Caption the Bret Hart/Vince McMahon photo.

[Nick Venom]

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Sure it's an emotional photo, but this photo is caption worthy in every way.

[loopydate]

Vince (To self): I knew he'd come crawling back.

Bret (To self): IT BURNS!

SATAN: BRING ME A SWEATER!

I think I just saw a pig flying outside


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A sad day for Pittsburgh.
Jeremy C. Hallowell (Pittsburgh Chronicle)

PITTSBURGH - In a matter of minutes, everything changed. Both The Pittsburgh Steelers and New England Patriots, two teams considered by many to be favorites to win Super Bowl XL, have officially surrendered the season and forfeited all the season's games.

"First Hines, now this." Steelers Linebacker Joey Porter said at a press conference. "I can't believe it."

What Porter is talking about was the announcement that the temperature of the Earth's core met, and exceeded, 32 degrees Fahrenheit earlier today.

"I thought we and Pittsburgh would meet in the AFC Title game, and the winner would win the Super Bowl," Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady stated. "I was actually looking forward to it. It's a shame that won't happen now."

Geologists aren't certain of the cause, but it's believed to have started in Stanford, Connecticut, when former wrestler Bret "Hitman" Hart met with WWE Owner Vincent K. McMahon at Titan Towers.

"At some point, Hart and McMahon actually shook hands" Dr. Craig I. MacLeod of the Pittsburgh Geological Institute. "This led to several adverse effects, such as the core temperature of Earth dropping. In essence, Hell froze over."

The Cleveland Browns will be getting their rings in a ceremony August 10th. Meanwhile, Other people are left to deal with the other effects, such as gas prices dropping under $1.00 a gallon, finding the plot in Dukes of Hazard, Keshawn Johnson talked about someone not named Keshawn Johnson, Kane Knight not Neg Repping a Highlander post, President Bush telling the truth, a heterosexual couple moving to San Francisco, and several other effects.

"There is one positive effect, however," said Pittsburgh resident Ira Pickenpaugh. "The Pirates are surefire bets to come back and win the World Series. And heck, someone may watch the Penguins!"

[Impact!]

That bring me a sweater is ROFL

[loopydate]

:D

[Vastardikai]

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Vince: (to himself) I wonder if people will realize that I am shaking hands with a cardboard cutout, that's going to job to Shawn Micheals next week...

[Impact!]

Vince thinking to himself: It beats meeting with that Kinglacoste guy...

[loopydate]

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VINCE: Hey, Bret! My Genetic Jackhammer is stiffer than a Goldberg kick.

BRET: :nono:

VINCE: Heh. The awkward silence in here is more painful than a motorcycle accident.

BRET: :nono:

VINCE: In all seriousness, you agreeing to come back to help us produce your DVD was a stroke of genius.

BRET: Okay, that's it!

[Loogie!]

[James Steele]

LOL

[Gone Mad]

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This picture is brought to you by the fine peopl at Photoshop.

[Impact!]

:lol:, LPD you da man.......who needs to give me rep

[The Naitch]

yeah, I never take time to rep ppl, but I had to rep KK, and company for those captions. Props on that flying pig

[parkmania]

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John Walsh: "And though the marvel of computer aging technology, this is what the two would look like today. If you see these two individuals together, please call our tip line at 1-800-CRIME TV. Remember, they are considered armed and dangerous. DO NOT attepmt to detain them yourself."

[Shaggy]

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VINCE: Hey, Bret! My Genetic Jackhammer is stiffer than a Goldberg kick.

BRET: :nono:

VINCE: Heh. The awkward silence in here is more painful than a motorcycle accident.

BRET: :nono:

VINCE: In all seriousness, you agreeing to come back to help us produce your DVD was a stroke of genius.

BRET: Okay, that's it!

[Loogie!]

Best one right there!!!!

reps LPD

[Dave Youell]

Check the sig

[Morgan]

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Bret: (Thinking) Smile all you want Vince, but I'll give you three guesses where I had that hand before our meeting.

Think Jason London in Mallrats.

[Just John]

Vince: I AM smiling!

[Xero]

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Bret (forcing a smile): So when I'm finished with this shoot, I get to stab Shawn, right?

[owenbrown]

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SATAN: Why are there icicles forming here in Hell right now? :shifty: :wtf:

[attitude1997]

Satan: *thinking* what a no good sorry ass sob.
Bret: *thinking* what a fucking moron, fake ass hair....

Cameraman: Say, CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!

[Skippord]

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Vince:Ouch

Bret:Hand Shocker BITCH

[Yashamaga]

lol

[Joey Slugs]

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Bret: (Thinking) Smile all you want Vince, but I'll give you three guesses where I had that hand before our meeting.

Think Jason London in Mallrats.

It's Jason Lee

[darkpower]

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BRET: The bad news, Vince? I get to do shoot interviews on RAW and SmackDown about how Montreal screwed me and forced me out of the company while you sat back and laughed at me all those years. Good news? I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

(Sorry, had to do it.)

[Nowhere Man]

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At this exaxt moment, the Earth's orbital trajectory shifted slightly due to the massive kinetic force of Owen spinning in his grave.

[Savio]

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Paul: Hey look I see someone overrated.

[DeadMan90]

Man, Stephanie has really let herself go...

Maybe she should have stuck to eating...

But seriously though, somewhere in hell, the devil must be lacing up to go skating.

[DeadMan90]

BRET: The bad news, Vince? I get to do shoot interviews on RAW and SmackDown about how Montreal screwed me and forced me out of the company while you sat back and laughed at me all those years. Good news? I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

(Sorry, had to do it.)

Sorry for the double post, but I just had to commend you on the awesomeness of that post.

For some reason, I never tire of Geico jokes. And I'm not being sarcastic either.

[Tornado]

At this exaxt moment, the Earth's orbital trajectory shifted slightly due to the massive kinetic force of Owen spinning in his grave.

ROFLOL

[Corkscrewed]

The setting: a few days before Survivor Series 1997

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VINCE: Oh yeah, of COURSE you're going over Shawn! Lets shake on it on camera. :naughty: :shifty:

[Psycho C]

Voiceover: What Mr. McMahon didn't know, however, was that Bret "The Hitman" Hart was about to live up to his nickname.

[BatistaBomb]

vince:now all i have to do is bury the hatchet with bruno
bret:next chance i get i'm gonna show him that hitman was'nt just a nickname after all

[kinglacoste]

THAT WAS SUPER GAY BATISTABOMB

[Xero]

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Vince: You know, Matt, I just love my makeup department...
Matt: Yeah! I look EXACTLY like Bret! BEST THERE IS! SHAWN, YOU'RE A FECES!

[loopydate]

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BOTH: RHYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Team Sheep]

Vince: Eewww... Bret, did you have to spit on your hand?
Bret: Would you rather it in your face again?

[Psycho C]

Good job stealing my caption and making it suck ass, Batista Bomb.

[BatistaBomb]

i did'nt steal anything man you're had not a damn thing to do with bruno

[BatistaBomb]

THAT WAS SUPER GAY BATISTABOMB
just go to nebraska you fucking queer

[Kane Knight]

It's Jason Lee

THANK YOU.

[Kane Knight]

And the Stink Palm one's been done.

[Kane Knight]

Sorry to do the Hell freezing over bit again, but I had to make this crack...

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Satan: *Rapidly turning up thermostat* What the Fuck? Did the Red Sox win again already?

[Kane Knight]

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"Gosh, Matt, you've let yourself go."

[Kane Knight]

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"Hey Vince, can I put my pants back on yet?"

[Kane Knight]

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All it took was a crack team of Vince's OWN hitmen to bring BRet back.

[Kane Knight]

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LOL. Neg rep, since the icon won't show up.

I didn't neg rep you because you "stole" it, it's because it was fucking retarded, k?

[Chavo Classic]

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Sales in skis and snowboards have now increased in hell by 2700%

[Xero]

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Enzyte, the once daily tablet for bullshitting your way through life.

[Savio]

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Vince: Bret you do know I can kick your ass now, right?

[Kane Knight]

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Vince: *Sniff* Bret, have you even washed your hair once since we last met?

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"My name is Bret Hart. You killed my brother. Prepare to die."

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"Vince, would you please stop humming "Sexy Boy?"

[Team Sheep]

KK, I don't even know you that well, but I love you.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

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Vince: You know, Matt, I just love my makeup department...
Matt: Yeah! I look EXACTLY like Bret! BEST THERE IS! SHAWN, YOU'RE A FECES!

LMAO.

[Team Sheep]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again.

OMFG

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

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Bret: So you're sure she's got the finest poon in the business?

Vince: Oh yeah, and she puts out after about ten minutes as well, I know from experience. Don't worry man, I told you I'd hook you up nice for cooperating.

Bret: Nice, I'm gonna make Steph moan for hours.

[darkpower]

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Enzyte, the once daily tablet for bullshitting your way through life.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[darkpower]

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The only thing bad about this is...well...you really DON'T want to know where Bret had his OTHER hand.

[Shadow]

I know I know...hell joke and all but bear with me

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God: So tell me Satan, when was I going to let you back into heaven?

Satan: When hell froze over?

God: SO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CAUSE THIS TO HAPPEN!?

[Schoenauer]

just go to nebraska you fucking queer
Listen Batista and you listen good. I live in Omaha Nebraska! And let me tell you, Omaha is not a bad place to live! I've had the fortune of seeing RAW when it came to Omaha and May and I was marking out because I got to see a live RAW! So don't you dare insult my living place again, or you will be looking at hell. Now... my caption is ridiculously stupid, but here it goes.

Vince to himself: I'll screw Bret again, but I'll do it with Edge.