Official RAW Thread for 05/23/05: Batista vs Edge

[Nark Order]

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RAW Preview for May 23, 2005

Just one week after winning the Gold Rush Tournament, the new official No. 1 Contender, Edge, will get his opporunity at the World Heavyweight Championship.

Last week, Edge earned more money in the bank by beating Kane in the finals of the Gold Rush Tournament, but it took a shocking betrayal from Kane’s wife Lita to get the win. Now, Batista will have to try to focus on a competitor hell-bent on winning the World Heavyweight Championship, while keeping an eye on Edge's cunning companion Lita. Batista must also look out for Edge’s prized briefcase, which has now been used to knock off — literally — the likes of Shawn Michaels and the Big Red Monster.


Tonight's encounter will be the first time Edge and Batista will be opponents since the Elimination Chamber Match at New Year’s Revolution, where they each had four other combatants to face simultaneously in the frenzied environment. This week on RAW will be a very different scene; Batista and Edge will be able to prepare solely for each other and craft a strategy designed to leave Green Bay, Wisc., victorious.



For the past few weeks, RAW General Manager Eric Bischoff has said that he was the one who killed ECW. Tonight on RAW, Bischoff intends on killing it yet again — this time with an ECW funeral. Tune in tonight to see exactly what Bischoff has planned.


In a RAW rematch, Chris Jericho & Shelton Benjamin get another crack at Muhammad Hassan & Daivari. After what transpired last time, can Y2J get the result he’s looking for?


It was in Chris Masters’ RAW debut that he broke Steven Richards’ nose and the orbital bone around his eye, putting him out of action for several months. While it was an impressive victory for the newcomer known as “The Masterpiece,” it was a loss and beating Richards would not forget. Tonight on RAW, Steven gets his chance at revenge in a long-awaited rematch.


And sexy RAW Diva Maria will interview the 485-pound Viscera. What does Big Vis have to say after his advances toward Lilian during the Lingerie Pillow Fight last week?




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Stevie gets his revenge. Nice.

[McLegend]

I say Edge wins tonight.

[Nark Order]

So do I. It would swerve everybody.

He'll get screwed out of it though and Bank in his rematch at the PPV I'll bet.

[Xero]

I just thought of something. Maybe Edge will ALMOST win, but something will happen, like Triple H interfering and setting up Batista/Triple H in the Cell. Edge will be pissed and want his title shot at Vengeance, he's granted it, and it becomes a triple threat Hell in a Cell.

It would be the perfect setup for Edge winning the title in my opinion, because I look at it this way, if Edge has that contract, he's bound to win when he gets that match, and beating both Batista and Triple H would be HUGE.

[The Answer]

The monster known as Kane will be reborn tonight and will cost Edge the title. You can bank on it

[The One]

...He doesn't win...Triple H and Batista continue to feud through...whatever the next PPV is...Edge wants to use his Money in the Bank shot...but Kane will want revenge at SummerSlam...before you know it we have Batista, Hunter, Edge, Kane, and two others in an Elimination Chamber at Slam...

Or at least that's how I see it playing out.

[Nark Order]

Naw, it'll prolly end up just being Batista vs Trips and Kane vs Edge. Then Edge can bank on it after SS

[Nark Order]

I say Edge loses when he is blasted in the face with his own breifcase by Kane.

[The Naitch]

...He doesn't win...Triple H and Batista continue to feud through...whatever the next PPV is...Edge wants to use his Money in the Bank shot...but Kane will want revenge at SummerSlam...before you know it we have Batista, Hunter, Edge, Kane, and two others in an Elimination Chamber at Slam...

Or at least that's how I see it playing out.

no. There won't be another Elimination Chamber match this soon

Kane goes full fledged babyface tonight and screws Edge and chokeslams Lita as well :y:

[Xero]

However they handle the Edge situation, he has to win the title in the end. They are building this up to where it's almost obvious that Edge is going to win it. If he doesn't win the title in the end, then they wasted the entire storyline of the Money in the Bank contract, and wasted however long they wait for him to get the shot.

