RAW Captions 11/7/05

[Cool King]

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[Xero]

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LOW BLOW BY STEVIE RICHARDS!

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Carlito: Now dis recliner is cool!

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Triple H: You know what, fuck it. I don't want a title that looks like that... Put me on SmackDown!...

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Angle: SON OF A BITCH!

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Hulk Hogan's entire fan base who actually still wants to see him wrestle was in attendance at RAW.

[Hired Hitman]

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This one is TOO easy, :D

[Kane Knight]

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Michaels adds insult to injury, letting one go as he superkicks Piper

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"YOU'RE A HOMO!"


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"I did not have sexual relations with taht woman...That feels nice...OW! TEETH! TEETH!"


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A suspicious Chris Masters seeks to prove Tajiri's levitation act is fake.


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"Once more with feeling! Never saw the sun shining so bright..."


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Snitsky: Hey boss...Can I have...

Edge: What?

Snitsky: A turn with Lita?

Edge: Maybe next week.

Snitsky: Then could I at least...Paint her toes?

Lita: Okay, NOW you're creeping me out.


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"Making Perm jokes, baldie? Dat's not cool."


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"It's like that gym class nightmare...Only I'm not naked."

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Now that he was hiding behind the title belt, everyone really couldn't see him.


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"Oh man, this is gonna hurt. Why do I get myself into these angl...Tighty Whiteys John?"

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"No, a little higher. OW! CANKER SORE!"


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Kurt begins to suspect that the ref was moonlighting as an air traffic controller.


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No Kerwin White...Cena's not the main event...And we won't acknowledge that Matt Hardy was in the building...Hey, let's give more time to signs.


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"Could you please...Take your hand...Out from under my kilt."


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Christianity: Destroying the Scottish since...Well, since the Christians discovered there were Scots to destroy.

[El Santo]

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Snitsky: Hey boss...Can I have...

Edge: What?

Snitsky: A turn with Lita?

Edge: Maybe next week.

Snitsky: Then could I at least...Paint her toes?

Lita: Okay, NOW you're creeping me out.


LOL

[Vastardikai]

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When Fab Five members strike back

Shawn: Why did you knock over that stool

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Carlito was disgusted, Why was Jericho pointing at a picture of George W Bush while deep throating a Microphone?

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A few minutes later, Jimmy Snuka runs in and smacks Roddy with a Coconut

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While Big Show Surfing is a big hit, for some reason Chris Masters Surfing hasn't quite caught on with the fans.

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Tajiri: Legar used to blake this arr the time. How did he do it... God Dammit!

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Gene: I GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET!

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Little did Shelton know, he was facing a Capoera master.

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Carlito: S***, I am in the Backslide.

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Carlito: S***, I got Wood! F***, I AM IN THE BACKSLIDE AND I GOT WOOD!

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John Cena is a weirdo. How does he keep that Hundred yard Stare while getting a handjob.

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Bischoff: THERE WILL BE NO NIPPLE SLIPS THIS WEEK!!!

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Kurt: Got your nose!

Striker: Give it to me!

Kurt: It's in my mouth!

Striker: Give it Give it Give it!

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Striker: Now is NOT the time for Tae Bo!

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Fan number 1: I thought you hated Hogan, why are you holding up that sign?

Fan number 2: I don't know, I have no control over my hands.

Fan number 3: I can't stand him, why am I holding this up?

Somewhere in Florida, Hogan is laughing...

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Shawn: I like to screw Canadians, it's a good thing your Scottish.

Roddy: I'm really from Winnipeg.

Shawn: Really? What part of Scotland is that in...

Roddy: :rant:

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Shawn: Roddy, I don't have any Chalk to draw your picture with. You can get up, now...

[Kane Knight]

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Shawn: I like to screw Canadians, it's a good thing your Scottish.

Roddy: I'm really from Winnipeg.

Shawn: Really? What part of Scotland is that in...

Roddy: :rant:

GOLD

[Skippord]

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Welcome back to when Christians attack

[Skippord]

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Welcome back to when Christians attack

[BatistaBomb]

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Welcome back to when Christians attack

LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Savio]

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What'd you say about Jesus?

[The Highlander]

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Finally, and answer to the old question: What Would Jesus Do?

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What the hell is Sean O'Haire doing up there?

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Although he wanted to, Kevin Sullivan couldn't ignore the signs. They wanted him back.

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Finally, the Celts of Old Scotland rise against their christian oppressors! I've been waiting for this for years! The Druids finally...

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...dammit.

[Skippord]

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Gene:Lita get the hell out its Edge I want :naughty:
Edge: :'(

[Hired Hitman]

I just saw, RAW. I was setting up a fetish joke, I didn't know he was actually turned on by feet. :o

...not that there is anything wrong with that.

[nelioneil]

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Gene:Lita get the hell out its Edge I want :naughty:
Edge: :'(

Scary thought :shifty:

[Drakul]

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Jealous of Pipers superior hand woven toupe,HBK kicks it clean off Pipers head
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*later the same night*
Piper: Ha! you got lucky last time but this new hair piece is stuck on with Army Surplus Glue!
HBK: I doubt it'll help.
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HBK: Wow that glue DOES work.