Official Raw Thread (7/18): Will Hogan Accept?

[Nervous Ferret]

lol @ lies

[RP]

LOL KURT!

[Shadow]

Didn't we see this when Cena first showed up?

[Nervous Ferret]

haha I changed my mind

[RP]

I changed my mind..lol

[The Answer]

Come on Angle finish him quick.... make him tap like a bitch again

[Shadow]

................wow.

[RP]

This guy isnt bad.

[SuperSlim]

haha... this guy is cool

[Face Heely]

Kurt Angle Invitational > Masterlock Challenge

[/obvious]

[Shadow]

I changed my mind...this is boring.

[RP]

Maybe a young Ken Shamrock?

[LK]

This guy isnt bad.
He needs to lose the apple on the tights

[darkpower]

I'm impressed by the Striker kid.

Give the man a contract.

[The Answer]

Finish him Kurt!!!!!

[SuperSlim]

I thought it was a 2 minute challenge?

[RP]

Ok what a waste of an opponent.

[Nervous Ferret]

3,000 posts Shadow!!!!!!

[PullMyFinger]

im calling it! next week martell is gonna be back again!

[Shadow]

Sorry...but a full 1 and half minutes of a guy choking another is not a good Kurt Angle match.

[Loose Cannon]

I think they're giving him the Barry Harowitz/123 Kid gimmick

[Linkbowler]

Owned twice.

[RP]

Puppies!

[Face Heely]

He needs to lose the apple on the tights

He's infringing on Carlito's gimmick, and dat's not cool!

[SuperSlim]

well perfect timing I feel like takin a crap break

[KingofOldSchool]

The Diva Search in Philly? :lol:

This should be fun.

[Shadow]

And again I pass my milestone without noticing.

Also...piss break!

[PullMyFinger]

I think they're giving him the Barry Harowitz/123 Kid gimmick
I agree, lol

[Loose Cannon]

The Diva Search in Philly? :lol:

This should be fun.

lol yea

I can't wait now

[LK]

Need to get a beer

[Linkbowler]

One of 'em should come out dressed as Santa Claus.

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

[The Answer]

LOL I bet all the girls say they would eliminate Leyla just like what's her name last year

[Face Heely]

I thought it was a 2 minute challenge?

And I thought your arm needed to drop three times to call it a KO.

[Gone Mad]

Next Week: Matt "the Model" Martell will be Angle's opponent. Watch.

And I have to say, with a time limit, this kid can pull off matches but I dunno, after time, he may or may not make it.

[SuperSlim]

hmmm man this could actually be interesting now

[darkpower]

I wouldn't mind seeing Striker again.

Although I wouldn't mind him being moved to SmackDown and use the lying thing to the WWE's advantage by being a protoge to Eddie Guererro. Just a thought.

And if Ashely gets eliminated tonight, I'll be pissed.

[Volchok]

So is the Diva Search like.. every year now?

[Nervous Ferret]

You guys realize were on pace for over 20 pages in this thread. This is getting ridunkulous.

uhghhg

[Shadow]

Everyone...change the god damn channel...now!

[LK]

LOL I bet all the girls say they would eliminate Leyla just like what's her name last year
You mean Carmella, the bitch with zero personality

[The Answer]

Kristal is gone I have no doubt.....

[SuperSlim]

And I thought your arm needed to drop three times to call it a KO.

if your Masters you only need one.

Christy just needs to let her pups fly free on TV dang it

[Shadow]

Oh and tell me when it's over...cause I'm watching SG-1 now.

[Azriel]

Did Striker get a contract or something?

Oh, and yeah, FINALLY Azriel has come BACK to the RAW thread. WOOOO!!

[Loose Cannon]

FUCK THE DIVAS

FUCK THE DIVAS

[Nervous Ferret]

ughgh

[Nervous Ferret]

It's over Shadow

[SuperSlim]

aight I'll be back

[The Answer]

Leyla's legs :drool: :yes:

[Face Heely]

Striker? I hardly know 'er! :shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

Come on Cameron.

[Nervous Ferret]

SIKE!!!

what a cruel joke :nono:

[Azriel]

I'd like to F the divas myself

[Azriel]

Is this the competition this week? Laaaame

[Loose Cannon]

lol robots

[LK]

They are all reading off a card

[The Answer]

Boring......

[RP]

I love how Non Divas know what it takes to be a diva.

[RP]

I like Summer.

[LK]

lol "BORING!"

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[Loose Cannon]

LOL @ FANS

BORING

There we go

[RP]

Boring chants are the win.

[Azriel]

Obviously, Summer hasnt watched WWE lately

:lol: @ Boring chants

[darkpower]

BORING chants starting.

