Time to find out the truth.

[The Lone Drinker]

And since I am have a set of balls, I decided to find out the truth myself which is why I e-mailed Lance Storm the following:

Subj: The fight you almost had with Bob Holly and Bradshaw.
Date: 5/23/2005 12:52:49 AM Central Standard Time
From: Nunayabusiness
To: Storm website



I read the following on:

http://www.armpitwrestling.com/Backstage%20Fights.htm

Lance Storm vs. JBL & Bob Holly, 2005 -NEW!

"Storm, who is a trainer for OVW, was telling one of the OVW students to be careful when dealing with infamous ribbers and pranksters JBL and Bob Holly.

In particular, Storm told him that they were bullies who sometimes work stiff, and that he thought it was unprofessional.

JBL and Holly confronted Storm backstage at a WWE show, and heated words were exchanged. JBL challenged him, but Storm blew him off.

Many saw it as Storm being professional, while others saw it as Storm being a chicken."



I am not trying to be rude...so please don't take this the wrong why, but why didn't you fight them? You are done with the WWE, so no skin off of you and I know you could have beaten them.

[James Steele]

:lol:

I bet it has something to do with class. Something you don't have nor attended since kindergarten.

[James Steele]

Also...

http://img267.echo.cx/img267/7970/retarded4mx.jpg

[The Lone Drinker]

I think it has to due with lack of balls myself, James. And any other real man would agree.

[The Naitch]

In Lance's case, I think he just had class.

For any real reason worth fighting for, I'm sure Lance would be down for a scrap

[Nark Order]

Reason #1: Lance Storm is better than that.

Reason #2: He would've gotten the living shit knocked out of him.



Now be kind to us and never post again.

[RP]

Its pretty simple actually. Unless i'm mistaking, JBL was involved in a storyline in which he was called " WWE Champion". Storm , at the time was a WWE trainer. Who do you think would be more likely to be fired? The WWE Champion or the OVW trainer?

[The Naitch]

Matt hardy

[RP]

Reason #1: Lance Storm is better than that.

Reason #2: He would've gotten the living shit knocked out of him.



Now be kind to us and never post again.


Seriously. Though i'm probably the only person that will actually say this. You're " New Member" bashing is old and lame. I cant remember the last time you post a meaningful topic anywhere. So STFU and stop bashing him for posting a topic in the wrestling forum about wrestling you lamer. Your not funny and you bring nothing to the topic at hand.

[RP]

Matt hardy


Cant say it any better then that.

[LK]

Lance could have killed either of them if he wanted to but as mentioned at the time, he was still with the WWE and if he did get into a fight, then who would get in the trouble?

[Shadow]

Lance could have killed either of them if he wanted to but as mentioned at the time, he was still with the WWE and if he did get into a fight, then who would get in the trouble?

Rhyno.

[SuperSlim]

it's all about class

[Evolution]

Lance Storm is above a brawl, unlike Bobcore Holly and John Bradshaw "Don't get in the shower with this man" Layfield.

[Kane Knight]

I think it has to due with lack of balls myself, James. And any other guy with a tiny penis would agree.

[Innovator]

JR: VINCE! VINCE! Lance Storm and JBL just got into a fight! What are you gonna do about it?

Vince: Hmmmmmmm, call Eddie Guerrero and fire his ass

[Altar of Helmsley]

Vince would send Lance to wrestlers court.

I wish shawn stasiak was still around to videotape wrestling court backstage, he'd make a shit load of money.

[Mr. JL]

And since I am have a set of balls, I decided to find out the truth myself which is why I e-mailed Lance Storm the following:

Subj: The fight you almost had with Bob Holly and Bradshaw.
Date: 5/23/2005 12:52:49 AM Central Standard Time
From: Nunayabusiness
To: Storm website



I read the following on:

http://www.armpitwrestling.com/Backstage%20Fights.htm

Lance Storm vs. JBL & Bob Holly, 2005 -NEW!

"Storm, who is a trainer for OVW, was telling one of the OVW students to be careful when dealing with infamous ribbers and pranksters JBL and Bob Holly.

In particular, Storm told him that they were bullies who sometimes work stiff, and that he thought it was unprofessional.

JBL and Holly confronted Storm backstage at a WWE show, and heated words were exchanged. JBL challenged him, but Storm blew him off.

Many saw it as Storm being professional, while others saw it as Storm being a chicken."



I am not trying to be rude...so please don't take this the wrong why, but why didn't you fight them? You are done with the WWE, so no skin off of you and I know you could have beaten them.


I sure hope you sent him at least you're first name and that you just gave us on TPWW.net the nunayabusiness. Cuz I can see Lance simply resonding with a "Nunyabusiness" right back at you. Either case, you are still a fucking idiot.

[tucsonspeed6]

I think it has to due with lack of balls myself, James. And any other real man would agree.


You talk about balls a lot. Your mom does too...especially before she gives hummers.

[Xero]

I am not trying to be rude...so please don't take this the wrong why, but why didn't you fight them? You are done with the WWE, so no skin off of you and I know you could have beaten them.
Why don't you tell him that he doesn't have balls? I mean, it's one thing to be rude, but to lie? :nono:

Also, it would have been unprofessional if he had fought him. If you had a job at say Walmart, would it be a 'lack of balls' if you turned a customer's, or even a coworker's challenge down? No, because you'd get your ass fired. Unless of course you'd do it, then you're just an idiot with no class, and even some Walmart workers have some class.

[Nark Order]

Seriously. Though i'm probably the only person that will actually say this. You're " New Member" bashing is old and lame. I cant remember the last time you post a meaningful topic anywhere. So STFU and stop bashing him for posting a topic in the wrestling forum about wrestling you lamer. Your not funny and you bring nothing to the topic at hand.
It was a stupid question so I treated it as such.

Also, I don't know if you've noticed this but after every post you make, people seem to hate you even more. You're telling me that I bring nothing to the topic when everything you've ever posted on these boards has been reguarding as pure and utter shit? Your immaturity, innacuracy, and overall stupidity is not going unnoticed. I hope your online conversations don't reflect upon your antics in 'the real world', for your sake. Now fuck off.

[The Lone Drinker]

Lance could have killed either of them if he wanted to but as mentioned at the time, he was still with the WWE and if he did get into a fight, then who would get in the trouble?

He was planning on quitting the WWE anyway, so he had nothing to lose. He ended up losing his honor instead.

I sure hope you sent him at least you're first name and that you just gave us on TPWW.net the nunayabusiness. Cuz I can see Lance simply resonding with a "Nunyabusiness" right back at you. Either case, you are still a fucking idiot.

It had my real e-mail addy. I don't want to get spammed nor do I want you fellas signing me up for gay porn site mailing lists or sending me virus's. In my case of not putting down my e-mail address, it's all about common sense. Because I can't fight against whatever you guys were hoping to send me. Sure, I have virus and Spam protectors but I honestly rather not deal with computer voodoo.

You talk about balls a lot. Your mom does too...especially before she gives hummers.

Wow, you take the cake Pat. Sophomoric humor at it's worst.

Why don't you tell him that he doesn't have balls? I mean, it's one thing to be rude, but to lie? :nono:

Also, it would have been unprofessional if he had fought him. If you had a job at say Walmart, would it be a 'lack of balls' if you turned a customer's, or even a coworker's challenge down? No, because you'd get your ass fired. Unless of course you'd do it, then you're just an idiot with no class, and even some Walmart workers have some class.

If the guy started it and wanted to fight, it wouldn't be my fault. It would be self-defense.

And the reason why I treated Storm with respect is because if he sensed it was a hate letter, he would not have responded. I had to come across as some disapointed fan who was in shock that his hero, who he once considered John Wayne......ran away from a fight...... :'(

It was a stupid question so I treated it as such.

Also, I don't know if you've noticed this but after every post you make, people seem to hate you even more. You're telling me that I bring nothing to the topic when everything you've ever posted on these boards has been reguarding as pure and utter shit? Your immaturity, innacuracy, and overall stupidity is not going unnoticed. I hope your online conversations don't reflect upon your antics in 'the real world', for your sake. Now fuck off.

You really do remind me of your hero, "Comic Book Guy." The way you obsess over wrestling and spend all your free time here. I wonder what you will do in your life now that your hero is done with wrestling. But then again, you still have the Canadian Crippler right? Well, you know....he IS getting older and next thing you know, he will either have to retire or he will be put in the same category as Flair and Hogan....some old timer who just refuses to quit....and you hate those types of guys remember? What will you do then? Gee. Sucks to be you.

[Xero]

If the guy started it and wanted to fight, it wouldn't be my fault. It would be self-defense.
So are you insinuating that Storm started the fight by telling the guys in OVW what they do?

Another example. If you worked at Walmart, and a customer 'told on you' for, say, breaking something and hiding it behind another product, would you fight that person? 'Self defense' my ass, that's just being immature.

[The Lone Drinker]

So are you insinuating that Storm started the fight by telling the guys in OVW what they do?

Another example. If you worked at Walmart, and a customer 'told on you' for, say, breaking something and hiding it behind another product, would you fight that person? 'Self defense' my ass, that's just being immature.

