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Shaggy
08-01-2005, 01:50 PM
On the WWE main page it says that McMahon has a major announcement tonight....

Could this be him announcing that Hardy is getting a contract?

Thats the only thing I can think of as of right now...

What do yall think it might be?
Evil Vito
08-01-2005, 01:52 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Either:

A - Hassan is coming back to Raw
or
B - Raw is going back to the USA network</font>
Shaggy
08-01-2005, 01:52 PM
oh yea...forgot about the going back to USA...

I guess the people who dont look on the net have no clue yet about it
SuperSlim
08-01-2005, 01:53 PM
I think it's the fact that Lesnar finally signed
The One
08-01-2005, 01:57 PM
...Lesnar getting signed, Hardy getting signed, RAW going to USA, Hassan going to RAW, Vince balls arn't actually the size of grapefruits...it could be any number of things.
Innovator
08-01-2005, 01:58 PM
Hogan signing the 20 year deal.... :shifty:
Marc the Smark
08-01-2005, 01:59 PM
I hope he's there in person, and not just on the Titan-Tron. I'm 11 rows up off the floor directly across from the ring, and if Vince is there in person I will sooooo mark out.
Kane Knight
08-01-2005, 02:00 PM
That HE is Dominic's father.
The One
08-01-2005, 02:01 PM
Stephanie is adopted.
Shaggy
08-01-2005, 02:02 PM
Triple H and Stephanie are really brother and sister :shifty:
The One
08-01-2005, 02:04 PM
He paided Vince Russo to kill WCW.
Innovator
08-01-2005, 02:05 PM
Vince: Shane is taking over WWE and I am stepping down

HHH & Steph: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Xero
08-01-2005, 02:07 PM
I honestly don't see him announcing Hardy's contract, unless it's multiple announcements.

It probably WILL be multiple, I don't see Vince coming out, saying 'we got a deal with USA, go us' and leave. It will probably be the USA deal and Brock signing.

Or, maybe when he announces they're going back to USA, Hassan's music hits and he 'terrorizes' Vince and announces that he's now on RAW. Then he says that USA is a real American network because they're going to let him back on RAW. :shifty:
The One
08-01-2005, 02:07 PM
He is backing a small time indy fed called TNA and he will now bring in all their top stars as jobbers.
The Mackem
08-01-2005, 02:11 PM
Wrestling is real
Xero
08-01-2005, 02:12 PM
Vince: Triple H was never in charge. Stephanie never married him. I'M TRYING TO RUN THE WWE INTO THE GROUND, AND THAT'S WHY, ALL THIS TIME, THESE MEN HAVE BEEN WRITING OUR SHOWS!

*Vince Russo, Hulk Hogan, and Kevin Nash come out.*

Smarks: .....Well, fuck us...

Vince: AND THAT'S NOT ALL! I WAS BEHIND WCW ALL ALONG! YOU SEE, I'M REALLY... *Tears off mask* TED TURNER! HOW DO YOU THINK I COULD AFFORD TAKING THE COMPANY OFF OF VINCE MCMAHON WAY BACK WHEN!? THERE IS NO VINCE MCMAHON JR, ONLY TED TURNER! RAWR!
Corkscrewed
08-01-2005, 02:13 PM
crap... I didn't notice this thread posted, so I put my reply in Red Hot Scott's thread.
Corkscrewed
08-01-2005, 02:14 PM
VINCE: Now, as you know, I have a big announcement. I am please to say--

ALLEYEELAYEELAYEEYAYEELAYEEYAA!!!!

HASSAN: ONCE AGAIN, I AM BEING PERSECUTED BY YOU!!! YOU COME HERE AND TRY TO UPSTAGE MY RETUR--

VINCE: Actually, I was just going to announce Raw's acquisition of you and Daivari and how you're back.

HASSAN: Oh. http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/redfacenew.gif
Shadow
08-01-2005, 02:18 PM
I see the Shadow Conspiracy is running rampet...wait!

Vince: I am here, on RAW, to tell you the truth. The man known only as Shadow is...100% correct.
Shaggy
08-01-2005, 02:23 PM
As much as I would love for Hassan to return I dont think they would bring him back this soon...I mean they made it so Taker powerbombed him through a stage and then said on the website that he was badly injured...

Does McMahon think we are dumb enough to think he is OK after just a few weeks?

you know what...dont answer that
RP
08-01-2005, 02:28 PM
In all seriousness. I hope he shoots on UPN and all the bastards that forced the Hassan charachter off my television. I hope he rips them a new one with that ' I'm Vince McMahon and i dont give a fuck ' attitude. If he does that. He'll be my hero.
Tornado
08-01-2005, 02:29 PM
Lesnar would make the most sense, it's the biggest announcment they could make right about now.
wrestlingking
08-01-2005, 02:29 PM
Tonight is the night where raw beats gunsmoke for most aired shows or whatever so it could be something stupid like that

Or maybe something on Matt Hardy like he his tired of Hardy running in so he hired him back cus if u watched heat last night they didnt show the run in from raw but they did finally mention matt's name Coach said arent u tired of seeing Matt Hardy
Gerard
08-01-2005, 02:32 PM
:shifty: He knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. :shifty:
Gone Mad
08-01-2005, 02:38 PM
He's gonna inject poison into the WWF with a lethal dose of NWO ?????



.... :shifty: WHAT?!
Xero
08-01-2005, 02:40 PM
He's gonna inject poison into <s>the WWF</s> RAW with a lethal dose of <s>NWO</s> Triple H ?????



.... :shifty: WHAT?!

LOL, imagine if he was actually out to introduce Triple H...

Vince: Now, please welcome MY SO - er, TRIPLE H!
Disturbed316
08-01-2005, 02:41 PM
I think it's the fact that Lesnar finally signed
Shaggy
08-01-2005, 02:42 PM
Tonight is the night where raw beats gunsmoke for most aired shows or whatever so it could be something stupid like that


yea...im gonna gow ith that one....

Forgot all about that untill you said it but I guess hes gonna come out and mention that WWE has made history...then perhaps he will make one more announcement.
G-wrath
08-01-2005, 02:46 PM
I think it'll be a Matt Hardy thing....

http://www.wrestlingnewsboard.com/news/124925902.php
Ol Dirty Dastard
08-01-2005, 02:47 PM
Vince has the best markout music in the WWE. It is always awesome when "No Chance" hits.
Xero
08-01-2005, 02:48 PM
It will probably be multiple. At least USA, Gunsmoke, and Brock and/or Matt.

And yeah, Vince does have the best mark out music. When 'No Chance' hits, something is about to go down, and it's going to be BIG.
Innovator
08-01-2005, 03:00 PM
POTENTIAL RAW SPOILER, HIGHLIGHT TO READ

Tatanka is backstage at Mohegan Sun (why an Indian is at a casino I don't have the slightest idea) Anyways WWE was trying to track him down this weekend, so he might show up on TV tonight
Xero
08-01-2005, 03:49 PM
Spoiler:


Two words: Diva's Search. :nono:

Remember last year's segment with Kamala? I can only hope that I'm wrong on this.
DeadMan90
08-01-2005, 04:09 PM
That HE is Dominic's father.

Between having fucked up sleeping hours and all else, that has to be the funniest thing that I have read all day. Kudos.
Savio
08-01-2005, 04:10 PM
Hassan, going to USA, Lesner, Hardy one of those...or smackdown will merge with RAW soon
Savio
08-01-2005, 04:33 PM
*Vince comes out*

"OMG A RUBBER! rubber rubber rubber rubber"[/rkelly]
http://rkellyomg.ytmnd.com/
Team Sheep
08-01-2005, 05:00 PM
Either Lesnar or Hardy.
CharismaInjection
08-01-2005, 05:03 PM
It says 'MAJOR' major has to be something to do with the show, not superstars. Perhaps with the likeliness of SD! getting cancelled, he'll say.

VINCE: Once our contract expires, Raw and Smackdown will be going to the USA network, together...as one show. I am rejoining the brands of Raw and Smackdown to create, a new original raw. We're gonna see new rivalries, new feuds in all one show!!!

Possibly...or....

VINCE: I have decided to retire as chairman of WWE, please let me welcome, my successor...

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME....

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Avenger
08-01-2005, 05:24 PM
Two words:

Al

Wilson
BigDaddyCool
08-01-2005, 06:26 PM
Hogan signing the 20 year deal.... :shifty:

Well, techincally he will be annoucing Hogan vs. Savage to combine the world and heavy wieght titles for the next wrestlemainia. Oh, and both are getting 25 year deals.
The Naitch
08-01-2005, 06:35 PM
it better not be Hardy. The novelty has worn off. Who gives a fuck. Probably V1 fanboys. But if thats the huge announcement, meh
Nervous Ferret
08-01-2005, 07:14 PM
This is mad offtopic but I will bet my life RVD interferes in The Cena/Carlito match
Disturbed316
08-01-2005, 07:40 PM
V ONE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mr. Nerfect
08-01-2005, 07:56 PM
I hope it's a number of things. He could drop the little Gunsmoke thing to start off his promo. Then he can move into USA, UPN, before announcing some superstar dealings.

Muhammad Hassan is back on RAW (altough injured), Daivari will remain on SmackDown!, Lesnar has signed a WWE contract, Matt Hardy has signed a WWE contract, Kane is now on SmackDown!, Jamie Noble has signed a WWE contract, Spanky has signed a WWE contract, CM Punk has signed a WWE contract, Matt Striker, Slyck Wagner Brown, April Hunter, Alexis Laree, the condition of Trish Stratus, etc. Have the Lesnar anouncement go on last so he can introduce the youngest WWE Champion of all-time, and we can get Lesnar in person. Regardless of whether he is being cheered or booed, Shelton Benjamin comes out, and says he knows Lesnar will want to go to SD!, but with Vince's blessing, he hopes the Minnesota Stretching Crew can have a match together later that night. We get Brock Lesnar vs. Shelton Benjamin signed, and everything is hunky-dory.

I'm actually hoping Shelton Benjamin interferes in the Cena/Carlito match. He needs the attention more. Benjamin and Carlito still have that No DQ, No Countout match to have yet.
Disturbed316
08-01-2005, 07:58 PM
What is all this Gunsmoke thing about?
PureHatred
08-01-2005, 08:00 PM
April Hunter? Manly looking women with huge implants are back? The E really is doing it old school_style.
LK
08-01-2005, 08:01 PM
As much as I would love for Hassan to return I dont think they would bring him back this soon...I mean they made it so Taker powerbombed him through a stage and then said on the website that he was badly injured...

Does McMahon think we are dumb enough to think he is OK after just a few weeks?

you know what...dont answer that
Hey he had us believe that HHH recoverd from being dropped in a car from 20+ feet in less than a week and all it took was a badnage on his forehead.
vampiro03
08-01-2005, 08:02 PM
Have the Lesnar anouncement go on last so he can introduce the youngest WWE Champion of all-time, and we can get Lesnar

actually brock isn't the youngest. Randy Orton is. they made him champ just to get brocks name away from wwe.
RP
08-01-2005, 08:03 PM
Vince : I'm here to announce the return of the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLrrrrgghhh
PureHatred
08-01-2005, 08:04 PM
What is all this Gunsmoke thing about?

Old western TV show. Went for 20 years; held the record for most original episodes on TV or something. Raw breaks the record tonight.
Innovator
08-01-2005, 08:07 PM
Slyck Wagner Brown!!!!

Don't hate, appreciate
vampiro03
08-01-2005, 08:08 PM
Vince : I'm here to announce the return of the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLrrrrgghhh

or the wwwwwwwwbbbbbbbbbffffffffffff
RP
08-01-2005, 08:11 PM
OK THIS IS FUCKED UP. I might not watch if i saw correctly what i saw. Rob Schneider is gunna be on raw? What was Carrot Top busy? God Dammit.
Disturbed316
08-01-2005, 08:15 PM
Old western TV show. Went for 20 years; held the record for most original episodes on TV or something. Raw breaks the record tonight.

lol how has Raw got the most original episodes? We've seen loads of stuff repeated, gimmicks, angles etc
vampiro03
08-01-2005, 08:17 PM
http://tinypic.com/9sh5w6.jpg

they are bringing back the cartoon
PorkSoda
08-01-2005, 08:17 PM
Maybe he's announcing that he finally woke up after all these years and says that the Diva Search is shit, he's misusing alot of good talent and Triple H is doing bad things. :wave: Nervous Ferret for WWE Pres.
Disturbed316
08-01-2005, 08:17 PM
Sick :cool:
Kane Knight
08-01-2005, 08:40 PM
it better not be Hardy. The novelty has worn off. Who gives a fuck. Probably V1 fanboys. But if thats the huge announcement, meh
I guess that makes me a Hardy fanboy. :|
darkpower
08-01-2005, 08:41 PM
That he's gay?

But seriously,

I thought RAW beat Gunsmoke last week, and they had something on wwe.com about it already, so I don't think that's it (I'm almost gonna guarantee that this isn't the announcement).

Maybe the USA Network thing, I'm guessing.

I don't think Lesner is the announcement, because everything I'm reading is hinting Lesner going to SmackDown, and it would confuse people to have Lesner's returned be announced on RAW if he's going to SD (which I'm hoping they do to fill in for Hassan).

Or maybe....that he IS gay?
Marcyo
08-01-2005, 08:42 PM
Vince will reveal that he is really the Boogey-man.


http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9285/boogey6of.jpg
Crashnburn
08-01-2005, 08:44 PM
Vince will reveal that he is really the Boogey-man.
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9285/boogey6of.jpg

:rofl:
Kane Knight
08-01-2005, 08:44 PM
lol how has Raw got the most original episodes? We've seen loads of stuff repeated, gimmicks, angles etc
Yeah, but they mean it's never a rerun. Most sitcoms, soaps, and dramas repeat stuff too.
Savio
08-01-2005, 09:38 PM
They'll screw up and make it on HHH
Gerard
08-01-2005, 11:28 PM
http://tinypic.com/9sh5w6.jpg

they are bringing back the cartoon


Hm, i don't think hogans ever had as much hair in his life as he did in the cartoon. :?:
Kane Knight
08-01-2005, 11:31 PM
But he's had more muscle...
Morgan
08-01-2005, 11:34 PM
Question: Aren't there soap operas or something that have more episodes. I thinking more England here.

Or is it for once a week stuff?
Nervous Ferret
08-01-2005, 11:36 PM
bjarni
Morgan
08-01-2005, 11:39 PM
What?
Kane Knight
08-01-2005, 11:40 PM
Question: Aren't there soap operas or something that have more episodes. I thinking more England here.

Or is it for once a week stuff?
Soaps are daily.

He said weekly programming.
Morgan
08-01-2005, 11:41 PM
Soaps are daily.

He said weekly programming.

Affirmative