[Nervous Ferret]

YES
YES
YES
YES

I love you Philly

[Linkbowler]

"not what the wrestling fans are looking for"? NONE OF THEM ARE WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR! Just listen to the crowd!

[Shadow]

They are all reading off a card

A card they wrote themselves.

God damn it...give me a HHH promo...at least that can be somewhat entertaining.

HHH promo>Diva Sluts dissing each other.

[Nervous Ferret]

lol Chirsty

"Guys, stop"

[Batsu]

Oh, BTW... this is wack. Elisabeth is cute, LOL.

[Loose Cannon]

my god, are they serious

[Gone Mad]

BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING

[RP]

They should have had the black chick eating chicken and voting the random white girl off because she's white.

[rob11]

marks out for hometown fans

[The Answer]

Someone pull the trigger....

[RP]

Simona needs to go.

[Face Heely]

I hate to say it, but I saw a glimmer of personality in Elizabeth.

[Azriel]

This is really boring me out. Have them get naked already :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

boo

I want girls calling each other sluts and whores and stuff.

[Loose Cannon]

she's be better in hardcore porn

[Batsu]

oh and for the record...

PHILLY RULES! Keep on with those "BORING" chants!
























(Eagles, BITCH!)

[RP]

Randy Orton should be hosting this contest.

[darkpower]

THANK THE FUCKIN GOD!!

[Batsu]

Simona got cut? Damn.

I liked her, but....she wasn't cut out for this.

ASSLEY MUST WIN.

[RP]

SHOW YOUR TITTIES BEFORE YOU GO!

[Face Heely]

So, ya think they instructed the girls to play nice and try to get each other over in those "confessional" segments?

[Shadow]

Is this almost over?

[Volchok]

WOOOO Assley stays :love:

[The Answer]

Randy Orton should be hosting this contest.

Orton should come in and RKO all these girls

[Azriel]

This is a lousy contest. Big whoop. How is this a good way to vote for someone?

[Yashamaga]

wow that was mad boring

I hate this shit

lol @ fans

[RP]

This Audioslave song is so out of place.

[Shadow]

Oh good...it's over....ahhhhh...wait..

I don't have to see this at Summerslam!

[Gone Mad]

5 more weeks of this? Good god!

Rodd Grissham interviews Mr. Nanny... NEXT!

[Azriel]

Let me guess, Rey's not the father. Eddie is

[Loose Cannon]

I hope Hulk gets crapped on

[SuperSlim]

man I came back form my crap break just as Simona got cut. talk about perfect timing

[Shadow]

Oh great...more King mispronouncing this name.

[RP]

Obviously the secret is that Rey isnt the kids father. Duh.

[Batsu]

SHOW YOUR TITTIES BEFORE YOU GO!

I'm Kip James, BITCH!

[Shadow]

Let me guess, Rey's not the father. Eddie is

That's what everyone is saying.

[Volchok]

I don't like this Heel HBK to much.. I like his cocky, don't give a shit about anything heel back in the day. This is like a depressed heel...

[Loose Cannon]

I really want to see this movie.

[redoneja]

With CM Punk coming to WWE, do you think he'll join Matt Hardy as part of some kind of RoH invasion??

[The Answer]

Let me guess, Rey's not the father. Eddie is

Pretty much

[RP]

Speaking of stereotypical commercials.

[McLegend]

With CM Punk coming to WWE, do you think he'll join Matt Hardy as part of some kind of RoH invasion??
No

[LK]

redonja in one word - no

[Shadow]

...he can make it rain.

[SuperSlim]

ohhhhh boogie man

[KingofOldSchool]

Obviously the secret is that Rey isnt the kids father. Duh.

No, Rey is actually Osama bin Laden.

[RP]

High Qaulity prmo video there.

[The Answer]

Hey Blair Witch Project 3

[Mayo]

Oh good...it's over....ahhhhh...wait..

I don't have to see this at Summerslam!They had that stupid diva dodge ball thing at one of the PV's last year so I wouldn't be too sure :p

[PullMyFinger]

they look alike

[Batsu]

Crap, I thought Kerwin White was bald. He just Bischoffed himself. LOL....

[Azriel]

What the...?

[Shadow]

......THAT'S CHAVO!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And they didn't shave his head, they dyed it blond.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kerwin and Eric are twins!

[LK]

lol at the twins

[FearedSanctity]

LOL

[Shadow]

They had that stupid diva dodge ball thing at one of the PV's last year so I wouldn't be too sure :p

Last year they had alot more diva search people to get through.

[Azriel]

I'm insulted with Chavo's gimmick. At least keep the name

[LK]

you knwo these videos have me quite interested in the Boogeyman

[The Answer]

It's "Hollywood" Chris Jericho

[darkpower]

Tootles.....