No, I was on Storm's side. JBL and Hard-core wanted to fight. Storm could have defended himself and wouldn't have gotten into any problems with McMahon. If he did, so what? He was planning on quitting anyway.

And if a customer accused me of something that was not true....I.....[unlike that 18-year old Subway manager who hates old people]....would handle it in a professional manner. However, if he challenged me to a fight, I'd try to talk him out of it at first but if he kept provoking me then I would gladly step out into the parking lot with him.

[Nark Order]

You really do remind me of your hero, "Comic Book Guy." The way you obsess over wrestling and spend all your free time here. I wonder what you will do in your life now that your hero is done with wrestling. But then again, you still have the Canadian Crippler right? Well, you know....he IS getting older and next thing you know, he will either have to retire or he will be put in the same category as Flair and Hogan....some old timer who just refuses to quit....and you hate those types of guys remember? What will you do then? Gee. Sucks to be you.
What in the fuck are you talking about? First of all, I hate Hogan and Benoit with an equal passion. Second of all, I have been a registered poster here for 5 years and have had a total of about 4000 posts. Most of the others that have been here for 5 years have at least 25,000 posts so I guess that pretty much kills the "all your time spent here" rant.

Get used to the fact that not everybody is going to agree with you (especially on boards like this). No use getting pissed off everytime somebody tells you that your posts sucks. And if you are going to post retorts to everybody, please come up with better ones because the ones you have are not only incorrect, they are fucking ridiculous.

Now once again, it was a stupid question so I treated it like it was a stupid question. Asking why somebody who is past his prime won't stand up to two of the biggest, meanest guys in the locker room is indeed ignorant and does not deserve a real answer. Now, if you stop posting shit then I won't call you on it. Simple as that.

[SuperSlim]

check this kid. if he woulda fought them it would not have been self defense cause JBL and Hardcore didn't do anything except run their ouths. Now if they would have actually struck him them it would be self defense if he were to firght back.

Another thing you not gettin here kid is that you don't want to burn bridges. Especially with a company as wealthy and has done so much for you as WWE. I mean keeping in their good graces when he opens his school, youknow WWE is gonna want to send some guys to train at Lance's school. If Lance were to fight them just cause they were talkin about him then that would look real stupid on Lances part and he would have absolutely nothing to go for in his favor.

TLD, basically it looks like you need to take a look at the real world cuause really it doesn't seem like youknow what you are talking about.

[Xero]

Harassment is one thing, physical altercation is quite another. I would assume from that passage that no punches were thrown. If JBL hit first, then yes, Storm should have and more than likely would have fought back, but it was only words, and he was the bigger man and did the right thing. There was no reason for Storm to throw a punch other than to 'look tough'.

[Nark Order]

By the Way TLD, your Custom Title currently reads "Lengend Kiler of the The People's Wrestling Website"

Insult me some more.

[The One]

And in deadlyheaven's defense about being here all the damn time...he has apprx. 2.4 posts per day, that's maybe 5 minutes on any given day. Sounds to me like normal amount of time spent on the internet.

[Thriller]

Actually Lone Drinker its only considered self defense he they trow a punch not if the try and provoke.And as a proud WalMart employee i know that no matter the circumstance you would get fired for unprofessinal conduct.

Its already be proven countless times that Hardcore Holly has no class and despite being amazing on the mic his far from a saint.Storm has his own sense of morals so if he chose not to fight all the more power to him.Im sure there are some guys who agree he tucked his tail between his legs and is a chicken.But having respect for yourself is more important than what other people think.

[The Lone Drinker]

check this kid. if he woulda fought them it would not have been self defense cause JBL and Hardcore didn't do anything except run their ouths. Now if they would have actually struck him them it would be self defense if he were to firght back.

Another thing you not gettin here kid is that you don't want to burn bridges. Especially with a company as wealthy and has done so much for you as WWE. I mean keeping in their good graces when he opens his school, youknow WWE is gonna want to send some guys to train at Lance's school. If Lance were to fight them just cause they were talkin about him then that would look real stupid on Lances part and he would have absolutely nothing to go for in his favor.

TLD, basically it looks like you need to take a look at the real world cuause really it doesn't seem like youknow what you are talking about.

.....I'm one year older then you "kid". :lol: ;)

What in the fuck are you talking about? First of all, I hate Hogan and Benoit with an equal passion. Second of all, I have been a registered poster here for 5 years and have had a total of about 4000 posts. Most of the others that have been here for 5 years have at least 25,000 posts so I guess that pretty much kills the "all your time spent here" rant.

Get used to the fact that not everybody is going to agree with you (especially on boards like this). No use getting pissed off everytime somebody tells you that your posts sucks. And if you are going to post retorts to everybody, please come up with better ones because the ones you have are not only incorrect, they are fucking ridiculous.

Now once again, it was a stupid question so I treated it like it was a stupid question. Asking why somebody who is past his prime won't stand up to two of the biggest, meanest guys in the locker room is indeed ignorant and does not deserve a real answer. Now, if you stop posting shit then I won't call you on it. Simple as that.

Check the date I signed up here. I'm not some newbie. And I sure as hell am not new to boards like these or wrestling so please, spare me your lectures on how this forum is run.

And I don't see how I snapped exactly. I am just responding to your comments. I mean seriously, who's post were you reading? You are making it sound like I am some angry newbie who typed in all caps and bitched about how I don't understand why no one likes me or something.

Get some glasses or something man.

And if you don't like my retorts, tough titty said the kitty cause the milk's all gone. I'm not here to entertain you, junior.

In regards of this topic: Lance ain't that old. He's like 36. He's younger then JBL and Holly. That's not past your prime.

Learn some math.

[The Naitch]

blah blah blah, you're both bitches so shut the fuck up already

[Shadow]

I'm with the Naitch on this one. Shut the hell up already kiddles or I'll turn this car right around.

[Nark Order]

I'm with the Naitch on this one. Shut the hell up already kiddles or I'll turn this car right around.
Who are you?

[Gerard]

And since I am have a set of balls,


The jurys out on the subject if you have balls or not, think its pretty obvious you lack basic english typing skills Captain Caveman. :shifty:

[Shadow]

Who are you?

I'm the god damn baddest mother fucker in the god damn universe that's how. My pink lightsaber says so.

[SuperSlim]

.....I'm one year older then you "kid". :lol: ;)



Then act like it. SO far all I've seen from you is idiocy and lack of knowledge of what the real world is. If anything you've acted like a little teeny bopper that's bout 13 or 14 and doesn't know that any sort of act of violence in teh work force is unprofessional. And of course there is that bit about self defense that you didn't seem to know.

Also it's not cool to profess to be an age you really aren't. Kid.

[Nark Order]

Then act like it. SO far all I've seen from you is idiocy and lack of knowledge of what the real world is. If anything you've acted like a little teeny bopper that's bout 13 or 14 and doesn't know that any sort of act of violence in teh work force is unprofessional. And of course there is that bit about self defense that you didn't seem to know.

Also it's not cool to profess to be an age you really aren't. Kid.
Preach.

[James Steele]

blah blah blah, you're both bitches so shut the fuck up already :y: However, due to my contract with TPWW. I must say this to them aswell.

SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS(es)!

[Shadow]

:y: However, due to my contract with TPWW. I must say this to them aswell.

SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS(es)!

And why I couldn't say it. I will not be in contract violation.

[The One]

Who are you?

He is a Stonned Jeff Hardy mark...don't you read Avatars ;)

Nah Shadows good people lay off...We have enough REAL assclowns to deal with that we don't need to start confusing decent posters for jackasses.

[Shadow]

He is a Stonned Jeff Hardy mark...don't you read Avatars ;)

Nah Shadows good people lay off...We have enough REAL assclowns to deal with that we don't need to start confusing decent posters for jackasses.

I really need to get a Jeff Hardy avatar so people know who I am.

[James Steele]

http://img168.echo.cx/img168/14/jeffhardy7lp.jpg

http://img168.echo.cx/img168/8138/jeffhardyacidtrip7dw.jpg

Either of those work Shadow?

[The One]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3640/jeffhardy4.gif

You could go with Steele's crappy ones, or you could go with my top of the line very sleek and sexy one. I think you'll make the right choice. ;)

[Shadow]

Yeah I'll go with the One's.

[James Steele]

FUCK YOU.

All I have are paint and IrFanView. So fuck you.

[Shadow]

Might have to use Mr. Steele's. The One's is too big

[James Steele]

MWA HAH HA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HA

[James Steele]

Oh and on-topic. I think Scott Hall has been in an AA video.

[Shadow]

Oh and on-topic. I think Scott Hall has been in an AA video.

Several of them if I'm not mistaken.

[Kane Knight]

Oh and on-topic. TLD has no testicles.

[The One]

Actually I ripped that off from another site, I did nothing but Google search for it... :(

oh and on topic...Val Venis was in "The Land of the Rising Venis"

I swear one of these days I will give a serious reply.

