Official Raw Thread(05/30): Caged animal?

[Bischoff187]

Most....Boring...Segment...Ever...

[Kane Knight]

I think their kiss was the least boring thing of the entire segment. Mostly because I couldn't see so much of her face.

[The Answer]

Matt Hardy's dreams flushed down the toliet literally.

[addy2hotty]

Is that it? Jeez.......

[PullMyFinger]

How many times will Kane go from animal to human to animal to human etc etc etc?! It's really getting annoying.

[Savio]

Jericho: I never been dumped....except by trish.

[SuperSlim]

Raw is dead tonight. There isn't anything left ot save it unless Captain Charisma does something

[Marcyo]

I want Lita to die in a car crash

[mike627]

the real Raw highlight:Batman Begins!

[Bischoff187]

Kane forever solidified himself as a joke when he performed the ... Kanearoonie.

[M. Banana]

HAHA! Does Lita screw 4th graders? She's worse than we thought!

That's how I lost my virginity. :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

Lita needs a face lift. Her face is sagging

[Gone Mad]

Somewhere right now, Matt is either throwing up, typing up a blog while punching an Edge figure, or doing both at the same time.

The only thing I want out of this angle is Kane to just kill Edge, because this is the most annoying fued since... that other Edge fued.

[Savio]

How doesshe know what a fourth grader's like in the bedroom? :?:She had a bad experience with Shanes son.

[addy2hotty]

Somewhere right now, Matt is either throwing up, typing up a blog while punching an Edge figure, or doing both at the same time.

The only thing I want out of this angle is Kane to just kill Edge, because this is the most annoying fued since... that other Edge fued.

Sadly, thats your next WHC.....

[M. Banana]

I was the fourth grader..

That is. :shifty:

[PullMyFinger]

I agree that tonight's Raw is an utter piece of shit.

[SuperSlim]

even he could save the show. anything at this moment can do it

[The Answer]

Man this makes me wish Hogan was still wrestling. Besides the posing his segments were always decent. ECW!!!!! ECW!!!!!

[Face Heely]

Haha, two completely out-of-sync ECW chants.

[mike627]

Bischoff compared to Lita and Edge is entertaining.

[Loose Cannon]

Lita and Edge were fine tonight. Edge got heat from what I saw. Even if they got booed out of the building by 20,000, some of you guys would still be like, "Nice crowd reaction guys" :roll:

Whatever.

Anyway, Jericho = The new Piper.

That's all I wanted to say. That was great.

[Marcyo]

I want Angle vs Tazz so badly

[SuperSlim]

the porno couple

[Face Heely]

Benoit? Edge? Tables? Sounds good.

Sooo...why would Edge, character-wise, be against ECW, when he's a major part of the TLC match tradition?

[Kane Knight]

And I snooze
While you enter
with lita by your side...

[Gone Mad]

WOOOO!!! Edge is gonna die at ECW 1 Nite only! I'm ordering it now.

Speaking of Raw and shit, here's the Dull family, Edge and Lita!

[6to1]

lets see if bischoff can save the show he is such a good heel.

[M. Banana]

crowd went silent *mark out*

[The Answer]

Toronto, Ontario? What happened to Toronto, Canada.

[addy2hotty]

Benoit? Edge? Tables? Sounds good.

Sooo...why would Edge, character-wise, be against ECW, when he's a major part of the TLC match tradition?

Because he's a reformed man.

[Kane Knight]

"From Stu Hart's Dungeon to an even lower pit..."

Lita's apartment?

[The Answer]

I want Angle vs Tazz so badly

It happened already and Angle was choked out, Tazzmission style.

[SuperSlim]

DUDLEYS!

[Kane Knight]

In ECW, there were tables in every match?

[AareDub]

lol @ Edge standing still for a full minute while Benoit got up and did the move

[SuperSlim]

that move didn't call for that chant. man these fans are real bored

[Batsu]

LMAO, Canadian crowds RULE.

