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KingofOldSchool
05-24-2005, 12:47 AM
http://www.hollymoodentertainment.com/home.htm

Features interviews with all of our favorite WWE rejects.

The Lone Drinker
05-24-2005, 03:52 AM
http://www.hollymoodentertainment.com/home.htm

Features interviews with all of our favorite WWE rejects.

Most of those "rejects" had more talent then half of the WWE roster.

Anyway, damn.....that looks fucking sweet. I am already predicting that this flick will be right up there with Hitman Hart: Wrestling with Shadows, Beyond the Mat, and The Backyard. :y:

Jaton
05-24-2005, 07:33 AM
I can sum up the movie with the biggest reason not to be a professional wrestler:

They need jobs, they can't get jobs if we get them first.

SuperSlim
05-24-2005, 08:02 AM
I'll be tryin it out

Xero
05-24-2005, 09:24 AM
You KNOW it's great when you not only have a picture of New Jack on the site promoting it, but also a picture of Chyna with a bottle of liquor in her hand.

FourFifty
05-24-2005, 02:37 PM
I think the people who spent a good ammount of time and got a good ammount of fame should really shut the fuck up. Chyna needs to keep her mouth shut about not being a pro-wrestler because she wouldn't have made it on that VH1 show if it wasn't for her time as a wrestler :shifty:

Bischoff187
05-24-2005, 11:58 PM
She also woulden't have been in any Xpac Porn.

FourFifty
05-25-2005, 12:29 AM
She also woulden't have been in any Xpac Porn.

For everytime you mention that Xpac porn, I shall kill you.

(reps for the refrence)

The One
05-25-2005, 03:15 AM
So...anyone watch One Night in Chyna latly?

The Lone Drinker
05-25-2005, 03:16 AM
So...anyone watch One Night in Chyna latly?

No, cause we ain't sickos like you. :lol:

Fenix122
05-25-2005, 01:04 PM
For everytime you mention that Xpac porn, I shall kill you.

(reps for the refrence)

Family Guy...for every sprinkle i find, i shall kill you. :y:

The Lone Drinker
05-26-2005, 02:21 AM
The Simpsons own The Family Guy.

tucsonspeed6
05-26-2005, 09:40 AM
No bad ass college frat boy uses the word "own" like that. He's a phony.

The Lone Drinker
05-26-2005, 10:06 AM
No bad ass college frat boy uses the word "own" like that. He's a phony.

How would you know what bad ass college frat boy does?

HankScorpio
05-26-2005, 10:28 AM
How would you know what bad ass college frat boy does?

touch himself 'cause no-one else'll do it?

The Lone Drinker
05-26-2005, 10:29 AM
Huh, what? Speak English.

BloodRiotZero
05-27-2005, 11:15 PM
What is The Backyard about, backyard wrestling?

Loose Cannon
05-29-2005, 08:05 PM
Konnan is great to listen to with these shoot interviews. Never holds back.

M. Banana
05-29-2005, 08:09 PM
:-\

Kane Knight
05-29-2005, 08:15 PM
For everytime you mention that Xpac porn, I shall kill you.

(reps for the refrence)
Wow. That's hard to figger out. It's not like the episode was on like the night before this post. :roll:

Kane Knight
05-29-2005, 08:17 PM
The number one reason to not become a pro wrestler? No real chance at advancement.

weather vane
05-29-2005, 08:19 PM
At the moment KK is correct. If you want to get somewhere you have to either know somebody or be 7 feet tall.

Kane Knight
05-29-2005, 08:25 PM
Preferrably both.

M. Banana
05-29-2005, 09:07 PM
I'm 8741q feet tall and I am Vince McMahon's twin. :y: