snakeboss
05-30-2005, 07:40 AM
Hi, I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post fanfic here. If I'm not please lock this immiediately. I've just been writing Smackdown fan fiction and would love an oppertunity to show it to people. If you could let me know what you think, I'd be really gratefull. I wrote this eight months ago and the records are clean.
Current Records:
Undisputed Champion - The Undertaker.
United States - John Cena.
Tag Team Champs - The Dudley Boyz.
Cruiserweight Champ - Spike Dudley.
16th September:
INT. GM'S OFFICE. TEDDY IS AT HIS DESK. HE'S WRITING WHEN THE BIG SHOW WALKS IN.
TEDDY: Heya player. What's it like being back after five months?
BIG SHOW: It's been great. Everyone's been crapping themselves. I've got a hell of a reputation.
TEDDY: There's no denying that my man.
BIG SHOW: I was thinking maybe I could have a title shot for my big return??
TEDDY: Oh I dunno, it might be difficult...
[BIG SHOW ANGRILLY HITS THE WALL]
BIG SHOW: Bullshit! I know you can give me a match! I know...
TEDDY: Whoa whoa whoa, calm it player.
BIG SHOW: Sorry.
TEDDY: Have you been attending all your anger management lessons?
BIG SHOW: Yes.
TEDDY: Show?
BIG SHOW: Well I missed one.
TEDDY: You realize you can't do that again. Now if you apoligise to all the people you've offended I'll give you a title match.
BIG SHOW: Okay.
TEDDY: Alright, go do that now.
[BIG SHOW WALKS OUT]
INT. BACKSTAGE. BIG SHOW HAS JUST LEFT THE GM'S OFFICE. HE SEES TORRIE WILSON.
BIG SHOW: Torrie! Torrie!
[TORRIE PANICS LIKE MAD]
TORRIE: Please! Stay back.
[BIG SHOW GETS OUT A PIECE OF PAPER. HE READS OFF IT]
BIG SHOW: I would like to apoligise for my terrible behaviour five months ago.
TORRIE: Uh...okay?
BIG SHOW: So do you forgive me?
TORRIE: Uh sure.
BIG SHOW: Great.
[TORRIE RUNS OFF]
INT. RING.
COLE: [LAUGHS] Wow, did they teach him that in anger management?
TAZZ: I think they did Cole.
COLE: Maybe he can apoligise to Kurt Angle for breaking his leg.
TAZZ: Kurt was faking it remember?
COLE: I'm sure he was hurt.
INT. BACKSTAGE. BOOKER T IS WALKING AROUND, RVD WALKS PAST, BOOKER BARGES HIM.
RVD: Hey watch it!
BOOKER: Or what sucker! What are you gonna do?
RVD: You don't want to know.
BOOKER: Oh yes I do! You think you can kick my ass?
RVD: I don't think. I know!
BOOKER: Well bring it on!
[THEY ARE READY TO FIGHT WHEN TEDDY SEES THEM]
TEDDY: Guys! I desperatly need a favour!
BOOKER: What?
RVD: What's up?
TEDDY: I have a tag team title match against the Dudleys tonight. I was gonna use Billy Kidman and Paul London. But Kidman hasn't turned up. So I need a tag team!
BOOKER: You serious?
TEDDY: No time to talk. Get out there! The match is next!
[TEDDY RUNS OFF. BOOKER AND RVD LOOK AT EACH OTHER HATEFULLY]
INT. RING. THE DUDLEY'S ENTER WITH THEIR BELTS.
ANNOUNCER: And now, the tag team champions, The Dudley Boyz.
TAZZ: This match is gonna be interesting Cole.
COLE: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it's they kill each other and leave the Dudley's alone.
[RVD AND BOOKER ENTER THE RING NOT LOOKING AT EACH OTHER]
ANNOUNCER: And now the challengers, Booker T and RVD!
MATCH: NORMAL TAG.
BELT: World Tag Team Championship.
Booker T & RVD V.S. The Dudley Boyz.
Synopsis: RVD STARTS ON BUBBA, HE'S WINNING. HE BEATS UP BUBBA. BUBBA TAGS IN D'VON. D'VON GETS A LUCKY HIT. HE BEATS RVD BADLY. RVD GETS A LUCKY KICK. D'VON'S OUT. RVD CRAWLS AND TAGS BOOKER, D'VON AND BUBBA GOT TO ATTACK BOOKER, HE STOPS THEM AND THEY ALL LOOK AT RVD. BOOKER PICKS RVD UP, HE THROWS HIM TO THE DUDLEY'S. THEY 3D HIM. BOOKER & THE DUDLEY'S ASSAULT RVD. RVD LUCKILY DOES A SUPERKICK KNOCKING D'VON AND BUBBA DOWN. RVD AND BOOKER YELL. RVD PUSHES BOOKER OVER. HE LANDS ON D'VON IN A PIN POSISTION. THE REF COUNTS THREE.