[The Lone Drinker]

Then act like it. SO far all I've seen from you is idiocy and lack of knowledge of what the real world is. If anything you've acted like a little teeny bopper that's bout 13 or 14 and doesn't know that any sort of act of violence in teh work force is unprofessional. And of course there is that bit about self defense that you didn't seem to know.

Also it's not cool to profess to be an age you really aren't. Kid.

I'm 22-years old last I checked. Believe me, I'd do anything to be a teenager again and not have any responsibly. And if I really am a kid, then I am so suing all the suits out there who make me work long hours and all the jerks who make me....a little boy....pay his own bills.......I better check with my parents on this...........BRB..........yup, I'm 22....and no, I can't move back in......damn, I hate being an adult.....

Anyway, I don't believe I am acting like a child. I am acting like a man. A man who doesn't live in this Disneyworld like place you seem to live in.

It's a tough world out there and sometimes you run into guys much worst then me that would glady whip your ass for "fun"....for "sport".....etc, etc...

And if you have a woman you love and kids you love, you gotta be able to protect them.

Of course being Amish, you probably would allow a gang of bikers have their way with your wife/girlfriend, assuming you have one.

Seriously, I am starting to suspect this is really some Amish message board with the way you are all so anti-violent.

But hey, the Amish can't use the computers so what are you all doing here?

You go now....GO. ;)

[James Steele]

WOW! That was lame.

[James Steele]

I'd rather watch HHH cutting a promo while sitting in a chair in the middle of the ring than read you're boring (and lame) shit.

[James Steele]

Also, before you pull that age bullshit. I am 16. I know.

[Nervous Ferret]

Might have to use Mr. Steele's. The One's is too bigno it's not

[James Steele]

and Kane Knight could make you his bitch.

[Shadow]

James can I use your catchphrase!? Pleeeeeease!?

[James Steele]

Yes. But if you use it in a very shitty way, I'll kill you.

[Shadow]

Yes. But if you use it in a very shitty way, I'll kill you.

Yay!

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU IGNORENT ASS!

[The Lone Drinker]

and Kane Knight could make you his bitch.

You should be banned for double posting.

And I already made Kane Knight *MY* bitch so I don't think that could work. It was after I owned Kane Knight and The One in one evening that I dubbed myself "Legend Killer Of The TPWW".

[Shadow]

When was this? Cause I don't remember that you Ignorant Ass.

[The Lone Drinker]

When was this? Cause I don't remember that you Ignorant Ass.

Doesn't shock me since you are a stoned Jeff Hardy mark.

[Shadow]

Well then remind me since I'm not stoned right now.

After RAW I will be. And that's coming up soon.

[Marcyo]

You should be banned for double posting.

:rofl:

[Marcyo]

You should be banned for double posting.
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:rofl:

[Shadow]

Putting him on Ignore really cleans up this entire thread.

[James Steele]

Shadow, I am going to fucking kill you.

[SuperSlim]

I'm 22-years old last I checked. Believe me, I'd do anything to be a teenager again and not have any responsibly. And if I really am a kid, then I am so suing all the suits out there who make me work long hours and all the jerks who make me....a little boy....pay his own bills.......I better check with my parents on this...........BRB..........yup, I'm 22....and no, I can't move back in......damn, I hate being an adult.....

Anyway, I don't believe I am acting like a child. I am acting like a man. A man who doesn't live in this Disneyworld like place you seem to live in.

It's a tough world out there and sometimes you run into guys much worst then me that would glady whip your ass for "fun"....for "sport".....etc, etc...

And if you have a woman you love and kids you love, you gotta be able to protect them.

Of course being Amish, you probably would allow a gang of bikers have their way with your wife/girlfriend, assuming you have one.

Seriously, I am starting to suspect this is really some Amish message board with the way you are all so anti-violent.

But hey, the Amish can't use the computers so what are you all doing here?

You go now....GO. ;)

:rofl: you have to be the biggest idiot I've ever come across on this board. First off Mr. 22 year old your first paragraph made no sense. Now on to the other stuff.

You say you beleive you were actin like a man? You were acting like a child. You see her junior, a child would try to hit another kid that was calling him names and making fun of him. The exact reaction that you seem to speak would be the right thing to do.

You think I never lived in the real world? That I never came across tough people? Man comapred to 1/2 the people I've come across you are nothing more than a mere pussy. I mean I've come across people that would look at you and laugh. Dealing with you would be a waste of time.

And just to enlighten you, I do have a lady in my life. She is very dear to me. I'd give my life for her.

You think I couldn't protect her? Man alive I've been out there. I've been out there on the streets. Yo now what it's like having to watch your back 24/7? That means all the time.

Now I'm still trying to figure out where this Amish thing came from. :?: Whatever I've spent enough time dealing with you.

[SuperSlim]

You should be banned for double posting.

And I already made Kane Knight *MY* bitch so I don't think that could work. It was after I owned Kane Knight and The One in one evening that I dubbed myself "Legend Killer Of The TPWW".

:rofl: you? own KK? You got to be high

[The Lone Drinker]

:lol: Dude, I don't care if you believe I'm 22 or not. It's not that big of a deal to me and it won't effect me knowing some guy on the freakin' Internet doesn't think I am the age I am. This whole debate of how old I am is useless and clearly you are trying to avoid the main topic which you are losing I think you are just trying to con jerk-off pics from me and it ain't gonna happen you sicko. ;)

And as far as rather I am a tough guy or not, you've never seen me and you've never seen me compete in sports so don't make that assumption that I am some pushover.

BTW, I thought you were done with me,.....then you post this...

:rofl: you? own KK? You got to be high

I am starting to think YOU are high. High on the Lone Drinker. No matter how hard you try and no matter how many times you say you are done with me, you will HAVE to respond to me. ;)

Yes, you are very high on the Drinker......

[SuperSlim]

Junior, first off age had nothing to do with the issue. matter of fact, the only issue here is your idiocy and your refusal to see it. I mean do you see what you actually post? DO you actually read it? It's retarded. I mean a guy with half a brain could come up with more coherent stuff than you.

[The Lone Drinker]

Junior, first off age had nothing to do with the issue. matter of fact, the only issue here is your idiocy and your refusal to see it. I mean do you see what you actually post? DO you actually read it? It's retarded. I mean a guy with half a brain could come up with more coherent stuff than you.

You can't even spell and you suck at math, which has already been proven and like a child....you say one thing....but then turn around and do something else. And this whole debate over the age is like you saying "I know you are, but what am I." No matter what I say, you are gonna respond with that in a nutshell so who you are to be making judgments by my age.

Infact, I am starting to suspect you are really the young one, that or you feel young or are treated young by people in your life which is why you are so obsessed with calling me junior and such. Like some kinda repressed anger.

Something tells me if I pulled that angle on you, you'd be going insane.

Well, I am not like you. Again, I don't give a damn how old you think I am. I know the truth and that is all that matters.

[James Steele]

I might pull a "Shadow" on this one.

[Nark Order]

TLD, you are ridiculous. Nobody likes you in the slightest.

You owning KK? Are you fucking serious?

And if you would casually stroll into the TPWW picture album you can see that Superslim is a full grown black man that could most likely drop you like a bad habit.

Now stop being a god damned idiot.

[The Naitch]

:rofl: You got to be high

Say it properly, like Cocky J

[Kane Knight]

:rofl: you? own KK? He'd have to be reeeeeal drunk

[Kane Knight]

Also, before you pull that age bullshit. I am 16. I know.
I just lost all respect for you.

:mad:

Well, not really.

[SuperSlim]

You can't even spell and you suck at math, which has already been proven and like a child....you say one thing....but then turn around and do something else. And this whole debate over the age is like you saying "I know you are, but what am I." No matter what I say, you are gonna respond with that in a nutshell so who you are to be making judgments by my age.

Infact, I am starting to suspect you are really the young one, that or you feel young or are treated young by people in your life which is why you are so obsessed with calling me junior and such. Like some kinda repressed anger.

Something tells me if I pulled that angle on you, you'd be going insane.

Well, I am not like you. Again, I don't give a damn how old you think I am. I know the truth and that is all that matters.

ARE YOU HIGH?

*cheap pop

But really, man did you like copy and paste half of your previous post? What in the world are you talking about? I don't care how old you are. You can be 30 for all I care and I'm still gonna call you junior. This is not about age.

Man now I know why I don't deal with idiot posters like you. You get stuck one thing and you refuse to move from that no matter what is said.

Let me try to put this plainly for you... again.

This is not about age. This is about your idiocy. This is about your inability to makea good post. This is about how much you suck. Okay kid? This is how much you suck. About how good you are not nor ever will be.

I hope that helps you out some and if not then you are really in need of some help.

[Kane Knight]

STFU Kid.

[SuperSlim]

:'(

Oh you mean him

[darkpower]

TLD, are you Chinese? That would be the only way I could excuse your complete disregard for the English language (anyone who plays Final Fantasy XI and knows of the gilsellers on there know why I referenced the Chinese there).

