Edge FIRED!!!

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

It has been widely reported that WWE superstar 'Edge' has been released as of right now. Edge, real name Adam Copeland, was recently involved in a well publicised incident with Lita and Matt Hardy, and many feel that this may have contributed to the WWE's decision.

WWE superstars have already commented on the situation.

Chris Benoit is quoted as saying 'Well that's what you get for stealing another man's woman'.

Although the incident immediately seemed to help Edge's career, it appears that his position in the company took a huge nosedive after Triple H voiced his concerns to management. He is said to have claimed that the incident would damage backstage moral, and ultimately create problems. Many believe that Edge's recent refusal to cut his hair was a major factor in Triple H speaking out against him.

We will bring you more on this story as we get it. For now though, check Matt Hardy's official website for all the latest information.

credit: observer
I guess you guys can celebrate now. :y:

[Marcyo]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Marcyo]

[/Naitch]

[Kane Knight]

:lol:

[James Steele]

:lol:

This was awesome until my common sense kicked in.

[James Steele]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

[James Steele]

[/Naitch]

[Fox]

Hmph. Too bad it isn't true.

[Kane Knight]

:lol:

This was awesome until my common sense kicked in.
This was awesome after my common sense kicked in. Jabba knows his shit. :y:

[Loose Cannon]

wow, not even a little funny. Reahsed jokes everwhere.

And to those who even believed this for a second, you're fucking dumb.

[YOUR Hero]

LOLz.

[James Steele]

:lol:

[Mayo]

6/10 maybe, coulda been funnier

[Marcyo]

Anybody remember Roll-up being banned?

[Gouda]

For now though, check Matt Hardy's official website for all the latest information.
:rofl:

[Loose Cannon]

while we're at it, how about some more Lita botch jokes from everyone here on TPWW.net. Cause we need a few more of those

[Kane Knight]

wow, not even a little funny. Reahsed jokes everwhere.
Dude. IT's retro.

[Kane Knight]

while we're at it, how about some more Lita botch jokes from everyone here on TPWW.net. Cause we need a few more of those
While we're at it, howabout some more or your razor sharp wit. Your insightful sarcasm is delightful.

[James Steele]

while we're at it, how about some more Lita botch jokes from everyone here on TPWW.net. Cause we need a few more of those
LC botched having a sense of humor like Lita botched keeping her legs closed.

[Gouda]

while we're at it, how about some more Lita botch jokes from everyone here on TPWW.net. Cause we need a few more of those
Well, you asked for it.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Nobody, Lita botched it.

LOL!


:shifty:

[Marcyo]

lol

[James Steele]

Well, you asked for it.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Nobody, Lita botched it.

LOL!


:shifty:
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[Gouda]

So a priest, rabbi, and a skeleton are stranded in the middle of nowhere in a lifeboat. Until Lita botched it.


How many Litas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. She'd botch it and screw Edge's friend instead.


What happens when an elephant who has been starved for eight days is released in an orphanage? Nothing, because the orphanage was botched by Lita.

LOL!

[James Steele]

http://img159.echo.cx/img159/3640/prevailad5uu.jpg

[Marcyo]

<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=4 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt1 width="35%">10:45 PM Loose Cannon (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=12) </TD><TD class=alt2 width="35%">Searching Forums
Query: BBQ sauce
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[Kane Knight]

He should search for testicles. He seems to be needing some.

[Loose Cannon]

yea, I was checking to see all the BBQ Sauce jokes you guys do to prove next rehashed joke. And I was right.

Nice to see you stalking me though

[Marcyo]

yea, I was checking to see all the BBQ Sauce jokes you guys do to prove next rehashed joke. And I was right.

Nice to see you stalking me though
Checking out who was online, rather

[Loose Cannon]

whatever makes you feel comfortable

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

BAHGAWD THE TURNBUCKLE AIN'T MADE OUTTA LOOSE CANNON'S FORUM QUERIES!

[Loose Cannon]

seriously though, I don't get how the same jokes over and over again are funny after at least 100 times.

[Corkscrewed]

That might have worked until the hair thing at the end... :lol:

[Loose Cannon]

let's turn this thread into trying out some new jokes. Let's see who can be original. Do it. WHEN I wake up tommorrow, I better see some funny shit.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Stop no-selling the humour.