WINNERS: BOOKER T & RVD.
TAZZ: I don't believe it!
COLE: What a fluke!
[BOOKER GETS UP AND HIM AND RVD ARE FIGHTING ON THE FLOOR]
ANNOUNCER: The winners, the new Tag Team Champions. Booker T and RVD.
[RVD AND BOOKER T LOOK STUNNED. AS THE ANNOUNCER HANDS THEM THE BELTS. RVD CELEBRATES, BOOKER USES HIS BELT TO KNOCK RVD OUT]
TAZZ: What a great start for the new tag team champions.
[BOOKER LEAVES THE RING AND WALKS OUT WITH HIS BELT SMILING, LEAVING RVD KNOCKED OUT WITH HIS BELT, ALONG WITH THE KNOCKED OUT DUDLEY'S]
INT. GM'S OFFICE. TEDDY IS AT HIS DESK. SUDDENLY VINCE MCMAHON WALKS IN.
TEDDY: Mr. McMahon, it's good to see you sir.
VINCE: What seems to be the problem Theodore?
TEDDY: Well, recently Raw has been getting better ratings than Smackdown!
And I was wondering how to pick them up again.
VINCE: Well...just give the audience what they want?
TEDDY: And what do they want?
VINCE: How about a wrestler from Raw over here that would stir up things.
TEDDY: [THINKS] I've got just the man. Thanks Mr. McMahon.
[TEDDY SHAKES VINCE'S HAND]
VINCE: Not at all. See you later.
[VINCE LEAVES. TEDDY PICKS UP THE PHONE, HE DIALS AND WAITS]
TEDDY: Eric Bishoff, hi it's Theodore Long here. Have I got the deal for you...
INT. BACKSTAGE. SPIKE DUDLEY IS WALKING WHEN HE SEES REY MYSTERIO, EDDIE GUERRERO & JOHN CENA LAUGHING. HE WALKS OVER TO THEM.
SPIKE: What are you guys laughing at? you retards?!
EDDIE: Hey look who it is!
CENA: Dennis the Mennis!
[THEY LAUGH]
REY: Did you see your brothers get their arses kicked. How embarrissing.
SPIKE: Hey shut up!
REY: Calm down Dennis.
[THEY LAUGH]
SPIKE: I'm warning you.
EDDIE: oh he's warning you Rey.
REY: I'm so scared. [LAUGHS]
SPIKE: That's it!
[SPIKE ATTACKS REY WITH HIS BELT, REY FALLS OVER, EDDIE ATTACKS SPIKE AS DOES CENA, THEY KICK HIM WHILE HE'S ON THE FLOOR. REY GETS UP AND LOOKS AT A CAR]
REY: Hey that's Spike's car. Oh it looks nice.
SPIKE: Don't you touch my car!
[REY KICKS SPIKE IN THE GUT]
REY: Shut up you retard.
[REY PICKS UP A BAT. SPIKE WATCHES ON AS REY SMASHES THE CAR UP. SUDDENLY BUBBA AND D'VON TURN UP. CENA AND EDDIE THROW SPIKE INTO THEM, KNOCKING THEM OVER AND THE THREE OF THEM RUN OFF]
BUBBA: Are you alright Spike?
INT. RING. JBL'S LIMO ENTERS, HIM AND ORLANDO JORDAN GET OUT.
COLE: I bet the Dudley's aren't happy.
TAZZ: Well would you be happy Cole if someone trashed your car?
ANNOUNCER: And now entering the ring, being accompanied by JBL, Orlando Jordan.
[THEN JOHN CENA ENTERS]
COLE: Here's the professor of THUGONOMICS.
ANNOUNCER: And the United States Champion, John Cena.
MATCH: SINGLE.
Orlando Jordan w/JBL V.S. John Cena.
Synopsis: CENA AND ORLANDO ARE FIGHTING AN EVEN MATCH UNTIL CENA GETS THE UPPERHAND, HE F5'S ORLANDO AND IS READY TO PIN, JBL PLACES ORLANDO'S FOOT ON THE ROPE. THE REF. CALLS ROPE BREAK. AS ORLANDO GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, JBL PULLS ON CENA'S LEG. AS CENA'S DISTRACTED, ORLANDO SPECIAL'S HIM. AND PINS HIM. 1, 2, 3.
WINNER: ORLANDO JORDAN.
TAZZ: Wow, I never thought that Orlando Jordan could beat John Cena.
COLE: Were you watching the same match as me? JBL helped him cheat.
TAZZ: Did JBL keep Cena down when Jordan was pinning? No!
[JBL AND ORLANDO ARE CELEBRATING. JBL LOOKS AT CENA. HE GRINS, HE STEPS OUTSIDE THE RING]
COLE: What's he doing?
[JBL GETS A STEEL CHAIR. HE ENTERS THE RING]
TAZZ: Oh no.
