FourFifty
05-31-2005, 05:28 AM
I’d like to start our by saying since it’s 12:02 AM when I’m typing the intro, technically it’s no longer Memorial Day, but since I didn’t start this ‘till after Raw, and with a little help from some whisky, it’ll be a day late and a buck short. If it’s funny, It’s all me. If it’s not, I blame the whisky. It’s a halfassed/half drunk shot at humor… The following events did not happen, but damn, it would be funny if they did!
*In honor of Memorial Day, Vincent Kennedy McMahon held a bbq for all his staff in his back yard!*
Booker 1: Oh shit man, how about this? We’ll have Hassan feud with Barry Horwitz?
Booker 2: Is that PC? I mean, come on dude, maybe it’s the beer talking, but after Seinfeld went off the air, I don’t want to see another Jew buried.
Booker 1: It’ll work! It’ll work! Have I ever been wrong?
Booker 2: Well, the whole “May Young giving birth to a hand” bit got hella ratings!
(Enter Vince)
Vince: So bookers, what’s the good word?
Booker 1: We have this awesome idea for Hassan!
Booker 2: This feud will rank right up there with Andre The Giant VS Hulk Hogan! It’s going to be amazing!
(Enter Hassan and Jericho)
Vince: Hassan! Other Guy! How are you two doing?
Hassan: Just fine.
Jericho: Doin’ great Vince. Nice party here.
Vince: So, what’ll you have?
Hassan: I’ll have a cheeseburger, but can you throw some bacon on it?
Vince: Wait, I thought your kind didn’t eat bacon?
Hassan: What are you talking about? I’m Italian.
Vince: From Iraq, eh? You get a push!
Hassan: Yes sir, I’m from Iraq.
Vince: (looks at Jericho) You’ll go far, and soon!
Jericho: Seriously!??!!
Vince: Yeah, the grill is over on the other side of my mansion, so go get his bacon cheeseburger.
Jericho: But I’m Chris Jericho… Former intercontinental champion, multiple time tag team champion, host of the highlight reel, former WCW cruiser weight champion, former ECW star, first undisputed champion…
Vince: ECW star, ‘eh? Weren’t you Chilly Willy? Man, I thought you were laugh riot! I mean, come on, Chilly Willy? Well Mr. Willy, go get my future superstar here an EXTREME BACON CHEESEBURRRRRRGEEEEERRRR!
(Exit Jericho, enter Paul Haymen)
Vince: And bring us some drinks, what ever your name is!
Paul: Mr. McMahon, once again I would like to thank you for allowing ECW’s one night stand… even if I’m just a figure for it and not a part of the actual booking, it means a lot to me and every ECW superstar.
Vince: If it’ll make me money, I’m all for it! Hey Paul, how about a bacon cheeseburger?
Paul: I’m sorry, but I don’t eat bacon. My people don’t do that.
Vince: So you’re from Iraq also?
*Meanwhile on the other side of his mansion, we catch up with Edge, Lita, Kane, and JBL*
Edge: Hey Kane, sorry to see that you’re getting the shaft with this storyline. It’s not doing much for me, and it’s making people hate Lita even more. Pretty soon she’ll be getting X-Pac heat.
Kane: It’s cool man. You didn’t write the storyline, and it’s cool that you can have your girlfriend come out to the ring with you and travel with you. I’m happy for you.
Edge: It’s good to hear that there are no hard feelings, but I feel bad for Matt Har—
Kane: Don’t finish!
JBL: Vince has snipers all around to eliminate anyone who mentions people he recently let go of who could still bring him money. So Lita, how have you been?
Lita: Oh, I’ve been fine, ya know. Hey, I’m going to the bar, anyone want anything?
Edge: Whisky on the rocks.
Kane: I’m driving, but I’ll have a Shirley Temple.
JBL: Beer!
Lita: Okey Dokey!
(Exit Lita)
Kane: So, Edgeward, any word on if you’re getting drafted to SmackDown?
Edge: Hell no. You think Vince would allow one of his creations to go over to SmackDown? As long as I carry around a brief case and I’m with Lita, Vince won’t put me to the B-Team show.
JBL: Hey, that’s my show you’re talking about, and it’s not a B-Team show. Didn’t ya’ll see that John Cena music video with the A-Team? I didn’t know Mr. T could rap like that!
Kane: Well did you hear anything about coming to Raw?