Knowing the WWE, Edge will get his shot on some random RAW and lose.

[Nark Order]

When has the WWE ever objected against wasting storylines?

[Shadow]

And Maria gets to talk. I wonder how she would react to being flashed by Trish.

[Xero]

When has the WWE ever objected against wasting storylines?
Never. That's why it's more likely for him to use it on a random RAW because the champion spat in his coffee and lose than the WWE using it as a platform to get him over big.

[The Naitch]

Yeah I wonder what Maria is gonna say tonight. Something funny probably.

[SuperSlim]

Kane shall be reborn tonight.

Edge shall also be screwed out f winning tonight.

Also Triple H makes his return tonight.

[The Naitch]

And we see Flair act more and more like a babyface tonight

[SuperSlim]

Yeah I wonder what Maria is gonna say tonight. Something funny probably.
wait a minute when did Trish flash Maria?

[Nark Order]

We'll more than likely see Christian job again as well.

[Shadow]

wait a minute when did Trish flash Maria?

Never...just wish she'd show some reaction other than that blank stare she's always got.

[The Naitch]

Maria: So Edge, you got screwed by Kane, how do you feel?

[SuperSlim]

oh, that's a disappointment.

[Nark Order]

lol

[The Naitch]

on the other hand, ilt....

[SuperSlim]

hey she hasn't ... done anything... yet

[Shadow]

LOL you two.

[SuperSlim]

Wonder what Lita is gonna botch up tonight

[Nark Order]

Edge prolly will win the belt tonight on accident due to Lita screwing something up.

[Shadow]

Wonder what Lita is gonna botch up tonight

Putting on her pants?

[PorkSoda]

Stevie is probably going to job tonight....

[SuperSlim]

Putting on her pants?

question...

would that be a good thing or a bad thing?

[Nark Order]

Probably? There's no probably about it.

[Shadow]

question...

would that be a good thing or a bad thing?

Depends if you enjoy looking at Lita's ass or not. I know I do.

[SuperSlim]

well I don't think it was that bad all that time ago. Haven't seen it sense so it may be as ugly as her face now.

[Gerard]

No masterlock challenge? Guess i may as well go and slit my wrists then. :'(

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista will beat Edge, Triple H will come out and beat the shit out of Batista. Edge uses his Money in the Bank match right then and there and pins Batista to win the title.

[Xero]

Lita (in Edge's prematch interview): Kane, I love Matt now! I never loved you! I was always with Matt!

*Edge whispers in Lita's ear.*

Lita: OOPS! Can we start over?

Coach: This is live, baby.

Lita: ...

[SuperSlim]

Batista will beat Edge, Triple H will come out and beat the shit out of Batista. Edge uses his Money in the Bank match right then and there and pins Batista to win the title.

There is only one problem with that. It's too logical... therefore it can't happen

[KingofOldSchool]

No masterlock challenge? Guess i may as well go and slit my wrists then. :'(

No, Masters is just offering the challenge to someone beneath the fan plants he's been use to.

:shifty:

[Shadow]

Thank god for no Masterlock Challenge. I shall contioue to make sacrifices until that thing is aborted like so many other WWE storylines.

[Shadow]

Lita (in Edge's prematch interview): Kane, I love Matt now! I never loved you! I was always with Matt!

*Edge whispers in Lita's ear.*

Lita: OOPS! Can we start over?

Coach: This is live, baby.

Lita: ...

That reminds me of something that happened once before. Oh yeah!

Jeff: fear is just a...*counts on fingers* how many letters is "fear" again?

Such a dumbass but still my fav.

[KingofOldSchool]

Thank god for no Masterlock Challenge. I shall contioue to make sacrifices until that thing is aborted like so many other WWE storylines.

I think we should take a money collection and give the WWE $4,000 to stop the Masterlock Challenge.

[PorkSoda]

I think we should take a money collection and give the WWE $4,000 to stop the Masterlock Challenge.

