**Official Release Thread**

[Mikee796]

This is hell what they are doing. They are gaining Brock Lesnar (a washed up-used hasbeen) and Vito (an ex WCW which "died" 4 years ago). In this "excellent" move by WWE they have lost....

Joy Giovanni > I agree
Kenzo Suzuki > Good Cruiserweight
Matt Morgan > Upcoming Star
Charlie Haas > In his peak for the US Title
Jackie Gayda > Used again and again
Marty Jannetty > An old rocking loser
Dawn Marie > Slut
Mark Jindrak > Never liked him
Maven > So much for Tough Enough making them BIG stars. lol
Shannon Moore > Good Cruiserweight no. 2
James Yun (Akio) > Good Cruiserweight no. 3
David Heath (Gangrel) > I was looking forward to him! Cruiserweight no. 4
Billy Kidman > Cruiserweight 5
Spike Dudley > Cruiserweight 6
Kevin Fertig > Cruiserweight 7
Bubba Ray Dudley & D-Von Dudley > "D-Von get the benefit checks "

WHAT ARE THEY DOING???

They have RUINED the cruiserweight division (there best)
They have coughed up the tag division (remember 00' and 01' Tag teams)
They have ripped up the womens division
Who the hell is John Cena to be champ > remember Rock & Mankind.


We will keep you updated :yes: :yes: :yes:

[Blanka]

Kevin Fertig is not a cruiserweight you dumbass.

The "D-Von get the checks" joke has been done you dumbass.

Gangrel is not a cruiserweight you dumbass.

Dawn Marie is an awesome diva.

Kenzo is not a cruiserweight you dumbass.



Jesus mother fucking Christ you are retarded.

[Blanka]

And this thread has been made before.

[Blanka]

And Brock Lesnar is awesome.

[FearedSanctity]

So because you put "Official" and several asterisks in the title, that makes it so?

Besides, don't we have a thread for this that's a few pages long anyways?

[Mikee796]

Kevin Fertig is not a cruiserweight you dumbass.

The "D-Von get the checks" joke has been done you dumbass.

Gangrel is not a cruiserweight you dumbass.

Dawn Marie is an awesome diva.

Kenzo is not a cruiserweight you dumbass.



Jesus mother fucking Christ you are retarded.

Well well well blanka............................jackass

What would you have done with Gangrel : have him challenge John Cena
or Dawn Marie : have her like a lovely lady who serves drinks at BK
or maybe Kenzo IS a cruiserweight. Matt would have become at US Champ max..


WHOS THE DUMBSHIT NOW RETARDED GAY BOY

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

wow I wonder if Nervous Ferret is unbanned so I can properly flame this guy. I mean, you can't flame someone when you only have 30 posts. Gotta break the big boy out. :cool:

[FearedSanctity]

lol, yeah, calling somebody "GAY BOY" so proves you are the better man.

[James Steele]

Mike, SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!

[Anybody Thrilla]

If you think this isn't a good move by the WWE, why do you agree with most of them?

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

fuck still banned. I will have to wait for another time to flame him.

[Blanka]

Well well well blanka............................jackass

What would you have done with Gangrel : have him challenge John Cena
or Dawn Marie : have her like a lovely lady who serves drinks at BK
or maybe Kenzo IS a cruiserweight. Matt would have become at US Champ max..


WHOS THE DUMBSHIT NOW RETARDED GAY BOY

lol WOW

Kenzo is NOT a cruiserweight. No matter how many times you capitalize IS it won't become true.

Dawn Marie is awesome, as I said before.

Who said anything about Matt?

And all I said is that Gangel isn't a cruiserweight. So shut the fuck up. My god you are truly an idiot.

[Blanka]

Dawn Marie : have her like a lovely lady who serves drinks at BK

You get your own drinks at BK.

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

n00b on n00b action. :cool:

Yes Blanka you are a n00b. :roll:

[Blanka]

Yes Blanka you are a n00b.

Tis true :shifty:

But not a terrible n00b..

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

yes you are terrible. even if you've been here since say, February, and say, have 4000+ posts, still a n00b if your terrible. and stop stealing my stuff. :mad:

[FearedSanctity]

Hey, atleast he's not banned....

[Blanka]

Alas, you stole RDD's stuff.

I've seen him do "asdfasdh" many many times before you.

And the words like thisssssssssssssss were done by RDD and many others. Look at Rhiannon's lastest post "shut upppppppppp"

:roll:

[Blanka]

What did I steal?

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

yes because I'm sure it was orignated by them.

You however, I tell you to "shut the fuck up"

and your next 50 posts include "shut the fuck up" You are trying to intimidate like me, and you SUCK at it.

[FearedSanctity]

Eh, that's what I get for not paying attention

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

lol fearedsanctity is mad because I was going to ban him when I was a mod. (for an hour)

[Blanka]

LMAO sure

[FearedSanctity]

I was mad? Hell, I didn't even know you were mod

[Blanka]

lol WOW

[The Answer]

How does Hardcore Holly survive these cuts....

