Smackdown spoilers

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*Show opens with video package announcing JBL will have a victory speech "tonight" for his victory this Sunday against Batista for the WWE World championship.

*Rey Mysterio defeated Super Crazy via DQ. Eddie Guerrero comes down and does commentary several minutes in. Mysterio hits the 619 on Crazy. Guerrero grabs one of the lawn mowers and breaks it over Rey's back for the DQ.

*They did a video feature on two great Americans - JBL and George Washington.

*Backstage, Eddie Guerrero tells Teddy Long that he's leaving. Long says that he isn't going anywhere because he has a match tonight. When he questions who he is wrestling, Long says it's a secret.

*Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Christian. They keep showing footage of Christian hitting the Unprettier on Booker T. Christian says that he's going to defeat Booker at the Great American Bash.

*Backstage, Road Warrior Animal is putting on his makeup. Heidenreich comes up to him and says he has a poem for Animal. Animal says he is more like Hawk than he thought.

*They air another video on two great Americans - JBL and Neil Armstrong.

*Animal & Heidenreich defeated Julio Dinero and Nick Berk, using the Doomsday Device for the win.

*Chris Benoit is the mystery opponent for Eddie Guerrero. He tells Guerrero that he's listening to the wrong people and even his wife is trying to reason with him. Benoit was busted open across the back of his neck and was bleeding badly. Guerrero walked out after about 18 minutes and near falls.

*They aired a recap of Undertaker laying out Muhammad Hassan's lawyer last week.

*Candice Michelle comes out and announces the United States military will see the PPV this weekend for free. Melina comes out and they mention that Michelle will be the referee this weekend for the Melina vs. Wilson match. She attacked Michelle and tries to pull off her skirt. Torrie Wilson made the save and ran off Melina.

*They aired a video on two great Americans - JBL and Martin Luther King.

*Booker T pinned Simon Dean. Simon said that he respects Booker, but not Sharmell because she goes to the buffet "Five times, Five times, Five times."

*They aired a video of two great Americans - JBL and Ronald Regan.

*JBL's "Victory Speech" features JBL coming out dressed like Uncle Sam as they drop red, white, and blue confetti. He says that last year at the Great American Bash he won the belt and he will again this year. He noted that Batista is on the cover of Smackdown Magazine and shows a mock-up of the "next issue" with JBL winning the belt. Batista hit the ring and ran off JBL and Orlando Jordan. Batista wore the Uncle Sam hat before losing.

Dark Match:

*The Undertaker & WWE World champion Batista & Rey Mysterio defeated Eddie Guerrero & Triple H & JBL. Guerrero and JBl walked out on Hunter towards the end of the match, leaving Undertaker pinned HHH with a tombstone after a 619 and a spinebuster.

[Corkscrewed]

lol... HHH got pwn'd



Eddie's getting fired for ditching HHH. :'(

[El Santo]

The JBL & great Americans promo sound like they'll be worth watching. :)

[Bad Company]

So I wonder if Animal & Heidenreich will become LOD 2000 :shifty:

[Volchok]

Sounds like a good show...

[TerranRich]

Bad Company, that's a silly thought.

...

They'll be LOD 2005 :shifty:

[DominateR]

I thought it was very disrespectful to all the TRULY great americans in the video clips, G. Washington, N. Armstrong, Dr. MLK, Jr., & President Reagan NOT JBL :nono: JBL is just being paid to act, like everyone else in wwe does. let's compare JBL's acheivements to these 4 men

JBL--Won WWE Championship DIRTY at GAB '04, and kept retaining it until WM 21 BY CHEATING, until Cena dethroned him at Mania, and ran a cheap cabinet to cover his ass and interfere in matches he otherwise would have lost--it's no wonder the bashams got fed up with him and left his sorry ass I would too! :D :rofl: :lol:

Washington--led the first american army ever to victory over the british and was instrumental in that way by helping america get itself recognized as an independent country, something JBL HAS NOT DONE.

Neil Armstrong--One of the first US astronauts, he took a great risk by going to another place that had never been explored before in search of information about the moon and our galaxy, and risked his life. JBL HAS NOT RISKED HIS LIFE BY GOING TO SPACE, AND MAYBE BARELY AT MOST IN *ANY* OF HIS MATCHES.