Will you volunteer to put the money in your pants and take it out to show them that you have the money like Masters does when we go and tell them to stop it?

[Shadow]

I think we should take a money collection and give the WWE $4,000 to stop the Masterlock Challenge.

Or just give me $4,000 and I'll put a stop to it. With just one bullet to the brain of Masters.

On second thought...one bullet to the idiot who came up with the Masterlock challenge.

[The Answer]

ECW funeral today coordinated by Bischoff. Sounds interesting

[Xero]

I would love to see Masters pick someone for the challenge, picking someone who looks similar to the plant but isn't.

[Shadow]

I would love to see Masters pick someone for the challenge, picking someone who looks similar to the plant but isn't.

Would only work if he were an idiot. Which makes me surprised at why he hasn't fucked up yet.

[Nark Order]

I guarentee nobody in the audience would be able to break it. The dude is fucking ripped and full nelson's are hard to break even when the guy that has you in it isn't carved out of stone.

[Shadow]

I guarentee nobody in the audience would be able to break it. The dude is fucking ripped and full nelson's are hard to break even when when guy that has you in it isn't carved out of stone.

Ever try going limp? That works for me.

[Nark Order]

It only works if the person applying it doesn't know what they're doing.

[Shadow]

It only works if the person applying it doesn't know what they're doing.

And Masters knows what he's doing?

[Nark Order]

Master's really isn't that bad of a wrestler from what I've seen. He gets alot fo shit because he's the anti-christ of mic work.

[Nervous Ferret]

no way Edge is winning tonight. The poster is HHH and Batista HIAC @ Vengeance, and Batista is clearly holding the belt. Unless it's fake. :shifty:

[Nark Order]

Meh, never count anything out. The WWE could be (although unlikely) pulling a swerve on us.

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah that's what has me worried. The Vengeance poster was released a LONg time ago, they could have have:
a)been pulling a swerve (it was RELSEASED before the Judgemnt Day poster for KK's SaKE!)

b)they could have just changed their minds, and go in a different direction then where theyy thought they were going 2 months ago

c)really be that retarded

d)LooseCannon

[Gone Mad]

Hi everybody! [/Dr. Nick]

Now, Edge ain't winning crap, pardon my french. Kane or HHH will cost it, simple as that. And who cares about the MasterLock? I'm just glad Stevie Nite Heat is back... to jobbing on Raw.

[Azriel]

Tonight should be an awesome RAW. Let the good times commence

[Shadow]

Now maybe this thread will pick up.

RAW IS STARTING! ALL PEEPS PREPARE TO UNITE!

[Nervous Ferret]

azriel you're coming up on 4000

[Azriel]

Damn straight this thread picks up with me and the Madman in attendance. Better recognize son :D

[Nark Order]

Yeah, they're building things up. Kane is gonna screw Edge pretty bad.

[Face Heely]

Man, "Who Are You?" gets me so much more psyched than...umm...whatever RAW's theme is.

[Shadow]

Aren't you banned yet?

Worst heel turn ever.

[Nervous Ferret]

*Crowd chanting*

FECES FECES FECES FECES!!!

[Azriel]

So I am Ferret. What of it?

[Shadow]

Lordy.....why did he go up top in the first place?

IDIOT!

[Nark Order]

lol, I love WWE heat building videos.

As soon as Lita gives Edge the breifcase all the colors disappear from the screen.

[Nervous Ferret]

Aren't you banned yet?

Worst heel turn ever.:shifty:

[Shadow]

RUN NF! THE PO PO ARE HERE!

[The Answer]

What's with all the oinkers?

[Nark Order]

Pigs.

[Nark Order]

Matt Hardy is vomiting at home right now.

[Face Heely]

Did you see that match-up screen? Edge is cheating on Lita with the briefcase!

[Nervous Ferret]

:shifty: you think you know me

[Fenix122]

Matt Hardy is vomiting at home right now.

so am i. :lol:

[Azriel]

Whats with the security? Kane protection?

