Official: Great American Bash Thread

[Ringmaster Mastodon]

Yes. Ciao Loose Cannon. I'm off anyway.. and I won't be back. So ban away.

[The Answer]

Is TPWW going to invade Rajah's?

Find out next week, same Bat channel, same Bat time...

[LK]

LC the nimrod they call Bixente has spread to the Q & A section

[GODSON]

Well this should stop the navy guys from homosexuality for 5 minutes...

My best friend in the Navy. He is far from gay.

[LK]

Really amazing the difference a year makes. Last year no one cared about Batista and now listen to the reactions he gets.

[The Answer]

My best friend in the Navy. He is far from gay.

Don't drop a twenty next time you see him...

[Volchok]

Seriously what is with all the newbies, It's seriously depressing to see the future of TPWW and of the world...

[Loose Cannon]

My best friend in the Navy. He is far from gay.

oh, did you check it out?

[GODSON]

Really amazing the difference a year makes. Last year no one cared about Batista and now listen to the reactions he gets.

It's all because HHH. HHH can make anyone get pops, Shelton,Eugene, you name them.

[The Answer]

*Praying for a Batista win*

[LK]

Did anyone else notice Cole look at the flag with disgust? Get that fucking terrorist off TV!

[LK]

Dancin' Dave

[LK]

Surely I have got to get this prediction right

[The Answer]

Did anyone else notice Cole look at the flag with disgust? Get that fucking terrorist off TV!

vBulletin Message

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to legendkiller again.

[Nervous Ferret]

I think I'm the only one rooting for BJL. :(

GO BJL!

[The Answer]

I will be disgusted if Batista loses to JBL after beating HHH three straight times.

[LK]

Go Dancin' Dave

[LK]

My prediction points really need it

[PureHatred]

WTF with this thread? There are more jobbers than an episode of Impact.

Also...:nono: my fantasy team.

[The Answer]

My prediction points really need it

Everyone is in trouble.I don't think anyone picked Melina in the bra and panties match either.

So far I have wins thanks to Taker and Road warriors V2. Losses thanks to Rey, Torrie, OJ and Booker.

[LK]

Hey PureHatred why'd you stop c-fedding

[Nervous Ferret]

nah I thought Melina was an obvious win. That, and Taker, and besides that I'm scewed. I voted for 'tista even though I'm rooting for JBL

[Nervous Ferret]

HOLY FUCK!!! YES YES YES I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! YES YES

[Nervous Ferret]

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. :cool:

[PureHatred]

Also, LOL at GODSON only making an appearance after any decent TNA show (so like, once every 3 months). Wher ethe fuck were you when they jobbed AJ Styles, lost thier TV deal, lost another TV deal with WGN, failed miserably at web-casting their TV shows and then announced that they would have to pay to be on a graveyard time slot Saturday on Spike. After Spike has spent the last two months trasing pro-wrestling.

You're not a fan. You're a fucking shill. And thats why no one takes you seriously.

[PureHatred]

Hey PureHatred why'd you stop c-fedding

Good lord, that reminds me I have to talk to Savior. Basically, my job demands expanded and I stopped having time. Also, i'm working on another side project that is actually making me some money.

[LK]

Fair enough. The Hateman ruled!

[GODSON]

javy_z@yahoo.com

Everybody email this address if they want $35 back from this ppv.

[LK]

Must saiy that this match has been largely uninspiring

[The Answer]

Why does the WWE keeping doing this to us. Any wrestling fan can see that JBL's wrestling skills are below par and when he isn't in there with a good technical wrestler this shows more than ever. Hogan and JBL pretty much have the same wrestling skill but god damn Hogan is more entertaining at least.

[Nervous Ferret]

lol Nick "Cannon" has a new movie coming out.

[Impact!]

Has the BWO v Mexicools happened yet.

[The Answer]

Note to the WWE: Please no JBL/Batista 2

[LK]

I don't know Answer, I think JBL has picked up his game a bit recently and to be honest I was expecting a decent match here but I'm not seeing anything great right now.

