PorkSoda
07-23-2005, 08:29 PM
Yeah, so today at the end of class, there was only like 8 of us today, a new kid whos like 14 joined and he's getting everything down his first time, we cut promos on each other. The guy in charge was talking about how we should have character and stuff like that. So this guy, Cofey, (Ko-Fey) I can't spell his name, cut a promo on the new kid, Jose, saying he can't steal his thunder and stuff. Then Jose got up saying he can or something. Then this like 7 foot guy came in and starting snorting like he was an animal saying he should be feared, and this other kid got into stuff. I don't really remember what they were saying, but they were good.
Then I got up there, and it sucked. I was cutting a promo on this guy named Al. I can't really remember word for word what I said, but the guy in charge, Milonas, has a beard like Tyson Tomko, and I started off by insulting him and the 7 foot guy, the whole "promo" went something like this:
"Yeah, its about time Goat Boy and Daddy Long Legs are finally done. But I'm not here to trash you guys, I got to take on this Al Wilson guy. Al, didn't you die two years ago for having too much sex with Dawn Marie? I don't know where you came from. Where you from Lawerence? Lowell? North Andover? Park Place? Doesn't matter where you come from. You ever play Monopoly? Tonight, I'm the boot, your the dog, and I'm kicking your ass."
Yeah, so that was basically that. I don't think this Al guy's last name is Wilson, but he looks like Torrie Wilson's father. Other than that, last Wednesday just went deeper into chain wrestling. Like reversing headlocks into a wristlock, reversing that into a hammorlock and all that good stuff. Also went into the turnbuckles a little bit, which you got to hit your ass area and back at the same time. And today I was taught the irish whip. You take their left hand with your left hand, walk to the middle of the ring and whip him. They run when the time was right. Other than that, basically did tie ups, fell a couple times, which I pretty much have down, ran against the ropes, and exited the ring. Besides baseball sliding out, there's 4 ways of exiting the ring, you know how when people get clotheslined over, they go back out over the ropes? That's the hardest thing I have to do. Can't launch myself over, it sucks. I'll probably get it over time though. I'm actually having fun when I go there, I don't say/do that very often, but I am. It's pretty cool once you really get deeper into it.
Then I got up there, and it sucked. I was cutting a promo on this guy named Al. I can't really remember word for word what I said, but the guy in charge, Milonas, has a beard like Tyson Tomko, and I started off by insulting him and the 7 foot guy, the whole "promo" went something like this:
"Yeah, its about time Goat Boy and Daddy Long Legs are finally done. But I'm not here to trash you guys, I got to take on this Al Wilson guy. Al, didn't you die two years ago for having too much sex with Dawn Marie? I don't know where you came from. Where you from Lawerence? Lowell? North Andover? Park Place? Doesn't matter where you come from. You ever play Monopoly? Tonight, I'm the boot, your the dog, and I'm kicking your ass."
Yeah, so that was basically that. I don't think this Al guy's last name is Wilson, but he looks like Torrie Wilson's father. Other than that, last Wednesday just went deeper into chain wrestling. Like reversing headlocks into a wristlock, reversing that into a hammorlock and all that good stuff. Also went into the turnbuckles a little bit, which you got to hit your ass area and back at the same time. And today I was taught the irish whip. You take their left hand with your left hand, walk to the middle of the ring and whip him. They run when the time was right. Other than that, basically did tie ups, fell a couple times, which I pretty much have down, ran against the ropes, and exited the ring. Besides baseball sliding out, there's 4 ways of exiting the ring, you know how when people get clotheslined over, they go back out over the ropes? That's the hardest thing I have to do. Can't launch myself over, it sucks. I'll probably get it over time though. I'm actually having fun when I go there, I don't say/do that very often, but I am. It's pretty cool once you really get deeper into it.