LMAO!!!

[RP]

Jericho is amazing as heel

[Azriel]

Battle of the Bands :lol:

[Face Heely]

I'm sold on Kerwin. If it ain't White, it ain't right!

(Only a Guerrero could pull that off.)

[PullMyFinger]

jericho is right...hip hop sucks

[The Answer]

I hate to say it but Fozzie really sucks....

[KingofOldSchool]

RAP CONCERTS SUCK

[Shadow]

Jericho is amazing when he's trying.

And he's trying right now. Which is great.

Who thinks we might see all the faces do a run in during the Lumberjack match?

And HBK amuses me. A lot.

[SuperSlim]

fianlly HBK gets more cocky rather than depressing

[Azriel]

Now, HBK is really back. I love it :lol:l

[The Answer]

HBK= Ultimate Heel

[RP]

HBK needs stubble

[Johnny Vegas]

What the fuck was that comment that Chavo made about? :|

[darkpower]

2 matches on RAW already tonight, and we're gonna get at least 2 more.

Is there a god doing work somewhere tonight?

[SuperSlim]

man they do need more matches

[Shadow]

2 matches on RAW already tonight, and we're gonna get at least 2 more.

Is there a god doing work somewhere tonight?

4 matches on RAW? Somebodies been good.

[KingofOldSchool]

Who thinks we might see all the faces do a run in during the Lumberjack match?

.

All two of them?

[Volchok]

woooooo Cocky HBK not Depressed HBK THANK YOU GOD!

[Shadow]

All two of them?

Well of course.

And god damn I love this commercial....HHH is going to be at Summerslam?

GOD DAMN IT! HE AIN'T GETTING OUT OF DC ALIVE!

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[darkpower]

This is the REAL piss break coming up.

[Gone Mad]

:insert sleepy face here:

IT'S THE PIECE OF SHIT!

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOO

Chris Masters in Philly

[Shadow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO

[LK]

PISS BREAK

[RP]

I gotta poop

[SuperSlim]

dang it I already took a break

[Face Heely]

Nooo! It was all going so well!

Maybe we'll finally see Big Show come out and destroy this douchebag. Or just Tajiri. I mark out every time he kicks Masters in the face.

[Darkone]

And the ratings fall to the floor.

[owenbrown]

wel fuck me running its the human piss break :shifty:

[Azriel]

Another Mastercrap challenge?! Time to gouge my eyes out

[LK]

I pity the fool who steps in the ring with this lump

[Linkbowler]

Two damn challenges in one show. Maybe we'll get Striker/Martel/whatever to break the masterlock now.

[Shadow]

I pity the fool who steps in the ring with this lump

Everyone in the arena who isn't a WWE plant.

[Azriel]

How'd we already get to the 11th page?

Angle needs to answer the challenge

[rob11]

why is wwe doing this to philly?

[KingofOldSchool]

Please SOMEONE break it.

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif
where is the fast forward button?

[Gone Mad]

LOL my visiting cousin who knows nothing of Masters just left for a piss break as soon as he came out. It's instinct and it's international, baby!

[RP]

I bet its Matt Martell

[SuperSlim]

Rosey?

[Batsu]

Rosey?! LOL!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh fuck.

:|

[Darkone]

NO!!! NOT ANOTHER WEEK OF THIS AGAIN NEXT WEEK!!!

[Azriel]

This is lovely :lol:

[Batsu]

The MasterPISS!

[Mayo]

Wow Rosey, is that supposed to scare anyone? He's a midcarder, and that's only because he's riding Hurricane's coattails :roll:

[Shadow]

...Rosey?

SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY BREAK THE LOCK!

[SuperSlim]

finally a challenge, somewhat

[Face Heely]

Hurricane better run in and beat the hell out of Masters. Much better than squashing one half of the tag team champs.

[darkpower]

Rosey?

[Shadow]

Hey...the ref isn't Jack Don this week. Thank god.

[SuperSlim]

haha. this is rather funny

[owenbrown]

rosey's gonna lose :shifty:

[rob11]

rosie does the job

[Linkbowler]

Ya know, Rosey should've done the Angle invitational simply for the "Three Minutes" references.

[Batsu]

CRAP.

[Azriel]

Whats with this one count crap?

[SuperSlim]

one check. come on. man that sucked

[Shadow]

.....Now here comes the Hurricane.

[Azriel]

Finally

[KingofOldSchool]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[LK]

Big Show

[Face Heely]

Weeeeeelllll...

HAHA! WOOOO! It's about time!

[Batsu]

Finally. Kick his ass, Big Slow....end this PISS BREAK.

