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KingofOldSchool
06-20-2005, 11:52 PM
VH-1 has started airing commercials for the Hulk Hogan reality series
'Hogan Knows Best' to promote its 7/10 debut. The first episode features
Hogan's daughter Brooke going on her "first date" with some guy. He rigs
her car with a GPS tracking device and sends Jimmy Hart and Brian Knobbs
to spy on them.

I hope Jimmy nails the kid with the megaphone and then Knobbs puts the kid's face into his armpit for a good ole' Pit Stop.

and in next week's episode...Hulk gets "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan to remodel Hogan's kitchen. Hilarity enuses when Hogan finds out that Duggan doesn't really have a hacksaw!

:shifty:
Innovator
06-20-2005, 11:54 PM
....wow
M. Banana
06-20-2005, 11:54 PM
Are you replacing Jabba or something?
KingofOldSchool
06-21-2005, 12:00 AM
Are you replacing Jabba or something?

I swear, this is real. the first one that is
Corkscrewed
06-21-2005, 01:22 AM
:rofl:

Link?
Gouda
06-21-2005, 01:45 AM
Man, I wish I got that channel. Just for this show.
Kane Knight
06-21-2005, 01:54 AM
Wow. This is funnier than anything Jabba could come up with. Treuth is stranger than fiction.
KingofOldSchool
06-21-2005, 01:57 AM
I also found out the premise for the season finale.Much like the second episode plot I posted, this too is fake. I wish it wasn't. :-(

The Hogan's are preparing for an earthquake that is coming within the next few days. The very next day, Hogan's good friend John Tenta arrives at Hogan's doorstep. The Hulkster then realizes...EARTHQUAKES DON'T HAPPEN IN FLORIDA! However, typhoons do. And at that moment we see Tenta friend Fred Ottman trip over The Hogan's fence.
Dave Youell
06-21-2005, 01:59 AM
LOFL!
KingofOldSchool
06-21-2005, 02:09 AM
I'm hoping for an episode with Ed Leslie in it.

Nick needs a haircut so where does Hulk take his son to? THE BARBERSHOP! Hoping to get a cheap deal on a haircut, Hulk takes Nick to Hulk's best friend Ed Leslie's barbershop. Sadly, Hulk finds out that Ed turned the Barbershop into "Ed's Magic Powder House." Distraught over his best friend's new hobby, Hogan holds an intervention where we are taught a tearful lesson from the Hulkster. "What happened to the good ole' days of the juice, brother?" Juventud Guerrera was not available for comment.
Shadow
06-21-2005, 11:17 AM
Thing is...this is definitly something that VH1 will consider airing.
Gertner
06-21-2005, 11:52 AM
hahahaha!!!!
Chavo Classic
06-21-2005, 12:24 PM
VH-1 has started airing commercials for the Hulk Hogan reality series
'Hogan Knows Best' to promote its 7/10 debut. The first episode features
Hogan's daughter Brooke going on her "first date" with some guy. He rigs
her car with a GPS tracking device and sends Jimmy Hart and Brian Knobbs
to spy on them.

Just then, the "some guy" turns out to be Jake the Snake in a mask, who puts Brian Knobbs in a sleeper before securing him to the roof rack of the car and driving round the car park of the Kwik-e-mart.