JBL:[TO ORLANDO] Lift him up.
[ORLANDO HOLDS CENA UP. JBL'S READY WITH THE CHAIR.]
JBL:[TO CENA] If anyone messes with JBL or Orlando Jordan, this is what they get!
[JBL SWINGS THE CHAIR, CENA DUCKS, THE CHAIR HITS ORLANDO OVER. CENA THEN KNEES JBL GRABS THE CHAIR, HE HITS JBL OVER]
CENA: Never mess with the champ!
[CENA CELEBRATES AND WALKS OUT. JBL AND ORLANDO GET UP. THEY LOOK ANGRY]
INT. BACKSTAGE. PAUL LONDON IS STROLLING, WHEN BILLY KIDMAN TURNS UP]
LONDON: Where've you been! We had a title match!
KIDMAN: I'm sorry, I had a late night yesterday.
LONDON: It's nine o'clock at night! How can you still be tired.
KIDMAN: Chill, nothing's gonna happen to us!
[TEDDY APPEARS]
TEDDY: Bang wrong Billy, if you don't take being part of the Smackdown roster seriously then you're gonna go!
KIDMAN: I'm sorry Mr. Long, it wont happen again.
TEDDY: You're damn right it wont, because as of now, you two are being transferred over to Raw.
[THEY BOTH LOOK STUNNED]
LONDON: What! Why me? I haven't done anything!
TEDDY: Your a tag team, it's better to go together. Besides I'm trading you two for a Raw superstar. A two for one deal.
KIDMAN: Who?
TEDDY: I'm announcing that at the end of the night.
[TEDDY WALKS OFF. LONDON AND KIDMAN ARE STUNNED]
INT. LOCKER ROOM. KURT ANGLE AND LUTHER REIGNS ARE TALKING.
ANGLE: Can you believe the match we've got next? It's...
[BIG SHOW WALKS IN. ANGLE BACKS AWAY BY LUTHER]
BIG SHOW: Kurt, I've come to apoligise for my behaviour.
ANGLE: What? Is this some kind of joke?
BIG SHOW:[GETS OUT A PIECE OF PAPER] I have behaved disgracefully and I know I don't deserve your forgiveness...
ANGLE: That's right you don't!
BIG SHOW: Will you please forgive me?
ANGLE: No! You big ugly freak, why don't you get lost and go on a diet!
[BIG SHOW LOOKS ANGRY BUT HE CONTROLS IT]
BIG SHOW: Fine.
[BIG SHOW LEAVES]
LUTHER: That was wierd.
ANGLE: Yeah.
INT. GM'S OFFICE. TEDDY IS AT HIS DESK. SPIKE RUNS IN.
SPIKE: I want a match with Rey Mysterio and I want it now!
TEDDY: Whoa, whoa, calm down.
SPIKE: Don't tell me to calm down. [GRABS TEDDY BY THE THROAT] NOW!
TEDDY: No one tells me what to do.
SPIKE: He wrecked my car!
TEDDY: Alright, to be fair I'll give you your match.
SPIKE: Yes!
TEDDY: But, because you were so rude about asking for it, I'm gonna make it a title match.
SPIKE:[PANICKING] Fine. [WALKS OUT]
INT. RING. KIDMAN & LONDON COME IN.
TAZZ: This will be Kidman and London's last match on Smackdown.
COLE: Yeah, they've been traded for some Raw wrestler that will stir things up apparently.
ANNOUNCER: And now entering the ring, Paul London and Billy Kidman.
TAZZ: Let's hope their last match is a win.
COLE: Well who are their opponents?
[ANGLE AND REIGNS COME IN]
TAZZ: Oh this will be a tough match.
MATCH: NORMAL TAG.
Billy Kidman & Paul London V.S. Kurt Angle & Luther Reigns.
Synopsis: LONDON AND ANGLE START. ANGLE GETS THE UPPER HAND. HE BEATS LONDON BAD. HE TAGS LUTHER, LUTHER TOTALLY TORTURES LONDON, AS HE THROWS HIM AGAINST THE ROPE, LONDON TAGS KIDMAN. KIDMAN JUMPS ON LUTHER. HE SMASHES IN LUTHER, LUTHER MANAGES TO TAG ANGLE. ANGLE AND KIDMAN FIGHT HARD, KIDMAN THEN THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE. ANGLE HITS LONDON IN THE FACE. LONDON FALLS OVER UNCONCIOUS. ANGLE REVERSES KIDMAN'S MOVES. HE SMASHES HIM IN. KIDMAN TRIES TO TAG LONDON BUT HE'S COLLAPSED ON THE FLOOR. ANGLE GRABS KIDMAN AND PUTS HIM IN AN ANGLE LOCK. KIDMAN THEN TAPS OUT.
WINNER: KURT ANGLE & LUTHER REIGNS.
TAZZ: What a shame they lost their last match.
COLE: I hope London's okay?