Seriously, dude. You have to stop treating everyone like shit. Do you see that you have five red dots below your Ortonized avitar. That's your rep, or a measure of it. Five red dots are a BAD sign there, my man. I mean, for one thing, let's talk about what you were pointing out to me on what I believe was LAST weeks RAW thread. You continued to bager me about the damn "orgasming" crap, when all you had to do was to SHUT UP and things would've blown over. But you had to make it known that you could get excited without "blowing your load" (thank you for sharing that, by the way. Something I had to know :nono: ...idiot). this is how you get everyone else to hate your guts, and I can't blame them.

Now, to your question. Sure, Lance Storm could've done something, but what could've happened as a result? JBL and Holly not only are percieved as bullies, but have a good amount of backstage pull, meaning they can get more of what they want without lifting too many fingers. All it takes is a bit of work to ruin Storm's rep ANYWHERE in the wrestling WORLD, and that may be your reason. What the hell do you think that they would do if Storm would've fired back? Maybe his name smeared on the net or PWI? I wouldn't take that chance if I were him.

CASE CLOSED!!

[Kane Knight]

TLD is an attention whore. He's trying to be controversial, because it's the only way people will respond to him. He certainly can't win on personality. In essence, you're fueling his sad little quest for attention in responding to him. There are two possible routes to take:

1--The high road. Ignore him, because he'll die off without attention.

2--The fun road. Mock the fuck out of the poor bastard. This accomplishes nothing, but there are those of us who aren't trying to solve anything. I'd rather have a few dumbfucks out there to mock, honestly.

Either way, sod logic. Throw it out the window. He's not going to listen to reason, so it's ignore him or respond to his inane shit with more inane shit.

[The Naitch]

All these fucked up characters should post their pics. See if they'd act differently without the internet mask. I wonder what Cockgurl looks like.

All out of curiosity btw

[James Steele]

http://img280.echo.cx/img280/5729/pa1600244yk.jpg

[The Lone Drinker]

TLD, are you Chinese? That would be the only way I could excuse your complete disregard for the English language (anyone who plays Final Fantasy XI and knows of the gilsellers on there know why I referenced the Chinese there). CASE CLOSED!!


*speaking like Conan O'Brian when he does an impression of a nerd"


Mmmmm......sorry, I don't speak NEEERD....


*returns to his normal voice*

But I happen to love Chinese food and I love 1970s Chinese movies, so I want nothing to do with any kind of game that insults the Chinese, mm-Kay?

Oh, and regards of my rep points....once again.....

*speaking like Conan O'Brian when he does an impression of a nerd"


Mmmmm......sorry, I don't care if I have NERRRRDDD power or not.

*returns to his evil sounding voice*

I am still just as deadly. If anything, I like the red points because I want people to know THE LONE DRINKER is to be FEARED. I'd be highly disapointed if I knew everyone was green repping me.

The red rep points I've got the power of FIRRRRREE on my side, baby.

And why are you bringing up old news? HEY, speaking of which...they called...they're sick and tired of you...so feel free to join us THIS week Mr. Old News.

And just because you obessssss over rep doesn't mean Lance should. He was quitting the WWE anyway. The boy had nothing to lose, mm-kay?

OH, and look....it's KK....

That's bullshit Kandy Kaney. I guess someone has a bad memory.

I came on here to discuss why entertainment is just as important as actual wrestling and I get flamed.

I try to talk about Andre The Giant, I get flamed for telling the truth.

Notice it took me a whole YEAR....to get this nasty. I tried to be a nice boy. I did. But I had enough. You wanna flame The Lone Drinker? Well, you should know not to flame the guy with lots of red fire under his name, k spanky?

TLD, you are ridiculous. Nobody likes you in the slightest.

You owning KK? Are you fucking serious?

And if you would casually stroll into the TPWW picture album you can see that Superslim is a full grown black man that could most likely drop you like a bad habit.

Now stop being a god damned idiot.

AHHH....it's a racial thing....I kinda sensed that.....he hates me because I was dissing on his "brotha", Viscera. I get it now.

And yes I did own Kane Knight. Look at my old posts.

YO.....SuperSlim, kay', you can call me Junior but form now on I am gonna call you "brotha" or "sucka," mm-Kay.....BROTHA? Seriously, I can't believe you haven't been banned yet SUCKA for all these racial insults you have directed towards me. If I was being racist towards you, I would have been red repped to Hell then banned and still red repped while banned. But because I am a white man and you are a black man, you can bash my skin color until the field hands...err, sorry COWS come home......

I mean you got this guy being racist towards me and you have another being racist towards the Chinese.....and then you have another guy who is called the "Grand Wizard" or "KKK".

And hell, when you thought "KKK" insulted you, you were like...."OH, I IZ SOOO SORRY MASSA"

WTF! OMFG! What kinda SICK place are you people running here!?!?!?!?!?!?!

"All we are saying....is give peace a chance." :(

And I never thought I'd meet a brotha who was anti-violence.

WAIT, WAIT...I'm sorry, I'm sorry...I just stooped to your racist level. I'm sorry.

Let me try that again.

I never thought I'd meet a guy with such a large animation collection be anti-violent...

:wtf: Then again, that's rather odd, I've never heard of a black man with animation DVD's.....

http://img280.echo.cx/img280/5729/pa1600244yk.jpg

Stop posting your girlfriends pic. No one is gonna pay to have sex with her. How many times do I gotta tell you James? I am sure she sucks GREAT cock, but damnit I told you I prefer skinny blondes now get outta here.....

All these fucked up characters should post their pics. See if they'd act differently without the internet mask. I wonder what Cockgurl looks like.

All out of curiosity btw

Want some jerk-off pics? Well, not gonna get them from here. Check out the hen whore below your posts if you are that desperate......or horny rather.

BTW: I owned you too. Remember when I kicked your ass in that rap debate? Oh yeah. KK, The One, and you....all victims of The Legend Killer.

[James Steele]

That's cockgurl™ asshole. Get you're shit straight.

[James Steele]

SIZEYou will never kill the legend of "Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!". However, you have shattered the legend of "AssMan Got Peed On" because you...well you just suck...

[The Lone Drinker]

That's cockgurl™ asshole. Get you're shit straight.

Whatever. I'm not paypaling you 100 bucks for an online blowjob from her, so stop harassing me and go get a real job, you wanna-be pimp.

[James Steele]

DICK!

[The Lone Drinker]

SIZEYou will never kill the legend of "Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!". However, you have shattered the legend of "AssMan Got Peed On" because you...well you just suck...

Haha, I am in your mind James. Can you hear the echo? HAHA.

DICK!

Yes, I do have a dick. Bigger then that font. :naughty: I could poke an eye out with this thing. I don't blame your girl wanting to suck this...hell, even I wanna suck it. HAHA. :naughty:

[James Steele]

:lol:

Wanna-be pimp, eh? 100 bucks? You sure do know the language for somebody who is "not paypaling you 100 bucks for an online blowjob". However, please tell me what the fuck "paypaling" and "an online blowjob" are. Please <s>amuse</s> enlighten me.

[James Steele]

WOW! You didn't reply within seconds of that post. Must be getting tired.

[James Steele]

RANDOM GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH!!!!

Today's Search: "The Lone Drinker"

Today's Results:

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[James Steele]

TLD, you're slacking off.

[James Steele]

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3"> <tbody><tr><td>Birthday:
November 1, 1982 </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Biography:
I'm the man who the Mods warned you about. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Location:
Why? You want to touch me or something? </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Interests:
Annoying you. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Occupation:
General pain in the ass. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Sex:
Male</td></tr></tbody> </table>
Well, I can't say you lie.

[The Lone Drinker]

Damn, I must have REALLY pissed this guy off. LOL. Go me!

:lol:

Wanna-be pimp, eh? 100 bucks? You sure do know the language for somebody who is "not paypaling you 100 bucks for an online blowjob". However, please tell me what the fuck "paypaling" and "an online blowjob" are. Please <s>amuse</s> enlighten me.

The sad part is, you probably are serious and really don't know what paypal is or what an online blowjob is.

[SuperSlim]

I want bacon. ANyone has some bacon?

[Shadow]

Weeeeeeee!

This thread is fun when the idiot's on my ignore list.

[James Steele]

Shadow...

:nono: just :nono:

[Shadow]

Shadow...

:nono: just :nono:

Yes I know you neg repped me. But that's ok. Soon there shall be another RAW thread and my rep will go right the hell up!

*pat pats JS*

[James Steele]

I'm bored and you're annoying the hell out of me Shadow (plus you lita'd my "Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!" here is a lesson on how you do it).


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[Shadow]

Too bad I'm a slow learner.

[James Steele]

*rimshot*

[James Steele]

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[Shadow]

That would be more neg rep from you right?

[Kane Knight]

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3"> <tbody><tr><td>Birthday:
November 1, 1982 </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Biography:
I'm the man who the Mods warned you about. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Location:
Why? You want to touch me or something? </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Interests:
Annoying you. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Occupation:
General pain in the ass. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Sex:
Male</td></tr></tbody> </table>
Well, I can't say you lie.
Fucking Hell, I knew he was a Sodomite.