[Fenix122]

that move didn't call for that chant. man these fans are real bored

i was thinking the same thing

[Savio]

Edge tought Kane was matt.

[PullMyFinger]

Speaking of Bischoff's hatred of ECW...anyone have the idea that he'll give away TNA's taped results when they air on Mondays?

[Kane Knight]

Nice gropo.

[Bischoff187]

Speaking of Bischoff's hatred of ECW...anyone have the idea that he'll give away TNA's taped results when they air on Mondays?

Never even came to my mind, but it would be funny.

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ Bischoff: "toilet paper".

[Kane Knight]

Speaking of Bischoff's hatred of ECW...anyone have the idea that he'll give away TNA's taped results when they air on Mondays?
It would be more interesting to hear a recap of TNA than to watch this shit.

[6to1]

Speaking of Bischoff's hatred of ECW...anyone have the idea that he'll give away TNA's taped results when they air on Mondays?
yea vince will force him to do it.

[AareDub]

Speaking of Bischoff's hatred of ECW...anyone have the idea that he'll give away TNA's taped results when they air on Mondays?

No, that would make thousands more people aware that TNA even exists. The best plan of attack would be to not acknowledge their existence at all.

[SuperSlim]

Nice gropo.
grope? :?:

[Kane Knight]

What percentage of the crowd fell asleep?

[The Answer]

Speaking of Bischoff's hatred of ECW...anyone have the idea that he'll give away TNA's taped results when they air on Mondays?

No, because besides the hardcore wrestling fans no one has heard of TNA.

[Batsu]

Seriously, what was King's beef with ECW? This schtick is one of the most consistent things in WWE history... back when they used to chant "ECW", King was like "BIN-GO-HALL! BIN-GO-HALL!"

[Kane Knight]

grope? :?:
Ground and Pound. Gropo.

[Gone Mad]

In ECW, there were tables in every match?

Yup, and every match also involved Candyland and barbeque ribs. At least, that is what JR told me. :shifty:

[mike627]

Looks like Lita won't have anything to do tonight after that show.

[Kane Knight]

No, that would make thousands more people aware that TNA even exists. The best plan of attack would be to not acknowledge their existence at all.
Yup. Bischoff's no longer in the LESS successful company.

[SuperSlim]

man come on Benoit. I know you good. make this match watchable

[The Answer]

We need a ECW member run in some where tonight or next week.

[Bischoff187]

No, because besides the hardcore wrestling fans no one has heard of TNA.

Well when it's airing Monday nights on network tv im sure people will hear about it.

[SuperSlim]

Ground and Pound. Gropo.
grope sounded more interesting

[Kane Knight]

Oh look. More tables.

[6to1]

hearing bischoff bust on ecw is better then the show. sandman is not sober enough to find the ring.

[mike627]

It takes two to make a good match .

[Kane Knight]

grope sounded more interesting
Later. :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

surprised she didn't botch that one

[Kane Knight]

The table is really carrying this match.

[Bischoff187]

surprised she didn't botch that one

Maybe she botched botching. :wtf:

[SuperSlim]

Later. :shifty:

:naughty:

[The Answer]

Well when it's airing Monday nights on network tv im sure people will hear about it.

That's when the Cubs don't have night games on monday.

[Loose Cannon]

Seriously, what was King's beef with ECW? This schtick is one of the most consistent things in WWE history... back when they used to chant "ECW", King was like "BIN-GO-HALL! BIN-GO-HALL!"

LOL, it's not a "schtick" It's legit that he has always hated them.

[SuperSlim]

come on Sandman!

[Marcyo]

SNITSKY!!!!!!!!!!

[Face Heely]

SNITSKY!

[KingofOldSchool]

SNITSKY!!!!

[Fenix122]

SNITSKY!!!!

[Bischoff187]

SNNITSKY!

[SuperSlim]

SNITSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gone Mad]

SNITSKY !!!!!!!!!!! :heart:

[AareDub]

Well when it's airing Monday nights on network tv im sure people will hear about it.

Yea because WGN has such a huge following as it is.

[Batsu]

SNITSKY!!!!

[Bischoff187]

heres the ecw run in right now..

[Fenix122]

ahahahahahahaha there's like 10 SNITSKY!!!!!'s

[AareDub]

.... and lol at Maven being part of the anti-ECW team while his current tag partner is on the ECW show.

[Marcyo]

I was the first to scream SNITSKY!!!! :D

[KingofOldSchool]

Why isn't Christian out there? :(

[SuperSlim]

because I added so many exclamation points

[Loose Cannon]

I always new this board was full of sheep.

[Face Heely]

ROLF @ all the "SNITSKY!!!" posts. But here's what confuses me - I see Tomko, but no Christian. That makes little sense...but, then again, so few of the things happening tonight have made any sense.

[M. Banana]

More silence.

[The Answer]

come on Sandman!

One can only hope. Man that triple H beard get's worse and worse every week.

[Savio]

Why do you all hate edge? cuz he had sex with lita? If Christian did he her in the ass you'd cheer him more.

[Loose Cannon]

Bischoff should of hired former WCW guys, not young WWE guys. :nono:

[Loose Cannon]

Why do you all hate edge? cuz he had sex with lita? If Christian did he her in the ass you'd cheer him more.

cause hating him won't get you flamed :nono:

[The Answer]

Man this gang war is going to be sweet. I wish RVD was fit to wrestle though.

[crash99]

oh goody...Triple H time

[Bischoff187]

Why do you all hate edge? cuz he had sex with lita? If Christian did he her in the ass you'd cheer him more.

Christian's funny and doesn't suck ass.

[Batsu]

Bischoff should of hired former WCW guys, not young WWE guys. :nono:

That would have been cool. But we saw what happened when all the WCW guys we wanted to see came to WWE...

[Loose Cannon]

The gang war is gay if it's just a bunch of WWE jobbers vs ECW's best.

[PullMyFinger]

You know what would've saved this shitty Raw? A run in by ECW stars to attack Bischoff and his clan....RVD, Sabu, Dreamer, or Sandman....

Eric was really funny though with this anti-ECW remarks.

[Marcyo]

Christian's funny and doesn't suck ass.

OH, SNAP

[The Answer]

BTW Miss Canada and Miss USA are in the final 10 in the Miss Universe pageant.

[Innovator]

Next week will be a nice ECW run in

[Batsu]

PISS BREAK TIME.

[Marcyo]

The ratings just dropped.

[Loose Cannon]

yea, so this is where we all would switch to TNA in June. Got it?

[Gone Mad]

Why do you all hate edge? cuz he had sex with lita? If Christian did he her in the ass you'd cheer him more.
I've hated Edge for a while now, since he was Hogan's tag partner. He is very over-rated and needs alot of work. Enough said.

[M. Banana]

This match would've been better if:

They brought the Dudleyz back. TABLE match. A fellow former ECWer getting beaten down..

I actually thought the Dudleyz would come out.. :shifty:

[addy2hotty]

'I am The Game, I'm a 10 time, count them, 10 time World Champion'

It's too easy

[KingofOldSchool]

The gang war is gay if it's just a bunch of WWE jobbers vs ECW's best.

Well in the WWE's eyes, they are on equal ground.

[Face Heely]

Also, "lol" @ my dad during the last match. He just kinda wandered in, and after catching a bit of the early part of the match - "Okay, so that's Chris Benoit, and...is that Triple H?" I bet if he saw what HHH actually looks like now, he wouldn't recognize him. (Mind you, he hasn't seen a WWE show since last time I was home on break - that being this past December)

[M. Banana]

I miss the Dudleyz :-\

[6to1]

trips looks more like the moterhead singer every week

[M. Banana]

When I first started watching wrestling..

