Official Monday Night Raw Thread 8/1/05

[LK]

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Will Cena be cooled off?
August 1, 2005

Thanks to some help from special guest referee Chris Jericho, Carlito defeated WWE Champion John Cena on RAW in a non-title match last week. With the win, Carlito earned himself a rematch with Cena, but this time the WWE Championship will be on the line. RAW GM Eric Bischoff said it was the beginning of the end for Cena last week. Will Bischoff get his way and have a new WWE Champion crowned? Will it be Carlito facing Chris Jericho at SummerSlam instead of Cena? All of these questions will be answered Monday night on RAW.

Also, Mr. McMahon will have a major announcement during tonight's show.

Plus, last week Eugene made a shocking return to RAW and participated in the Angle Invitational. The lovable Superstar accomplished what no one had been able to do on either SmackDown! or RAW over the last year – he defeated Angle to win his Olympic Gold Medal. Now that he has conquered the Angle Invitational, the new Olympic Gold Medalist will be hosting the Eugene Invitational. Be sure to tune in to RAW for this one.

And some other Diva Search shit

[RP]

http://62.216.169.125/pack_shots/1/packshot_7523_1.jpg

[SuperSlim]

bout time someone did it

[LK]

So what will Matt do this week?

[RP]

Get tackled by 10 sweaty police guards then be let go to run crazy through the bleachers putting innocent kids in danger. Just like the last 3 weeks.

[James Steele]

or attack Edge from out of the crowd for about 5 seconds until security hauls him off?

[SuperSlim]

what if he swerved us all and not show up this week? :eek:

[RP]

What if law enforcement actually opened an investigation and put a warrant out for his arrest.

[The One]

This space for rent.

Can I lease it out for this picture...

http://62.216.169.125/pack_shots/1/packshot_7523_1.jpg

[Disturbed316]

For the first time in about a year I'm actually gonna sit down and watch Raw. This better be good :mad:

[RP]

Sold

[Londoner]

Disturbed, look out for the diva search, its the best part of the show. :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

For the first time in about a year I'm actually gonna sit down and watch Raw. This better be good :mad:

man you picked like one of the worst times to watch one.

[Shadow]

WHOOO! RAW IS JERICHO! LET'S GO HARDY! WHOOO!

I'm actually excited for a RAW and that don't happen often.

[LK]

WHOOO! RAW IS JERICHO! LET'S GO HARDY! WHOOO!

I'm actually excited for a RAW and that don't happen often.
Really?

[LK]

Can't help but feel that tonight may not be too great.

[darkpower]

I know a thread has been made about it already, but I have to state it here, since this is the RAW thread:

The "major announcement" from Vince better be something I want to hear.

[Shadow]

Yeah....really. Takes alot for me to be excited for RAW tonight and I don't know why.

[darkpower]

Oh, and don't forget:

If Ashely gets voted off tonight, then the Diva Search is gonna be totally shit. She's the only reason I'm still watching that.

[vampiro03]

it has to be better than last week

[LK]

Oh, and don't forget:

If Ashely gets voted off tonight, then the Diva Search is gonna be totally shit. She's the only reason I'm still watching that.
She's as shit as the rest of them.

[SuperSlim]

she's teh only one I vote for... Ashley

[LK]

Sorry but I fail to see anything that makes her better than the rest of them

[Shadow]

This year I'm staying out of the friggin diva search.

[blake639raw]

I've heard Tatanka might be on the show tonight.

[vampiro03]

leyla

[LK]

Although in fairness, she does seem to want to actually become a wrestler so I don't know.

[darkpower]

Sorry but I fail to see anything that makes her better than the rest of them
She did a few wrestling moves that for some reason impressed me. She isn't afraid to make herself stand out, either.

You can say what you want, but she's the only GOOD one I see.

[LK]

see post above

[vampiro03]

vince will anncunce that he will let bischoff have some writing involvement. because the writers now have never watched wrestling. last week we had 3 MATCHES

[darkpower]

see post above
I just said.... :p

[Kane Knight]

I think this is the first Raw in a month I've been able to get online for. :eek:

[Kane Knight]

Anyway, the surprise is that he's marrying Michael Jackson.

[Bixente]

Vince is gonna announce that the Greatest Wrestler of all Time is BACK to Raw, daddy-o!

[SuperSlim]

noooooooooooooooooooooooo you spoiled raw for me :'(

[LK]

Vince is gonna announce that the Greatest Wrestler of all Time is BACK to Raw, daddy-o!
?????

[LK]

JBL?

[Shadow]

Thought he was announcing I was right about everything.

[vampiro03]

:wtf:

[vampiro03]

brock will show up tonight

[Disturbed316]

Just about to start.

[LK]

Can't see it

[Kane Knight]

Spoiler: Vince just gave Hulk the stuinner!

[darkpower]

Here we go!

[Disturbed316]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[LK]

Y2J

[The One]

Good start to RAW :)

[Gone Mad]

*** BOWS DOWN FOR THE APPEARANCE OF A TRUE ROCKSTAR, CHRIS JERICHO!!! ***

[The One]

Why do I actually like what Coach is saying???

[LK]

Where's the Jeritron 5000

[Kane Knight]

Oops.

[Disturbed316]

This feud is to just bump up Cena's "rap" career, god I hate that so much.

[Kane Knight]

Good start to RAW :)
Yeah, I always get a little wet at the sight of Bisch.

[Disturbed316]

Oh please break out into a rendition of Rap is Crap. PLEASE!

[Loose Cannon]

LOL

Rap Is Crap

haha

[The One]

Yeah, I always get a little wet at the sight of Bisch.

LOL ;)

[Kane Knight]

This feud is to just bump up Cena's "rap" career, god I hate that so much.
You mean Jericho and Cena are going to shoot each other?

[darkpower]

Why do I actually like what Coach is saying???
Now if the King would just shut the fuck up!

[Shadow]

Anytime Jericho comes out in a trucker hat and wife beater...you know RAW will be good.

[Gone Mad]

**POPS FOR THE MONKEYS IN THE TRUCK!! **

Jericho is the man. At least he doesn't have to call people Cheap to get over.

[Kane Knight]

Or maybe they're gonna release "diss" track to each other.

[The One]

WHY! WHY DON'T THEY SEE HE IS THE BEST PERFORMER IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW???

[Kane Knight]

Anytime Jericho comes out in a trucker hat and wife beater...you know RAW will be good.
That's Jericho? Shiiit, I thought Eminem had let himself go.

[AJHayes]

**Anxiously awaiting the Eugene Invitational!**

[Shadow]

.........They're blowing the security spot on this crap?

[The One]

Jericho's shirt it torn :D

[Gone Mad]

OVW to hold WWE's top talents down, damn it!!

The Prototype v. Razor 2005... TONIGHT!

[Loose Cannon]

that looked like a terrorist attack to me.

[SuperSlim]

that one guy on his knees looked rather happy

[The One]

Jericho certainlt doesn't have the body he once did does he... :shifty:

[Shadow]

Bischoff is having God help him try and beat Cena? I got a feeling we won't have an end to the match.

[The One]

I just want SOMEONE to beat Cena so I don't have to looking at that fucking spinning spile of shit.

[SuperSlim]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Disturbed316]

The only reason Jericho is special ref again is because Hebner got fired.

[Loose Cannon]

gonna see some Bret Hart :drool:

[darkpower]

Why do I NOT like the two heel commentating thing?

Let the King at LEAST do some analysist work like Tazz does instead of being the annoying shit he is.

[LK]

Bring back Harvey Whippleman

[SuperSlim]

here is to 14,800 posts :D

[The Answer]

Same old BS....... Carlito grabs a chair, Cena ducks and than some how nails Carlito with the chair and than smashes Jericho. He than pins Carlito and the unconscious Jericho with some help from Cena counts the three. So fuckin predictable....

[Disturbed316]

Save it for 15k stalker :foc:

[Shadow]

Why do I NOT like the two heel commentating thing?

Let the King at LEAST do some analysist work like Tazz does instead of being the annoying shit he is.

King has no clue what a move is called. Hell...he barely knows the names fo the wrestlers in the ring half the time.

JR never does so...

[The One]

Here is to 8,527 posts... :shifty:

[McLegend]

gonna see some Bret Hart :drool:
I hope

[darkpower]

I'm just trying to get to 1000 before long.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'd mark majorly if Cena lost the belt, but it's all too obvious that Cena's gonna KO Jericho and make Jericho count the 3 with his hand while he's out</font> :(

[The Answer]

HBK highlights :y: :y: :yes:

[The One]

Masterlock Challenge....

[Loose Cannon]

Bret Hart appearing in a Shawn Michaels clip on Raw > The rest of the show

[Shadow]

Ok...Shelton/Big Show vs. Masters/Snitsky or.,..yep. That's what this is.

[LK]

*Peeps unite, it's the steaming pile of shit*

[darkpower]

The Masterbore.

[Kane Knight]

that looked like a terrorist attack to me.
They were clearly arab

[Shadow]

I like that.l

King: JR when you go to the movie, do you talk back to the screen?

