RAW Captions 20th June 2005 / Why does no one post Captions anymore?

[Drakul]

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Does anyone bother about the caption threads anymore? I havent seen one in a while.Anyway these pics arent the greatest but fire away, children.

[Drakul]

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Look where the arrow on Cenas shirt is pointing and what the shirt reads.Conviniant? I think not. :shifty:

[Cool King]

Concerning the Captions.

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[V]

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Victoria: MY, chocolate milk! :mad:


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The man Rushes to put in Christiy's hair dye before she wakes up

yeah pretty awful :(

anyway captions are dead

[Xero]

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You're the best... AROUND!

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JBL: And this week's winner of the Paris Hilton Tramp of the Week award is...

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PUMPKIN!

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PUMPKIN!

[Impact!]

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where will you be when your explosive diariah(sp?) acts up

[Impact!]

sorry but someone had to do it




random laugh-a-roony :rofl:



:shifty:

[PorkSoda]

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Josh Grisham: AHHHH! DAMN YOU FRODO!

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Looks like Triple H has been taking over churches on Sunday now as well.

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Cena: BABABABABA

[SuperSlim]

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Hassan: I can't see you.

Cena: No! It's you can't see me.

-or-

Hassan: You can't see me.

Cena: That's my line you.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :'(

[Xero]

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Cena: What did the five fingers say to the face?

*Hassan piefaces Cena with his own hand.*

Both: You broke my fucking nose!

[Bo]

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HHH: Where is your wrestling god now?

[chicken]

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batista: gross, there's a fly on your face. i'll take care of it.

[Nark Order]

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HHH: Where is your wrestling god now?
LMAO!

[TerranRich]

The reason why captions haven't been done in awhile is because WWE.com hasn't posted any pictures in awhile. The caption-of-the-month thing never got off the ground, so anyone is free to do it.

[Savio]

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AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!
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Me: Come on titty!

[Savio]

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Christy: Cheese.

[Nark Order]

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AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!

[Mayo]

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Christian was not very pleased that he would have to fight two geezers at Vengeance.

OR

Jericho's 80's retro rock mullet look was not very big with the crowd.

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Christy: And Todd, one more misogynistic comment like that and I will dine on your liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti, SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

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Refs: Sorry Padre, Stone Cold is pretty sensitive when you try and correct him about the "Austin 3:16" gimmick. Next time bring a nun along to correct him, he'll act like the perfect gentleman :shifty:

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Kane: The Home Shopping Network promised that this self-tanning lotion wouldn't orange!!! *sob*

[Fryza]

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I think Victoria's new "More Ovaltine, Please" gimmick was getting a little out of hand...

[Gone Mad]

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Carlito: Holy crap, is that Snagglepuss over there ???

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**A video pops up on the Titantron.**
Lita (on the video): Oh, yes, touch me there, Smackdown roster!

Edge: WOW, you are a slut! Just like the Matt Fact said.

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HHH: You lie! You're belt doesn't spin, damn it!

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Kane: I'll get you for this, WONKA!!!!

end.

[Schoenauer]

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Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-do.At Vengeance I'm gonna kick your asses.

[TerranRich]

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And THAT'S for saying I spelled your name wrong!

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Christian: I got your hair!
Jericho: I got your shoulder!
Cameraman: I got...nothin'...

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Carlito: This surely is...heaven...
HHH [o.s.]: I don't think so!!!

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Edge: Hah! Look! A "Matt Fact" on the TitanTron!
Lita: Erm...

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Edge: That Matt Fact is SO NOT true!
Lita: You did what with who?

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Kane: Weee! I finally have a father!
Father: Erk!

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The Insane Water Carrier strikes again~!

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John Cena wonders where all the "champion penis" jokes came from...

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Just then...
ALLAALLLEEYYAAAAAALLEEAAALLEEYANALLLLEEANANALELELELLAA...
Hassan gets... HASSAN'D!!!
Hassan: Damn me!!!

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Just then, Edge prays for a gust of wind...

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Father: Lord, it was terrible! Hunter went ON and ON and ON and ON and ON...
Hebner: I know, Father...I know...

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ANGRY RADIOACTIVE EMO KANE STRIKES!!

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That's what you get for sticking your finger in her ear, Todd! Pssh...

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Hassan: No, I really CAN'T see you! The glass ceiling shattered and there are shards in my eyes!

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Batista: Ooh! No more burritos for me...

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Fan: Batistaaaa! Get your finger out of your nose!!!
Batista [thinking]: It's a thumb, jerkass...

[El Santo]

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Victoria: "Dammit! Does no one want milkshakes? And after I spent all day at the blender...."

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Now was not a good time for Todd Grisham to suddenly develop stigmata.

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Hassan was reduced to crawling into a fetal position as Cena exploited his irrational fear for the game of "Peek-a-boo".

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Despite possessing an incredibly dynamic name, Cardinal Law really should have considered becoming a pro wrestler.

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HHH: "Braaiiiinss... must have human braaaaiiinsss..."
Batista: "Oh my God.... Blade Trinity was just a movie! A MOVIE!!! AAAAgggHHHHH!!!!"

[The Highlander]

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Todd: This is why I didn't want to power slam you this time of month!

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Triple H: Wake up, ya damn drunk!

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The waitress worked as fast as she could, but Christy still bitched at the manager.

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Run backwards, bounce off ropes, hip o fiz+ obeo...dammit, the instructions smeared!

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Edge: Just imagine, every man in America's watching.
Lita: I taped them in.
Men: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

[Bischoff187]

No opnr posts ca[tioning necaise you are gpoing to die and get unpushed befcasue vince thinks your fucking gay! abd i hate your sister, not your hot one tho , i fcked her in the ass.

[Mayo]

No opnr posts ca[tioning necaise you are gpoing to die and get unpushed befcasue vince thinks your fucking gay! abd i hate your sister, not your hot one tho , i fcked her in the ass.lol

[Bischoff187]

dont lol EME! rthis is life abd yoru need to learn to deal with ut, oyur politics suck, your fglass ceiling is gay your gay mecewSDCUKS blow me, die.

[Corkscrewed]

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To prove she was a slut, Matt used a voodoo doll to make Lita masturbate in the middle of the segment.
RAW suffers its lowest ratings ever.


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Things REALLY started getting freaky when the pastor's head started spinning around and green vomit started flushing out of his mouth.


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"TAZZ???? NOT AGAIN!!!!"


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Todd picked the wrong time of the month to finger an unconscious diva.

[Scarface]

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"Triple H wants its, the titles is mine"

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Lita and Edge were horrified when Kane threatened to make them watch HHH Vs Nash in a hell in a cell as revenge.

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Kane: I will break the glass ceiling.
*as he breaks it a priest randomly falls and crushes kane.*

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Triple H : Little does he know Flair, the title will soon be mine. MWUHAHAHAHA

[Blue Demon]

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Todd and Victoria introduce a new segment on RAW...extreme finger painting!