[LK]

Has the BWO v Mexicools happened yet.
Yeah

[PureHatred]

Well this should stop the navy guys from homosexuality for 5 minutes...

I was in the Navy for 4 plus years. And there's not really that much gayness on the ship. Mainly because there's brothels in every port you hit.

[The Answer]

Has the BWO v Mexicools happened yet.

Of course it's 10:40. Mexicools won with a psycho leg drop on Nova.

[Volchok]

Can someone gimme a recap of what has happen so far on this so very awesome ppv?

[Loose Cannon]

Also, LOL at GODSON only making an appearance after any decent TNA show (so like, once every 3 months). Wher ethe fuck were you when they jobbed AJ Styles, lost thier TV deal, lost another TV deal with WGN, failed miserably at web-casting their TV shows and then announced that they would have to pay to be on a graveyard time slot Saturday on Spike. After Spike has spent the last two months trasing pro-wrestling.

You're not a fan. You're a fucking shill. And thats why no one takes you seriously.

GODSON, can we have a response here please?

[The Answer]

I was in the Navy for 4 plus years. And there's not really that much gayness on the ship. Mainly because there's brothels in every port you hit.

That's cool and interesting :lol: :naughty:

[GODSON]

I be back and I will recruit alot of fans to take over this place. It's just the beginning..........

[PureHatred]

javy_z@yahoo.com

Everybody email this address if they want $35 back from this ppv.

You're cute. I didn't defend this PPV. i was just saying that the reason no one can take abny of your opinions seriously is that you only talk about the good things in TNA and cant or won't admit any of their faults. You're a mindless fanboy. Which is exactly what you piss and moan that anyone who watches the WWE is.

[Impact!]

Of course it's 10:40. Mexicools won with a psycho leg drop on Nova.
wow, one of the only matches I predicted correctly....go me.

[GODSON]

jes_pac2001@yahoo.com

Email me if you want your money back

[Impact!]

This PPV sounds like it has been a total pile of crap, but then again it ain't no TNA :shifty:

[The Answer]

Oh man my predictions :nono:

[LK]

Can someone gimme a recap of what has happen so far on this so very awesome ppv?
VEry well:

Heidenreich and Animal beat MNM with a Doomsday Device
OJ beat Benoit (yes OJ's run as US champ continues)
Taker beat Hassan and then tried to kill him (but no one will complain about that)
Rey beat Eddie
Melina beat Torrie
the Mexicools beat the bWo (I am still amazed that Psicosis didn't snap his leg in half)
oh and Booker beat Captain Charisma

[PureHatred]

That's cool and interesting :lol: :naughty:

If you're ever in Rota, Spain go to a place called the Garden Spot. that's all I'm saying.

[Impact!]

I want my money back but I don't wanna email you

[LK]

Did Batista get DQ'ed

[LK]

Guess they will go with Batista vs JBL at SS

[The Answer]

Batista get's DQ'ed because he hit OJ and JBL with a steel chair. Batista then bashes both multiple times with a steel chair. And now a couple of Batista bombs.

I WALK FOR MILES IN A PIT OF DANGER!!!!

[Impact!]

But the undertaker is the number 1 contender, if they go with Batista v JBL it will make no sense, and that's something that never happens in the WWE :shifty:

[PureHatred]

I be back and I will recruit alot of fans to take over this place. It's just the beginning..........

I've read the posts on the TNA boards. There's nothing but mindless fanboys like you. Brong someone back who will actually repsond to the fact the JJ killed the heat of everyone he faced, that TNA has stupidly booked every major talent they've had, and that they have yet to turn a profit..in short bring someone back who's smarter than you.


Maybe Mike747 is free.

[Impact!]

you know what this means.....



Damn you Hassan

[Volchok]

oh god no....

[Volchok]

Why TPWW, Why Us...

[John la Rock]

fuck I think I finished like 1-8 in Tipsters lol

WTF is wrong with the writers? OJ still US Champ?