JBL: Oh God I hope I do! The flagship show! If I can get on Raw I could get my next book, <u>How To Be Greedy And Offend An Entire Nation</u>, would get better sales than <u>Have More Money Now</u>! I also wouldn’t be stuck in a show where a guy who once stuck it in Cole’s poop hole turned face…
Edge: I thought that was just a storyline?
JBL: No, it was a shoot.
Kane: We need someone to enter the scene to break up this awkward moment…
(Enter Lita, with a plate of wet rocks, a VHS, and a deer)
Lita: Here’s your drinks!
JBL: What the hell is this?
Lita: I have Edge’s whisky on the rocks, Kane’s Shirley Temple, I hope you like “The Littlest Rebel” by the way, and your deer!
Kane: Am I the only one to notice that she used improper grammar?
(Enter Jericho)
Jericho: I can’t believe this shit… making me go all the way across the yard for some mid carder that’ll go as far as Steven Richards… for a bacon cheese burger. Doesn’t Vince pay people to do this shit for him? I see busboys left and right, fans are trying to tear down the gate just for a glimpse at us, and Vince makes ME his goddamn errand boy…
(Exit Jericho)
JBL: Edge, what do you see in her?
Edge: Let’s just say that she can botch anal sex like no one else…
*And somewhere by the bar we find Big Vis, Simon Dean, Maven, and Lillian Garcia*
Simon: I’m not saying you’re small or anything Vis, but if you could shed a few hundred pounds, it’ll make your penis look HUGE!!!
Vis: And the more I gain, the sexier I look! That just means there’s more of me to love! Isn’t that right Lillian?
Lillian: I need a drink…
Maven: I think both of you need to go in the Simon System! Just look what it did for Mark Henry!
(Enter Booker T)
Booker T: I think no one gets this old reference to the CoTM from last October, SUKAAAAAAA!!!!!
(Exit Booker T)
Lillian: Where’s the bartender when you NEED him?
(Enter Shannon Moore, behind the bar)
Simon: I’ll have a low carb, low fat, low protein, low taste, low calorie, low ice drink packed full of vitamins!
Maven: I’ll have what he’s having!
Lillian: I need something long, dark, rich, that’ll fill me up quick, and leave me begging for more!
Vis: :naughty:
Lillian: :wtf: :-\ :$ *Lillian hurls behind the bar*
(Enter Jericho)
Jericho: Jericho: making me get his goddamn bacon cheese burger from the other side of the yard when he knows that I make him more money that that lame ass Chris Masters masterlock challenge bullshit…. Shannon, what are you doing here?
Shannon: The things I’ll do to keep my job… So Chris, what’ll it be?
Jericho: A bottle of moosehead for me, a bud light for Hassan, and a glass with ice for Vince…
Shannon: Das Furer wants a glass of ice?
Jericho: You’re even lower on the food chain than me, so give me a glass of ice… and do NOT ask questions!
*And as another convenient plot device, we head over to the grill, where we see The Big Show, Eddie Guerrero, Triple H, Chris Beniot, and The Rock*
The Rock: If ya smellllllllllalalalalalallalalalalaladoremefasolasita, What The ROCK, is cookin’!!!!!
*The Big Show eats The Rock, and leaves*
Triple H: You get a push!
Eddie: Who made you a booker?
Triple H: No one, but after seeing Episode III, I’m pretty sure I’m a jedi.
Eddie: No way, holmes! How can you be a Jedi with how evil you are?
Triple H: Well, I told Batista I’d have a hell in the cell match, and then presto, the bookers make it happen.
Chris: So Eddie, I heard we’re going to have a match at One Night Stand. Pretty cool that we’re going to our roots, ‘eh?
Triple H: Your roots?
Eddie: Si, we were both in ECW.
Triple H: On man, I just booked that match as a joke! I had no idea either of you were in ECW! Wait’ll pops hears this! Next thing you’ll tell me is that Tazz was a part of ECW, right? I mean, I just wanted him to do the play by play when he jumped on in.
Chris: …
(Enter Jericho)
Jericho: Finally! The grill! Who do I talk to about getting a bacon cheeseburger?
Triple H: The Big Show ate the chef, so it looks like you have to do it yourself.
Jericho: But doesn’t Vince have a staff that’ll do it?
Triple H: And don’t you have an, “I’m Triple H’s Bitch” clause in your contract? Now start grilling!
Eddie: …
(Enter Paul Haymen)
Paul: I can’t believe that sonofa bitch!
