Official MONDAY Night RAW thread 7/25/05

[Loose Cannon]

Hayes would always be the voice behind all those commercials on the Colliseum Videos.

"Get the new WWF fugures at your local toy store today"

[SuperSlim]

that was predicted in another thread days ago. which means it has to happen

[Loose Cannon]

remember when the figures were like $4.99 at TOYS R US? Good times

[Nervous Ferret]

ok darkpower

[Volchok]

Sorry darkpower but you for mod isn't that great sounding... :-/

[Loose Cannon]

I remember my freind lost Jake Roberts snake and then his dad bought me a Big Bossman figure. lol

[Shadow]

remember when the figures were like $4.99 at TOYS R US? Good times

Remember when any toy was that cheap? Very good times.

[SuperSlim]

yeah me as mod sounds a lot better

[McLegend]

yeah good call answer it's not like anyone else on TPWW as made that prediction this week :roll:

[SuperSlim]

I remember when action figures were cheap

[LK]

Benjamin better be on his game tonight

[Batsu]

L O L @ Shelton. "Apple biter".

[Shadow]

That sounds like ratings.

[Batsu]

NOOOOOOOOO... a CHRIS MASTERS match!

[Loose Cannon]

I used to go to TOYS R US with my mom and just stare at the wrestling figures on the wall, hoping she would feel sorry for me and buy me one

Never worked though :(

[SuperSlim]

damn I can't stand her anymore

[darkpower]

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[LK]

Ouch! Having to carry Snitsky and Masters in the same match.

[The Answer]

yeah good call answer it's not like anyone else on TPWW as made that prediction this week :roll:

Haven't been around much this week except yesturday at GAB. But what ever I thought it was pretty obvious and just an opinion.

[Batsu]

Maria's taking the dumbass thing a little too far...

[Nervous Ferret]

what a fag that girl is

[Gone Mad]

WHOA! A Snit-Head and The Piece of Shit v. Mr. Benjamin? Could he get a good match out of at least one guy?

** BOWS TO THE IDIOT KNOWN AS MARIA AND OF COURSE, CHRIS JERICHO! **

[LK]

When was the last time he said "Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah"

[Shadow]

He is the Kinga of Rock and Rolla! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now I know why that thing is on the stage.

[LK]

I miss those days of Y2J

[Batsu]

Dammit, I was hoping to have reply #271 in the Cleveland Raw post. LOL!

but Jericho was gold as usual.

[The Answer]

Oh God, this is going to suck. Im taking a piss break

[SuperSlim]

I'm taking a damn break.

[darkpower]

LMAO @ Maria's Fozzie remark.

Will Miss Piggy show up, too?

[Shadow]

I am a break.

[Nervous Ferret]

hey NerF, if LC joins your fan club I'll join your fan club

[darkpower]

I am a break.
Are you a PISS break or a back break?

[Shadow]

Are you a PISS break or a back break?

Head break.

THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!

[Loose Cannon]

GAY

[Gone Mad]

Just LOL at how much of an dumb broad they've made Maria to be.

WOOOOOOOOO!!! A BATTLE OF THE BAN-- oh, whose bands? Oh, nevermind. :sleep:

[LK]

So they are going to use the crowd. Please say they cheer for Y2J

[The Answer]

Well nothing else is on. Bring on Moongoose Mcqueen....

[Loose Cannon]

lol terrible

[Nervous Ferret]

...

[darkpower]

Sorry darkpower but you for mod isn't that great sounding... :-/
:D ...not saying I wanted to be...just saying that I could.

[LK]

I wonder if Cena is happy knowing that teenage girls are his audience

[Shadow]

...................actually this is pretty good. At least what I can see.

Sounds better with the curse words though.

[darkpower]

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[LK]

and no one takes him seriously

[The Answer]

Hey, that Mr.T guy from the video is actually a part of Cena's band

[Loose Cannon]

headache

[Gone Mad]

FOR THE LOVE OF JAKE, PUT THE MIC IN HIS GODDAMN HANDS ALREADY SO HE CAN SHUT UP!! ...wait..

Do "Taking Care of Business"!

[Shadow]

HE TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF! *girly scream*

[darkpower]

I'm really not paying any attention to this thing; are you?

[Nervous Ferret]

Cena just took his shirt off :drool:

[LK]

Gash

[Zen v.W.o.]

Look at all these white people with their rap music. :lol:

Let's get some fucking rock n roll out here.

[FearedSanctity]

lol, they're cheering because it's over

[Shadow]

I'm cheering cause Cena did a Jeff Hardy impression.