[Nark Order]

Oh shit!! Lita has the mic! RUN!!

[Shadow]

Worst storyline idea evah.

[Face Heely]

Y'know, every so often, I actually find Lita attractive. For some odd reason, this is one of those times. (Though her mic work is already grating on me.)

[Nark Order]

God damn, she's horrible.

[Gone Mad]

Damn straight this thread picks up with me and the Madman in attendance. Better recognize son

WHOOO!!! Peeps Unite! MadMan and Az...Azure... Azer... A-man RULE ALL!

[SuperSlim]

Lita botches her promo

[Shadow]

Wait...is she talking about Kane or Edge?

[Azriel]

Gosh darn it, you're right Heely. :lol:

[Nark Order]

"You screwed Matt"

[Shadow]

Again...is she talking about Kane or Edge?

[AJHayes]

Just the sight of them invokes a severe sense of loathing. What an awesome angle.

*rolling of the eyes*

[Nark Order]

Lita botches her promo
That's a given.

[SuperSlim]

man Mters speaks faster than this

[mike627]

I wonder when Matt is gonna shoot Amy.

[Azriel]

Poor Kane, never seems to hit it off with the ladies. First Katie, then Tori, now Lita.

[Nark Order]

lol. She's admitting to being a slut. This might not be that bad of a heel turn afterall.

[Face Heely]

Ahahaha! That was actually a pretty good retort to the slut chant.

[Shadow]

God damn it who is she talking about? Edge or Kane?!

[SuperSlim]

is she supposed to be angry?

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ the crowd. You can hear all the individual "SLUT" chants and "You Screwed Matt" chants...

[The Answer]

Replace Kane's name with Matt's and it's right there....

[Nark Order]

OMG. This is htting too close to home here.

[mike627]

I guess so.... :shifty:

[Gone Mad]

You hear the crowd? They want MadMan. "WE WANT MAD" "WE WANT MAD!"

Edge and Lita = Dull and Duller.

[Nark Order]

"Seeing behind your back for months." LMAO

[Azriel]

Hmm, seemingly forgetting all about Matt

[Nark Order]

That actually wasn't that bad of a promo on Lita's part.

[SuperSlim]

What if Matt bought a ticket to the show

[Kane Knight]

Allo.

[Nark Order]

LOL "She's my slut."

[Azriel]

"And we stab our best friend in the back"

[Face Heely]

...did they just botch kissing?

[Shadow]

Wow....I wonder who wrote this.

Did anyone see how fast her face fell at the begining of this? Just before she grabbed a mic?

[SuperSlim]

do they know that there are children in attendance?

[Rain Man]

Lita=my butt hole

[Kane Knight]

I hate to poke fun at Matt, but anyone else picturing the song "Scotty Doesn't Know" Over the promo Edge cut?

[Nark Order]

This may turn out to be a good combo afterall. I'm open to anything if it works.

[mike627]

Matt jumps out from the crowd and stabs them both.

[The Answer]

Ya you put Micheals on the shelf :(

[Rain Man]

"Matty doesn't know that Lita and me do it in my van every Sunday" I could def hear it Kane Knight

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Haha, well, I like Edge.

So piss on Matt Hardy.


...But that wasn't TOO terrible of a promo by Lita. I'm surprised.

[Nark Order]

Edge seems more on his game tonight as far as the mic goes as well.

[Face Heely]

This may turn out to be a good combo afterall. I'm open to anything if it works.

True. They really are garnering really good heat; they're just such a hateable couple.

[Shadow]

HOT MIC! GOT A HOT MIC HERE.

And could they delay that kiss long enough?

[The Answer]

Their lousy kissers....

[Azriel]

Edge has definitely gotten better on the mic

[RawRocks]

this is actually a little entertaining but saying that..
Who's Next? Hunter Hearst Helmsley? :lol:

[Shadow]

And Kane is rocking again. This is not a good sign.

