Marks say the darndest things.

[thecc]

So yeah about 2 years ago or so i joined this silly teen message board and such because i got bored. Well recently I decided to go check back on this. I ened up stumbling across the sports section where kids were trying to talk about wrestling. Boy were they stu[id how stupid you ask. see for yourselfhere (http://www.the-n.com/mb/viewtopic.php?t=1699934)
p.s. im candiriany on there.

[Chavo Classic]

CandiriaNY says:

I know a lot more about wrestling than you, you stupid mark. as far as acting like chris masters, no i haven't broken stevie richards nose by doing the polish hammer.

Lol, he's the Kane Knight of their forum!

[Nark Order]

Poor Stevie...

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO at their KK.

[Mr. JL]

Didn't Chris Masters also break Stevies leg with a polish hammer? I remember Paul Heyman shaking his head and said "I thought he broke you're nose?" of which Stevie replied "that was the other polish hammer incident" or something to that effect on byte this

[Mr. Nerfect]

Didn't Chris Masters also break Stevies leg with a polish hammer? I remember Paul Heyman shaking his head and said "I thought he broke you're nose?" of which Stevie replied "that was the other polish hammer incident" or something to that effect on byte this

I assume that was just a shoot comment by Stevie.

Those fans are pretty blissful with their markdom. That site proves something, though. The people there treated Charlie Haas as if he were horrible, and Batista as if he were excellent. It sort of shows that if a guy like Paul London isn't given a decent enough push, he won't get over, because some fans base talent on such things.

[McLegend]

Marsters did hurt Stevie's leg.

[Chavo Classic]

I assume that was just a shoot comment by Stevie.

Those fans are pretty blissful with their markdom. That site proves something, though. The people there treated Charlie Haas as if he were horrible, and Batista as if he were excellent. It sort of shows that if a guy like Paul London isn't given a decent enough push, he won't get over, because some fans base talent on such things.

Ok, I'm going to play Vince for the day and suggest a TPWW invasion of that forum. We'll soon educate their mark asses. Who's with me.....? :shifty:

[Londoner]

Sounds like a good idea, Chavo.

[vampiro03]

wow, just wow. kids these days.lol they believe EVERYTHING tv and internet say.

[RottingFreak]

The industry needs it's share of marks to suceed.
Sure they're ignorant. But that's probably what the WWE want.
Them marks are the main reason RAW has been getting good ratings recently afterall.

[James Steele]

LOL


That forum needs some JamesSteele in their lives.

[James Steele]

Fuck it I'm too lazy, besides anybody who doesn't understand the greatness of CHRIS FUCKING JERICHO isn't worth my time.

[Londoner]

I bet they think Kane and lita were really together....

...and that Cena can rap. :shifty:

[Chavo Classic]

Fuck it. I'm pulling an eleven hour shift tomorrow, should give me plenty of time to 'invade' their little forum and start some shit. I might keep a diary of my progress and infiltration in a thread.

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah $up. Lets do this WWE boards_style

[Nervous Ferret]

For those who don't know what I'm talking about:

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=29868


read the whole thread, it is worth it. We turned the WWE boards into a giant orge. :cool:

[Nervous Ferret]

ok so my name is nerFy.(damn character limits):mad: Is anybody else going to do this up, TPWW_style?

[Londoner]

Oh my god. I'm reading that thread that 'thecc' linked us to, lmao@ 'Batista is a pure athlete because we all know he can do hell in a cell, he came out with the gold, that's all that matters" LOL!!!!!!

[KayfabeMan]

Marsters did hurt Stevie's leg.

You mean the vampire with the bleached blonde hair?

:shifty:







*Only BTVS / Angel fans will understand that one*

[McLegend]

You mean the vampire with the bleached blonde hair?

:shifty:







*Only BTVS / Angel fans will understand that one*
I didn't even notice that.

And yes I get it.

[PureHatred]

I submitted a post. If they review these thing s I doubt it'll go up. Something about Rey and Eddie becoming gardeners that I'm sure is against some sort of policy there.

[Nervous Ferret]

lol

[PureHatred]

They posted it. What the hell kind of staff is working there? I'm going to try to seduce some 14 year old boys. <s> Like NerF did in the WWE chat room. </s>


Be back in a sec.

[James Steele]

LMAO

[thecc]

My first invasion ever. Woohoo.

[Nervous Ferret]

lol yeah, I seduced poor 14 year old boys over WWE chat rooms. AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!

[thecc]

http://www.the-n.com/mb/viewtopic.php?t=1704699

[James Steele]

I changed my mine and will make them feel more insecure than Paul Carrington looking at the mirror when getting out of the shower.

[ddpBANG]

Dumbest fucking forums ever!

[Schoenauer]

I'm just waiting for people unfamiliar with wrestling lingo to say "My name is not mark." or "I'm not a mark!" And DDP, it's a forum by everyone's favorite network Nickelodeon, what did you expect?

[ddpBANG]

And DDP, it's a forum by everyone's favorite network Nickelodeon, what did you expect?


I know. Dumbest people ever...how's that? Better?


I'm just waiting for people unfamiliar with wrestling lingo to say "My name is not mark." or "I'm not a mark!"

Who's Mark?

jk

[SuperSlim]

oh yeah I already paid a small visit there

[Fryza]

Hold up, some whore dissed Haas, this wrong will be corrected...

[Fryza]

Posting: Post Submitted

We got your post -- thanks! You should see it here in about half an hour!

Click here to return to the forum

LOL what?

[Schoenauer]

It seems to get posted right away though... I guess that rule no longer exists.

[Just John]

I get this alot at GTAWH everyone says oh look Cena, blah blah blah then I punk them out and they get mad I think each and every one of us is like a KK on each non wrestling forum





Also Im guessing whoever said that you were a mark didnt know what one was...they didnt reply...



Makes me want to go to WWE chat again and do some good old mark punking anyone with me?

[Just John]

You mean were joining the n-boards and having an invasion? count me in, I'll be known as jrt32.

[The Mackem]

I agree. It is soo fake. It used to be real a long time ago. Now, It's all acting. I mean, it's like they're reading off a script. And you know all that blood is fake. Watch closely. They're holding a blood packet. lol. When ever some1 hits them they break one and it looks like blood. I've been to a real match. It was so stupid. I don't watch any of that stuff no morez! lol

[Karlsberg]

I am joining the invasion my name is the same as on here

[Corkscrewed]

lol

<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="90%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>CandiriaNY wrote:</TD></TR><TR><TD class=quote>
It's time, it's damn time. tpww is here, the party has started and like the title says were taking over. Get ready marks to get schooled.
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
what u mean? lol but u can take me over lol JK i think ur hot http://www.the-n.com/mb/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif lol maybe we can hook up? lol how knows?

TPWW IS COLL. BUT NOT AS COOL AS JBL WHOS A WRESTLING MESSAGE BOARD GOD!!


wow

[Chavo Classic]

Lets get this invasion started...


...as soon as I get my confirmation e-mail. Dam this site is slow! :mad:

[thecc]

we're gonna make them hate being a mark.

[tucsonspeed6]

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I could probably read tea leaves easier than this crap....

My dog's barf is more asthetically pleasing...

Leet? More like Leetarded...Å££ means "Angstrom Pound Pound" not "all". A person with half a brain would type with the regular letters and get it over with.

....Sorry guys. I don't know if I can handle this invasion. I haven't dealt with stupid teens in chatrooms and message boards in a long time.

[PureHatred]

TPWW IS COLL. BUT NOT AS COOL AS JBL WHOS A WRESTLING MESSAGE BOARD GOD!!


wow

That was me. :lol:

I felt like sinking to their level. Read the other posts.

[The One]

And those who are above and have a wrestling knowledge that dwarf those members of the other board should waste their time in vain trying to educated them on what makes good professional wrestling...why???

[Esoteric]

I read this one thread that made me laugh http://www.the-n.com/mb/viewtopic.php?t=1640478. The topic starter seems mad dumb because it seems that he does not really know much about the WWE

[RK0]

"Once you verify your email address, you'll be an official member of our little posse"

.............I found that quite funny... :)

[The One]

Hear that guys, you can be a part of the little posse! Hurry up and go!

[vaglicker99]

I've never heard of Danny Quirk but I do know about Owen Hart. He actually died in a match. But that was a long time ago when him and his brother were a team. But, ya, I don't think that was planned. That's I mean when I said everything that happened in the past is kinda real. Now it's all fake acting.
:|

[vaglicker99]

i love to watch wwe and yeah, i KNOW that the outcomes are predetermined but youd have to be an idiot to think that it doesnt hurt to get thrown around a wooden and steel ring. HOWEVER, sometimes the storylines, for lack of a better word, SUCK. remember katie vick? thats what i mean. i prefer to watch the in-ring stuff over the storylines anyway. and the only reason kane constantly loses big matches is because the creative team is evil and has dryer lint for brains. http://www.the-n.com/mb/images/smiles/icon_evil.gif


lol is that you KK ?

[The One]

KK is anal about capital letters, so I doubt it. Plus he isn't a real big Kane mark...so...eh...

[vaglicker99]

I agree with you buddy. The best wrestler I will always admire is Stone Cold Steve Austin. That guy was just a hero. When he had the that rivalry aginst the Vince and Triple H. Those where the times.
lol

[Londoner]

I read this one thread that made me laugh http://www.the-n.com/mb/viewtopic.php?t=1640478. The topic starter seems mad dumb because it seems that he does not really know much about the WWE


That thread is making me laugh. These are the kind of people that watch shows full of stereotypical and fake' characters, yet they diss WWE for being fake because it's fixed. I've heard this argument so much it bores me.Didn't Vince say something like "the annoying thing about running a wrestling show is that you CAN'T take the word 'wrestling' out of it?" I think it was Vince anyway.