JR:...not normily.

[SuperSlim]

199 more posts and I'll have a 15k party :D

anyway it's tie for me to be bored

[darkpower]

And the "toe-sucking psycho" [/SHELTON]

[LK]

Masters and Snitsky = ratings

[The One]

Why is RAW flat...no ramp? Do we have a car, truck, or Zamboni being used tonight?

[LK]

oh well so much for Tatanka with this

[SuperSlim]

I'm actually hopig Shelton doesn't hurt himself

[Disturbed316]

Oh great, Masters is on :roll:

[The One]

Shelton almost fell...AGAIN...

[Linkbowler]

You fucked up! You fucked up!

[LK]

I'm actually hopig Shelton doesn't hurt himself
It seems to be a matter of time at the moment

[AJHayes]

I've been slightly marking for the Big Show over the past few weeks.

[SuperSlim]

*yawn

[Disturbed316]

Raw beats Gunsmoke, go to WWE.com for for article.

[Shadow]

.....Big Show makes everyone smaller. That is a feat in and of itself.

[SuperSlim]

masters looks like a baby face with a big chin

[darkpower]

Shelton botch count: 30

[The One]

I think Big Show should start comming out with an Evil Migit Manager on his shoulders... :shifty:

[LK]

Wouldn't be taking lessons from a red haired diva, would he?

[AJHayes]

Big Shows "shhhhh" chop and taunting afterwards > Moms meat loaf

[Linkbowler]

Shelton botch count: 30

And still 14,352 to go before he catches Lita.

[Kane Knight]

I've been slightly marking for the Big Show over the past few weeks.
I;d mark out for Triple H decapitating Jericho if it got Masters off TV.

[Shadow]

Shelton's been getting drunk before each and every match...

Also...Big Show is about to help Shelton over the top rope into them...DAMN IT! I HATE COMMERCIAL BREAKS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH!

[LK]

Did Masters just kick Snitsky in the head?

[SuperSlim]

I think he did kick him

[darkpower]

Did Masters just kick Snitsky in the head?
Snisky may have liked it, with him liking those feet and all.

[Shadow]

Well wouldn't you kick him?

[darkpower]

And I swear, this Snickers commercial with the deer has "PETA Boycott" written all over it.

[SuperSlim]

dang that was a long pause

[Shadow]

And I swear, this Snickers commercial with the deer has "PETA Boycott" written all over it.

They've already started by throwing red paint on snicker's bars in grocery stores.

[The One]

Coach is making me happy tonight.

[LK]

*yawn*

[SuperSlim]

man this is a long pointless boring match

where is the long and pointless diva challenge?

[Gone Mad]

I really wish Shelton was fueding with someone that has talent. That's all I'll say about that.

[Shadow]

Coach and King are annoying me and JR makes me wish I had my sniper rifle now.

[Linkbowler]

Since when was a bear hug similar to the Masterlock?

*FYI: watching on TiVo delay until the next break...*

[Disturbed316]

*yawn*

[SuperSlim]

I need my sleepy smilie

[Disturbed316]

Since when was a bear hug similar to the Masterlock?


When JR started commentating.

[darkpower]

Coach and King are annoying me and JR makes me wish I had my sniper rifle now.
You mean this:

*brandishes a HUGE sniper rifel*

[Batsu]

Late, but LMFAO @ "Young M.Cena"

[SuperSlim]

haha he missed

[Disturbed316]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[AJHayes]

AND BIG SHOW GETS THE HOT TAG!!! LOOK AT THOSE GINGER SHOULDERBLOCKS!

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[Disturbed316]

Chokeslam and it's over, thank christ.

[Gone Mad]

WHOA... ok, a great match should have the length this one does. I mean, this was like 20 minutes. Good god!

LOL @ Show kissing Shelton's head

[AJHayes]

Raw is more enjoyable if you slip into "Mark Mode."

And get sloppy drunk beforehand.

[Disturbed316]

I bet the Eugene Invitational involves some stupid game.

[Shadow]

Time for the Eugene Invitational................

Kill me now.

[SuperSlim]

hmmm mark mode. I'll have to try that

[darkpower]

STYLES: Oh my God!!!....THIS SUCKS!!!

[Disturbed316]

What is up with all the ad breaks?

[SuperSlim]

I bet the Eugene Invitational involves some stupid game.

musical chairs

[Gone Mad]

WHOO!! The eneguE Invitational is next, damn you! It's been awhile since I've done this but..

**AIRPLANE SPINS !** eneguE = sgnitaR !!

[SuperSlim]

STYLES: Oh my God!!!....THIS SUCKS!!!

