The Lone Drinker
05-16-2005, 07:38 AM
"(1) Why did Gorgeous George break up with you? Is it because you tried to have a three-way with her and her sister?
(2) Did Road Warrior Hawk really kick your ass backstage at a Kid Rock concert?
(3) Did Brutus Beefcake really kick your ass and pull your pants down at Hogan's house?
(4) Did you really shit your pants at Gold's Gym? [What is up with all these grown men wrestlers crapping themselves?]
(5) Why did you shave your eyebrows?
(6) Do you use hairplugs?
(7) What is Nubain, and how much do you spend on it per month?
(8) Why did Elizabeth break up with you and get with Lex Luger?
(9) Don't you think it's kinda sad that you are a middle-aged white man in his 50's trying to act like a young black rapper in his 20's?
(10) Is it true that you can't get a hard on without Viagra?
(11) Why do you bad mouth Hulk Hogan so much? Is it because you are jealous of him?
(12) Why do you blame Hulk Hogan for all your problems?
(13) Is it true that it was Hogan who got you not only into the WWF, but the WCW as well?
(14) Do you want to be Hulk Hogan or something? After all, at one point in your career, you did the "I can't hear you" thing and referred to your fans as "macho-maniacs".
(15) How did you feel when thousand upon thousand of screaming Hulkamaniacs were booing your ass at that concert and were throwing rocks at you?
(16) How come when Hulk Hogan offered to finally fight you, you refused and backed down like a bitch?"
Seriously, ask him all that. He ain't gonna hit you or nothing. He's just a big pussy.
(2) Did Road Warrior Hawk really kick your ass backstage at a Kid Rock concert?
(3) Did Brutus Beefcake really kick your ass and pull your pants down at Hogan's house?
(4) Did you really shit your pants at Gold's Gym? [What is up with all these grown men wrestlers crapping themselves?]
(5) Why did you shave your eyebrows?
(6) Do you use hairplugs?
(7) What is Nubain, and how much do you spend on it per month?
(8) Why did Elizabeth break up with you and get with Lex Luger?
(9) Don't you think it's kinda sad that you are a middle-aged white man in his 50's trying to act like a young black rapper in his 20's?
(10) Is it true that you can't get a hard on without Viagra?
(11) Why do you bad mouth Hulk Hogan so much? Is it because you are jealous of him?
(12) Why do you blame Hulk Hogan for all your problems?
(13) Is it true that it was Hogan who got you not only into the WWF, but the WCW as well?
(14) Do you want to be Hulk Hogan or something? After all, at one point in your career, you did the "I can't hear you" thing and referred to your fans as "macho-maniacs".
(15) How did you feel when thousand upon thousand of screaming Hulkamaniacs were booing your ass at that concert and were throwing rocks at you?
(16) How come when Hulk Hogan offered to finally fight you, you refused and backed down like a bitch?"
Seriously, ask him all that. He ain't gonna hit you or nothing. He's just a big pussy.