And i think they don't even know what the E stands for in WWE. Dumb shits that they're.I don't know why i wasted my time posting this though, but boredom does funny things to people.

[Just John]

I haven't even joined and already they piss me off Im lettin my anger off at wwe chat lol Cena marks...

[TerranRich]

how can u not like wwe???????? i love that show?? lol, yea right, i hate it, i love real wrestling tho!!

i love that show??? i am positive?? no question about it???

Idiots.

[Esoteric]

I've never heard of Danny Quirk but I do know about Owen Hart. He actually died in a match. But that was a long time ago when him and his brother were a team. But, ya, I don't think that was planned. That's I mean when I said everything that happened in the past is kinda real. Now it's all fake acting.
The hell is that. Killing a person in a match is always planned and executed so that the pay-per-view customer can enjoy the death in a organized fashion. :nono: :nono: :nono: I am waiting for one to say David Arquette was a good WCW champion because he brought some star power to the belt

[James Steele]

That thread pissed me off to no end. I want to break a keyboard over their heads and shove a, english book up their ass.

[Schoenauer]

I get the feeling that the mark in that thread did not know what the E in WWE stood for. He probably thinks it's World Wrestling Empire or something to that extent.

[Marcyo]

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wow.

[LK]

Over on wwe.com I just had a big arguement with some guy about HBK and Batista. He kept on saying that HBK should retire cause he's old. So I respond by telling him that Michaels is 40. To which he responds "he's old". So I then say that Batista should retire since he is 39 so he's too old. His response - "Batista is the future" :| :wtf:

[PureHatred]

Just got into an argument with someone who swore that Giant Ginzalez was actually trying to kill Undertaker when he used chloroform at WM. Never going back.

[Xero]

As an FYI, I'm cenabatista05 at WWE chat again. So if anyone's there, and I'm acting stupid, you'll know why...

(LOL I miss doing this.)

Edit: Nevermind, I'm back to my regular name...

[gyps213]

You mean the vampire with the bleached blonde hair?

:shifty:
*Only BTVS / Angel fans will understand that one*

I noticed. Said to myself, "I thought Dudley was the only Spike in wrestling!". Then laughed.

[Lotus]

That GeminiBaby is a dumb bitch.

[Evolution]

I want to sign up to this, but I can't help but get the feeling I will GREATLY regret it about 3 minutes later.

Anyone else remember the OTHER invasion? www.wwf.com (http://www.wwf.com) forums? (Note this wasn't the real WWF as it was WWE at the time, some marks just threw this site together.)

[Loose Cannon]

lol, going in here. I'mm bored

[LK]

I wouldn't LC. It takes like half an hour for a post to go up. Much easier mocking people on wwe.com.

[Xero]

Holy shit, someone is actually defending the Diva's search and the non-wrestling divas as though they were GOOD WRESTLERS. :wtf:

(In WWE chat.)

[blake639raw]

Over on wwe.com I just had a big arguement with some guy about HBK and Batista. He kept on saying that HBK should retire cause he's old. So I respond by telling him that Michaels is 40. To which he responds "he's old". So I then say that Batista should retire since he is 39 so he's too old. His response - "Batista is the future" :| :wtf: Maybe HBK isn't too much older in age, but he is older as in he's an old issue. He's done alot, and there's not much left for him. Batista, while maybe technically the same age, is alot more fresh, and has a bigger career ahead of him.

[PureHatred]

Yeah, there is a difference between actual age and 'TV age.' Batista hasn't been around as long, so everything he does just seems more fresh. Actual age becomes an issue when you start thinking about in-ring performance and the possibility of injury.

[Just John]

Holy shit, someone is actually defending the Diva's search and the non-wrestling divas as though they were GOOD WRESTLERS. :wtf:

(In WWE chat.)



lol I'll meet you there

[PureHatred]

God, how sad do you have to be to have just john mocking you?

[Just John]

huh, I wasn't mocking anyone..

[PureHatred]

Good lord...let me try again:

"How sad are the people in WWE Chat rooms that they can be mocked by someone as lowly on the boards here at TPWW as just john?"

It kinda takes the fun out of the potshots if I have to explain them to you.

[Xero]

Holy shit I forgot that today was the Fourth. Hassan is right is going to get so much heat. :shifty:

[Just John]

Cool I cant miss this!

[Xero]

What the hell, it isn't working. :(

[Just John]

I need to let my anger out, My friend has died....

[Xero]

The WWE really needs to either get a new script or get an IRC channel/server. The fucking thing lags to no end and it's hard to fix any mistakes.