INT. BACKSTAGE. TEDDY IS WALKING AROUND. HE SEES BIG SHOW.
TEDDY: Hey Show, I've got great news for you.
BIG SHOW: What is it?
TEDDY: Seeing as you've been so well behaved, I'm gonna give you that title match.
BIG SHOW: The United States Championship?
TEDDY: No, better than that. I'm gonna give you a match for the Undisputed Title, against The Undertaker!
[BIG SHOW GRINS]
BIG SHOW: You wont regret it.
TEDDY: I know I wont.
INT. RING.
COLE: I can't wait for that.
TAZZ: Me neither.
[SPIKE DUDLEY WALKS IN WITH HIS BELT, FOLLOWED BY THE DUDLEY BOYZ]
ANNOUNCER: And now, being accompanied by The Dudley Boyz, Spike Dudley.
COLE: Who are you rooting for Tazz?
TAZZ: Definatley Rey. Spike's like a spoiled brat.
[REY ENTERS, EVERYONE CHEERS, SPIKE LOOKS ANGRY, AS REY STEPS IN THE RING, SPIKE ATTACKS HIM, THE BELL GOES]
MATCH: SINGLE.
BELT: Cruiserweight Championship.
Rey Mysterio V.S. Spike Dudley.
Synopsis: SPIKE GETS THE UPPER HAND, HE BEATS REY, AND KEEPS KICKING AND PUNCHING HIM POWERFULLY, THE DUDLEY BOYZ CHEER ON. SPIKE THROWS REY INTO THE REF. THE REF. GETS KNOCKED OUT. BUBBA HANDS SPIKE AND CHAIR, SPIKE GOES TO ATTACK REY, REY KICKS THE CHAIR INTO SPIKE'S FACE. THE DUDLEY'S RUN IN TO ATTACK REY. REY CLOTHESLINES THEM BOTH DOWN. THE REF. GETS UP. THE DUDLEY BOYZ CLIMB OUT. REY PINS SPIKE, SPIKE KICKS OUT. THEY CONTINUE UNTIL REY 619'S SPIKE, D'VON AND BUBBA TRY TO STOP HIM, BUT AS HE DOES THE 619, HE KICKS THEM BOTH OVER. HE PINS SPIKE. 1, 2, 3.
WINNER: REY MYSTERIO.
ANNOUNCER: Your new Cruiserweight champion, Rey Mysterio.
TAZZ: Welldone Rey Mysterio!
COLE: At last we have a good champion.
[REY RUNS OUT WITH HIS NEW BELT]
INT. BACKSTAGE. CENA IS WAITING FOR REY. THEY HUG.
CENA: Welldone my man!
REY: Thanks, where's Eddie?
CENA: The locker room.
REY: I'll see you later.
CENA: See you bro.
[REY WALKS OFF. AS CENA IS WALKING IN THE CAR PARK, SUDDENLY JBL AND ORLANDO ATTACK HIM]
JBL: You think you're better than us!
[THEY BRUTALLY ASSAULT HIM. SMASH HIM INTO CARS AND WALLS, CENA IS LEFT ON THE FLOOR COVERED IN BLOOD]
JBL:[TO ORLANDO] Come on, let's go.
[THEY RUN OFF, CENA IS UNCONCIOUS]
INT. RING.
TAZZ: I hope someone comes to his aide quick!
[BIG SHOW ENTERS THE RING]
ANNOUNCER: Entering the ring, the challenger, The Big Show.
[SUDDENLY DARKNESS, THE UNDERTAKER SLOWLY ENTERS THE RING. BIG SHOW SEEMS A BIG FRIGHTENED]
ANNOUNCER: The Undertaker!
[TAKER STARES AT BIG SHOW]
MATCH: SINGLE.
BELT: Undisputed Championship.
The Undertaker V.S. The Big Show.
Synopsis: TAKER AND BIG SHOW START A BRUTAL FIGHT, THE BIG SHOW BIG BOOTS TAKER, THEN CHOKESLAMS IN, TAKER REVERSES ONE OF BIG SHOW'S MOVES AND SLAMS HIM DOWN. TAKER KICKS IN BIG SHOW, THEY FIGHT HARD, THEN EVENTUALLY TAKER GRABS HIM AND DOES A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER. THE RING SHAKES. TAKER PINS THE BIG SHOW.
WINNER: THE UNDERTAKER.
[UNDERTAKER CELEBRATES WHEN TEDDY WALKS IN WITH HIS MICROPHONE]
TEDDY: Very good Taker, very good. If you ask me, your one of the reasons Smackdown is so popular. So I've decided to give you a reward. Many of you may know I've traded Billy Kidman and Paul London to Raw. And what I've recieved from Raw, with the help of Lita. Is Kane!
[CROWDS CHEER, TAKER GRINS]
TEDDY: Next week, Kane will be here, and I just know you'll be waiting to greet him.
[TAKER SMILES]
TEDDY: Goodnight y'all. See you next week.