[Kane Knight]

I'm bored and you're annoying the hell out of me Shadow (plus you lita'd my "Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!" here is a lesson on how you do it).


http://img181.echo.cx/img181/750/teachersuyia2ie.jpg

You spelled "your" wrong.

[The One]

I still love the fact that somehow he has owned me...I highly doubt that KK was ever owned by him either, yet he continues to use the two of us as Legends which he has "killed". I know for a fact you have never made one single point of interest to me, nevermind the idea you owned me. And if you can't beat my brain, there is no chance in fucking hell you could do it to KK.

Interesting...

What The One owns...
*Dignity
*Intelligence
*A disputable unmatched knowledge of wrestling (anyone up for a challenge)
*Peace of mind that I am not TLD.

But yeah I am with KK, if you don't treat him as a human being, and interact with him the way he so clearly wants to be interacted with which is just by seeing the humor in his stupidity, then he really isn't so bad.

[Nark Order]

When did I ever turn this into a racial, thing, you god damned idiot?

I said Slim is black because he's black.

Get the fuck out of here.

[Kane Knight]

When did I ever turn this into a racial, thing, you god damned idiot?

I said Slim is black because he's black.

Get the fuck out of here.
Slim's Black?

Shit. And I let him date my daughter. *Cocks shotgun*

[James Steele]

Damn it KK, I am past my prime with "Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!" and I might pass the torch soon. However, I don't know who to pass the torch too.

[Thriller]

Do you call yourself Lone Drinker because nobody likes you

[Kane Knight]

Damn it KK, I am past my prime with "Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!" and I might pass the torch soon. However, I don't know who to pass the torch too.
Hmmmm... Pass the torch to me. I have a cross to burn. ;)

[Nark Order]

I still love the fact that somehow he has owned me...I highly doubt that KK was ever owned by him either, yet he continues to use the two of us as Legends which he has "killed". I know for a fact you have never made one single point of interest to me, nevermind the idea you owned me. And if you can't beat my brain, there is no chance in fucking hell you could do it to KK.

Interesting...

What The One owns...
*Dignity
*Intelligence
*A disputable unmatched knowledge of wrestling (anyone up for a challenge)
*Peace of mind that I am not TLD.

But yeah I am with KK, if you don't treat him as a human being, and interact with him the way he so clearly wants to be interacted with which is just by seeing the humor in his stupidity, then he really isn't so bad.
I already told you I'm up to the challenge. We'll battle in the Q & A forum in a bit...

[Kane Knight]

BRING IT ON.

[SuperSlim]

Slim's Black?

Shit. And I let him date my daughter. *Cocks shotgun*
she was a good girl. no need to shoot her

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

No, I was on Storm's side. JBL and Hard-core wanted to fight. Storm could have defended himself and wouldn't have gotten into any problems with McMahon. If he did, so what? He was planning on quitting anyway.

And if a customer accused me of something that was not true....I.....[unlike that 18-year old Subway manager who hates old people]....would handle it in a professional manner. However, if he challenged me to a fight, I'd try to talk him out of it at first but if he kept provoking me then I would gladly step out into the parking lot with him.

Okay first of all I've never really talked to you before, because I dunno, you strike me as one of those people who try too hard to stir shit, and you aren't really funny.

But if you actually buy into what you are saying, you're a dumbass. First of all, Lance Storm is a grown man, grown civilized men know to walk away from a brawl. Secondly, Bradshaw and Bobcore are both big lads, if the 2 of them are threatening me, I'm going to get the hell out of there. It's not a matter of no balls, it's a matter of simple math, 2-on-1= not much chance for Lance.

[Lamuella]

He was planning on quitting the WWE anyway, so he had nothing to lose. He ended up losing his honor instead.


OH NOES! He lost his honor in the eyes of a nobody on the Internet. How will he SLEEP at night?

He did the classy thing and didn't lose his cool with two of the biggest idiots WWE employs. That makes him more of a man in my eyes.

[Lamuella]

Check the date I signed up here. I'm not some newbie.

Listen up, newbie, because here's the inside scoop.

The fact that you registered a year ago and posted the best part of fuck all for most of that year before turning into a giant troll with your Andre post two weeks ago doesn't stop you from being a newbie.

You're a newbie because you somehow think that your own stupid trollish opinions matter more than anyone elses.

You're a newbie because you've decided to become an Internet Tough Guy, and a month from now after you've burned out, nobody will give a fuck about you.

Crawl back under your bridge.

[Lamuella]

this thread is now about dinosaurs.

[Pepsi Man]

All I keep hearing about is how Lance was "planning on quitting anyway". As far as I know, he planned on remaining with the WWE when this incident took place.

At any rate, you're trying to play all sides of the fence. You're talking about "eye wood tri 2 tak dem oot of dat fite 1st but den if eye koodnt den eye wood fite" yet you're bashing Mr. Storm for NOT getting into the fight. It's not like he got the shit stomped out of him and didn't try to offer any resistance.

Mind you, I couldn't even read all the way to the bottom of page one, so if someone else pointed this out, I apologize.

[Kane Knight]

OH NOES! He lost his honor in the eyes of a nobody on the Internet. How will he SLEEP at night?

He did the classy thing and didn't lose his cool with two of the biggest idiots WWE employs. That makes him more of a man in my eyes.
No evidence he was gonna quit either. So that's kind of moot anyway. No evidence he had nothing to lose.

I know I'd rather keep my job than satisfy some pride issue a penis envy bitch on the net holds.

[The Lone Drinker]

Haha, I reckon I pushed a button or two with some of you. I rule. :cool: And THAT is what makes me a Legend Killer. I get so many of you "oldbies" all bent out of shape over words on a screen.

Anyway, it's like this kids: It's better to get your ass whipped then run away from a fight. Because at least you can say you had a set of balls and tried to fight. There is no shame in fighting someone and losing. It happens to the best fighters out there. From Ali to Tyson to Shamrock. Even real life giants such as the late, great Andre The Giant and Psycho Sid have gotten their asses whipped. But there is a lot of shame in running away from a brawl.

Here's an analogy for you. It's like an anti-Jewish camp in the 1940s. Any Jewish man not willing to get up and fight a couple of Nazi bastards trying to kill his son is a fucking pussy and deserves what he gets. Sure, the Nazis would kill the man for grabbing them by their balls and trying to stop them from killing his kid. But death would be better then being some pathetic old geezer 60 years later crying about what Hitler and the Nazis did. I'd take being a stiff who fought for his kid over being an old pussy who forever has nightmares of seeing a Nazi kill his son and just standing there, scared not doing anything about it.

Now I don't dare compare the above scenario to the Storm thing but you get what I mean. So Storm would have gotten his ass kicked. Big fuckin' deal. He still would have still been alive and he would have healed and he would have gained a lot of respect from his online fan base that worships him for standing up to two school yard bullies that the smarks despite.

[ilt_undertaker]

Cry about it

[Pepsi Man]

Haha, I reckon I pushed a button or two with some of you. I rule. :cool: And THAT is what makes me a Legend Killer. I get so many of you "oldbies" all bent out of shape over words on a screen.

Anyway, it's like this kids: It's better to get your ass whipped then run away from a fight. Because at least you can say you had a set of balls and tried to fight. There is no shame in fighting someone and losing. It happens to the best fighters out there. From Ali to Tyson to Shamrock. Even real life giants such as the late, great Andre The Giant and Psycho Sid have gotten their asses whipped. But there is a lot of shame in running away from a brawl.

Here's an analogy for you. It's like an anti-Jewish camp in the 1940s. Any Jewish man not willing to get up and fight a couple of Nazi bastards trying to kill his son is a fucking pussy and deserves what he gets. Sure, the Nazis would kill the man for grabbing them by their balls and trying to stop them from killing his kid. But death would be better then being some pathetic old geezer 60 years later crying about what Hitler and the Nazis did. I'd take being a stiff who fought for his kid over being an old pussy who forever has nightmares of seeing a Nazi kill his son and just standing there, scared not doing anything about it.

Now I don't dare compare the above scenario to the Storm thing but you get what I mean. So Storm would have gotten his ass kicked. Big fuckin' deal. He still would have still been alive and he would have healed and he would have gained a lot of respect from his online fan base that worships him for standing up to two school yard bullies that the smarks despite.
lmao @ Andre and Sid being the "real life giants".

[Kane Knight]

Wow. Comparing a couple of retards to a concentratrion camp.

You're really desperate for an argument.

[Pepsi Man]

Wow. Comparing a couple of retards to a concentratrion camp.

You're really desperate for an argument.
Now, now. Be fair, dude. JBL was one of the "couple of retards".






HEIL HITLER!

[if I were made of effort, a pic would appear here]

[Kane Knight]

And of course you'd say that you should fight even if you get your ass kicked...I bet you've never won a fight in your life. Not if you're on the net making these desparate cries for attention. :)

[Kane Knight]

Now, now. Be fair, dude. JBL was one of the "couple of retards".






HEIL HITLER!

[if I were made of effort, a pic would appear here]
:D True.

But the closest he's come to gassing anyone is farting while forcing them to blow him.

[Pepsi Man]

:D True.