[Batsu]

Come on, do it, WWE...do it.

Play the "ALAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAYLEEEEEEAAA...."

[LK]

Fozzy are by no means great but at least they play a little rock and roll

[SuperSlim]

it's the damn insensitivity of assholes in this world... yeah... someone hurt my girl. really pissed me off.

[Gone Mad]

**** BOWS FOR THE APPEARANCE OF THE TRUE ROCKSTAR....


BRUCE SPRINGST-- I mean, JERICHO!!! ***

[SuperSlim]

Fozzy should win this thing but we know they not

[The Answer]

Jericho can't sing for shit either. They both suck in my opinion.....

[Loose Cannon]

Cena just took his shirt off :drool:

masterbate warning

[Shadow]

Wow....the same girl screamed 4 times.

AND IT'S JUST A FUCKING COVER BAND YOU IDIOT!

[Nervous Ferret]

fozzy isn't gunna play, I guarantee it

[Shadow]

....GOD DAMN IT!

I hate it when I'm right.

[Nervous Ferret]

whoa, I was right

[Batsu]

Ok, come on...do it!!

[The Answer]

Jericho's band must have caught a little of what Motorhead had at Wrestlemania :shifty: .

[Loose Cannon]

Jericho's gonna take off his glasses

[Shadow]

WUUUUUSSY!

[Loose Cannon]

oh shit, I called that

[LK]

Hmm Jericho performs in front of 50,000, Cena plays in front of 150 people, primarily 12 year old girls

[Shadow]

For a second there I thought Kane was coming out.

[The Answer]

OH CRAP HERE COMES KANE!!!!

[SuperSlim]

I can't do this. I'm bowin out for now.

[Nervous Ferret]

WTF, take off your shirt again

[Batsu]

This is weird, seeing Bumpy Knuckles...on RAW. Last person I'd ever thought I'd see there, LOL.

[Volchok]

:'(

[Loose Cannon]

WTF, take off your shirt again

lol

[LK]

lol at Hogan "beat up a few guys"

[Nervous Ferret]

hey NerF, if LC joins your fan club I'll join your fan club

[Gone Mad]

You crazy kids and your hip-hop music and your Zima.

WHA? A hot dog eating contest?! Oh god! **head 'splode!**

[Volchok]

I wanted to see Jericho preform... I guess im stuck listening to my Fozzy Cd..

[LK]

lol at HBK

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL WHAT

[Shadow]

Ahahahaha!

Why isn't HBK in comedy movies?

[darkpower]

WTF was that all about with Shawn?

[Loose Cannon]

classic DX Shawn

[darkpower]

Oh, by the way....

TACO PIZZA'S F'N OWN!!!

[Boondock Saint]

LOL

[Loose Cannon]

BUH BUH BREAK IT DOWN

[darkpower]

Was I the only person not able to get onto the board for about 5 minutes there.

[Batsu]

Wait a minute...maybe I spoke too soon.

[Shadow]

I think it's pretty hard for HBK to be a heel if he gets all these god damn standing os.

[Gone Mad]

I thought Shawn was gonna talk about his smile when he looked in the mirror, you know, about not seeing it. Ok, I'll stop.

VICKY :drool: She should Widows peak those girls off the car in that commercial.

...stupid TPWW.

[The Answer]

HBK has a point....

[Shadow]

And we're into War Zone now.

[Impact!]

A return of cocky HBK would do wonders for the ratings.....in my oppinion of course

[darkpower]

HBK has been reading the internet.

[vampiro03]

ooh hes gonna tell the truth

[Deceit]

I LOVE HEEL HBK!

[Shadow]

A well thought out promo.....uh-oh.

I thought that was Cena/Jericho or JBL/Undertaker/Batista.

[McLegend]

MARKsOUT

[Loose Cannon]

:eek:

[Impact!]

not the truth... eddie's gonna be pissed, talk about gimmick infringment :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

Old HBK

[Gone Mad]

HBK has been reading the internet.

I smell a future fued with Brock... wait, I think that's gasoline.

[vampiro03]

is he gonna repel into the ring at summerslam?

[The Answer]

That was fuckin gold!!!!!

[Shadow]

I smell a future fued with Brock... wait, I think that's gasoline.

Really? Well I smell a shotgun to the back for old HBK.

[vampiro03]

yes yes eugine bla bla bla

[The Answer]

The Heart Break Kid lays down for absolutely no one...... :D

[Batsu]

You know, for all the crap he was involved in, it doesn't seem like HBK gets a lot of credit.