COLE: I can't wait to see Kane and The Undertaker together.
TAZZ: Me too Cole.
THE END.
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Current Records:
Undisputed Champion - The Undertaker.
United States - John Cena.
Tag Team Champs - The Dudley Boyz.
Cruiserweight Champ - Spike Dudley.
16th September:
INT. GM'S OFFICE. TEDDY IS AT HIS DESK. HE'S WRITING WHEN THE BIG SHOW WALKS IN.
TEDDY: Heya player. What's it like being back after five months?
BIG SHOW: It's been great. Everyone's been crapping themselves. I've got a hell of a reputation.
TEDDY: There's no denying that my man.
BIG SHOW: I was thinking maybe I could have a title shot for my big return??
TEDDY: Oh I dunno, it might be difficult...
[BIG SHOW ANGRILLY HITS THE WALL]
BIG SHOW: Bullshit! I know you can give me a match! I know...
TEDDY: Whoa whoa whoa, calm it player.
BIG SHOW: Sorry.
TEDDY: Have you been attending all your anger management lessons?
BIG SHOW: Yes.
TEDDY: Show?
BIG SHOW: Well I missed one.
TEDDY: You realize you can't do that again. Now if you apoligise to all the people you've offended I'll give you a title match.
BIG SHOW: Okay.
TEDDY: Alright, go do that now.
[BIG SHOW WALKS OUT]
INT. BACKSTAGE. BIG SHOW HAS JUST LEFT THE GM'S OFFICE. HE SEES TORRIE WILSON.
BIG SHOW: Torrie! Torrie!
[TORRIE PANICS LIKE MAD]
TORRIE: Please! Stay back.
[BIG SHOW GETS OUT A PIECE OF PAPER. HE READS OFF IT]
BIG SHOW: I would like to apoligise for my terrible behaviour five months ago.
TORRIE: Uh...okay?
BIG SHOW: So do you forgive me?
TORRIE: Uh sure.
BIG SHOW: Great.
[TORRIE RUNS OFF]
INT. RING.
COLE: [LAUGHS] Wow, did they teach him that in anger management?
TAZZ: I think they did Cole.
COLE: Maybe he can apoligise to Kurt Angle for breaking his leg.
TAZZ: Kurt was faking it remember?
COLE: I'm sure he was hurt.
INT. BACKSTAGE. BOOKER T IS WALKING AROUND, RVD WALKS PAST, BOOKER BARGES HIM.
RVD: Hey watch it!
BOOKER: Or what sucker! What are you gonna do?
RVD: You don't want to know.
BOOKER: Oh yes I do! You think you can kick my ass?
RVD: I don't think. I know!
BOOKER: Well bring it on!
[THEY ARE READY TO FIGHT WHEN TEDDY SEES THEM]
TEDDY: Guys! I desperatly need a favour!
BOOKER: What?
RVD: What's up?
TEDDY: I have a tag team title match against the Dudleys tonight. I was gonna use Billy Kidman and Paul London. But Kidman hasn't turned up. So I need a tag team!
BOOKER: You serious?
TEDDY: No time to talk. Get out there! The match is next!
[TEDDY RUNS OFF. BOOKER AND RVD LOOK AT EACH OTHER HATEFULLY]
INT. RING. THE DUDLEY'S ENTER WITH THEIR BELTS.
ANNOUNCER: And now, the tag team champions, The Dudley Boyz.
TAZZ: This match is gonna be interesting Cole.
COLE: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it's they kill each other and leave the Dudley's alone.
[RVD AND BOOKER ENTER THE RING NOT LOOKING AT EACH OTHER]
ANNOUNCER: And now the challengers, Booker T and RVD!
MATCH: NORMAL TAG.
BELT: World Tag Team Championship.
Booker T & RVD V.S. The Dudley Boyz.
Synopsis: RVD STARTS ON BUBBA, HE'S WINNING. HE BEATS UP BUBBA. BUBBA TAGS IN D'VON. D'VON GETS A LUCKY HIT. HE BEATS RVD BADLY. RVD GETS A LUCKY KICK. D'VON'S OUT. RVD CRAWLS AND TAGS BOOKER, D'VON AND BUBBA GOT TO ATTACK BOOKER, HE STOPS THEM AND THEY ALL LOOK AT RVD. BOOKER PICKS RVD UP, HE THROWS HIM TO THE DUDLEY'S. THEY 3D HIM. BOOKER & THE DUDLEY'S ASSAULT RVD. RVD LUCKILY DOES A SUPERKICK KNOCKING D'VON AND BUBBA DOWN. RVD AND BOOKER YELL. RVD PUSHES BOOKER OVER. HE LANDS ON D'VON IN A PIN POSISTION. THE REF COUNTS THREE.
WINNERS: BOOKER T & RVD.
TAZZ: I don't believe it!
COLE: What a fluke!