But the closest he's come to gassing anyone is farting while forcing them to blow him.
I think I'd rather be executed. :o

[Kane Knight]

You may have a point there.

[Kane Knight]

Wait...MAY?

[The Naitch]

I'm sure TLD would run away in a non-internet sanctioned fight. Big pussy he is. :lol:

[SuperSlim]

execution all the way.

[The Lone Drinker]

Ignoring the 2nd grade insults....Lance has yet to respond and since he and I both use AOL, I know he has yet to read my e-mail. So I unsent my letter to Lance and sent him another one. One where I use a fake name and I come across as a fan who was crushed that his hero ran away from a fight. Check it out.

Subj: I am just writing to say thank you and to ask you a question if I may please.
Date: 5/24/2005 10:24:12 PM Central Standard Time
From: Lance_Storm_Rules
To: Storm website



Dear Mr. Storm, Sir:

Hello. My name is Tommy Walker. I am 22-years old, I'm from Austin, Texas and I think you are very great.

You were my favorite wrestler as a child, teenager and now a man and I am still very proud to be a fan of yours today.

I thank you very much for the wonderful memories you provided for me. You have a very special place in my heart and you are someone whom I will never forget because you brought great joy into my life, and you forever have been and for ever will be my boyhood hero.

I know I do not personally know you, but just seeing your amazing matches was enough to bring a smile to my face during tough times in my life because you were just such an amazing athlete.

Whenever I look back and remember the great things about my youth, you are the first person I will remember. I enjoy remembering you more than I do Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. But the difference between those guys and you is that you are real.

One thing I truly regret about my life is that I have never had the pleasure of meeting you and/or seeing you wrestle live. But perhaps someday we will meet, and I know I will always have VHS's and DVD's of your great matches.

I'd love to join your wrestling school but I admit, the road to being a wrestler is too hard for me. I think I better stick to being a fan. :)

But you know, I've always wanted to be just like you. Since I was a kid, I've always looked up to you, and you have had everything I've always wanted, and I've always wanted to be just like you. You seem to have everything I would literally give my left eye for. If I could ever just step down and be someone else, I'd want to be you. It's like that song..."You are everything I wish I could be. You can fly higher than an eagle. You are the wind beneath my wings."

So thank you for just being you.

Now getting onto a more personal note, I read the following on:

http://www.armpitwrestling.com/Backstage%20Fights.htm

Lance Storm vs. JBL & Bob Holly, 2005 -NEW!

"Storm, who is a trainer for OVW, was telling one of the OVW students to be careful when dealing with infamous ribbers and pranksters JBL and Bob Holly.

In particular, Storm told him that they were bullies who sometimes work stiff, and that he thought it was unprofessional.

JBL and Holly confronted Storm backstage at a WWE show, and heated words were exchanged. JBL challenged him, but Storm blew him off.

Many saw it as Storm being professional, while others saw it as Storm being a chicken."

I am not trying to be rude or disrespectful...so please don't take this the wrong why, but why didn't you fight them? You are done with the WWE, so no skin off of you and I know you could have beaten them.

Truth be told, when I heard you did not stand up them, I felt like Jim Ross would have felt if he ever saw the late, great John Wayne or Stone Cold Steve Austin run away from a fist fight. Or a little boy seeing Superman fly away in fear from the villian at the end of a comic book.

I viewed you as a real hero. Hulk Hogan, The Ulitmate Warrior and The Hurricane are pretend heroes, but you....you were the real deal. It's like I said earlier in this letter.....

"Whenever I look back and remember the great things about my youth, you are the first person I will remember. I enjoy remembering you more than I do Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. But the difference between those guys and you is that you are real."

Same applies now. The difference between Hogan, the Warrior, and the Hurricane is that you are real. Or at least I thought you were.....

I viewed you as a defender of the online fan base. A defender of the weak, the little guy, the innocent, the poor, the clumsy. And I loath Bradshaw and Holly. I hate how they treat people and it would have been a dream come true to read that my hero beat up the two villains that I despise and I was crushed when it did not happen.

For the first time in my life, I was glad I wasn't like you because I would have never backed down from a fight. Even if I were to lose, I would never run away. Because there is no shame in losing a fight. But there is a lot of shame in running away from one.

I gotta know.....Why? Why, Lance, why?

- Tommy Walker

[Pepsi Man]

What the fuck? You're here talking about balls, and you keep using assumed names and made up characters?

[The Lone Drinker]

What the fuck? You're here talking about balls, and you keep using assumed names and made up characters?

I don't want you guys sending me virus's.

[The One]

And those who read the entire previous post as I did much now share in the shame we have collectively reached a new low...

[Pepsi Man]

I don't want you guys sending me virus's.
Dude, there's no shame in being sent a virus, but there's no honor in hiding who you are.

What if you were a black man in the early nineteenth century? Would you rather put a mask on?

I know those aren't the same situations at all, but they made me look like I had a shred of a clue what I was talking about.

[SuperSlim]

what the blue hell was TLD talking about?

wait a minute it was about balls. Are you gay?

[Shadow]

Is this guy on crack or is contiuing to post here something he does as part of a contiuing psycholigical thearapy? Gods I fucking suck at spelling.

[The Lone Drinker]

I can't protect myself against a virus. Yes, I have a virus protector, but I rather not deal with the stress or the boring chore of fighting virus's.

But at least you admit that you intended on sending me one. Now I will definitely not ever let you know my e-mail addy.

[Kane Knight]

Ignoring the second grade insults? That's pretty much the foundation of yoru vocabulary.

[Bischoff187]

TLD im going to kill you, your family and your dog.

[The Lone Drinker]

Is this guy on crack or is continuing to post here something he does as part of a continuing psychological therapy? God, I fucking suck at spelling.

Corrected. ;)

Gee, I rule at spelling. :y: :cool:

[Pepsi Man]

I can't protect myself against a virus. Yes, I have a virus protector, but I rather not deal with the stress or the boring chore of fighting virus's.

But at least you admit that you intended on sending me one. Now I will definitely not ever let you know my e-mail addy.
Really? When did I admit that?

[Pepsi Man]

In conclusion, Lance Storm has balls, and you don't.

[The Lone Drinker]

Really? When did I admit that?

You seem obsessed over this e-mail thing. That is enough proof I need.

In conclusion, Lance Storm has balls, and you don't.

We'll see about that.

[Shadow]

No...you have no balls TLD. This entire time you've been posting here has proven that.

[SuperSlim]

He has none, he just wants some.

[Bischoff187]

Very much so. Stop making Topics and die.

[darkpower]

Have you noticed that if you just shut the fuck up and not egg anything on the way you do, people might actually GIVE A FLYING SHIT about you, TLD? Just thought I'd ask.

[The Lone Drinker]

I have the right to know the truth. You guys may want to pretend that pro wrestling, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and The Tooth Fairy are all real and that Lance Storm has balls and that we live in a fairy tale world where there is no violence and that walking away from a fight means you have honor but I rather not be lied to.

TLD im going to kill you, your family and your dog.

Very much so. Stop making Topics and die.

Take a chill pill. Heck, take five. I promise if you ever messed with me, I would play you like a flute, brother. :cool:

[darkpower]

I have the right to know the truth. You guys may want to pretend that pro wrestling, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and The Tooth Fairy are all real and that Lance Storm has balls and that we live in a fairy tale world where there is no violence and that walking away from a fight means you have honor but I rather not be lied to.
In the words of Jerry Lawler:

Do you have both contact lenses in the same eye? :roll:

[Bischoff187]

Take a chill pill. Heck, take five. I promise if you ever messed with me, I would play you like a flute, brother. :cool:

I honestly would love to see it, from the way you talk and how little awareness you have of how much everyone here hates you, you could not possibly be more than 14.

[Shadow]

I honestly would love to see it, from the way you talk and how little awareness you have of how much everyone here hates you, you could not possibly be more than 14.

He's 22 and lives with his parents. Bank on it.

[The Lone Drinker]

In the words of Jerry Lawler:

Do you have both contact lenses in the same eye? :roll:

Did you know that your hero Lawler is a child molester? But that's right, you hate knowing the truth....

He's 22 and lives with his parents. Bank on it.

So says the stoned Jeff Hardy mark Who the hell are you to judge anybody? You like Jeff Hardy for fuck's sake. :n:

[SuperSlim]

hold up kid you never denied it. that must mean it's true.

[Shadow]

So says the stoned Jeff Hardy mark Who the hell are you to judge anybody? You like Jeff Hardy for fuck's sake. :n:

Bringing up who I like in wrestling as an excuse to make light of my opinion. How mature and manly you are sirrah.

[Bischoff187]

TLD, both you and your opinion have proven time and time again to be absolutely fucking worthless. My solution for you start's with S and ends with uicide.

[Pepsi Man]

hold up kid you never denied it. that must mean it's true.
Yup. Especially by his own burden of proof.

[Pepsi Man]

TLD, both you and your opinion have proven time and time again to be absolutely fucking worthless. My solution for you start's with S and ends with uicide.
Does it rhyme with Blueiside?

[Bischoff187]

Undoubtably so.