[SammyG]

I was actually shocked ina bad way when i saw this title, I dont want edge to leave, a main reason i watch raw is cuz of the u screwed matt chants

[Loose Cannon]

Stop no-selling the humour.

you actually did the opposite of what I asked there. it's tough, but you'll get it.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Quit working so stiff with us. You're gonna make our offence look weak.

Don't make me drop you on your head Lesnar2Holly_style.

[Loose Cannon]

'offense'

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

http://img209.echo.cx/img209/658/offence0cp.jpg

[SammyG]

On this Day, we saw clearly
JabbaRoll has got no life
Better things, on Saturday Nights
then to see some dumb jokes, right?

Wow that was lame. and just kiddin jabba

[Corkscrewed]

What do you call it when a no talent hoss gets pushed over someone like Chris Jericho?

VINSANITY!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Corkscrewed]

:shifty:

[James Steele]

*cough*

Vince McMahon called Stephanie into his office one day and said, "Stephanie, We feel that you are hurting Triple H's workrate."

Stephanie pouts. Vince replies, "That's not professional Stephanie. We need that man to carry this company. He has done a superb job while Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit has been sitting around with a thumb up their ass."

Stephanie laughs and replies, "Daddy, you are so right. So is Paul winning Hell In A Cell?"

Vince McMahon replies, "Is Paul like a son to me?"

Stephanie: :love:

Vince: "Call Shane and tell him to hurry the hell up with my coffee."

Stephanie: :yes:

Vince calls Jim Ross.

Jim Ross: "BAH GAWD! Vince, I'm borken in half and my toilet isn't made of burritos."

Vince: :wtf:

[James Steele]

FUCKING OWNED!

[RP]

seriously though, I don't get how the same jokes over and over again are funny after at least 100 times.



Kind of like when you laugh your balls off at Jamesteels " shut up you ignorant ass" joke which really isnt funny because all it is , is larger fonts and lots of exclamation points. La~

And before you do it JamesSteele remember. Its still only fonts and ( ! ) and its still not funny.

[Kane Knight]

seriously though, I don't get how the same jokes over and over again are funny after at least 100 times.
More or less in the same way that your whining about it will not get old.

[PullMyFinger]

I love how it said Triple H and nosedive in the same sentence.

[Loose Cannon]

More or less in the same way that your whining about it will not get old.

but I only whined about it in this thread. If you guys keep it in one thread, that's fine with me :y:

[Marcyo]

More or less in the same way that your whining about it will not get old.
:y:

[Loose Cannon]

This is the first time I have "whined" aka "brought it up" though. And this will be the last until that Hassan joke gets played out soon.

[Kane Knight]

This is the first time I have "whined" aka "brought it up" though. And this will be the last until that Hassan joke gets played out soon.
And yet, you managed to "bring it up" like 60 times in one thread. Nooooo...That doesn't come off as whining, you pussy.

[Loose Cannon]

I count 6, but I can see how one can confuse 60 with 6. That's ok.

[Londoner]

I wouldn't put it past you making it to 60 times in this thread though LC, from the looks of it.

[Loose Cannon]

good analysis. You'll make a great scientist one day.

[Londoner]

Science is actually my worst subject, so you can't be that clever for coming up with that guess.

[Hired Hitman]

"Triple H voiced his concerns to management. He is said to have claimed that the incident would damage backstage moral"

http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Kane Knight]

:lol: Weak comeback, LC.

[Loose Cannon]

weak to you. To me, that's a comeback of the year candidate

BTW thuglife: You're bad at every single science subject out there?

[Londoner]

Yes, i'm rubbish at science.And your point is?

And if that to you is a comeback of the year candidate, then i'm ashamed to be wasting this time on 'arguing' with you.

[Loose Cannon]

don't get so jumpy. just a question. Not everyone can be good at every subject like myself.

[Londoner]

Hahaha. Being good at every subject is lame to be honest. People who are good at every subject are usually geeks without a life.

[Loose Cannon]

hey Marcyo, I think you're due to agree with Kane Knight or Jabba again. Where are you?

[Hired Hitman]

Welcome to TPWW, home of the loosest Cannons in town!