[BOOKER GETS UP AND HIM AND RVD ARE FIGHTING ON THE FLOOR]
ANNOUNCER: The winners, the new Tag Team Champions. Booker T and RVD.
[RVD AND BOOKER T LOOK STUNNED. AS THE ANNOUNCER HANDS THEM THE BELTS. RVD CELEBRATES, BOOKER USES HIS BELT TO KNOCK RVD OUT]
TAZZ: What a great start for the new tag team champions.
[BOOKER LEAVES THE RING AND WALKS OUT WITH HIS BELT SMILING, LEAVING RVD KNOCKED OUT WITH HIS BELT, ALONG WITH THE KNOCKED OUT DUDLEY'S]
INT. GM'S OFFICE. TEDDY IS AT HIS DESK. SUDDENLY VINCE MCMAHON WALKS IN.
TEDDY: Mr. McMahon, it's good to see you sir.
VINCE: What seems to be the problem Theodore?
TEDDY: Well, recently Raw has been getting better ratings than Smackdown!
And I was wondering how to pick them up again.
VINCE: Well...just give the audience what they want?
TEDDY: And what do they want?
VINCE: How about a wrestler from Raw over here that would stir up things.
TEDDY: [THINKS] I've got just the man. Thanks Mr. McMahon.
[TEDDY SHAKES VINCE'S HAND]
VINCE: Not at all. See you later.
[VINCE LEAVES. TEDDY PICKS UP THE PHONE, HE DIALS AND WAITS]
TEDDY: Eric Bishoff, hi it's Theodore Long here. Have I got the deal for you...
INT. BACKSTAGE. SPIKE DUDLEY IS WALKING WHEN HE SEES REY MYSTERIO, EDDIE GUERRERO & JOHN CENA LAUGHING. HE WALKS OVER TO THEM.
SPIKE: What are you guys laughing at? you retards?!
EDDIE: Hey look who it is!
CENA: Dennis the Mennis!
[THEY LAUGH]
REY: Did you see your brothers get their arses kicked. How embarrissing.
SPIKE: Hey shut up!
REY: Calm down Dennis.
[THEY LAUGH]
SPIKE: I'm warning you.
EDDIE: oh he's warning you Rey.
REY: I'm so scared. [LAUGHS]
SPIKE: That's it!
[SPIKE ATTACKS REY WITH HIS BELT, REY FALLS OVER, EDDIE ATTACKS SPIKE AS DOES CENA, THEY KICK HIM WHILE HE'S ON THE FLOOR. REY GETS UP AND LOOKS AT A CAR]
REY: Hey that's Spike's car. Oh it looks nice.
SPIKE: Don't you touch my car!
[REY KICKS SPIKE IN THE GUT]
REY: Shut up you retard.
[REY PICKS UP A BAT. SPIKE WATCHES ON AS REY SMASHES THE CAR UP. SUDDENLY BUBBA AND D'VON TURN UP. CENA AND EDDIE THROW SPIKE INTO THEM, KNOCKING THEM OVER AND THE THREE OF THEM RUN OFF]
BUBBA: Are you alright Spike?
INT. RING. JBL'S LIMO ENTERS, HIM AND ORLANDO JORDAN GET OUT.
COLE: I bet the Dudley's aren't happy.
TAZZ: Well would you be happy Cole if someone trashed your car?
ANNOUNCER: And now entering the ring, being accompanied by JBL, Orlando Jordan.
[THEN JOHN CENA ENTERS]
COLE: Here's the professor of THUGONOMICS.
ANNOUNCER: And the United States Champion, John Cena.
MATCH: SINGLE.
Orlando Jordan w/JBL V.S. John Cena.
Synopsis: CENA AND ORLANDO ARE FIGHTING AN EVEN MATCH UNTIL CENA GETS THE UPPERHAND, HE F5'S ORLANDO AND IS READY TO PIN, JBL PLACES ORLANDO'S FOOT ON THE ROPE. THE REF. CALLS ROPE BREAK. AS ORLANDO GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, JBL PULLS ON CENA'S LEG. AS CENA'S DISTRACTED, ORLANDO SPECIAL'S HIM. AND PINS HIM. 1, 2, 3.
WINNER: ORLANDO JORDAN.
TAZZ: Wow, I never thought that Orlando Jordan could beat John Cena.
COLE: Were you watching the same match as me? JBL helped him cheat.
TAZZ: Did JBL keep Cena down when Jordan was pinning? No!
[JBL AND ORLANDO ARE CELEBRATING. JBL LOOKS AT CENA. HE GRINS, HE STEPS OUTSIDE THE RING]
COLE: What's he doing?
[JBL GETS A STEEL CHAIR. HE ENTERS THE RING]
TAZZ: Oh no.
JBL:[TO ORLANDO] Lift him up.
[ORLANDO HOLDS CENA UP. JBL'S READY WITH THE CHAIR.]
