El Smackdown Captiones (por 05.19.2005)

[TerranRich]

Si! Here are de pics, my friends!

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[TerranRich]

And my submission:

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Angry Latina Woman plots her revenge~!

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Carlito: Who got this red crap all over my shirt? Dat's not cool!

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Carlito: Wait, lemme try dees, lemme try dees... Joo can't see me!!
Matt [By George, he's right! I really can't!]

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Luckily Steven Richards was there to hold the two apart. (Did I get it right? :p)

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Matt: You seem to have a metal folding chair implanted in your backside! How utterly repugnant!

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NOOGIE FROM HELL BAHGAWD!!!!

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JBL: Say it! SAY IT! SAY YOU LOVE GARTH BROOKS!!!
Scotty: Gurgle.

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Booker: Yes...my precioussss...your face is so soft and white! Like a baby's! Will you be my little baby-face?

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Jindrak: HELP ME! X-Pac's sucking power...tooo..STRONG!!

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Jindrak: Missed!

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How to Be a Heel, Part I: Wear expensive clothing! The Rock did it when he was heel. Triple H does it now backstage. Once you wear nice things, people will hate you and boo you!

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Robinson: Oh, I see! Those ARE nice boots!

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Jordan: And it was THIS big!
Heidenreich: Arrrrrg!?

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Heidenreich: He was my FRIEND! For about two minutes...I don't last as long with black guys...not much stamina in the sack...

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Do the HEIDENDANCE!
Jump like you got a ferret in your tights.
And swing your arm like a pirate just might!
Now hop to the left and hop to the right.
Do the Heiden-Dance, yeah you're doing it right!

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Holly seems to navigate the glass ceiling quite well...

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Nitro: Not cool, man, NOT cool! Stop being such a homo!
Mercury: Noo noo noo, you can't say that.

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He's my little Basham Baby!

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JBL: CHAPTER THREE...!
Cena: Make him stop! MAKE HIM STOP!

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After ten weeks of not bathing, Danny Basham goes down easily...

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Cena: Whew! I made a stinky!
Basham: Gaaaaaaahh...

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John Cena: No, YOU, my friend, are indeed THE homo!
JBL: What? Is this...is this true...?

[Disturbed316]

Orlando needs to get off my fucking tv, or at least shave his head again.

[SuperSlim]

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What does that say?

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Carlito: You're holding the chair upside down!

Matt: Sorry.

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JBL: Gotta knock that thing out of your throat.

Scotty: I'm not choking.

JBL: Quit playin. We both know you are.

S2H: No I'm not.

JBL: Yes you are.
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JBL: See, now you're chooking.

S2H: Meanie.


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Medusa in black male form.

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OJ: Watch my new dance.

Hidenreich: AHHHHH!

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Is my breath Okay?

[SuperSlim]

Orlando needs to get off my fucking tv, or at least shave his head again.

he's waiting to get braids. that's why he's lettin it grow out like that. he wants to be like Booker T.

[Disturbed316]

lol are you his hairdresser or something?

[SuperSlim]

lol are you his hairdresser or something?

now the secret is out. :$

[Kane Knight]

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I want to have bestiality sex with your wife...

*Whispering*

You're kidding. They did?

They used that in an angle.

*whispering*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Ladies and gentlement, due to severe mental breakdown, Kane Knight will tonight be played by Colin Powell)


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"Why does he want to have Bestiality sex with Charmell? My face is TWICE as horselike!"

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"Invisible apples? Dat's not cul."


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"Now don't get alarmed...But there's something on your shoulder."

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Morgan: It'd be a shame to waste this "cabana..."
Big Show: What are you saying?
Morgan: Did you see the Lingerie Pillow Fight on Raw?

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Spinal reallignment doesn't work well when you have the WWE HMO.
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Fortunately, JBL knew the Heimlich.


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...Or so he had claimed on his "championship Application form."

-Or-

Scotty tried to decide which gimmick was worse: S2H, the hip-hop poser, or Calico, JBL's "pony."


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Booker kindly brushes his opponent's toupé before replacing it.

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Inspired by Lita, Booker Botches a chop, just in time to get a main event push.


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"No! please don't show me nudes of Sharmell!"



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A Botched chorus line.


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As part of his heel turn, Eddie Gurerro comes to the ring dressed in a suit that he actually purchased.


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Eddie: Jesus Saves, esse!
Tazz: Didn't he steal that from your locker, Cole?
Michael: That bastard!


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Funky Fly debuts in the WWE as Heidenreich's "butch."


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OJ warned Johnny to stand back while he showed him his "Carlton Dance."


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Turns out "Bestiality" Is John's trigger word.


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"How old are you, kid?"
"9."
"Do you know what blue balls feels like?"

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Even Holly was amazed. How the HELL did he pull off the MK Bicycle kick?

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"Man, those "no fur" guys have been working out."


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Cena was relieved to discover he wasn't the only "stuffer" in the locker room.


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Bradshaw: and you will STAY like that until you get it right! Step-turn-kick-turn, dammit!


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Danny Basham is...THE ONE...


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"You can't see...Woah...my breath is HORRIBLE."


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Cena: I don't know how to break this to you...But Eddie sold your pants...