Who wants to buy a brick?

[Cool King]

Yes....a brick,a brick that was used at Backlash.

http://auction.wwe.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=60145887&prmenbr=37460399&aunbr=60492597

WWE will sell anything.:lol:

Victoria's Autographed School Girl Outfit is going for quite a lot.

So what would you buy from WWE Auction?

http://auction.wwe.com/

[M. Banana]

I want that fucking brick.

[Gouda]

The Shannon Moore Fishbowl!!

[M. Banana]

The holy hell is that?

[M. Banana]

Ohhh...

That's just... sad.

[tucsonspeed6]

I smell a Wrestlecrap "Somebody Bought This" in the near future.....


And it will probably feature me and my new brick. :shifty:

[M. Banana]

I want that fucking brick asshole. :mad:

[tucsonspeed6]

Seriously, though...I'm lucky I'm dirt poor. Otherwise, I really would buy up all of this worthless crap.

[M. Banana]

I'll break the brick and mail you half.

[tucsonspeed6]

Sweet. Give me the Autographed half.

[M. Banana]

Okay.

I'll autograph my half meself and sell it on ebay.

[Jonster]

Mohammad Hassan wasn't happy with Daiviri after their Backlash match, and the following night on Raw slapped him down.
Luckily WWE Auctions was on hand and caught the spit spat by Hassan in a jar.

Signed by Hassan and Daiviri as soon as they got to the back, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own some spit.

[M. Banana]

Are you fucking serious?

[Xero]

Hulk Hogan gave the fans one more match, and one more win at Backlash. Before the match, WWE Auction was in the locker rooms when Hulk Hogan threw a half empty bottle of 'Tan in a Bottle' in the trash. We fished it out and had him sign it after the match.

This is a once in a lifetime chance to not only look like the Hulkster, but to own a piece of history!

[M. Banana]

Jesus H Christ..

[Cool King]

http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder2025/img813257.jpg

[M. Banana]

John Cena: 2035

[Jonster]

When JR had to face HHH on Raw, he was extremely nervous about it, knowing he stood little chance of victory.
However, JR won the match and celebrated with a post match excretion.
Afterwards WWE Auctions caught up with him and he donated his underwear - which he has signed - to be auctioned off.

This is your once in a lifetime chance to own the very underwear that helped write history when HHH lost to JR.

[M. Banana]

I thought you were serious at first....

[Jonster]

When WWE Auction was mentioned on TPWW, some spoofs were posted. These were quite outrageous to the point where some hapless fan might actually consider buying them.
MiguelBahena wasn't sure if these were true or not, and faced a conflict known to mankind for centuries - how can you tell when someone is being sarcastic on the internet?

Now we bring you a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy the gulibility of the man known as "Banana".

[M. Banana]

.........

I shall never give away my gullibility.

[tucsonspeed6]

John Cena came out in his entrance last night and took notice of one particular fan's sign. Cena borrowed the sign to show on camera only to realize it didn't really say "Chain Gang" like he thought it did....so Security confiscated it, and now you can own a piece of history for a starting bid of $300.

http://i.wrestlingdb.com/gallery/WWE-S/20021210/Jason_Cross_Sign.jpg

[Xero]

You've heard the chants. You've heard the jeers. You've seen the botches. Now, own a piece of Lita/Edge/Matt Hardy history! Over the past few weeks, fans have been bringing 'We Want Matt', 'Edge Screwed Matt', 'Lita is a Slut' and many other signs that have been confiscated by security.

Now, in the biggest lot WWE Auction has ever seen, you can now own over one million signs related to the Matt Hardy controversy! Make your bids now, but remember, we will be making very similar auctions like this one in the near future, so you won't necessarily miss out if you don't get it this time around.

[M. Banana]

Gayest. Thread. Evar.

[Jonster]

Victoria was backstage at Raw last night (5/3/05) talking to Lita when Edge came over and asked what they were looking at.
Here's your chance to buy a pen that was once looked at by Victoria.
However this isn't just an ordinary pen.
The pen is broken and has no ink due to leaking everywhere. Also the top is missing
Not only that, it's not the original pen, but a replica which has recieved the exact same treatment.

These can be made to order, so here's your chance to own a unique piece of WWE equipment right now.

[M. Banana]

I'm going to buy that.

[M. Banana]

:shifty:

[YOUR Hero]

My dad's a mason, perhaps I'll start selling bricks on eBay as well.

[Bo]

When I saw him use it I had this feeling that it was gonna wind up on there.

http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder2025/img867179.jpg

"Whats that Bricky? You told everyone that I was cheating on my wife?
And I thought that whole "if walls could talk" was just a figure of speach."

[Mike the Metal Ed]

FED UP WITH BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[M. Banana]

Bwagahahahahahah.a.h.ah.ah.a.ha.h.ah.ah.a.h...stoppit with le brick.

[Hired Hitman]

Even Edge can't figure out who would bid on a Brick.

[M. Banana]

Matt Hardy....


so he can bash him over the head.

[Corkscrewed]

http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder2025/img813257.jpg
Wow. Cena looks totally fucked up. :lol:

[Hired Hitman]

It's his Eddie Guerrero Impression... ;)

[Shaggy]

I saw the brick the other day and laughed.....then I thought about bidding on it

but didnt

[Jonster]

http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder2025/img813257.jpg

Seperated at birth:

http://www.wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/VinceMcMahon/011.jpg