JBL:[TO CENA] If anyone messes with JBL or Orlando Jordan, this is what they get!
[JBL SWINGS THE CHAIR, CENA DUCKS, THE CHAIR HITS ORLANDO OVER. CENA THEN KNEES JBL GRABS THE CHAIR, HE HITS JBL OVER]
CENA: Never mess with the champ!
[CENA CELEBRATES AND WALKS OUT. JBL AND ORLANDO GET UP. THEY LOOK ANGRY]
INT. BACKSTAGE. PAUL LONDON IS STROLLING, WHEN BILLY KIDMAN TURNS UP]
LONDON: Where've you been! We had a title match!
KIDMAN: I'm sorry, I had a late night yesterday.
LONDON: It's nine o'clock at night! How can you still be tired.
KIDMAN: Chill, nothing's gonna happen to us!
[TEDDY APPEARS]
TEDDY: Bang wrong Billy, if you don't take being part of the Smackdown roster seriously then you're gonna go!
KIDMAN: I'm sorry Mr. Long, it wont happen again.
TEDDY: You're damn right it wont, because as of now, you two are being transferred over to Raw.
[THEY BOTH LOOK STUNNED]
LONDON: What! Why me? I haven't done anything!
TEDDY: Your a tag team, it's better to go together. Besides I'm trading you two for a Raw superstar. A two for one deal.
KIDMAN: Who?
TEDDY: I'm announcing that at the end of the night.
[TEDDY WALKS OFF. LONDON AND KIDMAN ARE STUNNED]
INT. LOCKER ROOM. KURT ANGLE AND LUTHER REIGNS ARE TALKING.
ANGLE: Can you believe the match we've got next? It's...
[BIG SHOW WALKS IN. ANGLE BACKS AWAY BY LUTHER]
BIG SHOW: Kurt, I've come to apoligise for my behaviour.
ANGLE: What? Is this some kind of joke?
BIG SHOW:[GETS OUT A PIECE OF PAPER] I have behaved disgracefully and I know I don't deserve your forgiveness...
ANGLE: That's right you don't!
BIG SHOW: Will you please forgive me?
ANGLE: No! You big ugly freak, why don't you get lost and go on a diet!
[BIG SHOW LOOKS ANGRY BUT HE CONTROLS IT]
BIG SHOW: Fine.
[BIG SHOW LEAVES]
LUTHER: That was wierd.
ANGLE: Yeah.
INT. GM'S OFFICE. TEDDY IS AT HIS DESK. SPIKE RUNS IN.
SPIKE: I want a match with Rey Mysterio and I want it now!
TEDDY: Whoa, whoa, calm down.
SPIKE: Don't tell me to calm down. [GRABS TEDDY BY THE THROAT] NOW!
TEDDY: No one tells me what to do.
SPIKE: He wrecked my car!
TEDDY: Alright, to be fair I'll give you your match.
SPIKE: Yes!
TEDDY: But, because you were so rude about asking for it, I'm gonna make it a title match.
SPIKE:[PANICKING] Fine. [WALKS OUT]
INT. RING. KIDMAN & LONDON COME IN.
TAZZ: This will be Kidman and London's last match on Smackdown.
COLE: Yeah, they've been traded for some Raw wrestler that will stir things up apparently.
ANNOUNCER: And now entering the ring, Paul London and Billy Kidman.
TAZZ: Let's hope their last match is a win.
COLE: Well who are their opponents?
[ANGLE AND REIGNS COME IN]
TAZZ: Oh this will be a tough match.
MATCH: NORMAL TAG.
Billy Kidman & Paul London V.S. Kurt Angle & Luther Reigns.
Synopsis: LONDON AND ANGLE START. ANGLE GETS THE UPPER HAND. HE BEATS LONDON BAD. HE TAGS LUTHER, LUTHER TOTALLY TORTURES LONDON, AS HE THROWS HIM AGAINST THE ROPE, LONDON TAGS KIDMAN. KIDMAN JUMPS ON LUTHER. HE SMASHES IN LUTHER, LUTHER MANAGES TO TAG ANGLE. ANGLE AND KIDMAN FIGHT HARD, KIDMAN THEN THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE. ANGLE HITS LONDON IN THE FACE. LONDON FALLS OVER UNCONCIOUS. ANGLE REVERSES KIDMAN'S MOVES. HE SMASHES HIM IN. KIDMAN TRIES TO TAG LONDON BUT HE'S COLLAPSED ON THE FLOOR. ANGLE GRABS KIDMAN AND PUTS HIM IN AN ANGLE LOCK. KIDMAN THEN TAPS OUT.
WINNER: KURT ANGLE & LUTHER REIGNS.
TAZZ: What a shame they lost their last match.
COLE: I hope London's okay?
INT. BACKSTAGE. TEDDY IS WALKING AROUND. HE SEES BIG SHOW.
TEDDY: Hey Show, I've got great news for you.