[Linkbowler]

I be back and I will recruit alot of fans to take over this place. It's just the beginning..........


Is Matt Hardy in the building?

[The Answer]

I be back and I will recruit alot of fans to take over this place. It's just the beginning..........

Their are more like you I thought the population of brain dead hicks was decreasing.

[Gerard]

Jbl was tossing out little mini american flags to the crowd, what really needed to happen was someone getting the stick in the eye and coming running to the front of the crowd blood flying every where just to see the look on jbl's face. :shifty:

[Hired Hitman]

Is there a website with images of this PPV?

[PullMyFinger]

I see this GODSON loser writing in the TNA boards all the time when I get a good laugh reading.

[blake639raw]

Wow, I ordered this ppv, and man did it suck. So now they're gonna push Orlando? Ok, the time to do that was 3-4 months ago, when he WON THE TITLE. As far as Booker beating Christian, I guess I seen it coming, but to me, Booker is a dead issue. For anybody who thinks Christian will go places on SD, hahahahahahahahahahah, yeah right.

So now with Taker being the number 1 contender, and JBL/Batista ending in a DQ, where does that leave us for SummerSlam? 3-way? What about Orton? Will they throw a few more guys in and do a gimmick match? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

[Hired Hitman]

Fatal Four Way for the title at Summerslam, You think, Blake?

[Savio]

Is there a website with images of this PPV?No but I have videos :D
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I hate Charmell

[The Answer]

No but I have videos :D
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I hate Charmell

Sharmell with an S

[Innovator]

Sharmell is dead weight on Booker, its like watching Slim and Ilt in WWE

[Hired Hitman]

I'll look out for those videos, Sav :y:

[loopydate]

Sharmell is dead weight on Booker, its like watching Slim and Ilt in WWE
But without the awesome LPD-got-Ilt-pregnant twist.

[The Naitch]

Sharmell is dead weight on Booker, its like watching Slim and Ilt in WWE

lol

don't forget Radd vs. Slim at OLD SCHOOL :lol:

[Innovator]

But without the awesome LPD-got-Ilt-pregnant twist.SHHH, you blew Test's big comeback

[Innovator]

oh yeah, some PPV thoughts

-Poor Benoit...standing ovation for even attempting to carry Jordan

-MNM get pushed to the moon....and lose to a fat Animal and Heidenreich?

-Why does JBL need a dq win? It does nothing, NOTHING

[Batsu]

So the final verdict?

Thanks to UPN being the Urinous Pussy Network, this PPV has minimal payoff.
Christian falls.
Hassan falls (had they not said the "never be seen on SmackDown again" line)
Rey wins?
Benoit continues to get buried (but then again, since he is a former World Champ, he shouldn't be going backwards with the belts IMO).
MNM loses the tag belts. (I don't see Heidenreich/Animal holding them for long though)
The title match ends in a clusterfudge DQ.

Well, at least JBL didn't win it again this year.
There'll definitely be a 3 way at Summerslam. I'd rather see Hassan job to Batista than Undertaker at this point.

The rest of this PPV is irrelevant. I would have been happy either way the Mexicools/bWo match went, and LOL @ the B&P match...

Hassan doesn't deserve to be killed off, though. They should put him on Raw before WWE moves from Spike back to USA. I can't say that enough.

Maybe a last minute trade deal with RAW could happen, but that's wishful thinking.

SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE WITH OJ. He needs a real finisher, and not that blasted Complete Shot. Hassan uses it, so does OJ, so does Taker....a new finisher is needed for him. If he's going to be wearing that US Title, he needs both fodder and something to make him stand out.

[Gouda]

Christian- Why bury him already? You've been handed a good thing. A guy who is over, and was starting to get into the spotlight on Raw. You push him back down to that eternal midcard jobber he was before?

MNM Loses- Ok, Heidy and Animal aren't going to be around long since Animal most likely will leave soon, as this is just publicity. You did not need to have the belts on them for publicity. You could have MNM keep the builts, retaining their heat, but in a cheap/fluke way that still makes Animal look good. Publicity without doing damage to MNM

Eddie Loses- What's the point? He definatley should have won. He can't keep losing. He has to win one eventually. Tonight should have been it.

Benoit loses- This one is just mind boggling. No one cares about Orlando Jordan. Benoit is one of the top stars, and fresh from Raw. It would make sense to put the belt on him. Especially when after the eventson Smackdown,he has a potential program with Eddie already. While OJ was nothing, is nothing, and has nothing to go onto.

Batista getting DQed- Why take away his steam? He beat HHH three times, lethim beat JBL. Show that he is truly the top guy.

[Mikey]

Biggest Heat:

-JBL-and not in a good way. In a X-Pac way
-Orlando Jordan- see JBL, but double it

:lol:

[TerranRich]

You know, I'm seriously disappointed with ALL of you. Iinstead of giving us a play-by-play commentary and what's going on with the PPV, like I expect from the RAW threads, you guys bitch and complain about the n00bs. Sure, the n00bs did ruin this thread by posting utter shit and annoying the hell out of everybody ("What is wrestling?" WTF?!), but seriously, at the time that the bWo vs. Mexi-Cools happened, nobody bothered to even mention it, except for an occasional "oh wow crazy leg drop". A fucking leg drop. Wow, okay, that helps.

There's a reason I don't buy any PPVs anymore. I can find live results on the web. Tonight I was disappointed by this board, more by the idiotic n00bs infesting this thread with their stupidity, but also a little bit at the rest of you guys for paying attention to them and playing along with them.

:) Ranting over.

[MVP]

Find another board and quit your bitching.

Anyway, WWE's sure-fire method of keeping championships on people who can't get over if they can make it rain money; is working like a charm. It makes sure that egotistic, overrated workers like Chris Benoit stay out of the title scene.

[V]

i fell asleep during this ppv twice lol

[Joe Kerr]

I was looking forward to the BWo ....unfortunatly meanie never got in the ring and the match was way to quick...at least Hassan got an ass whoopen

[SuperSlim]

bWo was on Velocity. that was pretty nice. but man this PPV sounded like a piece of crap.

[Disturbed316]

Wow, what a waste of time that was. I thought it was going ok up untill Rey/Guerrero. Everything after that was just :|

Also, why the fuck is Jordan still US champ? Am I right in thinking this is his first title defence since winning it?

[The Mackem]

Right I watched this at like 1am to 3 or 4am so I fell asleep during bits so can somebody fill in the blanks

Animal & Heidenrich vs MNM - Liked the match, good result

Christian vs Booker T - I think Booker T lost, can't remember

Benoit vs Jordan - Benoit definitely lost this

BWO vs Mexicools - pretty sure Mexicools won this

Rey vs Eddie - no idea must have fallen asleep after Rey came close to the win with the 619

Torrie vs Melina - ???? was this actually on the card? Must have slept right through it

Undertaker vs Hassan - good match, good ending

JBL vs Batista - saw the very end of this where Batista was celebrating, I think a DQ was involved somewhere

[Morgan]

Booker won, he slammed Christian into the steps and finished him off with a scissors kick from the middle turnbuckle.

Eddie beat Rey with 2 trifecta suplexes and hit the frogsplash. He covered Rey cockily and it was reversed, Rey got the surprise win, Eddie flipped out and hit his head on the turnbuckle a few times before arguing with a fan, no idea if it was a plant or not.

OJ came in with a chair and struck Batista across the back. Later Batista used it on OJ and then on JBL, which the ref saw.

[Disturbed316]

Booker T won with a scissor kick off the second rope, Mexicools won, although my satelite signal buggered for the ending due to the bad weather, Rey eventually won the match with a crucifix pin after Eddie destroyed him with the rolling suplexes/brainbuster/frog splash. Torrie vs Melina = piss break. JBL won by DQ after Batista nailed him and Jordan with a chair.

[The Mackem]

When was the Melina v Torrie match though? It must have been on late, a bit high up the card.

[Morgan]

It was last, before the main event.

[The Mackem]

Wow, just wow

[blake639raw]

Fatal Four Way for the title at Summerslam, You think, Blake? Yeah, that's the way it is looking. That way Batista can retain and have single programs with Taker and/or Orton afterwards.

[Sadistic]

KEY:
91 - 100 - Perfect. A flawless PPV, you must buy this. Without a doubt this belongs in everyone's wrestling collection.
81 - 90 - Superb. An outstanding PPV, I highly recommend that you buy this.
71 - 80 - Great. A first-rate PPV, certainly worth your money.
61 - 70 - Good. A satisfying PPV. Perhaps buy this if you really feel you want it.
51 - 60 - Fair. An average PPV. It is worth a look, not your money.
41 - 50 - Mediocre. A dull PPV. - Perhaps take a look at this if you get a chance, I don't recommend it though.
31 - 40 - Poor. An unsatisfactory PPV - Maybe for hardcore wrestling fans, not for anyone else.
21 - 30 - Bad. A lousy PPV - This is not worth a look from anyone.
11 - 20 - Terrible. An awful PPV - Stay away from this and make sure you never see it.
1 - 10 - Abysmal. An appalling PPV - This is just a waste of time.

WWE GREAT AMERICAN BASH 2005:
MNM vs. Heidenreich & “Road Warrior” Animal - 6.5/10
Not a bad opener but nothing great either. Boring for the most part with a few good spots of brief entertaining wrestling. Animal didn't look like he was in good shape and this probably affected the quality of the match.

Christian vs. Booker T - 6/10
I didn't expect much from this, a very average match to say the least. I've seen these two have better matches on smackdown. Clearly a match put in to pass the time, nothing terrible but once again nothing amazing.

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit - 5.5/10
It's rare that I give a Benoit match such a low rating but this was very disappointing. The two men didn't seem to work well together, the match was void of excitement and intensity, it was plain out boring and the ending sucked.

The Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan - 7/10
The match itself was certainly not something I would watch again, it probably deserves a 5 rating. The only reason this gets pulled up to a 7 is because of the events that took place after the match ended.
Undertaker beating on Hassan's helpers was probably the most exciting part of the PPV. Davari takes a sick shot when his head gets smashed hard into the announcer's table. The power bomb through the stage clearly involved Hassan landing on padding but none the less is was entertaining and the crowd were really into it.

The Mexicools vs. The BWO - 6/10
To be honest I was looking forward to seeing this match. I expected ECW chants and i was pleased that i heard them. The match itself disappointed me, it was way too short. I expected each member of the Mexicools to do some great high risk move but it seemed that Juvi seemed to be trying all the high flying stuff. For the short time it lasted it was entertaining.

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio - 6.5/10
This dragged on way too long. It should have been no DQ so the real intensity could be portrayed with some hardcore action. Most of the match consisted of Eddie going out to Rey's son. I expected more from this. Yes it had some good spots but it is far from memorable.

Torrie vs. Melina - 2/10
Typical women’s match. no one cares about their ‘wrestling’ skills. What a waste of time. I wish they made some of the other matches longer instead of throwing in this garbage to please the horny teenage boys that know nothing about wrestling.

Batista vs. JBL - 6.5/10
Giving this a 6.5 is probably pretty generous. The match was slow paced and nearly all brawling. The sad thing is that this was the main event. Nothing great from both men. The ending was a bit surprising. I wasn't expecting this to end on a DQ. The only reason this is a 6.5 is because of Batista's anger at the end of the show where he assaults JBL and Orlando with chairs and power bombs.

SCORE:
46/80 (58/100)
According to the key, I have rated this PPV as 'Fair, an average PPV. It is worth a look, not your money'. To be honest i feel that even this rating is too generous. This is certainly not worth anyone's money and i also feel that i am wrong in saying that it is worth a look. I feel that it is not even worth a look. It is too average for a PPV. Most of the matches felt like television matches, not PPV ones.

[AJHayes]

same ere pullmyfinger, i was imaginin animal at the start like it was GAB in WCW

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING YOU LITTLE PENCIL NECK GEEK?!?!

Seeing what you type makes me want to watch Mantaur Vs. The Goon in a 60 minute iron man match.... The kind that goes to a draw... and continues until for the rest of eternity.

[AJHayes]

orlando did fuck all defending his us title - he didnt do shit in his 4 month reign. benoit needs it and he will do alot better. anyone remember WWF Royal Rumble 01' with Jericho & Benoit in a ladder match <<<classic

I want you to be the Steve Austin to my Owen Hart piledriver.

[AJHayes]

thats how super impitent, pussycosis and juvinob got over here. they nicked john deere tractors, crossed the border, they cant insure a vehicle or theyll get arrested so they go everywhere in tractors and then thats why there match is late in the card - they only arrive at the last minute. just a logical smart thought :)

I've always wanted to do this... Let me go through your post and correct your spelling and grammar.


(T)hats how super (impotent),(No comma there, idiot.) pussycosis and juvinob (aww, nicknames, how cute) got over here(over where? Insert proper noun). (T)hey nicked (J)ohn (D)eere tractors(Lawnmowers, actually, but nice try.), crossed the border, they cant insure a vehicle or theyll get arrested so they go everywhere in tractors(From the comma to this point, this makes no sense. Consider suicide.) and then thats why there match is late in the card - they only arrive at the last minute(Run on sentance). (J)ust a logical(,) smart thought(.) :)

Mike, nothing about your entire post could be considered a smart thought anywhere in the universe. As I've told a few people, I suggest you stop breathing, perhaps considering drinking a liter of boric acid as an alternative. My best (consequently, the easiest) alternative for you, would be to stop posting. Now, have a nice day.

[Scarface]

I enjoyed the ppv mostly. First match had a pretty cool ending, I hope they do more stuff with these two. I enjoyed OJ Vs Benoit and Undertaker Vs Hassan was most excellent. Good PPV overall.

[Funky Fly]

This place better shape up by the time I get back from my vacation, or there will be A LOT of bannings.

[dalegendkilla]

Hey, did anyone else notice that all the draft picks lost at their first ppv appearance.

[Nervous Ferret]

They lost Sunday, or they lost tonight? ;)

[dalegendkilla]

They lost Sunday, or they lost tonight? ;)

lol. I've edited now.

[TerranRich]

I've always wanted to do this... Let me go through your post and correct your spelling and grammar.


(T)hats how super (impotent),(No comma there, idiot.) pussycosis and juvinob (aww, nicknames, how cute) got over here(over where? Insert proper noun). (T)hey nicked (J)ohn (D)eere tractors(Lawnmowers, actually, but nice try.), crossed the border, they cant insure a vehicle or theyll get arrested so they go everywhere in tractors(From the comma to this point, this makes no sense. Consider suicide.) and then thats why there match is late in the card - they only arrive at the last minute(Run on sentance). (J)ust a logical(,) smart thought(.) :)

Mike, nothing about your entire post could be considered a smart thought anywhere in the universe. As I've told a few people, I suggest you stop breathing, perhaps considering drinking a liter of boric acid as an alternative. My best (consequently, the easiest) alternative for you, would be to stop posting. Now, have a nice day.

Actually, I believe he was called Super Crazy "Super Impotent", so the comma does belong there. Other than that, my brain feels like it's going to go on strike and picket outside of my body, demanding reparations for having to read Mike's posts. Good thing my head is anti-Union. ;)

[AJHayes]

Actually, I believe he was called Super Crazy "Super Impotent", so the comma does belong there. Other than that, my brain feels like it's going to go on strike and picket outside of my body, demanding reparations for having to read Mike's posts. Good thing my head is anti-Union. ;)

Its summer, even my grammar needs a break now and then. :)