Triple H: What’s up Paul?
Paul: Vince had the gall to tell me that he was letting his favorite son book ECW’s One Night Stand! What does Shane know about Extreme Championship Wrestling?
Triple H: No, no, no…. I’m his favorite son. Shane has been locked in the snake pit ever since I named my blow up doll after Vince’s daughter. Oh, by the way, Paul, you’re getting in the ring that night. You’ll be doing the job to my blowup doll. You also need to get as many ECW stars there as possible. I want to fill up the ring!
Paul: I’m doing the job to wha--- never mind that. Why do you need the ring as full as possible?
Triple H: Well after I single handedly take out every single ECW superstar with my new move, the super bitch slap, I’m going to pin every single one!
Eddie: …
Chris: …
Eddie: Chris, you wanna go play some Donkey Konga?
*Near the stage that Vince has set up for entertainment, we see free style rapping sensation John Cena, The Hurricane, Jim Ross and Ric Flair socializing*
JR: BAHGAWDTHISBBQLITERALLYHASNOHEARTBBQBAHGAWDSTUNNER!!! STOPTHEDAMNMATCHBBQBAHGAWD!!!!
Ric: Does anyone notice that the writer is talking about more Raw Superstars than SmackDown?
Hurricane: Well of course the writers are going to focus on Raw. Raw has better ratings than SmackDown.
Ric: No, I mean the person who wrote started this thread. Always450 seems to be a Raw fan, and doesn’t watch SmackDown as often as he could. I haven’t seen one poem by Heidenreich, no jokes about Matt Morgan ordering a “cock-cock-cock-cock-cocktail” or any jokes about RVD getting high.
Cena: No wonder WCW writers said you were crazy… Anyways, I’m gonna tear it up on the mic! Time for a little rap, by John Cena!
(Enter Jericho)
Jericho: I swear to God, Vince thinks I’m his running joke. The fans want to see me hold a title, but instead we’re seeing Triple H feud for the title for the 7432985th time, and no one wants to see it. Maybe if I get drafted to SmackDown I could get a title, or I’ll just job to Orlando Jordan… I hope Hassan dies from food poising from this burger… And I hope Vince chokes on his punch.
(Exit Jericho)
Cena: A’ight, it’s time for my rap!
Lets get this party started,
I've got the gas grilled started.
I wanna see your weenie shrivel
I wanna see your burgers burnt .
I wanna see you toast your buns,
toast your buns on my deck tonight.
I've got the gas grilled started
so lets get this party started.
Pump up the gas grill
pump it up,
while the flame is jumping.
Pump up the gas grill
pump it up,
BLUE FLAME.
Hurricane: Holy Copyright Infringement!!! That rap isn’t yours! That was sung by 2 Skinnee Js!
Ric: This sounds like just some stupid plug for one of Always450’s favorite bands, WOOOO!
(Enter *your fav wrestler here*)
Your Fav Wrestler: Hello, I’m Your Fav Wrestler, telling you to drink Crown Royal! It’s a lovely, sophisticated, blend of Canadian whiskies, which is just as good neat, on the rocks, or mixed.
Cena: Get some Stacker 2 YJStinger, mix it with your favorite drink!
Hurricane: Dr. Pepper Rules!
Ric: *flops*
*And now, back where we started! We see Chris Jericho giving a beer to Hassan with his burger and a translucent yellow iced liquid to Vince*
Vince: *raises his glass* I’d like to dedicate this BBQ to how easy it is to capitalize on all of these stupid Americans who have no idea what Memorial Day is all about until something slaps them in the face about it, and how much money I can make by starting off Monday Night Raw by “dedicating” the show to exploited dead soldiers even if most of them didn’t like pro wrestling! *Vince takes a swig of his drink* Say Jericho, this cocktail is pretty tasty! How would you like a push?
Jericho: I almost feel bad for what I put in it… Sure, a push would be awesome!
Vince: I wasn’t talking to you when I said “how would you like a push”! I was talking to Spike Dudley! Just for that, we’re going to end this with one of John Cena’s raps!
Cena: You tried to manipulate, well now this is your fate.
Cause piece by piece, I'm gonna tear you down.
Can't hold the secret now. Find out what I'm about
Did you think I'd let you have your way, well you don't know me.