[vampiro03]

eugine invitational?

[Shadow]

The Heart Break Kid lays down for absolutely no one...... :D

Unless your name has three H's in it.

[darkpower]

The Eugine Invitational?

I think it's snowing in Hell right now?

[The Answer]

LOL That was quick, I bet Kurt comes out next week.

[Gone Mad]

LMFAO!! THE eneguE Invitational!! Classic.

I'm still alittle blah about the HBK/Hogan match, but SS is my PPV so I'm gonna check it out anyways.

[Shadow]

The Eugine Invitational?

I think it's snowing in Hell right now?

They've got a sudden cold spell but it's expected to snap come the Second Coming.

[McLegend]

HBK is the man

[Nervous Ferret]

hey NerF, if LC joins your fan club I'll join your fan club

[darkpower]

By the way, I'm gonna try to get some more GOOD rep tonight. Got a bad one from Darkone for some reason about my mod suggestion. Not that it hurt me.

Did this last week...I'm getting there, though..I'll rep you if I can, too.

[The Answer]

Unless your name has three H's in it.

To be fair HBK has beat HHH a few times as well. They old HBK didn't lay down for anybody. Hell it took a herniated disc to get him to drop the belt to Austin.

[SuperSlim]

well at least that was a good promo by HBK

[vampiro03]

I remember when wrestling was on. on mondays people used to wrestle. that was cool

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah I almost have a "ridunkulous rep" help me out

[SuperSlim]

meh

[Shadow]

I remember when wrestling was on. on mondays people used to wrestle. that was cool

I remember when Snitsky and Masters didn't get air time at all. Ever.

[McLegend]

I remember when wrestling was on. on mondays people used to wrestle. that was cool
LOL when

RAW was always like this

[darkpower]

And in case you missed it:

ONE of the themes for Summerslam (will there be more?) is "Fat Joe - Get It Poppin".

[Shadow]

Star Fox is back! WHOOOOOO!

[The Answer]

I fear for Shelton's safety with these two botch artists. What the fuck? First Snitsky comes out than Shelton now the Mastercrap?

[Batsu]

THE PISS BREAK IS HURRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[Gone Mad]

hey NerF, if MadMan joins your fan club I'll join your fan club and so will everyone else cuz he so cool. :cool:

:cool:

[vampiro03]

1st hour = 1 match?? WTF

[Batsu]

Look, the urine geyser pyros behind him....

[The Answer]

Good pyro going to waste... :nono:

[Ruien]

20 dollars Cena comes out and helps.

[Volchok]

HE HIT IT!

[Shadow]

1st hour = 1 match?? WTF

What? The KAI didn't count as a match for you?

[The Answer]

BTW Im 516 points away from a fourth rep box. Any help would be appreciated

[Gone Mad]

HOLY SHIT! HE DIDNT BOTCH THIS WEEK! I MEAN... that was freakin' awesome.

Team Piece O' Snit getting a whoopin'!

[vampiro03]

hey look its the total package, wait this guy can talk....oops

[Shadow]

BTW Im 516 points away from a fourth rep box. Any help would be appreciated

Already did my good deed for your rep.

[Loose Cannon]

I CALL Chis Masters being Gene Snitsky's partner

[vampiro03]

What? The KAI didn't count as a match for you?

not really, it smells like russo.
:mad:

[Shadow]

HE'S GOING TO BREAK IT!

[Shadow]

Or not...god damn it!

[Gone Mad]

WELLLLL...

ITS THE BIG SHOW!

[vampiro03]

wow i would've never guessed that

[The Answer]

Well it's the Big Show!!!!

[Batsu]

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...... WHAT A FLUSSSSSSSH.

Oh wait, there's Big Slow!!

[vampiro03]

he called him a pussy.

[The Answer]

Already did my good deed for your rep.

I thought it was a pretty funny joke....

[The Answer]

BTW I recommend Constantine on DVD...

[Gone Mad]

ALRIGHT! THIS GIRLS ARE GONNA SWALLOW MORE THINGS! WOO!!


:shifty: I'm just trying to make due with the boring parts, people.

[vampiro03]

is this 2nd hour =2nd match?

[darkpower]

Who knows?

Rememebr a huge difference between Survivors 1 and 2? The original had a BUNCH of backstabbing, the second had unity come out of a BUNCH of disasters coming from Australia.

Maybe they could do something like that with this.

