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The Ravishing One
08-03-2005, 03:09 PM
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/dusty

Dusty Rhodes has just arrived at WWE Headquarters. The former World Champion is scheduled to meet with Stephanie McMahon. WWE.com will have more on their meeting once it concludes.
Anybody Thrilla
08-03-2005, 03:10 PM
He probably just got lost on his way to the 'pay winduh'.
Kane Knight
08-03-2005, 03:14 PM
What the fuck?
The Ravishing One
08-03-2005, 03:16 PM
What the fuck?

Just what i thought.
Innovator
08-03-2005, 03:17 PM
WWE obviously saw the gold Dusty made when he was booking TNA. Destination X, mmmmm pure genius!










God I felt dirty after typing that.
Pepsi Man
08-03-2005, 03:18 PM
What the fuck?
My initial reaction as well.
Innovator
08-03-2005, 03:19 PM
Hopefully they give him an on-air role, polka dots and all.

"AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DREEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMM"
Chavo Classic
08-03-2005, 03:26 PM
Tatanka, Marty, Hogan, The Dream! What the fuck?

Should I get out my Sega Master System, play Alex Kid and pretend its the late 80's too? What's going on!?
Kane Knight
08-03-2005, 03:27 PM
WWE obviously saw the gold Dusty made when he was booking TNA. Destination X, mmmmm pure genius!










God I felt dirty after typing that.

Vince had grown tired of success.
Kane Knight
08-03-2005, 03:27 PM
This is a pretty good way to inject a dose of poison into the WWE.
Shaggy
08-03-2005, 03:31 PM
No offense to The Dream...but I dont want him on my tv anymore..

Maybe if I wouldnt of watched TNA I would want him on TV but after seeing him week after week on Impact I got tired of him....no more please...

WHY VINCE WHY!!!!!
Chavo Classic
08-03-2005, 03:32 PM
This is a pretty good way to inject a dose of poison into the WWE.

I swear that Vince has a recycled bin for all his old angles, and randomly selects one idea from that bin every month for him to recreate.
Goulet
08-03-2005, 03:34 PM
Hopefully they give him an on-air role, polka dots and all.

"AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DREEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMM"

He's just a common working hard with his hands
he's just a common man working hard for the man

Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm


If you are black or white
redneck funky that's alright
blew up on out of soul
call the man he's got his goal

Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm


Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm

Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
A Dream , A Dream , A Dream
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm

:shifty:
Chavo Classic
08-03-2005, 03:39 PM
"Lets get funky like a monkey! IF... YOU... WILL!"

Um, how about.... no!?
The Fitz
08-03-2005, 03:43 PM
Never was a fan, never will be a fan.
SuperSlim
08-03-2005, 03:43 PM
things are just getting sadder by the day
CharismaInjection
08-03-2005, 03:45 PM
Vince is trying to get as many wrestlers from TNA as he can because he sees TNA as a threat and wants it to go under, so he's stealing TNA's wrestler.
Watson
08-03-2005, 03:48 PM
What the fuck?
Chavo Classic
08-03-2005, 03:51 PM
Vince is trying to get as many wrestlers from TNA as he can because he sees TNA as a threat and wants it to go under, so he's stealing TNA's wrestler.

TNA a threat? What? You're so far off the pulse that the pulse is a dot on the horizon to you.
The Ravishing One
08-03-2005, 03:51 PM
Never was a fan, never will be a fan.
Kane Knight
08-03-2005, 03:55 PM
Vince is trying to get as many wrestlers from TNA as he can because he sees TNA as a threat and wants it to go under, so he's stealing TNA's wrestler.

So why is he stealing DUSTY RHODES?
Chavo Classic
08-03-2005, 03:57 PM
He's planning to put a little saddle on his back and ride him like a horsey.
Kane Knight
08-03-2005, 04:09 PM
You mean a piggy, right?
Crashnburn
08-03-2005, 04:09 PM
Johnny Ace: "Vince, what are we going to do now that Lesnar has walked away from the negotiating table?"