Lillian: :mad:
(A few disclaimers- When it comes to the Jewish jokes, I can get away with it, I was raised Jewish. Mi Raza, alright? Mi Raza *that’s NOT Spanish for “jew” as one of my friends thought* When it comes to Vince’s ending speech, that’s in memory of my friend Terry, who laughed about everything, until he died in Iraq)
*In honor of Memorial Day, Vincent Kennedy McMahon held a bbq for all his staff in his back yard!*
Booker 1: Oh shit man, how about this? We’ll have Hassan feud with Barry Horwitz?
Booker 2: Is that PC? I mean, come on dude, maybe it’s the beer talking, but after Seinfeld went off the air, I don’t want to see another Jew buried.
Booker 1: It’ll work! It’ll work! Have I ever been wrong?
Booker 2: Well, the whole “May Young giving birth to a hand” bit got hella ratings!
(Enter Vince)
Vince: So bookers, what’s the good word?
Booker 1: We have this awesome idea for Hassan!
Booker 2: This feud will rank right up there with Andre The Giant VS Hulk Hogan! It’s going to be amazing!
(Enter Hassan and Jericho)
Vince: Hassan! Other Guy! How are you two doing?
Hassan: Just fine.
Jericho: Doin’ great Vince. Nice party here.
Vince: So, what’ll you have?
Hassan: I’ll have a cheeseburger, but can you throw some bacon on it?
Vince: Wait, I thought your kind didn’t eat bacon?
Hassan: What are you talking about? I’m Italian.
Vince: From Iraq, eh? You get a push!
Hassan: Yes sir, I’m from Iraq.
Vince: (looks at Jericho) You’ll go far, and soon!
Jericho: Seriously!??!!
Vince: Yeah, the grill is over on the other side of my mansion, so go get his bacon cheeseburger.
Jericho: But I’m Chris Jericho… Former intercontinental champion, multiple time tag team champion, host of the highlight reel, former WCW cruiser weight champion, former ECW star, first undisputed champion…
Vince: ECW star, ‘eh? Weren’t you Chilly Willy? Man, I thought you were laugh riot! I mean, come on, Chilly Willy? Well Mr. Willy, go get my future superstar here an EXTREME BACON CHEESEBURRRRRRGEEEEERRRR!
(Exit Jericho, enter Paul Haymen)
Vince: And bring us some drinks, what ever your name is!
Paul: Mr. McMahon, once again I would like to thank you for allowing ECW’s one night stand… even if I’m just a figure for it and not a part of the actual booking, it means a lot to me and every ECW superstar.
Vince: If it’ll make me money, I’m all for it! Hey Paul, how about a bacon cheeseburger?
Paul: I’m sorry, but I don’t eat bacon. My people don’t do that.
Vince: So you’re from Iraq also?
*Meanwhile on the other side of his mansion, we catch up with Edge, Lita, Kane, and JBL*
Edge: Hey Kane, sorry to see that you’re getting the shaft with this storyline. It’s not doing much for me, and it’s making people hate Lita even more. Pretty soon she’ll be getting X-Pac heat.
Kane: It’s cool man. You didn’t write the storyline, and it’s cool that you can have your girlfriend come out to the ring with you and travel with you. I’m happy for you.
Edge: It’s good to hear that there are no hard feelings, but I feel bad for Matt Har—
Kane: Don’t finish!
JBL: Vince has snipers all around to eliminate anyone who mentions people he recently let go of who could still bring him money. So Lita, how have you been?
Lita: Oh, I’ve been fine, ya know. Hey, I’m going to the bar, anyone want anything?
Edge: Whisky on the rocks.
Kane: I’m driving, but I’ll have a Shirley Temple.
JBL: Beer!
Lita: Okey Dokey!
(Exit Lita)
Kane: So, Edgeward, any word on if you’re getting drafted to SmackDown?
Edge: Hell no. You think Vince would allow one of his creations to go over to SmackDown? As long as I carry around a brief case and I’m with Lita, Vince won’t put me to the B-Team show.
JBL: Hey, that’s my show you’re talking about, and it’s not a B-Team show. Didn’t ya’ll see that John Cena music video with the A-Team? I didn’t know Mr. T could rap like that!
Kane: Well did you hear anything about coming to Raw?
JBL: Oh God I hope I do! The flagship show! If I can get on Raw I could get my next book, <u>How To Be Greedy And Offend An Entire Nation</u>, would get better sales than <u>Have More Money Now</u>! I also wouldn’t be stuck in a show where a guy who once stuck it in Cole’s poop hole turned face…
Edge: I thought that was just a storyline?