[SuperSlim]

as soon as he kept on talkin bout size you knew it was him

[RP]

YES PLEASE PAUL PUT A END TO THIS MADNESS!

[The Answer]

Yes!!!! The Big Show finally finishes this Mastercrap challenge....

[Darkone]

YES!!!! Thank God. Its finally over. God bless the big show. Now if only he had taken out the FFX2 commercial as well.

[Gone Mad]

LMAO!! How subtle, you stupid fuckin' MasterBitch!

WELLLLLL... Well, it's the BIG SHOW!

[KingofOldSchool]

*is marking the fuck out*

[owenbrown]

WELL IT IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME BIG SHOW SHUTS THIS FUCKING DICKWAD UP

[SuperSlim]

Big Show finally shows up on TV

[Hired Hitman]

or not... MASTERS MAKES BIG SHOW PASS OUT.....

hopefully he doesn't...

[KingofOldSchool]

:(

[Batsu]

LMFAO!!!

[Linkbowler]

When did Big Show become Dr. Phil?

[Azriel]

So, Show vs. Masters at SS?

[Face Heely]

Wow...that line was at once horribly lame, and incredibly funny.

Man, the only thing more expansive than the Big Show's waistline is his charisma.

[SuperSlim]

man Todd Grisham looks boring

[RP]

Lita just botched swallowing spit.

[darkpower]

Edge and Lita....and a possible Matt Hardy...and a half-foot fetish.

[Mayo]

Edge cut his hair? :eek:

[Batsu]

EDGE...

[Azriel]

Wow, Edge doing great!

[RP]

< Geek

[Deceit]

HOLY SHIT EDGE!!!!!!!!

[SuperSlim]

woohoo :D

[Batsu]

Wow, that was different.

[LK]

Wow! What a promo!

[owenbrown]

edge doing a worked shoot on matt hardy? :eek: :rofl:

[Volchok]

woah...

[Deceit]

damn that was an awesome promo :y:

[KingofOldSchool]

Stick it to the man Edge!

[Azriel]

Edge pulled a Lesnar :lol:

[Gone Mad]

man Todd Grisham looks boring

The man makes Mr. Rogers look like Captain Charisma, he is so stale and bored.

[RP]

I guess if you have the internet or even own a computer for that matter. You're a internet geek. Thats alot of internet geeks.

[PullMyFinger]

cheapshot at the net fans LOL

[darkpower]

Let it be known that not eveyone behind a keyboard has been supportive of Matt Hardy.

[Johnny Vegas]

I don't care what you guys say man...this shit is looking more and more like a shoot everyday...either that or the WWE/Vince has made a HUGE dunce out of me

[Schoenauer]

That had me mark out!

[Volchok]

This is getting good, is the Edge/ Kane match the Main Event.. because if it is... Hardy could come up threw the ring at the end...

[The Answer]

http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/487/boogiemannew19nc.jpg

Im the Boogieman, and im coming to get you!!!!

I just can't see it :wtf:

[SuperSlim]

Matt who?

[Shadow]

Just most of us.

Didn't we hear those same lines before?

[RP]

LOL at WWE making fun of internet geeks then promoting WWE.com.

[Azriel]

He didnt say that neccesarily dark, he was bashing internet marks for being so concerned with their personal life on a whole

[Hired Hitman]

*raises hand*

I'm on your side, Edge, don't hurt my feeling like that, buddy :'(


:shifty:

[darkpower]

Just remember, after all of this:

"Vince fears Jeff Jarrett"

[LK]

Seriously what is he holding?

[Azriel]

HOGAN!!!

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[PullMyFinger]

YAY!!!!!!!!! HULK! HULK! HULK! HULK!

[Shadow]

Wow......Edge really got us.

Let's see how Matt gets into the cage. Bet he climbs it!

[LK]

OLD MAN!!

[FearedSanctity]

Nap time...

[The Answer]

Hogan!!!! Hogan!!! (bows down to the Icon)

[RP]

I cant believe i used to sing this song.

[Azriel]

*bows the F*CK down*

I dont care what anyone might say, everytime I see him I feel like a 9 year old all over again.

<---Hulkamaniac 4 Life

[RP]

I'm a fake American.

[LK]

Come on Hogan stop posing! Only got a hour left!

[Shadow]

Can you...WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING WITH HIS MAN TITTIES!?

[mike627]

please shawn put Hogan outta his misery..

[darkpower]

A HULK HOGAN WRESTLING BUDDY!!

I had one of those. I think I still have it somewhere.

[KingofOldSchool]

I am an aging veteran.

Fight for the rights of me and my friends.

If you mock my hair, I'll no sell your chair.

I gotta be World Champ, I can't help but whine.