what's the big secret? [Archive]

BatistaBomb

07-05-2005, 11:48 PM

Rey used to be a woman.

dear god i hope not :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Kane Knight

07-05-2005, 11:49 PM

In fact, that's what happened to Katie Vick.

Blanka

07-05-2005, 11:49 PM

Eddie is Rey's baby's momma.

Shadow

07-05-2005, 11:50 PM

Rey is Eddie's baby momma.

Volchok

07-05-2005, 11:52 PM

Is Rey gay?

Shaved Monkey

07-05-2005, 11:53 PM

Is Dominic Eddie's son?

That's the one right there. That's really all I can think of, and Rey's going along with everything so Eddie won't tell everyone and embarass his family.

Kane Knight

07-05-2005, 11:54 PM

Rey's Mama is Eddies Baby

Kane Knight

07-05-2005, 11:54 PM

Eddie is Rey's Baby's Mama

Shadow

07-05-2005, 11:54 PM

Eddie's Mama is Rey's Baby.

Blanka

07-05-2005, 11:54 PM

Eddie's baby is Rey's mama's daddy's pet mexican.

Marc the Smark

07-05-2005, 11:55 PM

Rey's Mama is Eddies Baby

now that would be more interesting :lol:

Blanka

07-05-2005, 11:55 PM

Rey is Eddie's baby's mamma's baby's daddy

Blanka

07-05-2005, 11:56 PM

Rey is Eddie's baby's llama

Kane Knight

07-05-2005, 11:58 PM

WHO DA LLAMA?

Shadow

07-05-2005, 11:58 PM

I'm the llama!

Kane Knight

07-06-2005, 12:00 AM

Yo mama llama

Blanka

07-06-2005, 12:01 AM

Me llamo Blanka

.44 Magdalene

07-06-2005, 12:03 AM

Not the llama!

*Busts out the frying pan.*

*Massive face pop.*

*Fans start to chant Dinosaurs.*

Marc the Smark

07-06-2005, 12:04 AM

http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/models/aaron/aaron06.jpg

Shadow

07-06-2005, 12:16 AM

http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/models/aaron/aaron06.jpg

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

Someone1001

07-06-2005, 12:20 AM

Rey is Dominic's brother. You heard it here first.

Esoteric

07-06-2005, 01:44 AM

....somehow I think this will all end with Rey and Eddie going to the Maury Show with Rey's wife to do a paternity test.

07-06-2005, 01:49 AM

OMG I'm crying at this thread. LOL . That picture was so fucking random.lol. Archive.

Batsu

07-06-2005, 02:00 AM

The secret is this....

ALEYEEEELEEEEAH
LEYLEAAAAAAAH
LEYLAYAYAYAYE...

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/hassan_action.jpg

...This topic has now been Hassan-ed.

Watson

07-06-2005, 02:06 AM

The secret is this....

ALEYEEEELEEEEAH
LEYLEAAAAAAAH
LEYLAYAYAYAYE...

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/hassan_action.jpg

...This topic has now been Hassan-ed.

Marks Out

Gone Mad

07-06-2005, 03:57 AM

Silly bastards.

Of course the big secret of Rey and Eddie is...

**SPOILER WARNING! **

... I dunno, aliens?

**END SPOILER**

:shifty:

ddpBANG

07-06-2005, 07:06 AM

:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :'(

I just repped everyone that made me laugh my ass off.

Eunos

07-06-2005, 07:35 AM

He wrestled in WCW without a mask.

Blanka

07-06-2005, 08:18 AM

That guy is Rey's wife.

The Mackem

07-06-2005, 08:45 AM

He's an illegal alien

Xero

07-06-2005, 09:16 AM

Rey and Eddie had a homosexual affair. Also, Rey is a cross dressing prostitute.

Blanka

07-06-2005, 09:29 AM

We're all gay.

Dave Youell

07-06-2005, 09:46 AM

Rey is his own grandad

NoRoolz

07-06-2005, 10:16 AM

Rey only has 4 toes on his left foot.

Danny Electric

07-06-2005, 10:34 AM

Rey leaves the toilet seat up after he goes for a piss.
To make it worse, he doesn't wash his hands.

NoRoolz

07-06-2005, 10:55 AM

^ :eek: The BASTARD!

blake639raw

07-06-2005, 12:38 PM

He's an illegal alienlol

Just John

07-06-2005, 12:49 PM

Dominique was adopted, his real parents were chimps.