I cna actually hear him saying that

[owenbrown]

thank god i taped ESPN's Pardon the Interruption today :shifty:

[Shadow]

It's how a tv show makes money D316. Duh.

[AJHayes]

Whats wrong with Eugene? He helps to make the show a little bit fun.

I really get a kick out of the interaction between him and Christy Hemme. Its like beauty and the beast with special needs.

[Disturbed316]

It's how a tv show makes money D316. Duh.

They never used to do it and got along fine.

[Gone Mad]

Hey, if Eugene does do Musical chairs, then we have a new champion.. namely..

CHRIS F'N JERICHO !!!! WOO! :shifty:

[Disturbed316]

Whoa, Christy looking kinda hott.

[Shadow]

It's just that Nick Dinsmore has so much talent but it's being wasted with....this. It's pretty disturbing really.

................................Did I say shoot me now? Please don't shoot me...ever.

It's worth it to see Hemme in a cheerleader outfit.

[AJHayes]

hmmm mark mode. I'll have to try that

Don't forget the sloppy drunk part.

(supplimental: HOLY SHIT WHAT A GREAT ENTERANCE!!!!)

[The One]

OK...I need a bottle of rum...or something else to do on Monday nights.

[SuperSlim]

hope this is good.

[Disturbed316]

Why was I expecting Lesnar to come out then?

[Gone Mad]

*** OH IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE! IT'S KIRK FREAKIN' ANGEL!! WOO. ***

[The One]

And the only good thing on Raw Pt. 2 makes his enterence.

[AJHayes]

That would have been kinda cool Disturbed.

[owenbrown]

well what a surprise :shifty: a blind man could've seen this coming right away.

[The Answer]

Wow, I wasn't expecting Angle to come out :roll:

[SuperSlim]

looks like no musica chairs :'(

[Disturbed316]

cheap pop

[Shadow]

Awww...I wanted musical chairs.

Also SS...that your girl?

[AJHayes]

TATANKA!!!

[SuperSlim]

Tatanka?

[The One]

Cue Tatanka

[Nark Order]

Angle & Eugene are hilarious.

[Linkbowler]

YeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYee!

[Disturbed316]

SLJGBSBRAPIH

TATANKA!

[AJHayes]

HOLY SHIT I CALLED IT!!!!!

[Nark Order]

TATANKA!!!

[Shadow]

And here's Tatanka. He's doing the Eugene Invitational.

[SuperSlim]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[The Answer]

LOL Tatanka

[Gone Mad]

LOL!!!! TATANKA, MOTHA!!!! I READ SPOILERS, BUT DAMN IT... this is hilarious.

[Batsu]

LMFAO, I knew Tatanka would show up!

[Disturbed316]

lol he's so fat.

[darkpower]

WTF!!

TATANKA!! BUFFALO!!!

[Loose Cannon]

:eek: OH MARKS THE FUCK OUT

[SuperSlim]

man he got fat

[owenbrown]

HOLY SHIT ITS TATANKA!!!! :eek:

[Nark Order]

FAT TATANKA!

[Mike the Metal Ed]

TATANKA! BUFFALO
TATANKA! BUFFALO
TATANKA! BUFFALO
TATANKA! BUFFALO
TATANKA! BUFFALO
TATANKA! BUFFALO

[The One]

Why do they make Angle come from trying to have Animal Sex to trying to talk to a Retarded guy...

He's Kurt Fucking Angle, stop trying to screw him over.

[The Answer]

Looks like Tatanka has been hittin the donuts....

[Loose Cannon]

I bet the clock on the Eugene Invitational goes to 2:13

[Loose Cannon]

I bet the clock on the Eugene Invitational goes to 1:43

[Shadow]

You know...he's actually not that big. He's actually in pretty good shape for an old man.

[RP]

He's fat but he still has some spunk

[RP]

Its Billy Ray Cirus.

[Nark Order]

lol, Tat is breathing pretty hard

[Kane Knight]

I'm offended. As a Native (Well, as a half nativem I find this to poorly represent my people. I demand they pull this segment.,

[Loose Cannon]

I bet the clock on the Eugene Invitational goes to 1:43

HOLY SHIT, I CALLED IT

[Disturbed316]

Botched Angle Slam

[Gone Mad]

Cue Lex Luger....


...WHAT?!?!? :shifty:

[The One]

King: I bet he couldn't even tell you what that medel was made of.

Thank you kind, because it wasn't funny last week, but you get up there and try it again...a true never give up story.

[Batsu]

That was a crap Angle Slam....

