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RP
05-13-2005, 01:33 PM
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- Vikings running back Onterrio Smith, who has a history of violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy, was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found an elaborate kit used to beat drug tests.

Police at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport questioned Smith on April 21 after a search of his bag discovered vials of white powder, according to a police report.

Smith told officers it was dried urine used in conjunction with a device called ``The Original Whizzinator.'' The officer who filed the report wrote that Smith ``told me that it was dried urine for making a clean urine test.'' In addition, he had a bottle of pills labeled ``cleansing formula.''

Smith told police he was taking the vials to his cousin. The police report didn't say where Smith was traveling. The Star Tribune first reported the story Wednesday.

``We will continue to monitor the situation as we would with any other and evaluate it from there,'' coach Mike Tice said in a statement Wednesday.

Smith's agent, Douglas Hendrickson, didn't immediately return a message left at his office.

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said league rules state that failing to cooperate with a drug test was the same as failing it, but he wasn't sure whether there was any penalty for possessing a device designed to beat such a test.




Smith was suspended last season for four games after testing positive for marijuana. It was his second ``strike'' in the NFL's substance-abuse program. He would earn a yearlong suspension for a third violation.

The report filed April 26 says a tube of toothpaste set off an alarm as a bag Smith was carrying was being scanned. Six or seven vials of white powder were discovered in the bag. Smith was detained, questioned and allowed to leave, the report said.

In 2000, Smith was kicked out of Tennessee for using marijuana. He finished his college career at Oregon. Smith rushed for 579 yards as a rookie and led the Vikings last season with 544 ya


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I gotta get a picture of this thing. It sound horrific.

Mike the Metal Ed
05-13-2005, 01:37 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050511/80/fim8u.html

RP
05-13-2005, 01:38 PM
http://www.monsterzero.com/gallery/whizzinator/WHIZZ-5000-ad-.jpg

RP
05-13-2005, 01:42 PM
They use only the best synthetic urine. Not that shitty synthetic urine you know.

MoRcHeEbA
05-13-2005, 01:58 PM
it's stupid, he shouldn't have even been stopped for having that with him, the reason he was stopped is cause he was hiding it :rant: all he had to say what it was it's not illegal.

BCWWF
05-13-2005, 04:37 PM
I believe you fill a little sack of urine and shove it up your ass, then there is a little tube running out of your ass and under your dick so it looks like you are actually peeing. I don't know how a person could go that low.

The Outlaw
05-13-2005, 06:48 PM
lol

BCWWF
05-14-2005, 12:46 AM
I heard of it during the Olympics when some throwers were caught with it, but I was shocked when I found out its in the NFL too. Thats just disgusting.

RP
05-14-2005, 02:34 AM
But how do you make it pee? Squeez your butt cheecks together to ad pressure to the sack shoved up your ass? Was this thing made in prison?

MoRcHeEbA
05-14-2005, 05:06 AM
there's a siringe inside the fake pee pee

Rain Man
05-16-2005, 08:44 PM
Just shows how the Viking season is gonna go next year

MoRcHeEbA
05-16-2005, 08:46 PM
yeah they'll know what it's like to play with no recievers... except replace no recievers with good recievers...

Jesus Shuttlesworth
05-16-2005, 10:27 PM
Vikings will be better then they where last year, been saying it since they traded Moss.

MoRcHeEbA
05-16-2005, 10:37 PM
word... Moss is still the man though :(

BCWWF
05-17-2005, 02:36 AM
The recievers are definately a questionmark, but Burleson played well enough without Moss last year, and Williamson's style should make it an overall solid group.

Like Moss was saying in that latest SI article, if the Vikings spent the money they should have won it all while he was here. They likely could have kept Moss while still getting Cowart and smoot or sharper while also resigning Claiborne. Who knows though, whats done is done I guess.

Ol Dirty Dastard
05-17-2005, 08:37 AM
it's stupid, he shouldn't have even been stopped for having that with him, the reason he was stopped is cause he was hiding it :rant: all he had to say what it was it's not illegal.

Loose Cannon
05-17-2005, 10:41 AM
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