RAW Captions 18/7/05

[Cool King]

There are some pretty good pics this week, as usuall, I'll do some captions later.:)


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[Hired Hitman]

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Homosexual/Blowjob joke

[SuperSlim]

*Triple H's music begins to play.
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MY PUSH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Xero]

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This is seconds before Sean O'Haire's cage claims Hulk Hogan as it's own.

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Romeo breaks the Master Lock!

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Lita botches privacy.

[TerranRich]

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Cena: MY spinny belt...ALL MINE!!!

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Shelton: Fly, crazy-haired Cuban, FLLLYYY!!!!

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Ref: Ouch! What a wedgie!

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Look out Rosey! You've got something green on your back!

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Vince: Why are you looking at me like that? Of COURSE you suck!

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Masters contemplates whether he should take Big Show up on his mutual HJ proposal.
HJ = handjob, duh
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Stryker: Do the angry face! DO IT!!!!

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Angle: And THIS is for breaking the TitanTron!
Stryker: It was an accident! GAAH! [taps within 1/100 of a second]

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Stryker: The lights...they're so...so beautiful!

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Hogan: NO! I will NOT come down to the ring until I'm ready! And YOU can't MAKE me!!! Hmph!

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WWE experiments on how Hogan would look inside of a six-sided ring.

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Edge: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ALL THECOLORANGRYFACEAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!

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The 50's had its share of movies well ahead of its time. Here we see a Matrix-style dodge before it was popularized in the 90's.

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After seeing that Lita was the one waiting for him down below, Edge quickly scampered back UP the cage.

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Lita: GOT YOUR BALLS! HA HA!
Edge: Ugh. Not now, Lita, seriously.

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Cena: You got my WHAT?
Jericho: Your nose, BITCH!
Cena: Give it back, dawg!

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Jericho: Finally! I can say it! YEEEEEOOOOUUUU'RREE the homo!!!
Cena: No! Jericho! Don't say such things!

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Gene Snitsky opera!
Snitsky: It wasn't my faaaauuuuullllltt!!!
Cena: La la laaaaa!!

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Angle: MAN, what a great ass!

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Jericho: Nooo! I'm going bald, HBK-style!
Fan: Ooh, I gotta take a picture of THIS!

[El Santo]

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Rosey learned the hard way that you don't say "no" to Chris Masters when he wants to play horsey.


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In the latest version on "Jack and the Beanstalk", Masters tries to steal the hen that lays the golden eggs before the giant finishes taking a dump.

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Fans are treated to one of the more hilarious episodes of "American Idol: Duets".

[Dave Youell]

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Shelton was stunned, just how did Carlito manage to get ONTOP of the glass ceiling?

[BatistaBomb]

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wwe brings back an old wcw gimmick
carlito is arachnaman

[Vastardikai]

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People started worrying about Cena when they discovered he had his hand surgically removed and replaced with the spinny belt.

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Shelton: *Burrrp* It's working, Carlito!

Carlito: *Burrrp* Not as well for me, though.

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Referee: Dude, get a room!

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The crowd was amazed by Master's new finisher: A diving version of Jarrett's stroke off the top.

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Master's was shocked when his boring segment got interrupted by the latest Diva Search contest.

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Masters: Damn, Steve Austin REALLLY let himself go!

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Kurt: He broke my invisible Tricycle! :'(

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Kurt: If you want a push in the WWE, you have to get a goat, go to Vince McMahon's office and...

Striker: Never mind! I don't want it!

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It's been discovered that someone has found Maria's brain...

Striker: Kurt Angle... he's soooo dreamy!

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Hunter: I wonder how long it takes him to figure out that I took a dump on his boas

Hulk: What's that smell?

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After all these years of doing concerts, Hulk never learned that when you're singing to the crowd, you should actually LOOK at the crowd...

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Little did they know, the New World Order was about to run in on their cage match.

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Kane agrees, that will be the Hardest.Limbo Pole.Ever.

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Lita: I heard Maria was the referee for the cage match.

Edge: Hogwash!

Referee Maria: TOUCHDOWN!

Edge and Lita: :wtf:

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Lita: I love you Chris!

Edge: My name is Adam, not Chris! Which one have you been sleeping with?

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Kurt: I can't believe how easy Lita is! And she actually believed me when I said my name was Chris!

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Y2J: You can't hit me! You can't hit me!

Cena: :(

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Ref: Did I ever tell you about the time Chris went out with that transexual?

Chris: DON'T TELL THAT STORY!

Gene: That's kind of gross...

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The foot fetish is one thing, but getting off on people sucking your wrist?

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Kurt checks to see if the Human Letter T is up to Regulation...

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Jericho learns the hard way that Masters stole Richards' ability to turn invisible, locking on the Masterlock...

[Londoner]

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Cena: See, i told you guys i could make it on Raw.

*HHH's music hits*

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Carlito: Shelton, your not the only one who can do high flying moves!

[SuperSlim]

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Carlito: AHHHHHHHH A BUG! HELP!

Shelton: I can't hold you up forever.

[Disturbed316]

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lol, still has the smackdown plates on it.

[Blue Demon]

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due to the cutbacks the WWE had to revert to black and white, and due to time constraints was forced to use film noir style narration instead of promos