Vince: "We're going to bring in somebody bigger than Brock! We're going to bring in the American Dream Dusty Rhodes!!!"

Johnny Ace: "You're a genius, boss!"
PureHatred
08-03-2005, 04:10 PM
Vince is trying to get as many wrestlers from TNA as he can because he sees TNA as a threat and wants it to go under, so he's stealing TNA's wrestler.

Dusty was fired by TNA months back. And as a matter of fact, his booking/writing was hurting the product. So hiring Dusty to do anything except maybe be the company janitor would be good for TNA. So quiet, you.
Gone Mad
08-03-2005, 04:12 PM
People love nostalgia... that is until you see those actually returning. Some of these guys look like a mess. I mean, come on, Dusty Rhodes???! I guess the Nickelodeon writers need whatever they can to come up with a wrestling show, huh? Huh?

..I can't wait till next week when they bring back REEEEPOO MAN! :shifty:
Chavo Classic
08-03-2005, 04:14 PM
If there was a thread yesterday where we could suggest who the WWE might want to bring back in the events of Tatanka's return on Monday, then someone suggesting that Dusty would return would have been met with cries of laughter.

But instead, it's for real.
PureHatred
08-03-2005, 04:45 PM
People love nostalgia... that is until you see those actually returning. Some of these guys look like a mess. I mean, come on, Dusty Rhodes???!

To be fair to Dusty, even when he was young he was a mess. So its not like he fell out of shape.
Gone Mad
08-03-2005, 04:48 PM
Well, I know he's never been in shape. I'm saying in general of returning superstars.
Disturbed316
08-03-2005, 04:54 PM
Bollocks.
blake639raw
08-03-2005, 05:03 PM
I think it's about the Hall of Fame. I had heard a while back that they wanted to induct Dusty and Bret next year, so that's probably all it is. I don't know, I don't think Dusty would be a bad color commentator, ala WCW.
He could go to SD and commentate, and Tazz and JR could do RAW.
Dave Youell
08-03-2005, 05:13 PM
Bret Hart
Dusty
Tatanka
Matt Striker
Brock Lesner

Hmm What's the connection? Why Vince, what are you thinking? Cos that's a fucking terrible stable
Kane Knight
08-03-2005, 05:14 PM
To be fair to Dusty, even when he was young he was a mess. So its not like he fell out of shape.

He did, however, fall into less shape.
LK
08-03-2005, 05:42 PM
What's the deal with fat people having talks with the WWE. Tatanka and now this fat fuck who is just awful and needs to go away.
CYCLOPTERSAURUS
08-03-2005, 06:05 PM
Sad...
PureHatred
08-03-2005, 07:09 PM
He did, however, fall into less shape.

Hah. Round is a shape.
PureHatred
08-03-2005, 07:23 PM
I think it's about the Hall of Fame. I had heard a while back that they wanted to induct Dusty and Bret next year, so that's probably all it is. I don't know, I don't think Dusty would be a bad color commentator, ala WCW.
He could go to SD and commentate, and Tazz and JR could do RAW.

Dusty deserves a HOF spot. But commentary? Seriously, no.
Kane Knight
08-03-2005, 07:34 PM
Hah. Round is a shape.

Well, he's not really round.
Kane Knight
08-03-2005, 07:35 PM
Dusty deserves a HOF spot. But commentary? Seriously, no.

He'd be like Jim Ross with a lisp.