[Bischoff187]

Close this topic :-o.
(srry dbl post)

[darkpower]

Did you know that your hero Lawler is a child molester? But that's right, you hate knowing the truth....
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

OOOO---KAY!! I'll...just keep wondering where the fuck you got that info.

And it's obvious your big hero is Dave Meltzer...Wait...ARE you Dave Meltzer? Might explain a LOT!!

[Shadow]

How about hayuiside?

[Shadow]

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

OOOO---KAY!! I'll...just keep wondering where the fuck you got that info.

And it's obvious your big hero is Dave Meltzer...Wait...ARE you Dave Meltzer? Might explain a LOT!!

It probably is Meltzer. He'd be drinking alone alot.

[The Naitch]

Behind the infamous "internet mask", this is how TLD envisions himself:

http://img267.echo.cx/img267/9822/mastersaction0ad.jpg

But in reality, this is what he really is:

http://img267.echo.cx/img267/8632/spike5zb.jpg

[darkpower]

It probably is Meltzer. He'd be drinking alone alot.
Either him or Rajah himself.

[The Lone Drinker]

Behind the infamous "internet mask", this is how TLD envisions himself:

http://img267.echo.cx/img267/9822/mastersaction0ad.jpg

But in reality, this is what he really is:

http://img267.echo.cx/img267/8632/spike5zb.jpg

I'm 6'4. ;)

[SuperSlim]

6'4, approx. 150 pounds .

[Kane Knight]

He has none, he just wants some cock.

[Kane Knight]

Yes. Everyone is over 6 feet. We know this.

[Kane Knight]

I don't think he's Melzer. I think he's Kane. The reason he drinks alone is that he's twisted, jobs all the time, and killed his last girlfriend.

[The Lone Drinker]

Be a good boy and I'll post my pic later. Believe me, I am no nerd nor am I like those other guys on here that claim to be tall, brawny guys. I am the real deal. Remember, I am the fella who is all about telling the truth and never lying so why would I start now?

[Kane Knight]

Yay! More posts for me to point and laugh at!

[The Lone Drinker]

Yay! More posts for me to point and laugh at!

*looks at your posts*......Do you have a job Kane?

[darkpower]

I don't think he's Melzer. I think he's Kane. The reason he drinks alone is that he's twisted, jobs all the time, and killed his last girlfriend.
Hmm...maybe!

[Kane Knight]

*looks at your posts*......Do you have a job Kane?
*looks at your posts*

Do you have a girlfriend?

[Kane Knight]

I mean a real one. Sock puppets don't count.

[The Lone Drinker]

*looks at your posts*

Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes. Now answer my question.

[darkpower]

*looks at your posts*

Do you have a girlfriend?
Well, he DOES have that blow up doll he pretends is Randy Orton. That could count.

[Kane Knight]

Well, he DOES have that blow up doll he pretends is Randy Orton. That could count.
Randy's more the "butch."

[The Lone Drinker]

How come you keep avoiding my question Kane Knight?

[Kane Knight]

How come you keep avoiding my question Kane Knight?
More importantly: Why did you lie about having a girlfriend? :lol:

[The Naitch]

:lol:

[The Lone Drinker]

More importantly: Why did you lie about having a girlfriend? :lol:

What makes you think I don't have a girlfriend? And if you don''t answer my first question, you will be owned once again by The Legend Killer.

Just admit you are an unemployed man pushing 30. Try and get some honor here. And yes, you will still be respected by your fellow nerds but the normal people of the world outside of the net, will be laughing at you.

If you ever came to my college, you would be treated worst then Carrie White.

[Kane Knight]

What makes you think I don't have a girlfriend? And if you don''t answer my first question, you will be owned once again by The Legend Killer.

Just admit you are an unemployed man pushing 30. Try and get some honor here. And yes, you will still be respected by your fellow nerds but the normal people of the world outside of the net, will be laughing at you.
What makes you think I don't have a job? Just because you insist you have a girlfriend doesn't make it so (With your desparate need for attention, you've probably never even seen a girl naked), so what's the point in making assertions to some little kid trying to pretend he''s all that?

[Kane Knight]

Oops. Sorry. Tried to use logic on the twit.

Let's rephrase this.

*points and laughs*

[darkpower]

What makes you think I don't have a girlfriend? And if you don''t answer my first question, you will be owned once again by The Legend Killer.

Just admit you are an unemployed man pushing 30. Try and get some honor here. And yes, you will still be respected by your fellow nerds but the normal people of the world outside of the net, will be laughing at you.

If you ever came to my college, you would be treated worst then Carrie White.
Uhh, dude. KK has owned more people in one DAY than you have your entire YEAR here.

But I can thank you, TLD, for one thing...ladies and gents...I bring to you...

POST #500!!! :D :D :D :D

[The Lone Drinker]

Holy batshit, this is like The Breakfast Club....JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION. Do you have a job Kane? A lot of people are unemployed.......look at how many people post here with no jobs.....it's only one ? Knight.

[The Lone Drinker]

Uhh, dude. KK has owned more people in one DAY than you have your entire YEAR here.

But I can thank you, TLD, for one thing...ladies and gents...I bring to you...

POST #500!!! :D :D :D :D

If he going to "own", me he needs to shut up and do it already, because I'm tired of reading his crap and he also needs to answer my question.

[Kane Knight]

:lol:

OMG I PWND U.

Go ahead. Say it. run around proudly proclaimingyour internet forum reputation one more time.

[darkpower]

Holy batshit, this is like The Breakfast Club....JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION. Do you have a job Kane? A lot of people are unemployed.......look at how many people post here with no jobs.....it's only one ? Knight.
Read the following:

What makes you think I don't have a job? Just because you insist you have a girlfriend doesn't make it so (With your desparate need for attention, you've probably never even seen a girl naked), so what's the point in making assertions to some little kid trying to pretend he''s all that?

[Kane Knight]

If he going to "own", me he needs to shut up and do it already, because I'm tired of reading his crap and he also needs to answer my question.
Don't want crap? Don't write crap. Or leave the board. Either way works for me.

But considering the garbage you write, the most you're gonna get from me is the same. :yes:

[The Lone Drinker]

What makes you think I don't have a job? Just because you insist you have a girlfriend doesn't make it so (With your desparate need for attention, you've probably never even seen a girl naked), so what's the point in making assertions to some little kid trying to pretend he''s all that?

Kane, buddy....I just want a "yes" or "no". I never said you didn't have a job.....I can't say that until you respond...which you refuse to do..........coward.

[Kane Knight]

Yes. You figured out how to use the "quote" button. Your mommy would be proud...

[The Lone Drinker]

Don't want crap? Don't write crap. Or leave the board. Either way works for me.

But considering the garbage you write, the most you're gonna get from me is the same. :yes:

Crap and shit are two different things. Crap is boring...just like you.

[darkpower]

Kane, buddy....I just want a "yes" or "no". I never said you didn't have a job.....I can't say that until you respond...which you refuse to do..........coward.
:wtf: :shifty: :roll:

Uhh, I think the words "Why don't you think I have a job" from him kinda answered the question. Now shut up about it already.

[Kane Knight]

Kane, buddy....I just want a "yes" or "no". I never said you didn't have a job.....I can't say that until you respond...which you refuse to do..........coward.
Actually, you told me to "just admit" that I was pushing 30 and unemployed.

Can't even keep your own lies straight any more?

It was bound to happen. Spew as much crap as you do, you're bound to lose track. :)

[The Lone Drinker]

Yes. You figured out how to use the "quote" button. Your mommy would be proud...

Kane, one last time: Do you have a job?

Yes.....

Or no....

[darkpower]

Crap and shit are two different things. Crap is boring...just like you.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

Watch out, Darkpower. He might "own" you too. Then you'll never be able to show your e-face in e-public again!

[Kane Knight]

Kane, one last time: Do you have a job?

Yes.....

Or no....
Let's test that theory, and see if the retard can avoid asking it again. :D

[darkpower]

Watch out, Darkpower. He might "own" you too. Then you'll never be able to show your e-face in e-public again!
Oh, I better watch out, then. He might find me and try to rape Randy Orton right in front of me. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Yeah. He's definitely a closet fag. All this "real man" shit that he spews is clearly overcompensation for a small penis and a liking for little boys.

[The Lone Drinker]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc16.jpg

Kane Knight has been beaten again.

I AM The Legend Killer.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! (Hey!)
Nothing you can say (say)
Nothings gonna change what you’ve done to me (hey)
Now its time to shine (shine)
I’m gonna take what’s mine
Take what’s mine

Hey! (Hey!)
Nothing you can say (say)
Nothings gonna change what you’ve done to me (hey)
Now its time to shine (shine)
I’m gonna take what’s mine

Your gonna burn in my light

They tried so hard to follow
But no one can
Inside you’re all so hollow
You understand?

