHHHHH

[RemyRed]

Possible TNA/ROH/____ vignette?: http://thematthardy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=4503

[James Steele]

I like the hot tub pic better.

[Shadow]

Hehehehe...I know who that is.

But I'm not telling you anything you already didn't know.

[Shadow]

BTW you guys are just now seeing those pictures? I saw 'em like 3 weeks ago.

[DaveWadding]

Mat looks like Jeff's freakin twin in the 2nd pic :eek:

[James Steele]

Only not a pathetic shell of his former self...

[The Naitch]

she looks like someone I "know" :naughty:

[M. Banana]

Are you trying to imply that you've "hit" it before Naitch?

Because that's sweet my good man.

[Kane Knight]

Mat looks like Jeff's freakin twin in the 2nd pic :eek:
OMG it's like they're twins.

[Nark Order]

Lori looks like Trish a bit.

[Kane Knight]

White Trash, or trash in general?

[Kane Knight]

Oh...TRISH.

[Innovator]

bitch is fine

[M. Banana]

:rofl:

Effin' great.

[James Steele]

Am I the only one worried that she ends up being like Matt's cousin, or can it be confirmed that Matt Hardy is "loading" Mattitude Momma V2?

[James Steele]

Oh, I found a picture of Matt with 3 bitches...



































http://img250.echo.cx/img250/8093/dawgs2qm.jpg



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET IT?!?!?!?!?!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH




[HEEL] [/HEAT]

[M. Banana]

I don't see Shannon.

[James Steele]

Here is a picture of Matt Hardy helping a Japanese man find God (You see, the man was looking in the wrong direction, and Matt was pointing him in the right way):


http://img23.echo.cx/img23/7549/captianmatisma5xs.jpg



[FACE] [/POP]

[James Steele]

Here is a picture where Matt was telling Lita and Edge that he would see them somewhere in the future...

http://img23.echo.cx/img23/4223/ilovenothingmorethana1tm.jpg

[James Steele]

Here is a picture of Matt and Shannon's intervention with Jeff (the doll is representing the emotional damage done by Jeff Hardy's abuse to his friends):


http://img180.echo.cx/img180/104/mattchucky8mo.jpg

[M. Banana]

+2 or so for you.

[James Steele]

Yet people still say I am not a captioning god?


*scoffs*

[James Steele]

Wait... YOU CAN'T COUNT TO FUCKING 3?!?!?!

+9 (Total in this page of the thread alone)

[Corkscrewed]

She's a rebound girl. Nightly pool sex would prolly cheer anyone up.

[Kane Knight]

http://img180.echo.cx/img180/104/mattchucky8mo.jpg

Matt: Okay everyone, pose for the camera.

Shannon: See? I'm not a chick! I love Charlie!

Matt: That's Chucky.

Jeff: My thoughts...To your thoughts...

Matt: Jeff, you can't mind meld with yourself.

[M. Banana]

John Deere is for homos.

[Nark Order]

Here is a picture where Matt was telling Lita and Edge that he would see them somewhere in the future...

http://img23.echo.cx/img23/4223/ilovenothingmorethana1tm.jpg
lol

[M. Banana]

:rofl: