How should Brock's return be done?

[Kane Knight]

Okay, if they're doing a story on WWE.com, it's pretty much predetermined. Either he's coming back, or the WWE is making the dumbest swerve since...Shit, anyone wanna help me out here?

So they're "blurring the lines," But more importantly (IMO) they're showing some of the background of the WWE in a way that can still be considered KAYFABE in some ways. As people mentioned in the original news thread, concurrent dealings on both the show and the site are done by lots of people nowadays, and this would be a great way to bring him in.

For example:

Okay, you could have brock come out on Monday Night (Any Monday) and "inspect" the Raw roster. Maybe have some backstage heat, get involved in an altercation, whatever. Oh, but he's not signed, so he goes to Smackdown too. Vince has given the okay, to help try and persuade Brock or some such halfass reason. Maybe even make it part of the agreement: Brock gets to pick his show, because he's better than the cattle of the draft.

This gets attention to both shows and allows some cross promotion in a more interesting fashion than simply having a "Raw Rewind" or whatever. As long as they can keep it relatively secret as to their plans as to where he goes, it can actually make for some decent suspense.

My ideas suck. But I was bored, Spread some ideas around.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Feed him to Cena.. then to Batista.. Then have him beg for a job. Basically go the exact opposite of what they probably will do....

Have him show up on Raw, and NOONE is happy to see him. Eventually he gets into a fight with Cena, and gets his ass kicked..

The exact same thing on Smackdown, except Batista beats him.

The next few weeks, have Brock try to get signed to the shows, only to have them show no interest in him due to his low popularity, walking out on the WWE, and getting stomped in the ring. Have this go on for awhile, with a variety of promos of him working out, training, etc. Finally, someone signs him, but he has to start at the bottom. THen have Brock get schooled by a "rookie", maybe CM PUnk... Have it so Brock just can't beat him, and he's stuck at the bottom of the ladder....

Then at the Royal Rumble, have him come in first and destroy people. Basically, he makes it to the end "Proving himself" Only to get cheaply eliminated (Probably my Orton).

I dunno, I"m bored.

[The One]

How should Brock's return be done?

In a dark match, where he jobs to Brooklyn Brawler, and then is publicly fired for the enjoyment of the 2000 fans of No-Where-Ville Iowa.

[Savio]

^um no :nono: besides he's the boston brawler.

[The One]

I am pretty sure it's Brooklyn.

[Savio]

He changed it when heidenriech turned face.

[The One]

missed it...and somehow I think I will sleep just fine tonight. (but :y: on keeping me updated)

[The Mackem]

They should have at the top of the titan tron screen in the crucifixtion position, with the crowd throwing apples and oranges at him for blocking their view. The announce team could pretend that they can't see him and put over how much the titan tron can take, setting it up for it's main event push.

[Xero]

On RAW, maybe even tonight, John Cena has a title match. Near the end of the match, just as Cena is going for the FU, Brock's music hits and he comes out and F5s Cena. Brock walks casually to the back and the show ends with Cena laid out and JR having seizures.

On SmackDown!, Batista is having a promo, and out of nowhere, without warning, Brock comes out and F5s Batista. Again, he just walks out of the arena casually, not to be seen for the rest of the night.

This goes on for a while, with Brock just randomly F5ing higher card wrestlers. Then Vince comes out eventually and announces that Brock is 'cleansing the WWE of crap'. (Vinnie Mac heel turn, although he won't be a permanent character.) Eventually, Brock lands on SmackDown!, and goes into a feud with Batista and eventually wins the title.

I guess it would make more sense to start with non-champions, though. So he would eventually make it up the ladder from say Chris Jericho to Batista and Cena. He needs to debut at the end of a show, though, to keep the suspense for the next show.

[Londoner]

How about this..

On smackdown say someone who brock used to feud with, like Benoit, is in a match for the us title and it's the main event on that week of smackdown. Then the ref is knocked out(as much as i get annoyed with that stuff happening)and Benoit hits a flying headbutt, but then Brocks music hits and shocks Benoit, then brock F-5's him from behind, Orlando Jordan then gets the victory over Benoit.(maybe do this when Benoit has won the us title)

Then on the following Raw, Brock interferes in a tag team match which is the main event also for this Raw, and just F-5's everyone in that match(or just the faces), which makes his mark on Raw. Then he grabs the mic and says he's sending a message to the whole of WWE,both Raw and Smackdown, that he's back in the WWE, and has officially signed for Raw.

Best i could think of right now.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Just have him come out and kick the everliving feces out of Batista and give him an F5.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Eventually leading to a long, more than likely big drawing feud.

Because now instead of having two hosses who don't know their way around the ring, you have two hosses who can work and connect with the crowd.

[Just John]

Yup I'd say that's a fair bet.

[Mr. JL]

Okay, I have no storylines for Brock... but am predicting that Brock is gonna make Batista look like a big hossy fool, since they are the same size yet Brock can pull off a million more moves that Batista.

[Londoner]

Hopefully a Brock V Batista feud will happen soon, i was just making a storyline that would see him on Raw though.

[blake639raw]

Treat Lesnar as a free agent, as was mentioned above. Have him attack alot of the bigger stars, and eventually he signs with SD. Have him tear through the JBL's, Orton's, and Takers' of SD. Around the time of Surv Series, have Lesnar screw Batista out of the title, in a really cheap way. Batista chases Brock into Mania, then Brock gets traded to RAW.

[The Answer]

Have him break that damn Masterlock

[Savio]

Then Vince comes out eventually and announces that Brock is 'cleansing the WWE of crap'.

*Cut to brock plunging a toilet.*

[Kane Knight]

*Cut to brock plunging a toilet.*
Hopefully sans plumber's crack.

[Disturbed316]

On RAW, maybe even tonight, John Cena has a title match. Near the end of the match, just as Cena is going for the FU, Brock's music hits and he comes out and F5s Cena. Brock walks casually to the back and the show ends with Cena laid out and JR having seizures.

On SmackDown!, Batista is having a promo, and out of nowhere, without warning, Brock comes out and F5s Batista. Again, he just walks out of the arena casually, not to be seen for the rest of the night.

This goes on for a while, with Brock just randomly F5ing higher card wrestlers. Then Vince comes out eventually and announces that Brock is 'cleansing the WWE of crap'. (Vinnie Mac heel turn, although he won't be a permanent character.) Eventually, Brock lands on SmackDown!, and goes into a feud with Batista and eventually wins the title.

I guess it would make more sense to start with non-champions, though. So he would eventually make it up the ladder from say Chris Jericho to Batista and Cena. He needs to debut at the end of a show, though, to keep the suspense for the next show.

Thats what he pretty much did the first time around, apart from it was mid-card jobbers instead of the higher card.

[Morgan]

Hopefully sans plumber's crack.

And sans plunger

[Morgan]

Fairly boring idea this but anyway..

I'm hoping Lesnar ends up on Smackdown where he has to earn his spot back. Just basically having some good length matches with guys like Benoit, and just barely losing when before(back in 2003 back before Benoit jumped)he'd be sure to beat Benoit. The basic explanation being that Lesnar's been gone for a year and in that time, Benoit won the world heavyweight title and therefore upped a level that Lesnar wasn't ready for.

This I imagine after the return moment and the "where will he go?" teases.

[Bricktop]

You could have a giant pc screen on the titantron typing in www.tpww.net, or pwtorch.com. then there is an explosion and the screen shows Brock V2.0 in preparation for his second run in the wwe....oh wait
:shifty:

In all honesty it will most likely be a Main Event run in. No big fireworks or anything, just a simple run in.

[PorkSoda]

Brock shiould be shot out of a cannon, like a huge ass cannon appears on stage and it shoots, and Lesnar comes flying out doing flips and lands on his feet and yells "TADA!"

[Corkscrewed]

^ :rofl: :rofl:
That's ridiculous enough to be side splittingly funny!

You could have a giant pc screen on the titantron typing in www.tpww.net (http://www.tpww.net/), or pwtorch.com. then there is an explosion and the screen shows Brock V2.0 in preparation for his second run in the wwe....oh wait
:shifty:

In all honesty it will most likely be a Main Event run in. No big fireworks or anything, just a simple run in.
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Anyway, as much as I'd love to see Chris Master's expression if he picked some guy in a hat and it turned out to be Lesnar, I'd have to vouch for the "random attack" scenario. He needs to come back as the heel who "sold out" and came back and is now rubbing it in our faces. So having him just take out random people would be the best way of pissing fans off.
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[Kane Knight]

Corky, please remove that damn rep box. I just lost a post because when I hit ALT+S, it tried to rep instead of post the damn thing.

[Loose Cannon]

Just have him come out and kick the everliving feces out of Batista and give him an F5.

[Fox]

I want something totally unexpected. No "Brock Lesnar will be here in two weeks bah gawd barbeque sauce F-5 F-5 F-5!!!" from Jim Ross, no Brock Lesanr video packages to play up his return, no other wrestlers mentioning his name on TV.

Brock should make a run in during a main event match on RAW (as it would be best for him to return on a live show so spoilers aren't released), screwing over a top face in some sort of title match. Say, around Survivor Series, John Cena loses the WWE Title to Triple H, then Cena gets his rematch on RAW and right after hitting the F-U, Lesnar shows up out of nowhere and beats him down, sending the match into a disqualification ending.

After that, he goes to Smackdown and fucks with some of the main event faces there. All to prove that he is back and is prepared to do some damage. After that, an Eric Bischoff/Teddy Long war over Lesnar's contract.

[vampiro03]

vince should show up on raw and the fans cheer "ONE MORE KISS". vince goes to the ring calls down brock, laughs at his nfl career etc. then says If you want a job (vince drops his pants) KISS MY ASS! that would RULE!

[Fox]

Or maybe he should join the Diva Contest as a late entry.

Or maybe those are both stupid ideas.

[blake639raw]

I'm hoping for Brock to run in during the middle of a diva search segment, and annihilate all the divas, and bathe in their blood.

I don't care what the general opinion is of Lesnar, but I was a huge mark for him, and hated to see him leave. I hope he can be as good as he was though. Lesnar = :heart:

[PureHatred]

Why not combine the ideas in this thread, have a giant cannon shoot him into the ring, where he anhilates all the Diva contestants, and then bathes in the blood from Vince's ass!!!! roxorz!!1!

[den1982]

[QUOTE=The Answer]Have him break that damn Masterlock[/QUOT