Xero

07-06-2005, 01:02 PM

Rey Mysterio's real name is Kerwin White and he's really a full blooded American. He only started playing Rey Mysterio since he debuted in the WWE. He even switched places with the real Rey Mysterio in his life. And the really big secret is that the real Rey Mysterio is Eddie.

:shifty:

Kane Knight

07-06-2005, 01:10 PM

In a daring move, the WWE will break the fourth wall as Eddie announces that wrestling is fake, and tells Dominic his "papa" has been living a lie.

Just John

07-06-2005, 02:01 PM

lol whatever happened to

He LIES<---

He cheats

He steals?

Kane Knight

07-06-2005, 02:10 PM

Well, he's obviously not lying now...You see, he...*runs*

Just John

07-06-2005, 02:14 PM

lol Eddie..erm..well he uhh....*runs also*

Xero

07-06-2005, 02:16 PM

Rey Mysterio is the one who taught JR how to commentate.

Kane Knight

07-06-2005, 02:19 PM

Rey Mysterio is the one who taught JR how to commentate.
Instant heel turn.

Blanka

07-06-2005, 05:23 PM

dasg

Disturbed316

07-06-2005, 05:48 PM

Eddie announces to the world that Rey really is a 12 year old kid, and then produces photograhic proof from when WCW completly fucked Rey up by having him remove his mask.

vampiro03

07-07-2005, 12:00 AM

the secret is

rey still wears pull-ups

Watson

07-07-2005, 12:03 AM

My guess is either Dominic is adopted or Eddy is his real father.

Kane Knight

07-07-2005, 12:12 AM

the secret is

rey still wears pull-ups
I'm a big kid look what I can do
6-1-9 in my new pullups too
And I can pull 'em off and on
Mommy Wow!
I'm a wrestler now...

vampiro03

07-07-2005, 12:20 AM

I'm a big kid look what I can do
6-1-9 in my new pullups too
And I can pull 'em off and on
Mommy Wow!
I'm a wrestler now...
:rofl:

.44 Magdalene

07-07-2005, 12:27 AM

I'm a big kid look what I can do
6-1-9 in my new pullups too
And I can pull 'em off and on
Mommy Wow!
I'm a wrestler now...

If it didn't mean so little, I would rep you.

Kane Knight

07-07-2005, 12:31 AM

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys r us kid
I can 619 the cruiserweights
From on my bunk beds
I don't wanna grow up coz if I did
I'd be another steroid laced hasbeen.

Kane Knight

07-07-2005, 12:35 AM

What flies through the air
Gets hit by a chair
And wins with a West Coast Pop
A kid! A kid! A midget or kid
Everyone knows Mysterio.

Mysterio! Mysterio!
He's really an 8 year old boy!
Mysterio! Mysterio!
He was once Jacko's fucktoy

He jobs to hosses and racks up losses
But mommy and dady don't care
Tattoos! Tattoos! He's paying his dues!
Everyone loves Mysterio.

Mysterio! Mysterio!
At least I think he's a boy
Mysterio! Mysterio!
With a voice that can't help but annoy...

TerranRich

07-07-2005, 12:56 AM

It's Reyyy, it's Reeeyyy, he's small, he's light, he's good. It's Reeyyy, it's Reeyyy, he gets bigger pops than he should!

Blanka

07-07-2005, 01:12 AM

I like cheese.

Fox

07-07-2005, 02:12 AM

Rey Mysterio is really....

*dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn*

Elian Gonzalez.

Skippord

07-07-2005, 12:23 PM

The secret is that domonics real father is

DARTH VADER :shifty:

Marcyo

07-07-2005, 01:19 PM

I know the secret.

Stephanie McMahon is really a crocodile.

Lamuella

07-07-2005, 01:24 PM

I know the secret.

Stephanie McMahon is really a crocodile.

Expect HHH to be given a Captain Hook gimmick within the month.

Just John

07-07-2005, 01:31 PM

Expect HHH to be given a Captain Hook gimmick within the month. :rofl:

Kane Knight

07-07-2005, 01:46 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Team Sheep

07-07-2005, 05:39 PM

http://www.hpl.hp.com/personal/Andrew_Byde/paintings/large/Nude%20Male.jpg