For Us TNA Fans This Is Funny

[BatistaBomb]

you remember how roh let matt hardy beat daniels well at the iwc show last night matt got beat by aj styles

tna beating wwe actually sounds pretty damn good lol

[Yashamaga]

Man, you suck at posting.

[James Steele]

FUCK. YOU GUYS ARE RUINING IT!

[BatistaBomb]

i think there are alot of guys here who will agree with me on that and who will also say i dont suck at posting because i've got slightly less reps than you and i only have under 200 posts so i'm thinking alot of guys like me here

[James Steele]

GOD DAMN IT!

[James Steele]

LOL

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/337/picture15ui.jpg

[Yashamaga]

Not sure if this has been discussed already but...

BatistaBomb sucks at posting.

[SuperSlim]

this thread sucks

[Just John]

lol cool

[PureHatred]

No, Yashamaga is right. BatistaBomb, you suck at posting. It's not so much that the shit you say is wrong or stupid, but that the way you say it makes it damn near impossible to understand.

Try not typing like you're a 12 year old in an AOL chat room. LOLzzzzzzz.

[PureHatred]

Also, AJ Styles beating Matt hardy on an indy card than only Net fans will hear about really doesn't help TNA at all does it? And it certainly doesn't change the fact that TNA by and large is run by a group of people who's heads are jammed so far up their asses that they can taste their own stomach lining.

[Xero]

Also, AJ Styles beating Matt hardy on an indy card than only Net fans will hear about really doesn't help TNA at all does it?
ONLY net fans can see TNA right now. That doesn't help TNA either.

[SuperSlim]

Also, it's only Matt Hardy. It isn't like it's a real big name or anything.

[The One]

......so this entire thread is based around how Matt beat Chris and then AJ beat Matt?

BatistaBomb...how fucking pointless. Wins for the most part don't mean shit. Hell Hurricane holds victories over Ric Flair and The Rock, does that mean Hurricane is now "The Man"? No. Now then, please learn how to create a thought process that the rest of us normal people can fallow. Thank you.

[Ruien]

Hurricane is the man!

[BatistaBomb]

go on all the wrestling news sites the headline says tna star beats wwe star
what are you gonna do go tell them they suck also
i'm posting the damn facts that i got wether anybody likes it or not

[Mister Sinister]

Yes He Is!!!

[NoRoolz]

Wrestling news sites often say things like 'D-Generation X to re-form tonight on RAW! With all original members!' or 'Trish Stratus does Playboy shoot!' or 'Hardcore Holly fired!' and all these headlines we know will never happen. I'm not getting at you or anything, but Wrestling News Sites often exaggerate and aren't 100% trustworthy.

[BatistaBomb]

the headline is for the show results from last night
it actually looked to be a good show and everybody said matt vs aj was a great 30 minute classic

[SuperSlim]

but the main point we are trying to portray to you is...

Why should we care that AJ beat Matt at some indy show?

as far as I can tell we don't need to care cause it's nothing note worthy.

[PureHatred]

go on all the wrestling news sites the headline says tna star beats wwe star
what are you gonna do go tell them they suck also
i'm posting the damn facts that i got wether anybody likes it or not

No, listen, you don't suck because of your facts. You suck because your posts seemlike they were written by one half of a set of conjoined twins. And not the good half. The retarded half.

And once again, does it really make a difference whether or not AJ (a TNA main eventer)beat Hardy ( a glorified WWE jobber) on an indy card when no one execept TNA fans wil hear about it? How exactly does that help TNA in the least? Does it get them a better TV deal? Does it sell more PPVs? Does it stop JJ from dominating the world title once they go to Spike?

No. Its meaningless. So shut the fuck up about it.

[BatistaBomb]

i never said it helped tna at all now did i
all i am saying is everybody knows good and well vince got a good laugh when matt beat daniels so you know tna got a laugh when aj beat matt and thats the last thing i am saying about this

[Kane Knight]

i think there are alot of guys here who will agree with me on that and who will also say i dont suck at posting because i've got slightly less reps than you and i only have under 200 posts so i'm thinking alot of guys like me here
1) You're a moron for thinking rep has anything to do with it.

2) He has at least 1000, where you have at least 100. That's not SLIGHT.

3)

Man, you suck at posting.

[PureHatred]

Right. Like Vince reads the indy results.

"Hey, Shane, it looks like Kevin Steen is on a real hot streak lately!!"

