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CharismaInjection
07-31-2005, 06:22 AM
I was just wondering why he isn't wearing them anymore?

Sickboy
07-31-2005, 09:37 AM
Eddie stole them

loopydate
07-31-2005, 11:40 AM
He stopped getting them because Eddie was his real optometrist.

Xero
07-31-2005, 11:47 AM
He has a glass eye now and different colored glass eyes cost too much, so he keeps them their natural color to match.

Sickboy
07-31-2005, 03:25 PM
Don't listen to them, they are full of deceit. Only believe in me for I am the truth.

The Naitch
07-31-2005, 05:13 PM
go email Rey Mysterio. Maybe he can answer this question for you

Shadow
07-31-2005, 11:16 PM
Here's why he doesn't wear contacts anymore...

YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!

The Naitch
07-31-2005, 11:20 PM
^^^ not funny. Is a loser

Chavo Classic
08-01-2005, 08:28 AM
Because he had laser surgery

Nowhere Man
08-01-2005, 10:47 PM
Because they interfere with the infra-red electron scanning matrix on his cybernetic retinal implants. Sure, he may not look as cool, but he can make out individual atoms on Eddie's forehead when they face off in the ring.

Hired Hitman
08-02-2005, 08:46 AM
Sonofabitch, you stole my Unprettier gif. :mad:


... eh you can use it.

Just John
08-02-2005, 09:59 AM
Probably because it'll show more 'emotion' in reys eyes when they do close ups

SuperSlim
08-02-2005, 11:12 AM
because natural eye colors are the new fad

Anybody Thrilla
08-02-2005, 12:56 PM
Probably because it'll show more 'emotion' in reys eyes when they do close ups

This is what I was thinking. Rey looks more 'human' and easier to empathize with without the contacts.

iwantviral
08-06-2005, 06:02 AM
rey rey fears that with his contacts on his son dominic wont recognize him and eddie would capitalize of the opportunity. so he does not wear the contacts and shows dominic his real eyes.

Chavo Classic
08-11-2005, 02:34 PM
rey rey fears that with his contacts on his son dominic wont recognize him and eddie would capitalize of the opportunity. so he does not wear the contacts and shows dominic his real eyes.

I like Shadow's version better

Skippord
08-12-2005, 12:41 AM
Cause Eddie was his contacts father

iwantviral
08-12-2005, 01:22 AM
Cause Eddie was his contacts father

:yes:

BigDaddyCool
08-12-2005, 01:25 AM
Because he had laser surgery

it is called lazik, dumb ass.