[SuperSlim]

haaaaa he slid his hand down her top

[AJHayes]

I hate to poke fun at Matt, but anyone else picturing the song "Scotty Doesn't Know" Over the promo Edge cut?


Thats awesome Kane.

[Batsu]

Edge ruled in that promo, LOL...

[Nark Order]

OMG. Kane is going to murder somebody.

[Gone Mad]

LOL, looks like Kane was knoding his head to Edge's theme.

Yeah, I hate them. Mission accomplished, WWE. :y:

[Nark Order]

Yeah. Edge and Lita are on their game tonight.

[mike627]

Any of y'all think that Heyman might show up tonight?

[6to1]

lets just hope they don't give edge batistas belt.

[AJHayes]

I guess I have to retract my previous statement. They might do well

[Nark Order]

I hope Edge does win the damn thing. Batista bores the hell out of me.

[RawRocks]

Any of y'all think that Paul Heyman might show up tonight?
i hope so! :rofl:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I'll jizz everywhere if I see Edge win. Doubtful, but I can hope for it.

[Face Heely]

lets just hope they don't give edge batistas belt.

If they have a really good match tonight, I might not mind a little give-and-take between Edge and Batista...assuming Batista is given some way to develop his character.

[Nark Order]

Man, Matt will be REALLY pissed if this angle actually draws.

[Azriel]

Kane is going to go to monster mode. Anybody see HHH help screw Batista, Edge wins title, Kane/Edge at Vengance, with Batista/HHH HIAC?



I don't either

[Shadow]

And UC has offically frightened me.

Gods if only the truth were known. But noooooooo. No one will break keyfabe. Bastards. The whole lot of 'em.

[Nark Order]

That would be fucking sweet if Christian cost Batista the belt to get revenge for his loss a couple weeks ago. Then he makes a clean break to Smackdown.

Of course that won't happen, but I can still dream.

[RawRocks]

I see Kane interfering in the Champ match tonight by taking Lita out the Arena.

[Shadow]

Hasn't the draft started?

[RawRocks]

LOL @ SHELTON!

[Fenix122]

no, draft starts june 6th

[Nark Order]

AAAAYYYYEIIIIYEEEEIEIAYAYAYAAEAHAHAEAEEAAAA!!!!

[Azriel]

next week maybe?

[mike627]

Ah, Hassan time!

[6to1]

bury ecw bischoff knows how to push a ppv.

[Shadow]

And how does getting in a car accident make you a crea...

Oh never mind. JR said it. So it means nothing.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

And UC has offically frightened me.

Gods if only the truth were known. But noooooooo. No one will break keyfabe. Bastards. The whole lot of 'em.

Haha, just making that known. :p


But nah, June 6th is the draft and all.

[Nervous Ferret]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIELIIIELEAHEAKOLEUAYEAHEAYAHE

[Face Heely]

Putting Cena over felt really fake...actually, as much as I love Shelton, his acting was a bit off. He didn't really seem worried about Chris, which could've helped develop this story - if Shelton's worried, something may be wrong!

[Azriel]

Did you hear that TNN? This is what you're losing.

[Nark Order]

lol @ high ratings. Rise = No HHH.

[Gone Mad]

*** BOWS DOWN TO MR. BENJAMIN, BECAUSE Y2J ISN'T THERE. ***

[Kane Knight]

USA! USA!

[Shadow]

HE'S FROM THE USA! HE'S FROM THE USA!

[The Answer]

Great Jericho is pulling a Jeff Hardy.

[Nark Order]

Shelton is gonna get punked.

[AJHayes]

Benjamin is about to get Hassan'd

[Azriel]

Whats Christian got planned for tonight?

[Nervous Ferret]

lol @ high ratings. Rise = No HHH.LOL HAHA.

Vince: It must be that Lita! She needs more air time!

[Nark Order]

I hope Heyman shows up tonight.

[Rain Man]

You know Kane is gonna cost Edge the title

[Face Heely]

A black man wrestling two Arabs under the watchful eye of an older white man? This is, like, 1800's style entertainment.