BIG SHOW: What is it?
TEDDY: Seeing as you've been so well behaved, I'm gonna give you that title match.
BIG SHOW: The United States Championship?
TEDDY: No, better than that. I'm gonna give you a match for the Undisputed Title, against The Undertaker!
[BIG SHOW GRINS]
BIG SHOW: You wont regret it.
TEDDY: I know I wont.
INT. RING.
COLE: I can't wait for that.
TAZZ: Me neither.
[SPIKE DUDLEY WALKS IN WITH HIS BELT, FOLLOWED BY THE DUDLEY BOYZ]
ANNOUNCER: And now, being accompanied by The Dudley Boyz, Spike Dudley.
COLE: Who are you rooting for Tazz?
TAZZ: Definatley Rey. Spike's like a spoiled brat.
[REY ENTERS, EVERYONE CHEERS, SPIKE LOOKS ANGRY, AS REY STEPS IN THE RING, SPIKE ATTACKS HIM, THE BELL GOES]
MATCH: SINGLE.
BELT: Cruiserweight Championship.
Rey Mysterio V.S. Spike Dudley.
Synopsis: SPIKE GETS THE UPPER HAND, HE BEATS REY, AND KEEPS KICKING AND PUNCHING HIM POWERFULLY, THE DUDLEY BOYZ CHEER ON. SPIKE THROWS REY INTO THE REF. THE REF. GETS KNOCKED OUT. BUBBA HANDS SPIKE AND CHAIR, SPIKE GOES TO ATTACK REY, REY KICKS THE CHAIR INTO SPIKE'S FACE. THE DUDLEY'S RUN IN TO ATTACK REY. REY CLOTHESLINES THEM BOTH DOWN. THE REF. GETS UP. THE DUDLEY BOYZ CLIMB OUT. REY PINS SPIKE, SPIKE KICKS OUT. THEY CONTINUE UNTIL REY 619'S SPIKE, D'VON AND BUBBA TRY TO STOP HIM, BUT AS HE DOES THE 619, HE KICKS THEM BOTH OVER. HE PINS SPIKE. 1, 2, 3.
WINNER: REY MYSTERIO.
ANNOUNCER: Your new Cruiserweight champion, Rey Mysterio.
TAZZ: Welldone Rey Mysterio!
COLE: At last we have a good champion.
[REY RUNS OUT WITH HIS NEW BELT]
INT. BACKSTAGE. CENA IS WAITING FOR REY. THEY HUG.
CENA: Welldone my man!
REY: Thanks, where's Eddie?
CENA: The locker room.
REY: I'll see you later.
CENA: See you bro.
[REY WALKS OFF. AS CENA IS WALKING IN THE CAR PARK, SUDDENLY JBL AND ORLANDO ATTACK HIM]
JBL: You think you're better than us!
[THEY BRUTALLY ASSAULT HIM. SMASH HIM INTO CARS AND WALLS, CENA IS LEFT ON THE FLOOR COVERED IN BLOOD]
JBL:[TO ORLANDO] Come on, let's go.
[THEY RUN OFF, CENA IS UNCONCIOUS]
INT. RING.
TAZZ: I hope someone comes to his aide quick!
[BIG SHOW ENTERS THE RING]
ANNOUNCER: Entering the ring, the challenger, The Big Show.
[SUDDENLY DARKNESS, THE UNDERTAKER SLOWLY ENTERS THE RING. BIG SHOW SEEMS A BIG FRIGHTENED]
ANNOUNCER: The Undertaker!
[TAKER STARES AT BIG SHOW]
MATCH: SINGLE.
BELT: Undisputed Championship.
The Undertaker V.S. The Big Show.
Synopsis: TAKER AND BIG SHOW START A BRUTAL FIGHT, THE BIG SHOW BIG BOOTS TAKER, THEN CHOKESLAMS IN, TAKER REVERSES ONE OF BIG SHOW'S MOVES AND SLAMS HIM DOWN. TAKER KICKS IN BIG SHOW, THEY FIGHT HARD, THEN EVENTUALLY TAKER GRABS HIM AND DOES A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER. THE RING SHAKES. TAKER PINS THE BIG SHOW.
WINNER: THE UNDERTAKER.
[UNDERTAKER CELEBRATES WHEN TEDDY WALKS IN WITH HIS MICROPHONE]
TEDDY: Very good Taker, very good. If you ask me, your one of the reasons Smackdown is so popular. So I've decided to give you a reward. Many of you may know I've traded Billy Kidman and Paul London to Raw. And what I've recieved from Raw, with the help of Lita. Is Kane!
[CROWDS CHEER, TAKER GRINS]
TEDDY: Next week, Kane will be here, and I just know you'll be waiting to greet him.
[TAKER SMILES]
TEDDY: Goodnight y'all. See you next week.
COLE: I can't wait to see Kane and The Undertaker together.
TAZZ: Me too Cole.
THE END.
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