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Iceman90
05-07-2005, 04:42 AM
Triple H lost to Batista at the PPV, and then looses the first round of the Gold Rush torunament the next night om RAW.

Steph must be mad at Triple H to job him TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW!!!. I started thinking about what he could have done to make Steph so mad, and here are my reasons:


Steph Wants Kids & Triple H Said No - Could you imagine how creepy those kids would look?

Triple H Went Out Drinking With "The Boys" And Kissed A Transvestite - "They said it was Joanie!"

Triple H Wasn't "In The Mood" One Night, And The Only Other Man Around Was Todd Grisham - Turns out he is as bad in bed as he is on the mic.


Feel free to add your ideas to the list.
The One
05-07-2005, 04:51 AM
Actually, Vince more or less loves Hunter more then Steph, so I asume that Hunter's Hoover Hummer wasn't up to par.
Corkscrewed
05-07-2005, 05:50 AM
Hunter's been cutting back on that Enzyte, and it's affecting his push.
Hired Hitman
05-07-2005, 07:16 AM
Ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha.

You kill me with your Triple H jokes.

:|
The Forgotten One
05-07-2005, 07:21 AM
Because he's that damn good.

:|
V
05-07-2005, 07:59 AM
tell last year i said hi
Jonster
05-07-2005, 08:07 AM
tell last year i said hi

I did, but last year still doesn't want to talk to you after what happened.
Kane Knight
05-07-2005, 10:33 AM
That was funny.

No wait. What's that word where you don't laugh or get amused or anything?
Shaggy
05-07-2005, 11:13 AM
^^ I have no idea
M. Banana
05-07-2005, 11:15 AM
It's called...

:|
James Steele
05-07-2005, 01:06 PM
meh. ?
tucsonspeed6
05-07-2005, 01:10 PM
I looked up "funny" in a thesaurus and found some antonyms

"Grave"

"Solemn"

"Somber"

"Stern"

"Grim"

"Staid"

"Sober"

So I guess you can take your pick when describing this thread.

I prefer to say that this has been a "Sobering" experience. Very "grim" indeed. :(
Kane Knight
05-07-2005, 01:31 PM
It's called...

:|
That works.
Schoenauer
05-07-2005, 03:12 PM
I just call him Triple T: tap tap tap
Just John
05-07-2005, 03:17 PM
Personally I don't think Triple H is getting you know what at home
SammyG
05-07-2005, 04:17 PM
He's new, tryin to be funny, he will catch on later
M. Banana
05-07-2005, 04:22 PM
Who cares, really?
Nark Order
05-07-2005, 05:20 PM
I thought he lost because it was part of an angle...

I guess I'm just an idiot.
M. Banana
05-07-2005, 05:48 PM
It seems that way.
TerranRich
05-07-2005, 08:50 PM
Well, what I think is that Triple H is—

ALLLELALAAYYYYEELELLALAAENENNEEYYYAENANNEYLLELEAAYAYAYAENENENAAAA...

Uh-oh! This thread just got... Hassaaaaaaaan'd!

http://images.xylot.com/hassand.jpg

;)
Kane Knight
05-07-2005, 09:53 PM
I thought he lost because it was part of an angle...

I guess I'm just an idiot.
Yup.
M. Banana
05-07-2005, 09:56 PM
You botched it.

First comes the ALLYLELAHLALLHALHLAAAHAAA!!!

Then the Hassan..

Then the HASSAN'D
VicJericho
05-08-2005, 03:38 AM
HHH jobs twice, stirs up all of this talk of "wtf? HHH jobbing 2 times in 2 nights?" then hes gonna go on a "I am The game-ah" Winning Streak and hold the title for 8 months until the next star is ready to step up and take it from him
Kane Knight
05-08-2005, 12:08 PM
HHH jobs twice, stirs up all of this talk of "wtf? HHH jobbing 2 times in 2 nights?" then hes gonna go on a "I am The game-ah" Winning Streak and hold the title for 8 months until the next star is ready to step up and take it from him
The fact that people are going wild over 2 losses is pretty much proof positive that he's been on top too long.
VicJericho
05-08-2005, 03:47 PM
The fact that people are going wild over 2 losses is pretty much proof positive that he's been on top too long.

I totally agree, somehow I thought HHH was gonna pull off the win, But SOMEHOW Triple H tapped, it gives new hope for the tournament. I just hoped Edge wasnt in it.
Jaton
05-08-2005, 05:05 PM
Count your blessings. At least Triple H didn't win so that we have to see Triple H vs. Batista part 3.
Amaroqwolf
05-08-2005, 05:27 PM
No will see that at Vengence. Supposedly.
Kane Knight
05-08-2005, 07:13 PM
I totally agree, somehow I thought HHH was gonna pull off the win, But SOMEHOW Triple H tapped, it gives new hope for the tournament. I just hoped Edge wasnt in it.
Like many here, I worry that HHH will weasel his way back in tomorrow night.
PureHatred
05-09-2005, 02:34 AM
Benoit will probably be "too injured to continue" and Bischoff will stick Trips back in the tourney since it was Batita's interferenc ethat caused him to lose.
Iceman90
05-09-2005, 02:55 AM
Benoit will probably be "too injured to continue" and Bischoff will stick Trips back in the tourney since it was Batita's interferenc ethat caused him to lose.
I hope not.