"Tougher than a two dollar theak."
The One
08-03-2005, 07:41 PM
You know, WWE.com failed to report it, but I had a meeting with headquarters last week. They are considering me for a writing position since I wrote a comic book strip for my Middle School new paper...but then they found out I enjoyed wrestling and I was asked to leave.
kinglacoste
08-03-2005, 07:44 PM
He might came back as Golddust Sr. and tag with his son to make a run at the tag straps.
Kane Knight
08-03-2005, 08:15 PM
Tag fags?
Volchok
08-03-2005, 08:20 PM
Dust and Dust, Fag 'N' Tag
SuperSlim
08-03-2005, 08:28 PM
that idea is crazy enough to run by the creative teams mind and actually come on TV.
Angelina2K
08-03-2005, 08:38 PM
Probably just about the HOF, and wwe.com reports to um, 'one up' all the other internet wrestling sites.
Cool King
08-03-2005, 08:53 PM
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/dusty
Cool King
08-03-2005, 08:55 PM
I dunno if that has already been posted before.:-\
The One
08-03-2005, 09:19 PM
Anyone wanna play Captions with the WWE.com supplied pics?
Bad Company
08-03-2005, 09:33 PM
Well we might get to see a retun of Goldust!
Loose Cannon
08-03-2005, 09:54 PM
probably for one of those 'Legends" contracts like Piper has
SuperSlim
08-03-2005, 10:14 PM
ahhh fart
Pepsi Man
08-03-2005, 11:26 PM
This is a pretty good way to inject a dose of poison into the WWE.
AND...hey...Dusty Rhodes was indeed a member of the...

*flips chair around.*

<font color=white>nWo</font>
TerranRich
08-03-2005, 11:45 PM
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/344364/dustyin.jpg

Well, well, thith'll make TWO companieth I destroyed!

They've updated their story on their meeting.

Dusty Rhodes’ meeting with Stephanie McMahon has ended. When asked about the meeting, McMahon responded:

“Dusty is an incredible asset both creatively and as a talent. We are exploring all possibilities of working with Dusty in the future.”
Pepsi Man
08-03-2005, 11:48 PM
Well, for what it's worth, Flair claims in his book that he thinks Dusty would've been a great booker if he weren't an on-air performer back in the past.
Esoteric
08-04-2005, 02:56 AM
He is going to be the new manager of Batista, he is going to teach him how to work the mic using a lisp.....he is also going to have him wear that polka dot outfit from Dusty's WWE run....but more importantly he is going to save the Batista, JBL match at Summerslam by betraying Batista. Batista after a 20 min boring match is going to Batista bomb JBL, but Dusty is going to run in and give Batista the bionic elbow thus knocking out Batista for 5 minutes and allowing JBL to win
El Santo
08-04-2005, 03:42 AM
My guess is Dusty was at the WWE HQ either for Hall of Fame arrangements... or to help the WWE put together a Dusty Rhodes DVD.
Eunos
08-04-2005, 04:18 AM
I immediatly too thought this must be Hall of Fame related.

Bret than Dusty?.. After hearing that JR offered these 2 places this is more than likely what it's all aboot.
PullMyFinger
08-04-2005, 05:19 AM
The ironic part is WWE is going for TNA's scraps and cuts as of late. Kid Kash and Dusty Rhodes potentially.
LK
08-04-2005, 07:14 AM
Well, for what it's worth, Flair claims in his book that he thinks Dusty would've been a great booker if he weren't an on-air performer back in the past.
Yeah well evidence says that he isn't very good at the old booking game given his efforts with TNA.
Kane Knight
08-04-2005, 11:34 AM
Well, for what it's worth, Flair claims in his book that he thinks Dusty would've been a great booker if he weren't an on-air performer back in the past.

He also claims Bret Hart never drew a dime.
Kane Knight
08-04-2005, 11:35 AM
Yeah well evidence says that he isn't very good at the old booking game given his efforts with TNA.

Yeah, but he still had an onscreen role.
Pepsi Man
08-04-2005, 11:45 AM
He also claims Bret Hart never drew a dime.
Hence the words, "for what it's worth". :p
Kane Knight
08-04-2005, 11:58 AM
Just putting it in perspective.
Corkscrewed
08-04-2005, 04:14 PM
Geez, musta been a slow news day.