Edit: Wait, did we know that Ay-rabs existed back then?

[Nark Order]

LOL HAHA.

Vince: It must be that Lita! She needs more air time!
lol

[Shadow]

Wow....Shelton botched alot of stuff right there.

[Kane Knight]

Handicap my ass. Gowen's nowhere to be seen.

[The Answer]

Shelton will fall to the Flatliner setting up him and Hussan at the next ppv. Jericho will walk in after the match and tell Shelton he was doing some Fuzzy stuff and could not make it.

[Nark Order]

Davairi needs to hulk up.

[Kane Knight]

A black man wrestling two Arabs under the watchful eye of an older white man? This is, like, 1800's style entertainment.

Edit: Wait, did we know that Ay-rabs existed back then?
If it were, they'd be fighting to the death, and the nigger who won'd be shot after.

[Fenix122]

Wow....Shelton botched alot of stuff right there.

lita must have left some of her residual botchiness in the ring when she left.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Handicap my ass. Gowen's nowhere to be seen.


LOL

[Shadow]

Poor Shelton.

[Nark Order]

Handicap my ass. Gowen's nowhere to be seen.
I'm glad. That would be a pretty lop-sided angle.

[The Answer]

Whats Christian got planned for tonight?

Rematch with Flair?

[RawRocks]

Would a Davari vs Eugene angle sound good?

[Nark Order]

RUN KHASROW!!

[Azriel]

That was pretty terrible KK :lol:

What is Tenacious Z doing nowadays anyway?

[Azriel]

Can only hope Answer

[Nark Order]

Holy shit! Knee to the face...

[Shadow]

Jeff Hardy does that better!

[Nark Order]

There it is. Over.

[Nark Order]

Hassan is the man.

[The Answer]

Shelton will fall to the Flatliner setting up him and Hussan at the next ppv. Jericho will walk in after the match and tell Shelton he was doing some Fuzzy stuff and could not make it.

Part 1 came true let's see if part 2 falls into place.

[mike627]

Shelton will fall to the Flatliner setting up him and Hussan at the next ppv. Jericho will walk in after the match and tell Shelton he was doing some Fuzzy stuff and could not make it.Holy,shit! you called that one! :eek: :y:

[Nark Order]

Part of the Y2J heel turn?

[Shadow]

.....DOR 2?

[Shadow]

Oh...yeah...this.

[Nark Order]

That game is horrible.

[Face Heely]

Dude, was that Kane delivering a shoulder-breaker to Matt Hardy? (re: WM 21 footage)

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Oh...yeah...this.


Yeah, WM is a train wreck of a game.

[Gone Mad]

Man, Matt doesn't catch a break. Kane just hit him with a shoulder breaker in the WM21 game commercial. Poor V.1.

I can't wait to see what Jericho and Capt. Charisma do next. At least some Vicky would keep this show for me alive.

[Nark Order]

Christian needs to kill somebody to gain credibility.

[The Answer]

Holy,shit! you called that one! :eek: :y:

Let's see if they show Jericho walking in and talking to Shelton in the back.

Edit: Correct

[Azriel]

WM wish it could be the Smackdown series

[Shadow]

There he is.....

Let's see what happens now.

[Nark Order]

lol. 'Big Shot' angle

[Shadow]

Ok...Rep for the Answer.

And Jericho's stealing our catchphrases!

[Azriel]

Jericho=ratings. Too true

[mike627]

Christian needs to kill somebody to gain credibility.Who, Steph?

[Nark Order]

XTIAN!!! :D

[Nark Order]

lol "Who's Mark Jindrak?"

[Face Heely]

Ahahaha! "Who's Mark Jindrak?"

[Nark Order]

Do it, Captain!

[6to1]

lets see kane =matt and y2j=jeff hardy late for a show an misses a match.

[Shadow]

A guy you beat mon captain.