[vampiro03]

i wanna see a nipple

[Batsu]

Skip the dumb stuff and just give it to Assley.

[The One]

When did Coach replace King as the perve who does all the women contest things?

[Shadow]

is this 2nd hour =2nd match?

Will you shut up about this? We've been spoiled when it comes to matches. Good for the WWE for making sure we don't get addicted to matches and make sure we watch stupid shit like the Diva Sluts.

[Sepholio]

Piss break.

[Batsu]

Or better yet, give this segment a good dose of...

"ALAAAAAAAYAAAAAY..."

[Watson]

Did you guys see that shit? A tiny bit of a commercial was shown and it was the old WCW and WWF logo and the announcer said "For the first time ever WWF and WC...." and it cut to another commercial for Carowinds. Anybody see that?

[vampiro03]

ooooh yeah

[Gone Mad]

Assley = Ratings, damn it!

I like girls, but c'mon, do we really want to see girls eat food for 4 straight minutes?

[Loose Cannon]

lol, the black chick was handling two :naughty:

[vampiro03]

nipple......nipple......nipple

[The Answer]

Ya that was pointless...

[Jaton]

HOW MOTHER FUCKING HARD IS IT TO EAT A GOD DAMNED HOT DOG!?

[The Answer]

Leyla likes sausage...

[vampiro03]

layla is my fave

[SuperSlim]

what the blue ****in world? this is complete ****in bull****

damn

[Gone Mad]

Leyla looks like she can handle the most hot dogs if you know what I mean, eh?

Eh? You know what I mean, eh? ...She's a ho.

[The Answer]

HOW MOTHER FUCKING HARD IS IT TO EAT A GOD DAMNED HOT DOG!?

Remember most of thes girls are bylemic and aren't used to consuming that much food at a time.

[The One]

Why bother trying to eat as many as you can...why not just take one and give it a blowjob, hell everyone would vote for you since your a slut...don't they get these arn't REAL competition but rather a competetion to see who the guys will pay the most to see naked.

[darkpower]

Ashely better not be voted out next week....Ashely has to win, she's growing on me.

[Loose Cannon]

what the blue ****in world? this is complete ****in bull****

damn

yea, you let Leyla beat you. wtf?

[Impact!]

This sounds like it's

Really
Extremely
Poo pushing





ok just gimme some rep, I'm close to getting a third green dot.

[Nervous Ferret]

hey NerF, if LC joins your fan club I'll join your fan club

[Watson]

Guess nobody else saw it.

[Impact!]

I've had enough what's on Nitro....

[darkpower]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Headers/753206

Thank you for your vote [for Ashely]!

[vampiro03]

Why bother trying to eat as many as you can...why not just take one and give it a blowjob, hell everyone would vote for you since your a slut...don't they get these arn't REAL competition but rather a competetion to see who the guys will pay the most to see naked.

leyla has MAJOR DSL.....oooooh

[The One]

To hell with Nitro, they will just Judy Bagwell on a Pole, let's check out what's on WB...maybe I will luck out and see Dawson's Creek.

[Shadow]

Time for Matt Hardy's weekly apperence.

[FearedSanctity]

I've had enough what's on Nitro....
Remember when Nitro used to be 3 hours...:'(

[vampiro03]

where is matt

[Nervous Ferret]

what Shadow said

[Gone Mad]

NEXT WEEK FOR RAW: EDGE V. KANE - INTERNET BLOG MATCH!

Watch, it's gonna happen.

[Watson]

lol 3 weeks in a row someone has attacked Edge on the way to the ring.

[Shadow]

Damn it! That was what Matt was supposed to do!

[Impact!]

nothing personal I'm just a dick like that
damn you, give me neg rep. I'd take a screen shot but I don't know how.

[vampiro03]

nitro b4 russo, had nitro girls

[Batsu]

L O L @ the "Hardy" chants.

[SuperSlim]

I vote for Ashley every week

[McLegend]

To hell with Nitro, they will just Judy Bagwell on a Pole, let's check out what's on WB...maybe I will luck out and see Dawson's Creek.
I'm pretty sure Dawson's Creek was on Wednesdays at the time.

Could be wrong though

[SuperSlim]

there are hardy chants?

[Nervous Ferret]

lol legend and his small reps

[Shadow]

nitro b4 russo, had nitro girls

RAW has the diva sluts. What's your point?

[Loose Cannon]

All's I really want to see now and days is Hardy

[SuperSlim]

hey I sent you a big rep.