MLK--Led the civil rights movement in a whole new direction and elevated it to a whole new level, along with other civil rights activists of the time such as Malcom X and Rosa Parks, and gave minorities or whatever you want to call it, a new step towards more equality in america--something JBL HAS NOT DONE.

Reagan--Took the country out of probably the 2nd or 3rd greatest depression periods our nation has ever seen and fixed numerous problems in his administration--such as he brought unemployment drastically lower, and risked raising taxes in order to try and get the country out of it's national debt or deficit and give us a surplus among 100s of other great things he did--it is an OUTRAGE and a TRUE DISGRACE that this piece of garbage called JBL is compared to one of the top 10 greatest american presidents of all time, and it is also an outrage and disgrace by Vince because he chose to make these videos, and by UPN, because they dared to let these 4 pieces of crap make it to the air. In conclusion about the Reagan video, I hope Nancy and the rest of the family see the video so they can call Vince or write to him about how disgusted they are that he would dishonor Mr. Reagan so blatantly--if she does see it she and her family will have every right to be pissed as hell, I know I sure would be, especially seeing how Mr. Reagan only passed on to a better place 1 1/2 to 2 years ago.

Well I'm finally done...any thoughts on this post, discuss at will--or mods feel free to split this into a whole other topic.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I thought it was very disrespectful to all the TRULY great americans in the video clips, G. Washington, N. Armstrong, Dr. MLK, Jr., & President Reagan NOT JBL :nono: JBL is just being paid to act, like everyone else in wwe does. let's compare JBL's acheivements to these 4 men

JBL--Won WWE Championship DIRTY at GAB '04, and kept retaining it until WM 21 BY CHEATING, until Cena dethroned him at Mania, and ran a cheap cabinet to cover his ass and interfere in matches he otherwise would have lost--it's no wonder the bashams got fed up with him and left his sorry ass I would too! :D :rofl: :lol:

Washington--led the first american army ever to victory over the british and was instrumental in that way by helping america get itself recognized as an independent country, something JBL HAS NOT DONE.

Neil Armstrong--One of the first US astronauts, he took a great risk by going to another place that had never been explored before in search of information about the moon and our galaxy, and risked his life. JBL HAS NOT RISKED HIS LIFE BY GOING TO SPACE, AND MAYBE BARELY AT MOST IN *ANY* OF HIS MATCHES.

MLK--Led the civil rights movement in a whole new direction and elevated it to a whole new level, along with other civil rights activists of the time such as Malcom X and Rosa Parks, and gave minorities or whatever you want to call it, a new step towards more equality in america--something JBL HAS NOT DONE.

Reagan--Took the country out of probably the 2nd or 3rd greatest depression periods our nation has ever seen and fixed numerous problems in his administration--such as he brought unemployment drastically lower, and risked raising taxes in order to try and get the country out of it's national debt or deficit and give us a surplus among 100s of other great things he did--it is an OUTRAGE and a TRUE DISGRACE that this piece of garbage called JBL is compared to one of the top 10 greatest american presidents of all time, and it is also an outrage and disgrace by Vince because he chose to make these videos, and by UPN, because they dared to let these 4 pieces of crap make it to the air. In conclusion about the Reagan video, I hope Nancy and the rest of the family see the video so they can call Vince or write to him about how disgusted they are that he would dishonor Mr. Reagan so blatantly--if she does see it she and her family will have every right to be pissed as hell, I know I sure would be, especially seeing how Mr. Reagan only passed on to a better place 1 1/2 to 2 years ago.

Well I'm finally done...any thoughts on this post, discuss at will--or mods feel free to split this into a whole other topic.

Okay, maybe my tolerance level is becoming low, but I have to say this... ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID YOU DAFT FUCKING CUNT??? IT'S SCRIPTED, AND HE'S A HEEL!! It's called heel heat you ignorant son of a bitch! Thank god you have no chance of pro-creating... Get the fuck out of here.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Also, JBL did all of those things...

For example, equality... He ran those border jumpers out of America, making sure that Americans have equal rights, and they don't have to share their rights with dirty Mexicans....