[Gone Mad]

**** BOWS TO HEEL JERICHO! ****

And even Jericho knows it that he = ratings. So take that, Grissham!

LOL @ Capt. not knowing Jindrak. Canadian heels are running Raw. :)

[Face Heely]

Damn, Xian brings out the best in everyone around him. What a team player. :love:

[Azriel]

Umm, Christian be careful. He might have meant that more literaly.

[Nark Order]

Fuck Audioslave!

[Shadow]

lets see kane =matt and y2j=jeff hardy late for a show an misses a match.

And what are you trying to imply here 6to1?

[Nark Order]

Umm, Christian be careful. He might have meant that more literaly.
lol. How fucking evil would that be if Xtian helped Edge win the belt then Edge just blasted him in the face with it.

[RawRocks]

ok let me get this straight... Edge vs Batista fior the Title.. Kane intereferes with the match taking Lita.. Tomko and CHristian go after Batista.

i see a double DQ tonight.

[Shadow]

ok let me get this straight... Edge vs Batista fior the Title.. Kane intereferes with the match taking Lita.. Tomko and CHristian go after Batista.

i see a double DQ tonight.

I see a triple dq.

[Nark Order]

It's possible.

[Nark Order]

Vis!

[Nark Order]

Stevie's revenge!!!!

[Face Heely]

Blast! I was so excited to see Maria fight Viscera!

[Rain Man]

God damn it this guy fucking sucks so bad

[RawRocks]

nap time Chris Masters is on.

[Azriel]

I see a quadruple DQ.














Or not :shifty:

[Shadow]

Now I see crap. Why is crap on my TV?

[Nark Order]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE ANTI-CHRIST OF CHARISMA....CHRIS MASTERS!!

[6to1]

And what are you trying to imply here 6to1?
wwe gets there plots from the real life hardy boys then fires them.

[Mayo]

Here comes the Master Blaster :shifty:

[Gone Mad]

ALRITE! STEVIE RICHARDS IS BACK! WHOO! THIS SHOULD BE A GREA-- what??

Against Masters? Good night. :foc:

[Nark Order]

Holy shit! That hammer was gigantic!

[Shadow]

When I hear Master's music....I think Star Fox. For some reason that's what I hear when I hear that shit.

[The Answer]

Main event prediction: Ref gets knocked down and Xtian,Tomko and Edge begin giving Batista a beat down. BAM!!!! Kane comes out and begins taking out the cops. He chokeslams Tomko,Xtian and Edge and chases Lita out of the building. Batista is back up and Batista Bomb's Edge for the win.

Added Bonus: After the match HHH comes from behind and lays Batista out with a pedigree. HHH holds the title above his head.

[mike627]

Because Vince thinks he's over.

[Nark Order]

Yeah!!!

[Azriel]

Get this piece of human waste off my TV please

[Face Heely]

STEVIE!!! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!

[Fenix122]

I'LL SHOW YOU, YOU'LL SEE!

[mike627]

Stevie!

[Nark Order]

Well, bye Stevie. You tried.

[Nark Order]

LOL @ squash match

[Shadow]

he busted him over!

[Azriel]

David will not kill Goliath tonight unfortunately :(

[Shadow]

Or not...god damn it.

Great sell job by Stevie.

[Fenix122]

LOL richards should give some of his selling power to the undertaker

[Nark Order]

Poor Stevie can't catch a break.

[Face Heely]

:'(

[Shadow]

HEY THAT WAS ONLY ONE! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD HIS ARM UP THREE TIMES!

[Azriel]

Isnt he supposed to do that three times, not one?

[Batsu]

The Winner is....CHRIS MASTERS, THE HUMAN PISS BREAK!

[mike627]

Shit! Shit! Shit! the Bastard won.

[RawRocks]

Main event of Raw..
Batista with Ric Flair.. vs Edge with Tomko/Xtian not to mention Kane awaiting... a HHH sighting tonight?

[Face Heely]

Todd Grisham = The guy in Batsu's avatar