JBL: No, it was a shoot.
Kane: We need someone to enter the scene to break up this awkward moment…
(Enter Lita, with a plate of wet rocks, a VHS, and a deer)
Lita: Here’s your drinks!
JBL: What the hell is this?
Lita: I have Edge’s whisky on the rocks, Kane’s Shirley Temple, I hope you like “The Littlest Rebel” by the way, and your deer!
Kane: Am I the only one to notice that she used improper grammar?
(Enter Jericho)
Jericho: I can’t believe this shit… making me go all the way across the yard for some mid carder that’ll go as far as Steven Richards… for a bacon cheese burger. Doesn’t Vince pay people to do this shit for him? I see busboys left and right, fans are trying to tear down the gate just for a glimpse at us, and Vince makes ME his goddamn errand boy…
(Exit Jericho)
JBL: Edge, what do you see in her?
Edge: Let’s just say that she can botch anal sex like no one else…
*And somewhere by the bar we find Big Vis, Simon Dean, Maven, and Lillian Garcia*
Simon: I’m not saying you’re small or anything Vis, but if you could shed a few hundred pounds, it’ll make your penis look HUGE!!!
Vis: And the more I gain, the sexier I look! That just means there’s more of me to love! Isn’t that right Lillian?
Lillian: I need a drink…
Maven: I think both of you need to go in the Simon System! Just look what it did for Mark Henry!
(Enter Booker T)
Booker T: I think no one gets this old reference to the CoTM from last October, SUKAAAAAAA!!!!!
(Exit Booker T)
Lillian: Where’s the bartender when you NEED him?
(Enter Shannon Moore, behind the bar)
Simon: I’ll have a low carb, low fat, low protein, low taste, low calorie, low ice drink packed full of vitamins!
Maven: I’ll have what he’s having!
Lillian: I need something long, dark, rich, that’ll fill me up quick, and leave me begging for more!
Vis: :naughty:
Lillian: :wtf: :-\ :$ *Lillian hurls behind the bar*
(Enter Jericho)
Jericho: Jericho: making me get his goddamn bacon cheese burger from the other side of the yard when he knows that I make him more money that that lame ass Chris Masters masterlock challenge bullshit…. Shannon, what are you doing here?
Shannon: The things I’ll do to keep my job… So Chris, what’ll it be?
Jericho: A bottle of moosehead for me, a bud light for Hassan, and a glass with ice for Vince…
Shannon: Das Furer wants a glass of ice?
Jericho: You’re even lower on the food chain than me, so give me a glass of ice… and do NOT ask questions!
*And as another convenient plot device, we head over to the grill, where we see The Big Show, Eddie Guerrero, Triple H, Chris Beniot, and The Rock*
The Rock: If ya smellllllllllalalalalalallalalalalaladoremefasolasita, What The ROCK, is cookin’!!!!!
*The Big Show eats The Rock, and leaves*
Triple H: You get a push!
Eddie: Who made you a booker?
Triple H: No one, but after seeing Episode III, I’m pretty sure I’m a jedi.
Eddie: No way, holmes! How can you be a Jedi with how evil you are?
Triple H: Well, I told Batista I’d have a hell in the cell match, and then presto, the bookers make it happen.
Chris: So Eddie, I heard we’re going to have a match at One Night Stand. Pretty cool that we’re going to our roots, ‘eh?
Triple H: Your roots?
Eddie: Si, we were both in ECW.
Triple H: On man, I just booked that match as a joke! I had no idea either of you were in ECW! Wait’ll pops hears this! Next thing you’ll tell me is that Tazz was a part of ECW, right? I mean, I just wanted him to do the play by play when he jumped on in.
Chris: …
(Enter Jericho)
Jericho: Finally! The grill! Who do I talk to about getting a bacon cheeseburger?
Triple H: The Big Show ate the chef, so it looks like you have to do it yourself.
Jericho: But doesn’t Vince have a staff that’ll do it?
Triple H: And don’t you have an, “I’m Triple H’s Bitch” clause in your contract? Now start grilling!
Eddie: …
(Enter Paul Haymen)
Paul: I can’t believe that sonofa bitch!
Triple H: What’s up Paul?
Paul: Vince had the gall to tell me that he was letting his favorite son book ECW’s One Night Stand! What does Shane know about Extreme Championship Wrestling?
