Savio
08-06-2005, 12:06 AM
and there were all types of people there. Blacks, whites, skinny people, Fat people Lypoded people, and some hot bitches too. However there was an over abundance of crazy people, I had to sit next to a crazy racist. anyways
First news 10 now came out with the announcer. "News Ten now" got a lot of heat.
Super heros vs The heart throbs.
Pretty nice match how ever some jerk offs got in the wrong section so we missed part of the match. Mike Chioda got a big chant going for him and some grandma loved the heart throbs, who put on a good show I hope they become champs one day. Staceys ass looked bigger.
3.5 out of 5
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Coach came out and said "Leave it to syracuse to not be able to chant "you suck in unison" then he went down the card and chatted with the grandma who loved the heart throbs.
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Victoria vs Christy
They were wearing some hot stuff....that new Ref that jumps when giving 3 counts reffed the match but didn't jump :(. After Christy won Victoria gave he the widows peak and stabbed he with a fork. Big vis came out and chased her untill coach saved her. For his efforts Vis humped him.
3 (because of vis)
??? and Garrison cade/Dusty look-a-like vs The Miz and someone else.
Chioda got another chant from the group behind me. Miz got some good pops also but the match wasn't that great. But it wasn't mizzes fault!!!:mad:
1.5
brb gonna see if family guy is on....Ok commercial from best week ever
Val Venis vs Kerwin White
Lotsa Chavo chants. Chavo said "Whos Chavo" Val said "his penis was like an Airplane" I said "Shut up and wrestle" LC said "LOL"
The grandma was begging for Vals towel and doing imagineary towel swinging but he gave it to some attractive lady.
The match was pretty good however that racist prick keep screaming "Break his neck!" so I made up my own match.....
Brock vs Hassan
Hassan came out and started saying he was kicked off of TV for being arabic but then brocks music hit and he came down from the rafters and I was totally marking out. Hassans men came and all attacked brock after subduing him one got a machette and was about to swing but brock F5ed all of them except hassan. Brock stood back and screamed "KAME-HAME-HA!" and blew up hassan. He then tore his quad and I got sad. :wavesad:
4
Bigshow vs Masters
Yeah it was a fine match ended in DQ when snitksy interfered. Bigshow got hit with a chair and was almost put in the masterlock but fought out of it and chokeslam the 2 heels
3
I think there was an intermission then
Carlito vs Shelton IC title match
Both got good pops and it was a very nice match. Someone yelled out "if its not white it ain't right" I looked over and it was a black girl with some nice titties
5 For the titties and the match
Next up was Kurt vs HBK but wait......Eugene is coming out?
Eugene vs Kurt
Eugene bit peoples asses liked the announcer and exposed "kurt butt" good match but nothing on what was sussposed to be the match HBK vs Kurt
4
HBK vs Edge
So instead of Cena vs Edge as the main event we got HBK vs Edge, so it worked out nice. I screamed "You screwed Matt Damon!" but he didn't hear me :(. Match of the night. Ref bump. HBK hits a powerbomb but theres no ref he goes to wake him...turns then GORE! 1..........2.......kick out!
Edge gets his brief case but HBK superkicks it into his face 1.....2.....3
After the match HBK gets a toddler and brings him in the ring...the toddler waves bye to edge and then HBK does the same. But then HBK turns heel throws the kids up and super kicks him :eek:. He grabs the mic and says "No body steals the spotlight from HBK!" and then the show is over.
First news 10 now came out with the announcer. "News Ten now" got a lot of heat.
Super heros vs The heart throbs.
Pretty nice match how ever some jerk offs got in the wrong section so we missed part of the match. Mike Chioda got a big chant going for him and some grandma loved the heart throbs, who put on a good show I hope they become champs one day. Staceys ass looked bigger.
3.5 out of 5
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Coach came out and said "Leave it to syracuse to not be able to chant "you suck in unison" then he went down the card and chatted with the grandma who loved the heart throbs.
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Victoria vs Christy
They were wearing some hot stuff....that new Ref that jumps when giving 3 counts reffed the match but didn't jump :(. After Christy won Victoria gave he the widows peak and stabbed he with a fork. Big vis came out and chased her untill coach saved her. For his efforts Vis humped him.
3 (because of vis)
??? and Garrison cade/Dusty look-a-like vs The Miz and someone else.
Chioda got another chant from the group behind me. Miz got some good pops also but the match wasn't that great. But it wasn't mizzes fault!!!:mad:
1.5
brb gonna see if family guy is on....Ok commercial from best week ever
Val Venis vs Kerwin White
Lotsa Chavo chants. Chavo said "Whos Chavo" Val said "his penis was like an Airplane" I said "Shut up and wrestle" LC said "LOL"
The grandma was begging for Vals towel and doing imagineary towel swinging but he gave it to some attractive lady.
The match was pretty good however that racist prick keep screaming "Break his neck!" so I made up my own match.....
Brock vs Hassan
Hassan came out and started saying he was kicked off of TV for being arabic but then brocks music hit and he came down from the rafters and I was totally marking out. Hassans men came and all attacked brock after subduing him one got a machette and was about to swing but brock F5ed all of them except hassan. Brock stood back and screamed "KAME-HAME-HA!" and blew up hassan. He then tore his quad and I got sad. :wavesad:
4
Bigshow vs Masters
Yeah it was a fine match ended in DQ when snitksy interfered. Bigshow got hit with a chair and was almost put in the masterlock but fought out of it and chokeslam the 2 heels
3
I think there was an intermission then
Carlito vs Shelton IC title match
Both got good pops and it was a very nice match. Someone yelled out "if its not white it ain't right" I looked over and it was a black girl with some nice titties
5 For the titties and the match
Next up was Kurt vs HBK but wait......Eugene is coming out?
Eugene vs Kurt
Eugene bit peoples asses liked the announcer and exposed "kurt butt" good match but nothing on what was sussposed to be the match HBK vs Kurt
4
HBK vs Edge
So instead of Cena vs Edge as the main event we got HBK vs Edge, so it worked out nice. I screamed "You screwed Matt Damon!" but he didn't hear me :(. Match of the night. Ref bump. HBK hits a powerbomb but theres no ref he goes to wake him...turns then GORE! 1..........2.......kick out!
Edge gets his brief case but HBK superkicks it into his face 1.....2.....3
After the match HBK gets a toddler and brings him in the ring...the toddler waves bye to edge and then HBK does the same. But then HBK turns heel throws the kids up and super kicks him :eek:. He grabs the mic and says "No body steals the spotlight from HBK!" and then the show is over.