"You're right Vince, but he's no match for Super Dragon or Rocky Romero!!11"

Yep..all the Mcmahons are PWG marks. :roll:

[BatistaBomb]

you cant tell me vince did'nt know matt beat daniels he's a wwe contracted talent
no matter what i say about this it's gonna get turned around
oh and by the way i have 663 reps and at one time kk i thought you were the best around here but it just looks to me like your an ass like alot of these other guys

[Shadow]

you cant tell me vince did'nt know matt beat daniels he's a wwe contracted talent
no matter what i say about this it's gonna get turned around
oh and by the way i have 663 reps and at one time kk i thought you were the best around here but it just looks to me like your an ass like alot of these other guys

Wow....anyone tell you that hitting yourself in the head with a steel chair doesn't grow brain cells?

[PureHatred]

:lol:

Vince probably couldn't name you half the roster ....somebod in that company was awar Hardy had an independent date but it wasn't Vince. And once again, since these were small shows with a limited audience, who the fuck cares?

[The One]

Vince doesn't have a fucking clue about anything beyond his company. He admits he didn't even know what WCW was doing half the time they were around. He doesn't care about the other products, or wrestlers. Hell he brought in Ultimo Dragon thinking his wrestling style was the exact same as Rey Mysterio, and the sad thing is I am not making this up. You want to know how I can prove Vince doesn't give a flying fuck about the wrestling on his show let alone the wrestling on any other show? He has been quoted as saying that his biggest regret about being a wrestlimg promoter is that you can't take the word wrestling out. Think I am kidding? Look it up.

Trust me, Vince probably didn't know Matt beat Daniels at RoH, and I can all but 100% promise you that he didn't even know Matt was wrestling at the IWC show. He doesn't care, if he did, Bradshaw wouldn't have gone from jobbing on Velocity to winning the WWE title in less then 2 months...Vince could give a flying fuck what any of the match outcomes are. He hires old Nick TV writers, trust me please when I tell you Vince doesn't know, or care, about any wrestling match result outside of a handful of his promotion's own.

[Kane Knight]

you cant tell me vince did'nt know matt beat daniels he's a wwe contracted talent
Yeah, so what? I'm sure he's watching the indie results because of that. :|

no matter what i say about this it's gonna get turned around
Because it's a weak argument.

oh and by the way i have 663 reps
Good, you want a cookie? You still are over 300 points away from Yash if Yash only has the MINUMUM to get to the next level. So you've still lost that argument on how close you are.

and at one time kk i thought you were the best around here but it just looks to me like your an ass like alot of these other guys
Oh no. My life is over.

Seriously. I'm not doing anything I haven't done before. This thread's as big a waste as your mom's uterus.

[BatistaBomb]

you know what mother fucker go fuck yourself bringing my mom into this stupid shit was fucking low even for you asshole

[Vietnamese Crippler]

:rofl:

[BigDaddyCool]

I don't get it

[PureHatred]

...even for you?

Nah, that was generally how low KK goes. He's the Saddam Hussein of the forums.

[TerranRich]

Is it too soon to Hassan this thread?

[Fox]

ALLLEEEEYAALLEEEEYAA...

*checks for reaction*

Too soon. Build up more suspense.



So this thread really sucks huh?

[Kane Knight]

you know what mother fucker go fuck yourself bringing my mom into this stupid shit was fucking low even for you asshole
Actually,m I only brought your mom's uterus into it. She may be a perfectly nice person, but her reproductive tract's got issues. Any womb that lets your ass stagnate in there for nine months...

[TerranRich]

I really don't understand how people can be offended by "mother" references. If he doesn't personally know your mother and it's not being said in person, why get your panties in a bunch over a "mother" remark? Seriously, people used to say that all the time to me in high school, and when I would shrug, they'd ask me, "Don't you like your mother?" I'd say "Sure, I love her, but since you don't know her, that insult doesn't make much sense." :)

[Kane Knight]

...even for you?

Nah, that was generally how low KK goes. He's the Saddam Hussein of the forums.
'Cept the closest I've come to gassing someone is sitting on VEL's face and farting.

...And he PAID me to do it... :o

But yeah. Even for me. Because I'm normally a bastion of human decency.

[Pepsi Man]

Right. Like Vince reads the indy results.

"Hey, Shane, it looks like Kevin Steen is on a real hot streak lately!!"

"You're right Vince, but he's no match for Super Dragon or Rocky Romero!!11"

Yep..all the Mcmahons are PWG marks. :roll:
:D :y:

[RemyRed]

Right. Like Vince reads the indy results.

"Hey, Shane, it looks like Kevin Steen is on a real hot streak lately!!"