Triple H: No, no, no…. I’m his favorite son. Shane has been locked in the snake pit ever since I named my blow up doll after Vince’s daughter. Oh, by the way, Paul, you’re getting in the ring that night. You’ll be doing the job to my blowup doll. You also need to get as many ECW stars there as possible. I want to fill up the ring!
Paul: I’m doing the job to wha--- never mind that. Why do you need the ring as full as possible?
Triple H: Well after I single handedly take out every single ECW superstar with my new move, the super bitch slap, I’m going to pin every single one!
Eddie: …
Chris: …
Eddie: Chris, you wanna go play some Donkey Konga?
*Near the stage that Vince has set up for entertainment, we see free style rapping sensation John Cena, The Hurricane, Jim Ross and Ric Flair socializing*
JR: BAHGAWDTHISBBQLITERALLYHASNOHEARTBBQBAHGAWDSTUNNER!!! STOPTHEDAMNMATCHBBQBAHGAWD!!!!
Ric: Does anyone notice that the writer is talking about more Raw Superstars than SmackDown?
Hurricane: Well of course the writers are going to focus on Raw. Raw has better ratings than SmackDown.
Ric: No, I mean the person who wrote started this thread. Always450 seems to be a Raw fan, and doesn’t watch SmackDown as often as he could. I haven’t seen one poem by Heidenreich, no jokes about Matt Morgan ordering a “cock-cock-cock-cock-cocktail” or any jokes about RVD getting high.
Cena: No wonder WCW writers said you were crazy… Anyways, I’m gonna tear it up on the mic! Time for a little rap, by John Cena!
(Enter Jericho)
Jericho: I swear to God, Vince thinks I’m his running joke. The fans want to see me hold a title, but instead we’re seeing Triple H feud for the title for the 7432985th time, and no one wants to see it. Maybe if I get drafted to SmackDown I could get a title, or I’ll just job to Orlando Jordan… I hope Hassan dies from food poising from this burger… And I hope Vince chokes on his punch.
(Exit Jericho)
Cena: A’ight, it’s time for my rap!
Lets get this party started,
I've got the gas grilled started.
I wanna see your weenie shrivel
I wanna see your burgers burnt .
I wanna see you toast your buns,
toast your buns on my deck tonight.
I've got the gas grilled started
so lets get this party started.
Pump up the gas grill
pump it up,
while the flame is jumping.
Pump up the gas grill
pump it up,
BLUE FLAME.
Hurricane: Holy Copyright Infringement!!! That rap isn’t yours! That was sung by 2 Skinnee Js!
Ric: This sounds like just some stupid plug for one of Always450’s favorite bands, WOOOO!
(Enter *your fav wrestler here*)
Your Fav Wrestler: Hello, I’m Your Fav Wrestler, telling you to drink Crown Royal! It’s a lovely, sophisticated, blend of Canadian whiskies, which is just as good neat, on the rocks, or mixed.
Cena: Get some Stacker 2 YJStinger, mix it with your favorite drink!
Hurricane: Dr. Pepper Rules!
Ric: *flops*
*And now, back where we started! We see Chris Jericho giving a beer to Hassan with his burger and a translucent yellow iced liquid to Vince*
Vince: *raises his glass* I’d like to dedicate this BBQ to how easy it is to capitalize on all of these stupid Americans who have no idea what Memorial Day is all about until something slaps them in the face about it, and how much money I can make by starting off Monday Night Raw by “dedicating” the show to exploited dead soldiers even if most of them didn’t like pro wrestling! *Vince takes a swig of his drink* Say Jericho, this cocktail is pretty tasty! How would you like a push?
Jericho: I almost feel bad for what I put in it… Sure, a push would be awesome!
Vince: I wasn’t talking to you when I said “how would you like a push”! I was talking to Spike Dudley! Just for that, we’re going to end this with one of John Cena’s raps!
Cena: You tried to manipulate, well now this is your fate.
Cause piece by piece, I'm gonna tear you down.
Can't hold the secret now. Find out what I'm about
Did you think I'd let you have your way, well you don't know me.
Lillian: :mad:
(A few disclaimers- When it comes to the Jewish jokes, I can get away with it, I was raised Jewish. Mi Raza, alright? Mi Raza *that’s NOT Spanish for “jew” as one of my friends thought* When it comes to Vince’s ending speech, that’s in memory of my friend Terry, who laughed about everything, until he died in Iraq)