[Shadow]

How does Hardcore Holly survive these cuts....

Blowjobs. Lots and lots of blowjobs.

[KayfabeMan]

This is hell what they are doing. They are gaining Brock Lesnar (a washed up-used hasbeen) and Vito (an ex WCW which "died" 4 years ago)

I agree that they don't need Lesnar back, and that he is crap - but I don't agree on Big Vito. Not that they will use him correctly anyway, but he does have a place in WWE - and should've been signed when WCW shut down, as should've Stamboli. They'd have been great to have around when they had Billy & Chuck, 3MW, etc., and an actual tag division.

Marty Jannetty > An old rocking loser

I won't even elaborate on how stupid this comment really is. However, I will say that Jannetty is a tremendous talent, and is one of the most overlooked guys in the business. I believe they just signed him to get the rights to put out the Jannetty figures in the WWE Classic line. That's just my opinion.

They have RUINED the cruiserweight division. They have coughed up the tag division. They have ripped up the womens division.

Yeah, and all of this happened like 4 years ago, where have you been?

Who the hell is John Cena to be champ > remember Rock & Mankind I assume by that you mean that he's not in their league. If so, then how about, "Who the hell is John Cena to be champ, remember Sammartino and Backlund?" Or is that too much to ask nowadays?

[Xero]

LOL, how do you define 'cruiserweight'? What makes those wrestlers cruiserweights?

[LK]

Gangrel - 6'0" - 240 lbs
Kenzo Suzuki - 6'3" - 260lbs
Fertig - 6'3" - 265 lbs

Yeah what the hell are they doing?! Releasing these three awesome cruiserweight! How will the company survive?!

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

I was mad? Hell, I didn't even know you were mod
check your pm's. Hopefully you still should have one from nervous ferret. I believe I threatened to ban you.

[KayfabeMan]

Hey, Disco Inferno was a cruiserweight :shifty:

[LK]

They have RUINED the cruiserweight division (there best)

I wouldn't call hiring Juvi Guerrera, Psychosis and Super crazy ruining the CW division but what do I know.

They have ripped up the womens division

Have they actually fired someone who competed in meaningful matches in this recent release spree?

Who the hell is John Cena to be champ > remember Rock & Mankind.

Have no idea what that means

[KayfabeMan]

And then they replayed that angle with Matt Hardy.

[FearedSanctity]

check your pm's. Hopefully you still should have one from nervous ferret. I believe I threatened to ban you.
Oh yeah, that, to which I replied something along the lines of "Uh, what?" I wasn't even on at the time, so I wouldn't of known. And by the time I got on, you'd lost your "powers."

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

grfrrr. BALSHEPHEMY! :mad:

Your foolsih mind tricks will not go through so hard next time. :mad:

[Kane Knight]

Gangrel - 6'0" - 240 lbs
Kenzo Suzuki - 6'3" - 260lbs
Fertig - 6'3" - 265 lbs

Yeah what the hell are they doing?! Releasing these three awesome cruiserweight! How will the company survive?!
You've saved this thread.

[LK]

You've saved this thread.
:yes: :cool:

[Kane Knight]

On a related note, I think we should label thsi the "SHUT THE FUCK UP" thread.

[PureHatred]

What the fuck? Are we accepting WWE Chat room rejects now? This place needs a bouncer.

[Kane Knight]

This place needs a gestapo.

[PureHatred]

Also, I think dumping all that wasted space to make salary room for Brock Lesnar straight up is an even deal.

[Shadow]

Some of it's wasted space. Some of it's misused potential. But yeah...bring Brock back and release guys you're not gonna ever use.

Cept Morgan...I want to see an F-5off!

[Kane Knight]

Some of it's wasted space. Some of it's misused potential. But yeah...bring Brock back and release guys you're not gonna ever use.

Cept Morgan...I want to see an F-5off!
Yeah, not everyone there sucked.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

This place needs a gestapo.

:wave: I have an impressive n00b killing resumé, ask LC.

[Innovator]

Releasing Bubba and D-Von are really gonna hurt WWE. Not only will TNA definitely get a franchise tag-team in the Dudley Boys, Bubba used to make the bookings for ECW. Bubba can promote and get the buildings, which would be a huge freakin plus for TNA.

[Kane Knight]

:wave: I have an impressive n00b killing resumé, ask LC.
Hmmm...Do you have any other references? I usually accepts 3 or more.

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

ah you didnt kill munther, did you? :'(

[Blanka]

Kane Knight is a cunt.

:shifty:


















:roll:

[Blanka]

:heart:

[Savio]

This thread sucks

[Blanka]

yeah

+1

[Kane Knight]

Kane Knight IS a cunt.