"You're right Vince, but he's no match for Super Dragon or Rocky Romero!!11"

Yep..all the Mcmahons are PWG marks. :roll:LOL

[Kane Knight]

I really don't understand how people can be offended by "mother" references. If he doesn't personally know your mother and it's not being said in person, why get your panties in a bunch over a "mother" remark? Seriously, people used to say that all the time to me in high school, and when I would shrug, they'd ask me, "Don't you like your mother?" I'd say "Sure, I love her, but since you don't know her, that insult doesn't make much sense." :)
Yeah, I never got why it's so horribly offensive. Then again, I tend to be more neutral about my family. I'll protect them from actual harm, but an insult towards them? Come on, lame. It's not even attacking me, it's attacking my mom. Which is generally an act of cowardice or lack of resourcefulness.

If the worst thing you can say about my sorry ass is that my mom's a slut, you're not trying hard enough. I have TONS of problems that don't involve family.

Anyway, I'm not so much attacking Batistabomb's mother, more exposing him for the botched abortion that he is. His mom'd be better off sterile than breeding shit like this. And unless her crowning acheivement was birthing this braindead fuck (I somehow doubt anyone's list of accomplishments is truly so short), I'm not really going after anything major.

If her crowning acheivement IS him, I'd be a little suprised, and a bit embarrassed. Not to mention I'd feel fucking sorry for her. Nobody deserves that kind of shit luck.

[AJHayes]

i think there are alot of guys here who will agree with me on that and who will also say i dont suck at posting because i've got slightly less reps than you and i only have under 200 posts so i'm thinking alot of guys like me here

You're only fooling yourself. :foc:

[AJHayes]

i never said it helped tna at all now did i
all i am saying is everybody knows good and well vince got a good laugh when matt beat daniels so you know tna got a laugh when aj beat matt and thats the last thing i am saying about this

...oh yeah.. I almost forgot...

Punctuation and capitalization, bitch!

[TerranRich]

Yes. Not all of us can read IM speak.

[Corkscrewed]

Wh4T j00 T4LkinG aB0ut??? H0W c4n j00 n0T r3Ad tH1S???

[Corkscrewed]

KK deserves rep for KK'ing BB's ass. :lol:

[TerranRich]

Heh, I don't mean leetspeak (1334sp34k), Corkscrewed, I mean things like the following;

i dun care wot u guyz thnk bcuz its mi ippinyun an yuo guyz can kizz mi asz so stik tat up yer tale pip n smok it becuz i nvr likeed dis bored neway all u guyz kip on hasaning mi tretds an disrispectng me so jus kis mi azs ok gret good wunderfill

[Kane Knight]

Heh, I don't mean leetspeak (1334sp34k), Corkscrewed, I mean things like the following;

i dun care wot u guyz thnk bcuz its mi ippinyun an yuo guyz can kizz mi asz so stik tat up yer tale pip n smok it becuz i nvr likeed dis bored neway all u guyz kip on hasaning mi tretds an disrispectng me so jus kis mi azs ok gret good wunderfill
i <3 tha cok

[SuperSlim]

my brain hurts

[Kane Knight]

Be thankful you have one.

[TerranRich]

<=== arez thankfill he haz wun an kain nite roxz!!11111111111

[SuperSlim]

Be thankful you have one.

plenty thankful

[Psycho C]

Sigh....this would be far more entertaining if Batista Bomb continued the argument.

On a side note, isn't it funny that someone like THAT represents the TNA fanbase here?

omg aj styles is the man he beat matt hardy i don't know why you guys don't like tna they have the best bookers out there and i know i should be adding something to these sentences and oh i know its a period or some sort of punctuation hmmm maybe if i proofread my typing it wouldnt seem so lame uh oh missed another apostrophe maybe i should edit oh well kk sucks bye

[Kane Knight]

Kicking a dead puppy is always fun. :D

[PureHatred]

First off, there was NO argument. Thre's no chance in Hell (pun!) that Vince has any clue about indy results or what his WWE employees are doing on any of their independent dates. AJ Styles beating matt hardy in front of a few hundred people was, is, and always will be completely menaingless.

Secondly, hit the wwe.com chatroom; there are just as many retards representing that fanbase, too.

[Psycho C]

Been there, done that. That chatroom is like visiting a preschool where all the kids are throwing toys around and drooling on the floor. Suddenly you enter the room with a lollypop in your hand...and they're evil eyes turn toward you, hungry for...


Wait...what were we talking about?

[Kane Knight]

First off, there was NO argument. Thre's no chance in Hell (pun!) that Vince has any clue about indy results or what his WWE employees are doing on any of their independent dates. AJ Styles beating matt hardy in front of a few hundred people was, is, and always will be completely menaingless.

Secondly, hit the wwe.com chatroom; there are just as many retards representing that fanbase, too.

I think the WWE's current success is in part due to the number of smarks and retards in equal amounts.z

[SuperSlim]

WWE has both smarks and marks

TNA has marks and retards

[Nervous Ferret]

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