[Nark Order]

lol, modified angle slam

[SuperSlim]

ahhh come on

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL ANGLE

[owenbrown]

hes mocking kurt angle :rofl:

[RemyRed]

Tatanka lost. :nono:

[McLegend]

Angle is the man

[Disturbed316]

lol

[Nark Order]

Man, all of these old WWE guys got hella fat.

[AJHayes]

I am marking the hell out at the moment... Bless Eugene, Hemme, and Tatanka

[SuperSlim]

ha that was cool

[Shadow]

King....just....no. No. Seriouslly. No. Shut the hell up with that joke.

[The One]

I'm offended. As a Native (Well, as a half nativem I find this to poorly represent my people. I demand they pull this segment.,

Write to Spike TV... :shifty: Maybe Undertaker can come Last Ride Tatanka.

[Batsu]

LOL @ Hogan with the blue getup.

[darkpower]

And this shoe guy is an IDIOT!!

[SuperSlim]

I like that shoe commercial

[Loose Cannon]

Wow, that was old school there

Mainstream things like that happened a lot in the 80's

[darkpower]

King....just....no. No. Seriouslly. No. Shut the hell up with that joke.
What did he say? I missed it.

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[darkpower]

I like that shoe commercial
So do I...but...EWW!! Drinking milk inside a shoe is bad enough, but ROTTEN MILK?!!

[SuperSlim]

hehe

[Disturbed316]

That vein on Kurt's head is gonna pop.

[Shadow]

That vein on Kurt's head is gonna pop.

Eventually.

[Gone Mad]

I'm offended. As a Native (Well, as a half nativem I find this to poorly represent my people. I demand they pull this segment.,

I was offended by Eddie's current storyline, being a latino and all, and they haven't gotten rid of that yet,so I know how you feel. Oh well, back to eating nachos and wearing my sombrero. ORALE!!

[owenbrown]

i bet they don't mention matt hardy at all :shifty:

[Corndad]

next week in Pittsburgh = Angle getting Medals back.. *yawn*

[Shadow]

And yet again...they're ignoring Matt Hardy

STUPID FUCKS!

[owenbrown]

damn i'm right :shifty:

[The Answer]

Anyone have a video of Matt hardy coming out last week?

[Kane Knight]

Write to Spike TV... :shifty: Maybe Undertaker can come Last Ride Tatanka.
Well, that would appease the computer spirits.

*Tokes on peace pipe*

[darkpower]

How much of that recap did TSN cut out?

[SuperSlim]

Cena wins... everyonbe knows that

[Disturbed316]

Huge pop for McMahon

[owenbrown]

VINNIE MAC :D

[SuperSlim]

I like his rare appearances

[Shadow]

How much of that recap did the WWE cut out?

the Matt Hardy attacking Edge and then security dragging him away. You know...the good parts.

[The Answer]

How much of that recap did TSN cut out?

Just the tombstone to Lita. But we didn't get to see Matt last week though. Fuckin monkeys

[RP]

I'm sorry mam, I think we gave you 4 gangstas , not 4 brothers.

[Gone Mad]

VINNIE MAC!!! WooooooooOOOoo! And of course, about to announce the big news:


A second season of the XFL..... I'll go away now. **crys in corner**

[Loose Cannon]

No Chance in Hell is like an instant markout every time for me.

[darkpower]

What we have so far:

"RAW is USA bound"

"Edge/Matt for Summerslam"

"Lesner coming back" (betting against this one because of the show he's rumored to go back to).

"RAW beats Gunsmoke" (definitly not. They had the "WWE BOX" earlier tonight say something about it).

[Disturbed316]

No Chance in Hell is like an instant markout every time for me.

Me too.

[Corndad]

All the McMahon should follow that formula... rare apperances mean more importance when they do show up. When they are on shows on a consistant basis always turns out boring after a while.

[Savio]

Still dunno if I'll go to the show on friday.

[Shadow]

VINNIE MAC!!! WooooooooOOOoo! And of course, about to announce the big news:


A second season of the XFL..... I'll go away now. **crys in corner**

I thought it was to announce the XNL....since there's really no other hockey going on.

[SuperSlim]

hot

[RP]

If 4 brothers was actually about 4 black guys playing basketball, i'd rather watch that then watch Marky Mark, Wesley Snipes and Big Boi.

[Batsu]

Wow, that was old school there

Mainstream things like that happened a lot in the 80's

Same thing I was thinking. Hogan talking about his match with Michaels was very much like his Tonight Show appearances back in the old days...

[Disturbed316]

God I want to punch Nelly in the face.

[SuperSlim]

woooooooooooooooo