I always got Edge, Jericho and Trips mixed up

[mike627]

Oh,it's the son-in-law he lost the chance to play Conan and now in order to make him feel better about himself we will be subjected to yet another title run. :mad: :rant:

[Marcyo]

BLAH... I can make you or break you... the usual

[PullMyFinger]

uh oh, Nash reference? I guess he just exploited TNA!!!! hahah jk

nice shit break for me, though

[Loose Cannon]

lol, what the fuck happened to the chants?

[SuperSlim]

yawn, coem on Triple H. I know you can deliver better than this

[Marcyo]

When I first started watching wrestling..

I always got Edge, Jericho and Trips mixed up

LOL, me too. 'specially Edge and Jericho.

[Zen v.W.o.]

The last half hour will suck more then anything if it deals solely with Batista and HHH, this fucking bore.

I want some earl, HBK or vince..hell even christian right now!

[Loose Cannon]

they like edited the crowd out. haha

[Kane Knight]

I just relaised Triple H is on TV. That's how spaced out he made me.

[mike627]

lol, what the fuck happened to the chants? They muted them.

[Kane Knight]

Dead crowd. Proving once again, Triple H>Valium.

[Gone Mad]

Is HHH talking to some midgets? I see him looking below to both sides as if someone was there.

HHH, trying his damnest to sell us HHH/Bats III... sorry, Levasque, ain't buying THAT PPV.

[Batsu]

Now that the piss break is over...

[The Answer]

Miss Canada in the final 5.....

[KingofOldSchool]

lol, what the fuck happened to the chants?

What chants?

[McLegend]

Raw's like this in Canada is when they need to bring up the Screwjob to make things more interesting.

I miss HBK :'(

[Kane Knight]

He's teaming up with Monty Brown. He's looking for the Little People.

[Batsu]

WTF?!! GOLDBERG!!

[SuperSlim]

Raw is dead. there is nothing that can save it now. It's too late :(

[KingofOldSchool]

OH NO.

It's Goldberg.

[Bischoff187]

I heard the chants too, but I have no idea what they were saying

[Batsu]

Did someone else see that commercial for Goldberg's show on the History Channel?

[Gone Mad]

LOL @ Goldberg on WWE time... selling his History Channel show. :lol:

[Fenix122]

ZZZZzzz

[Bischoff187]

nooooooooooo!

[Savio]

Christian's funny and doesn't suck ass....and neither does edge. Granted they should take lita away from him and have him focus on the title scene....oh wait I forgot HHH is back.

[SuperSlim]

we go from bad to worst

[KingofOldSchool]

OH GOD.

It's Masters.

[mike627]

Ugh, :|

[The Answer]

Quiet everyone it's the Masterpiece :roll:

[Marcyo]

ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T THEY WASTE THE SHOW EVEN MORE? HUH? COME ON. CHRIS MASTERS INSTEAD OF CHRISTIAN. FUCK ALL BOOKERS. FUCK!

[Savio]

worse*

[6to1]

this raw sucked so bad it made goldberg look good.

[Gone Mad]

Well, it was confirmed at 10:39 p.m that Raw has died. Cause of death was not cleared but it may have had something to do with someone known as ...The MasterPiece.

[Batsu]

Ugh... one PISS BREAK to another.

[Kane Knight]

New Rule: If you call yourself the masterpiece, you can't look or soundretarded.

[Savio]

this raw sucks....we need more HHH!

[Face Heely]

Can anyone break the LiberaceLock?!

[Marcyo]

Raw tonight was a pissbreak.

[Kane Knight]

Well, it was confirmed at 10:39 p.m that Raw has died. Cause of death was not cleared but it may have had something to do with someone known as ...The MasterPiece.
There has been rumours of a cancer.

[KingofOldSchool]

I was hoping Masters said "It's time once again for everybody to come aboard the HOOOOO TRAIN!"

[Batsu]

Chris Masters... god, it's like they should have Beavis and Butt-Head MSTing this every time he comes out. He doesn't even suck in the X-Pac way... he just...SUCKS.

[Face Heely]

Oh please don't bury Stevie again...

[SuperSlim]

soem jobber is gonna come out

[The Answer]

Bring on Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart.