Plus, JBL fought in the Revolutionary war... Not many people know this, but he actually went on a covert mission to kill the King.

[Skippord]

Okay, maybe my tolerance level is becoming low, but I have to say this... ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID YOU DAFT FUCKING CUNT??? IT'S SCRIPTED, AND HE'S A HEEL!! It's called heel heat you ignorant son of a bitch! Thank god you have no chance of pro-creating... Get the fuck out of here.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

anywho sounds like its gonna be a good Smackdown

[Skippord]

I thought it was very disrespectful to all the TRULY great americans in the video clips, G. Washington, N. Armstrong, Dr. MLK, Jr., & President Reagan NOT JBL :nono: JBL is just being paid to act, like everyone else in wwe does. let's compare JBL's acheivements to these 4 men

JBL--Won WWE Championship DIRTY at GAB '04, and kept retaining it until WM 21 BY CHEATING, until Cena dethroned him at Mania, and ran a cheap cabinet to cover his ass and interfere in matches he otherwise would have lost--it's no wonder the bashams got fed up with him and left his sorry ass I would too! :D :rofl: :lol:

Right :|

Washington--led the first american army ever to victory over the british and was instrumental in that way by helping america get itself recognized as an independent country, something JBL HAS NOT DONE.

How would he lead the first American army if Washington did :shifty:

Neil Armstrong--One of the first US astronauts, he took a great risk by going to another place that had never been explored before in search of information about the moon and our galaxy, and risked his life. JBL HAS NOT RISKED HIS LIFE BY GOING TO SPACE, AND MAYBE BARELY AT MOST IN *ANY* OF HIS MATCHES.

:wtf: just WTF

MLK--Led the civil rights movement in a whole new direction and elevated it to a whole new level, along with other civil rights activists of the time such as Malcom X and Rosa Parks, and gave minorities or whatever you want to call it, a new step towards more equality in america--something JBL HAS NOT DONE.

We all know JBL has made it better for people who look like Buckwheat

Reagan--Took the country out of probably the 2nd or 3rd greatest depression periods our nation has ever seen and fixed numerous problems in his administration--such as he brought unemployment drastically lower, and risked raising taxes in order to try and get the country out of it's national debt or deficit and give us a surplus among 100s of other great things he did--it is an OUTRAGE and a TRUE DISGRACE that this piece of garbage called JBL is compared to one of the top 10 greatest american presidents of all time, and it is also an outrage and disgrace by Vince because he chose to make these videos, and by UPN, because they dared to let these 4 pieces of crap make it to the air. In conclusion about the Reagan video, I hope Nancy and the rest of the family see the video so they can call Vince or write to him about how disgusted they are that he would dishonor Mr. Reagan so blatantly--if she does see it she and her family will have every right to be pissed as hell, I know I sure would be, especially seeing how Mr. Reagan only passed on to a better place 1 1/2 to 2 years ago.

MARK

Well I'm finally done...any thoughts on this post, discuss at will--or mods feel free to split this into a whole other topic.

[The Mackem]

*Animal & Heidenreich defeated Julio Dinero and Nick Berk, using the Doomsday Device for the win.

*Booker T pinned Simon Dean. Simon said that he respects Booker, but not Sharmell because she goes to the buffet "Five times, Five times, Five times."


When did they pick up Dinero and Nick Berk? Isn't Berk the guy that plays a woman beater character?

LOL @ Simon Dean

[PureHatred]

LOL at WWKD. theANIMAL you really should leave. This forum isn't for you.

Also, sounds like a very entertaining SD.

[Vastardikai]

I am a retard with a computer, and I just started watching wrestling two weeks ago. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna try to act hard and show some outrage at something that, in reality, no outrage is really needed for.

[tucsonspeed6]

I sure do miss the bWo. Understandably they're probably only hyping up wrestlers that are going to be in the GAB, but I still hope they come back next week. With Dean returning as himself this week, I doubt they will...unless he starts double dipping with his gimmicks.

Sounds pretty good. I'll watch it only to try to forget about the abysmal Raw this week. BTW, anyone who has JBL in their fantasy roster will be racking in the points this week it looks like.

[DominateR]

ALL OF YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!