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Just John
05-02-2005, 09:59 AM
If this doen't imply that Cena and Christian are going to fued I dont know what does, take a look at this.


On RAW, you’ve got Batista with muscles to spare
But he’s got charisma, like Tomko’s got hair.

You got Triple H and Ric Flair, their legend still grows
26 titles between them, and the world’s biggest nose.

Have you heard the one about JBL, you know the rich guy on SmackDown!?
Well I hear his taxes are still soaring
But he’s no wrestling God, just a God of boring.

Seems to me I’m forgetting somebody…who am I forgetting?
Oh yeah, he’s the guy that inspired this little rap, the WWE Champion John Cena.
Well I got a little something for him

You wanna hear it? Well it goes a little something like this.

Hey Cena, you think I’m jealous of your fortune and fame
Well you talk like Snoop Dogg, but you look like Corey Haim
So after the draft, whether it’s RAW or SmackDown!, JR or Michael Cole
I will be champion, cuz THAT’S HOW I ROLL!

I have one thing to say about this....CHRISTIAN RESPECT GOES UP (for me :p )
Gouda
05-02-2005, 01:04 PM
I posted this in the Backlash thread.
Corkscrewed
05-02-2005, 02:37 PM
Hey, it's a great setup!

Except that Christian should come out of it a winner. Cuz that's how he rolls. :D

He'll prolly be buried. :'(
Eunos
05-02-2005, 02:50 PM
Just as long as this feud ends with the WWE Belt round Christians waist im all up for it.
Watson
05-02-2005, 02:55 PM
He'll prolly be buried. :'(
One can only hope.
Loose Cannon
05-02-2005, 03:16 PM
LOL, that's awesome.
Deceit
05-02-2005, 04:22 PM
Any clips up of the rap yet?
Mayo
05-02-2005, 04:50 PM
LOL yeah this guy could be so over as a main eventer, he better be the WWE champion in a few months :D
Xero
05-02-2005, 05:11 PM
It looks as though Christian will be going to SmackDown! then, since both Batista and Cena have feuds at the upcoming PPVs.

The champion to succeed Cena does look to be Christian, truthfully (if he does indeed go to SmackDown!), unless they go with JBL. There is no one else I can see right now taking the main event spot after Bradshaw is done with Cena.
blake639raw
05-02-2005, 08:15 PM
I agree, Christian rules. But I really don't think he'll win the WWE Title. Yeah, they are teasing a main event run for him, but they have also done this with several others. Either JBL, Angle, or possibly a returning Orton will beat Cena. Mark my words.
YOUR Hero
05-02-2005, 08:27 PM
Christian, we loves yous, yes we dos.
M. Banana
05-02-2005, 08:29 PM
He'll be added to the fire that is John Cena.

Sadly.