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Danny Electric
01-15-2004, 09:51 PM
Do you?

wrestling_god
01-15-2004, 09:52 PM
Do you?
you mean vince?

Rob
01-15-2004, 09:53 PM
Of course. How else would he punish me?

Hey Danny! Hows it hangin?

Danny Electric
01-15-2004, 09:54 PM
Lol. Hi rob. I'm fine, just had too much to drink. I apologise for the topics.
How are you, hows life?

The Show Off
01-15-2004, 09:59 PM
I think if Satan ruled the world he'd make the matches Thunderdome rules...

TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES!!!

Kane Knight
01-15-2004, 11:38 PM
He already does.

Kane Knight
01-15-2004, 11:38 PM
-EDIT- she.

loopydate
01-15-2004, 11:41 PM
If Satan ruled the world and there was still wrestling:

- Talented wrestlers like Sean O'Haire and Rhyno would be Velocity mainstays while A-Train and Big Show would have long segments on SmackDown.
- The most entertaining gimmick on television would inexplicably become demonized by the face play-by-play man.
- A middle-aged, out-of-touch, redneck would be calling play-by-play on Monday nights.
- A middle-aged, out-of-touch, redneck would be the "Sheriff" on Monday nights.
- A cruiserweight division with more than a half-dozen top international talents would be a three-man show.
- Billy Gunn would be making a comeback.

Oh, shit...

natureboycv
01-15-2004, 11:41 PM
<font color=8307ff><b>God would beat him 2-0 in a five star best 2 out of 3 falls match, so nah.</font></b>

Splaya
01-16-2004, 12:11 AM
If Satan ruled the world and there was still wrestling:

- Talented wrestlers like Sean O'Haire and Rhyno would be Velocity mainstays while A-Train and Big Show would have long segments on SmackDown.
- The most entertaining gimmick on television would inexplicably become demonized by the face play-by-play man.
- A middle-aged, out-of-touch, redneck would be calling play-by-play on Monday nights.
- A middle-aged, out-of-touch, redneck would be the "Sheriff" on Monday nights.
- A cruiserweight division with more than a half-dozen top international talents would be a three-man show.
- Billy Gunn would be making a comeback.

Oh, shit...



Wait a minute that has already happened. Oh Lord no :'(

Kane Knight
01-16-2004, 12:12 AM
If Satan ruled the world and there was still wrestling:

- Talented wrestlers like Sean O'Haire and Rhyno would be Velocity mainstays while A-Train and Big Show would have long segments on SmackDown.
- The most entertaining gimmick on television would inexplicably become demonized by the face play-by-play man.
- A middle-aged, out-of-touch, redneck would be calling play-by-play on Monday nights.
- A middle-aged, out-of-touch, redneck would be the "Sheriff" on Monday nights.
- A cruiserweight division with more than a half-dozen top international talents would be a three-man show.
- Billy Gunn would be making a comeback.

Oh, shit...

*AHEM* I believe there are SEVEN signs of the Apocalypse...

Splaya
01-16-2004, 12:18 AM
*AHEM* I believe there are SEVEN signs of the Apocalypse...



-There would be a monthly announcers match to determine who would announce and who would be fired.

Kane Knight
01-16-2004, 01:02 AM
-There would be a monthly announcers match to determine who would announce and who would be fired.

Okay...NOW I'm scared...SOMEBODY HOLD ME!!!!

(Triple A, I'm looking in your direction...)

Corkscrewed
01-16-2004, 01:13 AM
-EDIT- she.
-EDIT- They.