[Blanka]

+2

[Blanka]

Kane Knight is more popular than Nervous Ferret at the Special Olympics. (+100000000000)

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

Is this Joy adult video real? No reason, I'm just curious. :shifty:

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

shut up bwarnaharmarhama

[PureHatred]

Releasing Bubba and D-Von are really gonna hurt WWE. Not only will TNA definitely get a franchise tag-team in the Dudley Boys, Bubba used to make the bookings for ECW. Bubba can promote and get the buildings, which would be a huge freakin plus for TNA.

If, of course, TNA gets their shit together long enough to actually go on the road and do some house shows.

[Shadow]

If, of course, TNA gets their shit together long enough to actually go on the road and do some house shows.

That ain't happening...unless the backers of TNA want some compitition.

[Deceit]

Worst thread ever

[Kane Knight]

That ain't happening...unless the backers of TNA want some compitition.
Conspiracy theories! Get the tinfoil hat!

[Shadow]

Conspiracy theories! Get the tinfoil hat!

No theroy...just some of the facts coming to light.

[Kane Knight]

It's not a fact unless it's in some way demonstrated. Your " follow the paper trail" is abotu as realistically evidence as the "There was no plane crash on 9-11."

[Shadow]

Not just the money...other stuff that just makes the consperiacy real.

Also...there was a plane crash on 9/11...the Government covered up the fact that UFOs shot it down.

[PureHatred]

That ain't happening...unless the backers of TNA want some compitition.

Please tell me this isn't some ridiculous theory that the WWE is secretly bankrolling TNA.

[KayfabeMan]

Maybe they're not bankrolling them.

Maybe they're just firing all their talents to allow TNA to sign them.

:shifty:

[Shadow]

Please tell me this isn't some ridiculous theory that the WWE is secretly bankrolling TNA.

Well if the shoe fits....

[Kane Knight]

Well if the shoe fits....
Then you're a paranoid twit.

[Shadow]

Think about it dippy before you go off on me.

They release all this prime talent to the world. Their 90 day no compeat cause runs out in October. Right around the same time TNA gets back on the air with Spike.

Shoe fits like a glove.

[The Naitch]

I don't care for The Duleys. Goo dthat they're gone. TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!

[Kane Knight]

Think about it dippy before you go off on me.

They release all this prime talent to the world. Their 90 day no compeat cause runs out in October. Right around the same time TNA gets back on the air with Spike.

Shoe fits like a glove.
Wow. So coincidental events are proof of deeper connections?

[Shadow]

That and UFOs are real.

[Kane Knight]

Someone gave you some bad weed man

[Shadow]

Someone gave me some food for thought. Then after I checked it out, I found it was true.

Besides, even if I do blow the lid off this, who's going to belive me? Not you retards that's for sure.

[Hired Hitman]

Joy Giovanni, Charlie Haas, Jackie Gayda, Dawn Marie, Maven. :'(

[Kane Knight]

Someone gave me some food for thought. Then after I checked it out, I found it was true.

Besides, even if I do blow the lid off this, who's going to belive me? Not you retards that's for sure.
Food for thought? Sounds like your brain starved.

You didn't check shit out, you just went with some convenient coincidences and created yourself a nice little paranoid fantasy.

And why the fuckshould we believe you?

"Isn't it strange that they've fired a lot of people in time for TNA to pick them up?"

That's the best you can come up with.

To which Purehatred has put forth a reasonable response:

"Doesn'tr it make sense that they're releasing people they don't use when they're having a bad quarter?"

[.44 Magdalene]

The whole "You stole my line" thing got me to thinking...maybe I need a catchphrase. Right now I'm like, a Velocity poster...but a good catchphrase might be just the thing to propel me to the midcard or even...main event status.

I was thinking something along the lines of "Sounds to me like a big cat fart" or "CEASE THIS CATFARTERY."

Or maybe I should play off the screenname. I could be CyNick's mini-me...

Sorry, this thread sucks.

[Kane Knight]

The whole "You stole my line" thing got me to thinking...maybe I need a catchphrase. Right now I'm like, a Velocity poster...but a good catchphrase might be just the thing to propel me to the midcard or even...main event status.

I was thinking something along the lines of "Sounds to me like a big cat fart" or "CEASE THIS CATFARTERY."

Or maybe I should play off the screenname. I could be CyNick's mini-me...

Sorry, this thread sucks.
There's your catchphrase. ;)

You need a good finisher.

[TerranRich]

Joy Giovanni adult video? What? Where? Huh? :shifty:

[Blanka]

Joy Giovanni adult video? What? Where? Huh?

Not a dollar or a smack upside the head could ever make <s>me</s> you smart.

:roll:

[Blanka]

+1

[TerranRich]

?

You're an idiot. :)

[Blanka]

:lol:

Why did you mess up my sig again? I forgot the occasion.

:shifty: