GAB caption contest.

[Savio]

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Winner gets repped by me.

[Savio]

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WWE: Hey lets make a mistake.

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Rey: Did youbreak this table?

Eddie: No honest!

[Xero]

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POOOOOUNCE!!!!

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You've heard of people shattering a glass with their voice? Meet Chris Benoit, the man who can move people with his voice.

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Meanie: I'm a big boy now!

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You thought that the 2004 elections were bad? Take a look at the 2008 winner...

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:foc:

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Beddy bye time for Bradshaw.

[Savio]

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Batista: :lol: what the hell is this?

Bradshaw: :lol: Dude we are so high!

[SuperSlim]

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Sharmell: HEAR ME SING! LAAAAAAAAAAAAA LALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Christian: Shut up.

[Shadow]

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Rey: You want me to tell the world!? Well ok
Eddie: DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD HE SAYS!
Rey: My name isn't Rey...it's Shadow.

[Blue Demon]

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Muhammed: You will never forget the name of (inhales deeply) M-M-M-Muhammed H-H-Hassan

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Rey: *Hulks up* youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Xero]

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Rey: YOU WIN EDDIE! YOU WIN! DOMINIC! I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE BEDTIME STORY OF YOUR LIFE!

Eddie: What?

Rey: I HAVE SECRETS OF MY OWN! LIKE YOU AND ME, EDDIE, WE'RE GAY!

(The entire crowd goes silent.)

Vince: What the hell!? We didn't write this in!

Rey: AND DOMINIC, I'M NOT YOUR FATHER! AND NEITHER IS EDDIE! IT'S KERWIN WHITE! AND EDDIE, I FUCKED YOUR WIFE WHENEVER YOU WEREN'T HOME!

JR: What do you mean, Vince!?

Vince: Oh, um, I mean this is all my idea. Yeah. :shifty:

[The Highlander]

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X-Pac's return was less than stellar.

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Forget Jericho, forget Cena, Christian and Sharmell's rendition of "Paradise by the Dashboard light" easily stole the show.

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During their pre-match game of Mortal Kombat, Benoit joked he'd use Sindel's special move as a finisher in the match. Jordan had no idea he was serious.

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Rey: You will never win.

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After Undertaker performed the pit fatality, combined with what happened earlier, Vince decided to ban all Mortal Kombat moves for the rest of the show.

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Except for the guy dressed as Jax. For some reason, he didn't get punished.

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[Savio]

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Rey: I'ma blow your fuckin brains out.

(it looks like he has a small gun)

[Skippord]

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Eddie:Yes this is what I did to your father :naughty:

[Innovator]

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Christian: So if I try to molest you and want beastiality sex with you, I can get my push back?

Sharmell: Pretty much yeah

Christian: Ok I'm in

[Gouda]

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Christian: Excuse me, horses aren't allowed in the ri- Oh, sorry. It's just you.

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SONIC SCREAM!!!

[Blanka]

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Siren makes a stellar impact in the WWE.

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Rey: Eddie!! NOOOO!!! DONT DO IT
Eddie: Why not?! IT HAS TO BE DONE
Rey: WHY EDDIE?! WHY!?
Eddie: BECAUSE OF THIS
"You make my pee pee go.. da doing doing doingg..."
Rey:...
Eddie:...
Rey: Alright, you can kill mini-Em.

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The sequel to Butterfly Effect wasn't looking so good..

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Heidenreich botches the People's Elbow.

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Yet Hussan is in bad taste.

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Animal: Yes! This is for you Hawk.
Heidenreich: Hey, wait a minute... mine says... GAH!! "TRIPLE H" :mad:

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Stevie: Maybe this was a bad time to try sit ups..

[TerranRich]

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'Twas the night before RAW, and all through the arena,
Not a wrestler was popping, not even John Cena

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Until the man know as Heidenrech appeared
When he tag-teamed with the man with face paint and a beard

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They fought and they wrestled, and they grappled with skill
And just when I thought this angle would get killed,
I saw a new Legion, but this one was Doomed
When they won the tag team belts, the crowd nearly swooned!

And that...was a poem...by Terran RICH!!!


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Christian: Open wide and say aaahhhh
Sharmell: WAAAAAAAHHHHHH EEEEHHHHH AAAAAHHH
Christian: ... eh.

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Before Christian could look, the X-Pac sucking machine made a grand return to PPV, claiming Booker T. as its next victim...

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Boy, it's painful when you're crappin' out Charisma...

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Benoit and Jordan are the first victims of the brand new X-Pac Blowing Machine.

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Go, Blue Racer, Go!

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Super Crazy: I can finally see you! I GOT YOU!!

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And the WWE presents Earl Hebner's replacement!
:naughty: :love: :eek: :wtf: :| :roll:

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WWE presents "The Best Piss-Breaks of the Decade!" Coming in Fall '05.

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Vince pulled the curtain to reveal that the hamster wheel that runs his company was in fact run by the Taker-Hassan daisy chain link.

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DAMN YOU, HASS— er, UPN!!!

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Rey: You can keep your win, and your mojo, if you give me...your BABY!

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Rey: Eddie, what are you doing? Wake up!
Eddie: Leg. Comfy. Tired.
Rey: I mean it, Eddie!

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JBL: Hello, America! My flag is bigger than yours!

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Unlike HHH's promos, which leave you in a coma, Batista's promos leave you in stitches!

;)

[Yashamaga]

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Unlike HHH's promos, which leave you in a coma, Batista's promos leave you in stitches!





:lol: :lol:

[Yashamaga]

I laugh because it looks like tista just ripped an agressive promo and JBL is crackin up lol

[Blue Demon]

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Rey: I guess the Force just isn't with me...

[Impact!]

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Heidenreich doesn't like invisible Limbo
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Animal thinking to himself: Great Hogan makes a comeback and gets a match with HBK and his own T.V show, I return and I get teamed up with a retard who reads poems and win a Pretty much dead tag title.
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Xtion: Hey Opra(sp?) you've lost weight
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Booker: Damn you Banana peel
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STEVIEEEE
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Nanananananana Fat Man, Nanananananana fat man, fat man, fat man, faaat maan
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SC goes down the invisible slide....head first, coz he's crazy
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Melina: How come this only works with men?
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Wheres your messiah now
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Wheres your mullet
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JBL thinking to himself: You sneaky devil now no one will realise I'm not wearing pants
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JBL: :lol: Baldtista

[Vastardikai]

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Heidenreich's farts are devastating.

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Animal: What is it with WWE's Great American Bash and Title Changes that are bad for business?

Heidenreich: I duno.

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Christian: Put the Invisble Knife down, honey, I still love you, ok?!

Sharmelle: But you said I sound like Muhammad Hassan!

Christian: DAMMIT HAS...I MEAN SHARMELLE! :shifty:

Sharmelle: :rant:

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Referee: Excellent. Now, all We have to do is get Christian to Stand up, then we get Carlito in here to catch one of Shelton's Kicks, and Jericho to catch one of RVD's, and the tribute will be perfect! Hunter will be SO pleased!

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Benoit heard of the force choke, but never before did he know of the effectiveness of the Force Testicle Bite.

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Blue Meanie should have learned: Don't laugh at JBL When he says he's gonna hit you so hard, you'll think you're in pre-school...

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Super Crazy: When I signed up for the Pinata match, I didn't know that I was the Pinata.

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She was mad now, but why? She should have known better than to let the girl who turned down a date with Randy Orton borrow her bag...

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Man in Ski Mask 1: How does it feel to know that the biggest thing we'll ever do is the controversial "Terrorist" thing.

Man in Ski Mask 2: We're not Islamic Terrorists, we're white! You can tell through our masks...

Man in Ski Mask 3: I wish I didn't have to carry the whole back part by myself. Where's the other guy?

Man in Ski Mask 4: (off-stage, talking to a couple of Divas) Hello.... Ladies!

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Proof that 200-300 Complainers who never watched wrestling CAN'T BE WRONG...

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Rey: Don't snap his neck! I'll tell YOUR darkest secret!

Eddie: You wouldn't dare!

Rey: I'll do it! I'll tell everyone how you like to Roll around in Guacamole naked!

Eddie: THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW!

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'Made in the USA' Lex Luger comes back to a less than stellar response.

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Batista: WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?

JBL: The fact that, no matter how much this match sucks, I won't get blamed for it!

(Batista Storms off in a huff)

JBL: Hahaha!

[loopydate]

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NITRO: Hey, Heidenreich, you're walkin' kinda fu--OW!

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Watching on a backstage monitor, Stevie Richards was heard muttering "Sure. When it's the new guy, he gets to be on Animal's shoulders..."

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HEIDENREICH: I... must be dreaming!

ANIMAL: You're not dreaming. We're the Tag Team Champions!

HEIDENREICH: ...then where are my pants?!?

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CHRISTIAN: Why the hell are you ululating?

SHARMELL: Shh! I'm trying to get myself fired!

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JR: BAH GAWD FAMEASSER!

COLE: How did he get through security?

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BOOKER: Yeah, man, that's a great Jack Palance impression. Now can you count the damn pin?

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VINCE: Okay, guys, out of the ring. Time for Triple H's comeback promo.

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REF: What the hell is Vince thinking...?

VINCE [thinking]: It is true what they say about black guys!

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CROWD: oM9! oM9! oM9!

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Stevie Richards kicks out...WITH AUTHORITY!

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EARL HEBNER: The surgery was painful, but at least I got to keep my job...

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I miss Molly :'( and Gail :'( and (to a lesser degree) Nidia :'(

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Hmm... Arab-American exposing American hypocrisy. = Heel. American bombing an Arab = Face. Welcome to George Bush's America!

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HASSAN: Ow...my head... Have... sudden urge to... move to Cleveland... and become sailor...

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REY: Don't do it, Eddie!

EDDIE: Relax, ese! I saw Steven Seagal do it in a movie once!

[Crack]

EDDIE: Uh... Bye!

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No one would ever forget the night Rey Mysterio dropkicked all the way through Eddie Guerrero's face.

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JBL: Say... Is that a grassy knoll?

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JBL: Man, I just had the craziest dream. The most effective heel in the company was being taken off the air. The poet guy won the tag titles with Johnny Ace's brother. And I won the main event of this PPV for the second year in a row!

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VINCE: Okay, guys. I know that you guys are famous for that, but now that Batista has used it... You guys will be wrestling dark matches as the Hardcore Pillow-Swingin' Freaks.

BALLS/AXL: :nono:

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JBL: THAT! WAS! FOR! THE LAST TWELVE MONTHS!

[Skippord]

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EMT:tickle tickle tickle
Hassan: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :love: :heart: :naughty: :p :nono: :rant: :shifty:

[ShaneW]

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-"That damn chilly is burning my ass!! Move outta my way!!"

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-In a complaining and childish voice "Animaaal, help me put it onnn, it wont fit..."

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-"When I grow up, I wanna be the American Bad Ass, vroom vroom!!"

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-"Eddie!! You are not Michael Jackson!! Put.. the boy.. down.."

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-"That is the last time I go drinking with Mae Young"

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-JBL: "Dude, I cant beleive you nailed your sister!!"
-Batista: "Screw you man, I'm out of here, I told you not to say anything"

[Savio]

Edited my first one


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Rey: Did youbreak this table?

Eddie: No honest!

[The Fugitive]

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Weee! Now the match is over, it's time to play one of my favorite games: Wrestling impersonations.

Ok, now guess who I am. Come on, this is real easy. Need a hint? AHHHHHH! MY QUAD!

[RP]

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Batista : Call me Brock again and i'm outta here

JBL: Wait dont ring the bell yet... :lol:

[RP]

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Chris Benoit pulls his pants down after he felt the Icy hot thats been placed in his tights by O.J.

[Skippord]

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Me:I think I just filled the cup

[Vietnamese Crippler]

The Chris Benoit picture is just classic in itself :lol:

P.S. Funny stuff though, keep it up :rofl:

[Morgan]

How'd you post the pictures, I got some captions.

[Morgan]

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Heidenreich: AAH it burns!
Nitro: I told you eating an entire packet of strong mints was a bad idea!
Heidenrich: I need water!
Nitro: Calm down, jus-ahhh

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Animal: Why the hell am I doing this? I'm not this desperate.

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JBL: (Thinking) If only they knew what OJ was doing to me right now.

[wwe2222]

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Rey: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.

E: Why in front of the kid? All you have to say is ear muffs. Ready watch... Earmuffs

E: See, now you can say fuck, shit, bitch

Hugo Sanovick: Cock, Balls

E: I'm just trying to make a point, Hugo You don't have to celebrate it.

[James Steele]

lol

[PorkSoda]

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Rey: You with a blowup doll of my son and another necrophobia angle? Vince is gonna LOVE this!

[Hired Hitman]

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I heard OJ Bites, but DAMN!