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RP
07-06-2005, 03:20 PM
Comon Vinnie Mac. You can do it!



This is going to happen btw. I guarantee it.
Xero
07-06-2005, 03:22 PM
As long as Matt Hardy rumors are flying around, she isn't going anywhere.
RP
07-06-2005, 03:28 PM
Dude. They are setting Edge up for Summerslam . They will get her as far away from Edge as they possibly can before she screws something up. Then what? Where she gunna go. What she gunna do. Her salary is probably ( I dont know for sure ) higher then most of those who have been released. She's very expendable. She's always going to be looked at and chanted at as a slut. She's gone.
Blanka
07-06-2005, 03:30 PM
Release a nut in her eye, OOOOHHHHH
Kane Knight
07-06-2005, 03:33 PM
Meh. She's survived this long, she's not going anywhere anytime soon.
RP
07-06-2005, 03:34 PM
Give her compensation for her newly aquired boobies.
Crashnburn
07-06-2005, 03:34 PM
They're not going to release Lita. No matter how much we may want them to. The fact of the matter is she's part of one of the main storylines going on on Raw. Unfortunately her slutty ways have most likely saved her from this round of cuts.
Goulet
07-06-2005, 03:34 PM
Release a nut up her ASS, OOOOHHHHH
Fixed
RP
07-06-2005, 03:34 PM
She's gone by tonight. Watch.
Blanka
07-06-2005, 03:37 PM
If she is released than that would pretty much kill Matt's chances of coming back, I guess.

But she's not going anywhere, watch.
Xero
07-06-2005, 03:43 PM
Dude. They are setting Edge up for Summerslam . They will get her as far away from Edge as they possibly can before she screws something up. Then what? Where she gunna go. What she gunna do. Her salary is probably ( I dont know for sure ) higher then most of those who have been released. She's very expendable. She's always going to be looked at and chanted at as a slut. She's gone.
As much as people believe it, she's not a HUGE, HUGE screw up. The fact is that she plays the slut character very well and she's one of the main reasons Edge is getting any heat at all from marks.
Goulet
07-06-2005, 03:46 PM
As much as people believe it, she's not a HUGE, HUGE screw up. The fact is that she plays the slut character very well and she's one of the main reasons Edge is getting any heat at all from marks.
she's not playing any character. she's a slut, LOL

but no, she's not getting fired
RP
07-06-2005, 03:53 PM
This is wishful thinking on my behalf.
Disturbed316
07-06-2005, 03:54 PM
If she wasn't on tv the last month I would agree, but seeing as she is part of a major-ish storyline, I cant see it happening.
Xero
07-06-2005, 03:55 PM
she's not playing any character. she's a slut, LOL
Which is why it works so well. :shifty:
Goulet
07-06-2005, 03:56 PM
Which is why it works so well. :shifty:
Tous Chez Xero Limit 126
RP
07-06-2005, 03:56 PM
Listen. If Edge needs Lita to get him over. Go ahead and release Edge too.
Xero
07-06-2005, 03:59 PM
Listen. If Edge needs Lita to get him over. Go ahead and release Edge too.
What a wonderful idea.

(And I'm not being sarcastic, either.)
Savio
07-06-2005, 04:06 PM
http://litasjerkinedgeofftheladder.ytmnd.com/
Savio
07-06-2005, 04:06 PM
I did not make that one by the way.
Blanka
07-06-2005, 04:07 PM
lmao
Goulet
07-06-2005, 04:08 PM
LOL, Good stuff
TerranRich
07-06-2005, 04:10 PM
How many "Lita jerking Edge off" YTMND's are there? Sheesh...
Blanka
07-06-2005, 04:12 PM
How many "Lita jerking Edge off" YTMD's are there? Sheesh...

As many as there are "Nigga Stole My Bike" and "Stapler"
Savio
07-06-2005, 04:15 PM
I've only seen that one.
Blanka
07-06-2005, 04:20 PM
Mr. Mestophenes.
The Highlander
07-06-2005, 05:02 PM
As many as there are "Nigga Stole My Bike" and "Stapler"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Scarface
07-06-2005, 05:37 PM
I'll sign any petition to rid the WWE of The Botchmachine. Go lita go.
Gone Mad
07-06-2005, 05:49 PM
Go ahead and release Edge too.

Yes, thank you. Someone agrees with me! That man has as much talent and charisma as a box of yarn.
Joey Slugs
07-06-2005, 06:10 PM
As long as the Matt rumours are still brewing (and since they seem to be patching up their friendship), she'll be staying.
Shadow
07-06-2005, 06:32 PM
Yes, thank you. Someone agrees with me! That man has as much talent and charisma as a box of yarn.

Try a box of grey yarn and we'll talk.
Kane Knight
07-06-2005, 07:22 PM
Yes, thank you. Someone agrees with me! That man has as much talent and charisma as a box of yarn.
MANY people agree with you.
Gone Mad
07-06-2005, 10:11 PM
MANY people agree with you.

If some of those people were say higher ups in the WWE, I disagree. It's like that joke in Family Guy when Chris and Brian watch that Kevin Costner movie and then say "How does he still get work?". I say the same about Edge and Lita.
Kane Knight
07-06-2005, 10:43 PM
If some of those people were say higher ups in the WWE, I disagree. It's like that joke in Family Guy when Chris and Brian watch that Kevin Costner movie and then say "How does he still get work?". I say the same about Edge and Lita.
Well, you were shocked that someone ON HERE agreed with you, I was pointing out that SEVERAL do here.