[vampiro03]

lol 3 weeks in a row someone has attacked Edge on the way to the ring.

you'd think he would learn to walk backwords

[Gone Mad]

I'm pretty sure Dawson's Creek was on Wednesdays at the time.

Could be wrong though

LOL Legend watched Dawson's Creek

[darkpower]

HAHAHA @ that guy in the blue and white shirt.

[The Answer]

http://fwrestling.com/host/nwa/images/bio/matt_hardy.jpg

I can slap a tornado
I can dry up a sea, yeah
When I live for the moment
There ain't no, ain't knowin' me

Now, don't you sell me no future, yeah
Don't you sell me your love
I ain't vouchin' your number
You couldn't pay me enough
You couldn't pay me enough

You couldn't pay me enough
You couldn't pay me enough
You couldn't pay me enough
You couldn't pay me enough

[Impact!]

You must spread some rep around before you give it to nervous ferret again yada yada yada...

[Nervous Ferret]

lol legend

mclark5e

[vampiro03]

RAW has the diva sluts. What's your point?

nitro girls didn't have crappy gimmics, they just danced.......ooooooooh. oh yeah hbk is married to one.

[Shadow]

Ok...so the annouce team is....

JR=Face
King=Tweener
Coach=heel.

Right? And this match is almost over!

Or not.

[McLegend]

lol legend and his small reps
:lol:

[vampiro03]

weeeeeeeeeee

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, I swear if Hardy is going to jump out of the ambulance

[SuperSlim]

awwww helll that was weak

[Shadow]

COMMERCIAL BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH! DRINK!

[FearedSanctity]

lol, WEEEEEAK

[Shadow]

LOL, I swear if Hardy is going to jump out of the ambulance

You'll rep me?

[Watson]

you'd think he would learn to walk backwords
lmao yeah

[Impact!]

I want Hardy to pillmanise edge

[darkpower]

You know what's funny:

Darkone neg-repped me, yet he has not once said anything in this thread yet.

Wonder why?

[Gone Mad]

COMMERCIAL BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH! DRINK!

If this was SD, we'd all be drunk.

[McLegend]

LOL Legend watched Dawson's Creek
So you watch Save by the bell:shifty:

[vampiro03]

lmfao duce 2. the chick with the voice box!!!!

[The One]

I'm pretty sure Dawson's Creek was on Wednesdays at the time.

Could be wrong though

OK...well what else is on WB...that Teen Superman show. Maybe a 7th Heaven. Either way it would be better then a sex competition that would shame my 12 year old nephew.

[darkpower]

You'll rep me?
I will if you will.

[Impact!]

or sodomise, whichever would be funniest on live T.V

[SuperSlim]

where is my positive rep?

[Shadow]

I wonder if anything ahppened during that break.

Oh...nothing important.

[vampiro03]

we probably missed matt during the break

[Shadow]

EDGUCATOR!

Or not.

[The Answer]

Just great,Montreal gets a six man inter-promotional 6 man tag (Cena/Batista/Hogan vs JBL/Jericho/Hbk) while Toronto for Smackdown gets JBL vs Batista in a street fight :nono: .

[Gone Mad]

So you watch Save by the bell

:lol: Ok, Preppie. RAP-A-DOO!!

[Nervous Ferret]

hey NerF, if LC joins your fan club I'll join your fan club

[vampiro03]

where is he

[Shadow]

Is he going to...Lita spanked Kane with a kendo stick?

King: Where'd she get the kendo stick?

Under the ring. Idiot.

[Watson]

Edge should give Kane the Twist Of Fate.

[SuperSlim]

woohoo

[vampiro03]

Edge should give Kane the Twist Of Fate.

then the swanton bomb

[darkpower]

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[The One]

I always wondered why the ring crew puts all these illegal weapons under the ring...that's like the refs keeping a chain saw out of bounds in football.

[vampiro03]

I always wondered why the ring crew puts all these illegal weapons under the ring...that's like the refs keeping a chain saw out of bounds in football.


:rofl: :rofl:

[SuperSlim]

awwwwwww that was gonna be awesome

[Shadow]

I thought he was dead...damn it!

[The Answer]

Ah crap TSN went to commercial what happened?

[SuperSlim]

once again a Kane/Edge match sucks with Edge winning

[vampiro03]

matt?

[Batsu]

This might be one of the crappiest Raws in a good while. Kane is getting BENOITED...

[vampiro03]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeszsssssssssssssssssssss

[Batsu]

Did he just say "Jesus" and get blanked out? GAY.

[SuperSlim]

awwww that was crap lookin