[Loose Cannon]

Hahaha. Being good at every subject is lame to be honest. They're usually geeks who don't have a life.

that's what the ones who fail at school/life usually say. In Pyschology, we say that those people are usually suffering on the inside.

[Loose Cannon]

Welcome to TPWW, home of the loosest Cannons in town!

hey another one. why don't you make yourself useful and go make some more GIF's for me.

[Loose Cannon]

Red Hot Scott, I see you viewing this thread. Got any more questions about old wrestlers or signs or tickets that we can answer for you.

[Kane Knight]

Comeback of the year? Wow, you must really be desparate for ego masturbation.

[Londoner]

that's what the ones who fail at school/life usually say. In Pyschology, we say that those people are usually suffering on the inside.


Hey now, i took psychology actually..was good at it, but psychologists annoy the fuck out of me. You know what psychologists do? Sit on their asses and do fuck all but give advice that the person they give advice to could think up themself if they thought about it.

[Loose Cannon]

you do know "psychology" is a science right? You said you were bad at all science, correct?

well, I guess my comeback just won the comeback of the year award then

[Kane Knight]

You're special, Loose Cannon. Don't ever forget it.

[Londoner]

Well i don't really count it as an important part of science.

Wow, i think i just stole your award there.

[MVP]

I wonder why I don't post in here anymore, and then I read a thread like this and I remember.

[Savio]

Jabbas news stories are always the same.

Fake news

Fake Comment

Fake News

Stay tuned.

[Corkscrewed]

Ooohh... LC's making a heel turn.

:eek:

Meanwhile, on the Redundant News Network, Paul still holds internet grudges way too seriously.

[Savio]

This was more of sticking up for LC......Why would I turn on him?
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BTW drop the grudge you have against me.

[James Steele]

Kind of like when you laugh your balls off at Jamesteels " shut up you ignorant ass" joke which really isnt funny because all it is , is larger fonts and lots of exclamation points. La~

And before you do it JamesSteele remember. Its still only fonts and ( ! ) and its still not funny.

SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
shut up you ignorant ass!

[James Steele]

LMAO JACKASS...LMAO

[Disturbed316]

LITA'S DEAD BABY BOTCHED LIFE!!!!

[Kane Knight]

Ooohh... LC's making a heel turn.
Don't know. Is it drawin heat if people laugh at you for whining?

[Shadow]

Can someone tell me what happened to LC? Cause this "LC" isn't the LC who made me laugh with his constant jerking offs to Randy Orton. I'm a sad sad panda now.

On the other hand, good to know that the alternite dimensional machine is still working.

[Loose Cannon]

that LC died. He died when he realized how many times a day he reads these horrible posts, terrible parody skits, and useless threds by so called "posters"

[Shadow]

that LC died. He died when he realized how many times a day he reads these horrible posts, terrible parody skits, and useless threds by so called "posters"

Oh....

Well dont' tell HHH. He might try to rape the corpse.

[Nark Order]

NoJabba, you ass. I was freakin out

[Marcyo]

hey Marcyo, I think you're due to agree with Kane Knight or Jabba again. Where are you?
I was elsewhere. :o

In other news, I agree. :y:

[Hired Hitman]

hey another one. why don't you make yourself useful and go make some more GIF's for me.
I was just playin' :p

... what would you like a GIF of?


;)

[Corkscrewed]

This was more of sticking up for LC......Why would I turn on him?
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BTW drop the grudge you have against me.
But it's so fun to make poke jabs at you!!!! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/frown.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/crynew.gif

[Kane Knight]

that LC died. He died when he realized how many times a day he reads these horrible posts, terrible parody skits, and useless threds by so called "posters"
Apparently, Triple A has found a way to reproduce.

It's probably better that he died. He'd be a hypocrite whining about how overdone these comments are, when he was such a rabid, mindless fanboy.

[Kane Knight]

But it's so fun to make poke jabs at you!!!! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/frown.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/crynew.gif
True.

*pokes Savior*

[Loose Cannon]

lol Kane Knight. Speaking of fan boys, you're the one who can't stop talking about how great MNM are. jesus :nono:

[Marcyo]

I agree.

*pokes Savior*

[Zen v.W.o.]

LC, these guys are just trying to get some rub off of you man. Take it all in proper stride. :y:

[The Mackem]

:lol: