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Kane Knight

07-14-2005, 10:05 PM

I thought that Mohammed Hassan wasn't going to be on tonight, but I just was a warning that referenced recent events and an ongoing storyline.

Is that segment going to air, or what?

Loose Cannon

07-14-2005, 10:06 PM

I hope so, I want to tape it

Shadow

07-14-2005, 10:07 PM

As do I. I don't wanna go on wwe.com to see that promo.

Kane Knight

07-14-2005, 10:10 PM

I wouldn't mind it either. I'm just surprised (And confused) that this would be up there.

M. Banana

07-14-2005, 10:22 PM

Person Attorney :roll:

Loose Cannon

07-14-2005, 10:22 PM

fuck, I thought it was them

M. Banana

07-14-2005, 10:22 PM

Personal*

Kane Knight

07-14-2005, 10:24 PM

fuck, I thought it was them
Fucking cockteases.

M. Banana

07-14-2005, 10:28 PM

LMAO

They're REALLY trying to sell this guy's whiteness..

Kane Knight

07-14-2005, 10:29 PM

God, they really hate the first ammendment rights, don't they?

Nervous Ferret

07-14-2005, 10:34 PM

lol was hopin' Orton was gunna come out of nowhere and RKO Taker.

10 bucks says Orton costs Taker #1 contender at the Bash

Nervous Ferret

07-14-2005, 10:35 PM

then that means 'tista will retain. :-/

not a 'tista fan :(

Kane Knight

07-14-2005, 10:45 PM

Are you a fan of JBL?

Kane Knight

07-14-2005, 10:46 PM

I ask because he's the other choice in the match at GAB

Nervous Ferret

07-14-2005, 11:06 PM

mas o menos

vampiro03

07-14-2005, 11:08 PM

how does a chairshot on top of the head give you 1 black eye? :wtf:

M. Banana

07-14-2005, 11:09 PM

When you punch them in the eye afterwards.

vampiro03

07-14-2005, 11:10 PM

When you punch them in the eye afterwards.

cole said "black eye from the chair shot"

M. Banana

07-14-2005, 11:12 PM

They edited it.

They pipe in cheers, why not announcing?

Gouda

07-14-2005, 11:14 PM

They should bring that attorney in as a character and have him generally be annoying and threaten to sue everybody who tries to touch Hassan.

And damn... those staples in JBL's head looked nasty.

vampiro03

07-14-2005, 11:17 PM

the bwo beat him the fuck up!

Batsu

07-14-2005, 11:17 PM

That was the worst "Hassan"-ing ever.

Here, I thought they were gonna show that promo, but...

Kane Knight

07-14-2005, 11:19 PM

how does a chairshot on top of the head give you 1 black eye? :wtf:
If you land wrong? :?:

Kane Knight

07-14-2005, 11:21 PM

They should bring that attorney in as a character and have him generally be annoying and threaten to sue everybody who tries to touch Hassan.

And damn... those staples in JBL's head looked nasty.
There's be an interesting competition. Who could annoy more people by shouting into the mic during a Hassan match?

Kane Knight

07-14-2005, 11:22 PM

That was the worst "Hassan"-ing ever.

Here, I thought they were gonna show that promo, but...
Naw. Just rednecks stomping guys down for associating with terrorists.

PorkSoda

07-14-2005, 11:24 PM

how does a chairshot on top of the head give you 1 black eye? :wtf:

If you hit a MOFO hard enough with the chair it will cause swelling on your eye. Like one time I got kicked in the ass by this guy and I got kicked so hard my gramma called me on the phone and said "I feel a throbbing right now on my behind. Wanna hamburg?"

That attorney guy, I met him on Sunday, he goes to the school.

Nervous Ferret

07-14-2005, 11:25 PM

cool!

TerranRich

07-14-2005, 11:46 PM

:wtf:

loopydate

07-15-2005, 01:16 AM

God, they really hate the first ammendment rights, don't they?
That's exactly what I was thinking as I watched the segment.

Nothing represents modern America quite like an undead redneck biker cowboy beating the hell out of a lawyer representing a guy from Detroit with a name like Hassan.

Corkscrewed

07-15-2005, 01:30 AM

OMG IRS JUST JOINED HASSAN AND DAIVARI *MARK OUT MARK OUT*

Corkscrewed

07-15-2005, 01:31 AM

Seriously, tho, what loopy said.

But Taker gets even more over by chokeslamming and tombstoning a lawyer.

Fox

07-15-2005, 01:31 AM

Nothing represents modern America quite like an undead redneck biker cowboy beating the hell out of a lawyer representing a guy from Detroit with a name like Hassan.

Oh god, stop, your getting me all emotional.

:'( GOD BLESS AMER-I-CAHHH...

Gouda

07-15-2005, 01:42 AM

I'd like to see a trial angle play out now. Using real logic.

Kane Knight

07-15-2005, 03:12 AM

That's exactly what I was thinking as I watched the segment.

Nothing represents modern America quite like an undead redneck biker cowboy beating the hell out of a lawyer representing a guy from Detroit with a name like Hassan.
It's funny though. This is an extension of an age-old sentiment.

"Go back where you came from!"

"Me? I'm from Palm Springs."

It makes little sense, because so few blacks in this country actually come from Africa. Even our Arab citizens are generally from...Well, Here.

Anyway, here's the thing: Taker needed to wipe his ass o nthe Bill of Rights as he did that. Man, picture the pop he'd have gotten then?

"BOOOO FREEDOM OF SPEECH! WE DON'T WANT THE SAND NIGGERS TALKING! THEY'RE FOREIGNERS...WHILE WE'VE LIVED HERE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME!"

While it boils down less to that, and more to the concept that people are going to boo that which the y don't want to hear...And cheer the guy kicking the ass of the guy saying what they want to hear...

Kane Knight

07-15-2005, 03:13 AM

Hey, I just thought of a HILARIOUS angle for the GAB. People are already speculating on Orton's presence. Why doesn't he come down to the ring...Dressed as a "terrorist." With any luck, the fans will boo and chant "USA!" and he can rip off the mask and strut his gay self.

The Gooch

07-15-2005, 08:55 AM

Anyone else pissed as I am that they are feeding Hassan to Undertaker in his first feud on Smackdown. The guy has great crowd reaction which I think would be killed if he loses his first feud. My logic, if I could go back in time would be to actually have him in a feud with Bob Holly. Yes, you heard that correct Bob Fucking Holly. Who better than a Southern Hick with his redneck attitude to be the first opponent for Hassan. Hassan gets the win over Holly and keeps his heat and momentum going.

The way I see it, if Hassan wins against Taker. It will only be with the assistance of countless "henchmen". I don't see this improving his status or even maintaining his current heat level on the show.

Back in the day when a new arrival came in he was always placed in intial feuds where they ended up looking strong. I think it is a formula that works and they should stick with it. Then again, this involves UT so.....

Can't do anything about, but wanted to post my thoughts on the Subject.

Jaton

07-15-2005, 12:40 PM

I hope so, I want to tape it

Get Net Transport. You can download streaming videos to your hard drive..a la wwe.com

http://www.xi-soft.com/default.htm

Kane Knight

07-15-2005, 01:45 PM

Anyone else pissed as I am that they are feeding Hassan to Undertaker in his first feud on Smackdown. The guy has great crowd reaction which I think would be killed if he loses his first feud. My logic, if I could go back in time would be to actually have him in a feud with Bob Holly. Yes, you heard that correct Bob Fucking Holly. Who better than a Southern Hick with his redneck attitude to be the first opponent for Hassan. Hassan gets the win over Holly and keeps his heat and momentum going.

The way I see it, if Hassan wins against Taker. It will only be with the assistance of countless "henchmen". I don't see this improving his status or even maintaining his current heat level on the show.

Back in the day when a new arrival came in he was always placed in intial feuds where they ended up looking strong. I think it is a formula that works and they should stick with it. Then again, this involves UT so.....

Can't do anything about, but wanted to post my thoughts on the Subject.
Yes, they don't get the point, it seems.