[Bischoff187]

...and neither does edge. Granted they should take lita away from him and have him focus on the title scene....oh wait I forgot HHH is back.

When was the last time Edge genuinely entertained you? Edge is riding on an event that would have given most other wrestlers SERIOUS lasting heat, but no one still cares. I'll say he is good in the ring, but his mic skills are mediocre at best.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL VAL VENIS

[Marcyo]

WHA? VENIS? AAAAAAARGH

[SuperSlim]

maybe this will be good

[Batsu]

This match could have been on Heat.

[Face Heely]

VAL! VAL! Woo - it's the late 90's all over!

[Kane Knight]

Raw tonight was a pissbreak.
I wish I could argue. :(

[Savio]

uh oh, Nash reference?:love: i remember Nash too HHH.

[Marcyo]

Man, the bookers deserve to be shot in the head.

[The Answer]

soem jobber is gonna come out

Correct your were Master Superslim :lol:

[mike627]

Hey,maybe Masters will break Val's nose!

[6to1]

val on raw looks like he needs money.

[Gone Mad]

HELLO LADIES!

...GOODBYE, RATINGS!

:dead:

[SuperSlim]

haaaaa some dude caught it

[Savio]

and you guys say SD! is worse

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Master's room mate watches gay porn.

[Kane Knight]

HOLY SHIT!

VAL ON THE STICK!

[Bischoff187]

How to get yourself over ....

Oh look's like choking out Val Venis is not on the list. Wow this is a waste of time.

[Face Heely]

Building Masters by feeding him "established" jobbers...it makes me sick.

[The Answer]

LOL Master's room mate watches gay porn.

And there went the gay reference.

[Batsu]

Yeah. SD! may have Jibble, but Raw has...HHH. I'd rather watch Jibble run his mouth for 30 minutes than a Piss Masters match.

[KingofOldSchool]

Why doesn't someone just mule kick Masters?

[Kane Knight]

A shame this great showing is wasted on a crappy "talent" like Chris Masters.

[mike627]

Yawn...

[M. Banana]

fuck

[Face Heely]

This could be a great gimmick given somebody who actually has wrestling talent and/or charisma.

[Kane Knight]

and you guys say SD! is worse
Normally is it.

[SuperSlim]

for a minute I was interested in that segment

[The Answer]

Building Masters by feeding him "established" jobbers...it makes me sick.

After what this guy did to Richards the WWE won't risk anyone decent getting hurt because of this lunatic.

[Savio]

he has huge shoulders

[6to1]

well back to heat val.

[Batsu]

Masters SUCKS. When is someone gonna finally kick his ass?

[Marcyo]

fuck

couldn't agree more

[Marcyo]

Masters SUCKS. When is someone gonna finally kick his ass?

When the bookers stop stonning themselves while booking the angles

[Zen v.W.o.]

They coulda brought out like Harry Bulldog Smith. Neidhart..Teddy, the fucking man..you are in fucking Calgary, who's booking this piss poor show for such a deserving crowd??

[Kane Knight]

After what this guy did to Richards the WWE won't risk anyone decent getting hurt because of this lunatic.
Yeah, smart decision. Keep pushing him, just don't use anyone established. :roll:

[Gone Mad]

<Marquee>**** PEEPS UNITE! IT'S CAPTAIN CHARISMA AND OFFICER GOATBOY! ****</Marquee>

[Fenix122]

finally...

[PullMyFinger]

CC cheers are crazy!

[SuperSlim]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Kane Knight]

Don't you mean first mate Goatboy?

[KingofOldSchool]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[Savio]

ugh piss break.

[Marcyo]

Here comes the one who will rise the ratings... finally

[Kane Knight]

Wow. And the entire crowd is awake!

[The Answer]

*Peeps unite it's Captain Charisma*

Marks out for the Christian chants.

[mike627]

Xatian seems ready to leave Raw.

[Face Heely]

"Take note America..."

Great way to play on the unavoidable temporary face status tonight.

[Batsu]

CHRISTIAN with the save!

[M. Banana]

CHRISTIAN IS THE FUCKING MANG

[Batsu]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! This is classic....

[Gone Mad]

AHAHAHA!!! Capt. Charisma OWNS YOU AND YOUR RAPPING GRANNY!

RFLMAO @ ENORMOUS heat on Cena!

[KingofOldSchool]

"Take note America..."

Great way to play on the unavoidable temporary face status tonight.

Even though he gets those face pops in the States too.

[Zen v.W.o.]

CC just gave this show a much needed injection man.

[Face Heely]

Ahaha! I've always had a soft spot for Christian, but didn't think he'd make it to the top, even these past few weeks. This promo just solidified it. (Yes, I needed that much to be convinced. :p )

Three C's = Brilliant play on Angle's Three I's (I assume...)

[M. Banana]

That Cena line was great.

[The Answer]

Great segment!!!!

[Savio]

boy that was terrible

[SuperSlim]

fianlly something good happened on Raw tonight :D

[Marcyo]

Great segment!!!!

[Savio]

CC just gave this show a much needed injection man.an anal injection.

[Innovator]

Christian = 2005 RAW MVP

[M. Banana]

Nice way to kill your rep Savior.

[SuperSlim]

now all we need is a dancing champion

[The Answer]

Miss Canada is crowned Miss Universe.Canadians are rolling and there goes the front page of the newspaper tommorow.

[Face Heely]

now all we need is a dancing champion

Glen Gilberti?

[mike627]

Hussan vs.Bastia hopefully this will be good.

[SuperSlim]

I want Mordecai for some reason

[Batsu]

Hassan's music rules...

[M. Banana]

Funny thing is, I liked Christian even when I was a mark.

And I haven't been a smark for very long. Since about Judgment Day 04. I watched the WrestleMania XX DVD, and was watching the Christian segments. And I remember thinking "god, he's fucking awesome". This was when I was a mark mind you, hated the heels loved the faces.

The Moral: Christian is a draw, even with marks.

[Marcyo]

Nice way to kill your rep Savior.

lol, yeah

[SuperSlim]

they remixed it

[Schoenauer]

New Batista music?!

[V]

FUCK

his theme didn't need a change :(

[The Answer]

New theme rocks!!!!

[Kane Knight]

HUGE CONTRACT SIGNING.

Yes. Bigger than the main event. Even JR doesn't care about Raw.

[M. Banana]

lol.. what's his new music sound like?

Missed it because I was fixing some kool aid. :y:

[McLegend]

I can understand why Batista music was changed but I will miss his old music.

[Face Heely]

Older theme was more unique...but this one sounds more like a champ's music, rather than just a big enforcer type. :-\

[Marcyo]

New theme rocks!!!!

Yeah, but I dunno. The other one was ok too. :-\

[Kane Knight]

FUCK

his theme didn't need a change :(
Oh look! We added lyrics!

[Gone Mad]

I like the new remix. I thought it needed a change. This just makes more louder and tougher. Like tough actin' Tanactin.

And yea, a contract signing for a boring match should be more interesting than a match we have never seen before going on now.... stoopid JR.

[Bischoff187]

His new music is just the exact same as his old one except just dropped down one key and the lead notes were taken out.

[mike627]

Ah, They are gonna go with a concussion storyline for Vengance.

[SuperSlim]

what happened to his head?

[Bischoff187]

Worst....match ending... Ever...

[Face Heely]

If this was TNA, Hassan would be the champ now...no?

[The Answer]

Ugly ending literally :wtf:

[Fenix122]

Worst....match ending... Ever...

well they wouldn't end hassan's streak and batista sure as hell couldn't lose.

[Marcyo]

Worst....match ending... Ever...

[Gone Mad]

WHAAAAA ???

That's it? Either way, Bats is killing Mohammed.

WTF is with the guy protecting Hussan? RANDOM HEEL TURN!

[SuperSlim]

yawn

[Batsu]

LOL, I knew this would end the way it did...