Hey! (Hey!)
Nothing you can say (say)
Nothings gonna change what you’ve done to me (hey)
Now its time to shine (shine)
I’m gonna take what’s mine
While your burning inside my light

I gave and you take and I waited for you
But I made a mistake
It’s clear that your fear is so near
Because I see the look on your face

You tried to hold me under
I held my breath
Alone and now you wonder
What I possess

Hey! (Hey)
Nothing you can say (say)
Nothings gonna change what you’ve done to me (hey)
Now its time to shine (shine)
Your gonna burn in the light

Hey!
Nothing you can say
Nothings gonna change what you’ve done to me
Now its time to shine
I’m gonna take what’s mine
While your burning inside my light

[Kane Knight]

Ah. nothing like a self-proclaimed internet victory to make you feel powerful...

Now go back to the real world of getting your ass kicked on the playground at recess. :yes:

[darkpower]

KK, no sweat, because I have finally found it. TLD's girlfriend. Behold:

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/sexychick.jpg

[The Naitch]

This TLD fag is nothing but a poor man's Dark_Kane :n:

Failed

[The Lone Drinker]

Let's see.....

Kane Knight is almost 30-years old. He's unemployed, he lives with his parents, he spends all his time on the Net where he is worshipped by teenage nerds, he's a college dropout, he's a virgin, he obsesses over a fake sport, he refuses to answer the hard questions about himself, he's clearly embarrassed about his current life and he is jealous of me because I have a job, I live in a dorm, I spend an hour at the most online, I have friends my age, I fuck chicks nightly, and I can answer any question about myself that you want.

And anytime I feel like it.....I could make a TPWW Wrestlemania moment happen. For ages, people would talk about the day TLR invited his frat buddies on here and order his freshmen pledges to go psycho on this joint. It would be a dark day..the day the TPWW was invaded by a Frat.


MICHAEL COLE: OH MY GOD! :eek:

[darkpower]

Let's see.....

Kane Knight is almost 30-years old. He's unemployed, he lives with his parents, he spends all his time on the Net where he is worshipped by teenage nerds, he's a college dropout, he's a virgin, he obsesses over a fake sport, he refuses to answer the hard questions about himself, he's clearly embarrassed about his current life and he is jealous of me because I have a job, I live in a dorm, I spend an hour at the most online, I have friends my age, I fuck chicks nightly, and I can answer any question about myself that you want.

And anytime I feel like it.....I could make a TPWW Wrestlemania moment happen. For ages, people would talk about the day TLR invited his frat buddies on here and order his freshmen pledges to go psycho on this joint. It would be a dark day..the day the TPWW was invaded by a Frat.


MICHAEL COLE: OH MY GOD! :eek:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Esoteric]

ummmm this is a message board not a cafeteria

[Pepsi Man]

KaneKnight loses...

by default.

Disqualification. I don't know what made you think you were qualified for the Special Netlympics, but the bottom line is that you're nowhere even in LoneDrinker's LEAGUE.

[SuperSlim]

Holy crap. I thought I was gonna stay out of this but this kid continues to push on.

Firstly, KK I think he wants to know cause he really really wants you. Notice how he continously goes after you. He wants to know how much free time you have so he can get a lil *censored* with ya.

As far as your "normal days" go TLD, What the blue hell are you talking about? Youget chicks every night? Doin your sister and your cousins nightly doesn't count last time I checked. DOin some inflated doll every night but jsut changin her wig doesn't constitute a new different chick either. Any girl that you think that you can get, must be rather rich girls. No girl in their right mind would ever consider spendin more than 5 minutes with a dumbass douche like you.

You liveinteh dorms? Big freakin whoop. I lived in the dorms too. NOt that impressive of a feat. :roll:

And who is TLR? I thought you were TLD. Can't even spell your own name right. And you talk about having a job? Frat buddies? Friends your own age? Sounds like you like to spend your time around a lotta guys. Gay bastard.

DO us all a favor and keep your homoerotic self out of here. So far all you've managed to do is show how much of a moron you can be. Thinkin that you've "owned" people.

Get a life.

[Kane Knight]

KK, no sweat, because I have finally found it. TLD's girlfriend. Behold:

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/%7Eandrew/funny/sexychick.jpg
LMAO!

[Kane Knight]

KaneKnight loses...

by default.

Disqualification. I don't know what made you think you were qualified for the Special Netlympics, but the bottom line is that you're nowhere even in LoneDrinker's LEAGUE.
Yeah, not retarded enough. :'(

[Kane Knight]

Let's see.....

Kane Knight is almost 30-years old. He's unemployed, he lives with his parents, he spends all his time on the Net where he is worshipped by teenage nerds, he's a college dropout, he's a virgin, he obsesses over a fake sport, he refuses to answer the hard questions about himself, he's clearly embarrassed about his current life and he is jealous of me because I have a job, I live in a dorm, I spend an hour at the most online, I have friends my age, I fuck chicks nightly, and I can answer any question about myself that you want.

And anytime I feel like it.....I could make a TPWW Wrestlemania moment happen. For ages, people would talk about the day TLR invited his frat buddies on here and order his freshmen pledges to go psycho on this joint. It would be a dark day..the day the TPWW was invaded by a Frat.


MICHAEL COLE: OH MY GOD! :eek:
Still jerking off over your net "victory" I see.

[Pepsi Man]

Yeah, not retarded enough. :'(
Precisely. There's always next year, though. If you start dropping cinder blocks on your head from a three story building right now, you might qualify.

[Kane Knight]

Holy crap. I thought I was gonna stay out of this but this kid continues to push on.

Firstly, KK I think he wants to know cause he really really wants you. Notice how he continously goes after you. He wants to know how much free time you have so he can get a lil *censored* with ya.

As far as your "normal days" go TLD, What the blue hell are you talking about? Youget chicks every night? Doin your sister and your cousins nightly doesn't count last time I checked. DOin some inflated doll every night but jsut changin her wig doesn't constitute a new different chick either. Any girl that you think that you can get, must be rather rich girls. No girl in their right mind would ever consider spendin more than 5 minutes with a dumbass douche like you.

You liveinteh dorms? Big freakin whoop. I lived in the dorms too. NOt that impressive of a feat. :roll:

And who is TLR? I thought you were TLD. Can't even spell your own name right. And you talk about having a job? Frat buddies? Friends your own age? Sounds like you like to spend your time around a lotta guys. Gay bastard.

DO us all a favor and keep your homoerotic self out of here. So far all you've managed to do is show how much of a moron you can be. Thinkin that you've "owned" people.

Get a life.
Dude! Living in a dorm is a major acheivement only accomplished by millions of people in the US every year!

[Kane Knight]

Precisely. There's always next year, though. If you start dropping cinder blocks on your head from a three story building right now, you might qualify.
That sound painful. Can't I just huff paint like <s>Jeff Hardy</s> his mom did?

[Pepsi Man]

That sound painful. Can't I just huff paint like <s>Jeff Hardy</s> his mom did?
Come to think of it, that might work. If you want to be more economical, Elmer's glue should work too.

[SuperSlim]

Dude! Living in a dorm is a major acheivement only accomplished by millions of people in the US every year!

I guess that makes me a success then :D

[SuperSlim]

Come to think of it, that might work. If you want to be more economical, Elmer's glue should work too.

we must be considerate of the environment. elmer's glue

[Kane Knight]

Come to think of it, that might work. If you want to be more economical, Elmer's glue should work too.
Sounds like a plan.

[Kane Knight]

I guess that makes me a success then :D
Yeah. Tell me aboot it.

[Shadow]

That sound painful. Can't I just huff paint like <s>Jeff Hardy</s> his mom did?

HEY!

[RP]

Was this posting contest sponsored by Tipsters? Cause if so i must have missed the sign up thread. :'(

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Haha, I reckon I pushed a button or two with some of you. I rule. :cool: And THAT is what makes me a Legend Killer. I get so many of you "oldbies" all bent out of shape over words on a screen.

Anyway, it's like this kids: It's better to get your ass whipped then run away from a fight. Because at least you can say you had a set of balls and tried to fight. There is no shame in fighting someone and losing. It happens to the best fighters out there. From Ali to Tyson to Shamrock. Even real life giants such as the late, great Andre The Giant and Psycho Sid have gotten their asses whipped. But there is a lot of shame in running away from a brawl.

Here's an analogy for you. It's like an anti-Jewish camp in the 1940s. Any Jewish man not willing to get up and fight a couple of Nazi bastards trying to kill his son is a fucking pussy and deserves what he gets. Sure, the Nazis would kill the man for grabbing them by their balls and trying to stop them from killing his kid. But death would be better then being some pathetic old geezer 60 years later crying about what Hitler and the Nazis did. I'd take being a stiff who fought for his kid over being an old pussy who forever has nightmares of seeing a Nazi kill his son and just standing there, scared not doing anything about it.

Now I don't dare compare the above scenario to the Storm thing but you get what I mean. So Storm would have gotten his ass kicked. Big fuckin' deal. He still would have still been alive and he would have healed and he would have gained a lot of respect from his online fan base that worships him for standing up to two school yard bullies that the smarks despite.

lol, man you lead one sad life.

[Lamuella]

I'm 6'4. ;)

In what possible way do you imagine that anyone fucking cares?

you could be nine feet tall and have a penis the size and general dimensions of a King Cobra. You'd still be a troll, and a rather crappy one at that.