View Full Version : RAW Captions 8/8/05
Cool King
08-09-2005, 09:08 PM
There's 20 pics this week.
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Hired Hitman
08-09-2005, 09:16 PM
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... :rofl: Doesn't need words.
Ol Dirty Dastard
08-09-2005, 09:36 PM
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Referee: Fucking christ Shelton, I told you not to drop the soap!
Masters: Say it! FUcking say it! YOU'RE MY BITCH!
darkpower
08-09-2005, 09:54 PM
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HOT ANAL ACTION...
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...TIMES TWO!!!
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You know you're Hulk Hogan when you see that even people playing retards on TV are forced to suck your dick.
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(thinking to herself): Finally, I don't have to be in THIS crap anymore.
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AS HOMER SIMPSON: MMMMM---chocolate!
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SHAWN: YOU'RE A LESBIAN!! Yeah, that's right, I would've said that you were a homo, but since you had no dick anyway, I had to take it a step further.
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On the verge of finding out that Hogan was a woman, since he had no dick, Lawler was about to start squeezing Hogan's puppies. Shawn had to do something to save him.
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HOGAN: Yeah, Shawn, but who was it that STOLE my dick? YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!
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ANGLE: You want to have sex with me? You know, that beasty-howdy sex?
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As Eric Bishoff slapped Dave Laguana-in-disguise for writing a sucky show, Jericho suddenly felt the possession of Triple H, opening his mouth for obvious purposes.
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Bishoff couldn't believe his ears, as he was hearing a big steel, flaming grater start to come out of the entranceway and ready to kill everyone.
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HOGAN: YOOOOOUUUUU....stole my mojo.
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Rob Conway was going to show Gene Snisky the right way to have a foot fetish, and that was the CON-WAY!!
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As Carlito was falling from the hole in the glass ceiling, Cena was ready to show the ladies what he REALLY means when he says "The Champ Is HUUUURRRRREEEEE!!"
El Santo
08-10-2005, 12:52 AM
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Masters: "Oh my God, Thing, you killed him! You bastard!"
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Matt had heard of the Axe Effect, and now he wasn't quite sure he liked the results.
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Ref: "But... we broke his spirit!"
Bischoff: "You broke NOTHING!"
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It's true: women can't resist the bold taste of RC Cola.
TerranRich
08-10-2005, 01:08 AM
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Lita: I can't do the Angry Face like you can, Edge, I might as well just give up on life! I'm a FAILURE!
Edge: You're ruining my CONCENRATION ANGRYFACEAAAAAGGGHGHHHHHH
Ref: Holy crap!
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Matt Hardy didn't take kindly to being butt-raped by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and a constipated Zach Gowen
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Thank you for saving me, Over-the-Hill Way-Past-Immortal Brightly Colored Orange Guy!
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Hogan: You want HOW MANY more matches?
Eugene: I can't count that high!!
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Angle: If I were pointing right now, you'd be in BIG TROUBLE, mister!!
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As more and more Diva hopefuls are eliminated, we come closer and closer to the end of this horrid segment.
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Yeah, okay, bye, just go. Now. Please.
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Hogan: No, no, you're not doing it right. Your eyes have to bug out and you have to make your mouth sound like you're saying "you".
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Lawler should've known better than to stand behind HBK while he was doing his stretching exercises.
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Hogan: You're the homo, BROTHER! Yes, you, in the red jewel-studded vest and leather pants!
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Angle: You spelled Hulkamania wrong, idiot.
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No, no, Shelton's fine. He just fell asleep from this boring-as-hell match.
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Bischoff: I'll let you blow me in a minute, Jericho, just let me give Chad Patton his nose back.
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Jericho: I'd only last three minutes with your wife, Bischoff.
Bischoff: Did I just hear you say...THREE MINUTES??
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Closest Ref: No, he's fine, he just whined himself unconscious.
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Hogan: Pull my finger, BROTHER!
HBK: Uh, I ain't pullin' that...
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I've heard of pulling punches, but seriously...
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Rosey: You've almost got the hang of it. Now, for our next flying lesson, I'll get you a spandex outfit and a cool sidekick.
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Viscera: Wow, man, I wish I could blow myself up like a balloon like you're doing.
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Carlito: Okay, TIME OUT!! You said these anti-gravity glass-ceiling boots would work!
Cena: I lied! Now FEAR MY BELLY!!!!
What Would Kevin Do?
08-10-2005, 05:55 AM
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Edge and Lita botch mutual masturbation...
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Edge and Lita: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Matt: :wtf:
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Edge and Lita: OOOOOOOOOO
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Matt: :wtf:
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Edge and Lita: OOO
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People say experiencing Hulkamania live can make people un-retarded...
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The fact that Hogan was also retarded crushed Eugene's hopes, but that didn't stop him from celebrating that he isn't the only retarded wrestler.
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Chris Masters doesn't mind raping black people. He's an equal opportunity rapist.
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Shawn Michaels and Hulk Hogan GET DOWN!
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(Moments earlier...)
Rosey: I'll never let you go!
Victoria: I LOVE YOU!
Rosey: EWWW! COOTIES! *PUSH*
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The first ever match on board the space shuttle Discovery wasn't exactly a success...
Cena: I CAN'T TURN AROUND!
Carlito: WEEEE! Dis... Dis is cool!
Vastardikai
08-10-2005, 12:44 PM
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Banshee and Siren's Double Team Attack Was Devastating.
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Matt: Don't look at me like that?
Cop: But, But, You're so Dreamy!
Matt: That's it, you're getting a threatening email!
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Eugene has to go to great lengths to make an arm wrestling match with Hogan look legit.
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Eugene: ECHOOOOOOO!
Hulk: Whoa, that's cool...
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Kurt Angle: Five seconds after seeing Viscera's sex video, Two Seconds before projectile Vomiting begins.
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Vastardikai: Smile if you are a worthless broad only getting by on your looks?
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She botched making the act of pouring paint all over self look sexy, and now she botched giving the camera the finger.
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Shawn's invisible handgun of doom doesn't startle Hogan.
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Somewhere, the ear drums of fans everywhere are happy.
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JR: Bah Gawd, Hogan's got the invisible Handgun of Doom, those pythons aren't made of Tuna Casserole
Coach: Shawn, can you kick him for me, too?
And for once, the fans LIKE what Coach had to say...
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Kurt: Man, Matt Bourne fell off the wagon, bad. I used to love you as Big Josh!
Eugene: I'm not Matt Bourne...
Kurt: And as Doink the Clown, you were awesome!
Eugene: I mean it, I am NOT Matt Bourne... Wait a Minute, How did you know I was Doink?
Kurt: Who DIDN'T play Doink the Clown? I think even I put on the clown makeup during the Olympic Qualifiers.
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Thing Desperately tries to make the tag.
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Jericho: That was the SECOND worst bitchslap I saw tonight!
Bischoff: Really what was the first?
Jericho: Jobbing Shelton Benjamin to Chris Masters.
Bischoff: Don't worry, you're next!
Jericho: :eek:
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Bischoff: Echo... WHOA!
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Edge was overwhelmed by Matt's secret weapon: His army of Prisoners and Zombies
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Hogan: YOU... are holding down John Cena!
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A few seconds later, Hogan learned that Sweet Chin Music had NOTHING on Shawn's fatal Sindel Hair Grab.
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Victoria: You mean I have to sleep with HIM to get air time? Forget it, I'll just go back to Heat where I belong.
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Dragging Giant Turds across the ring isn't My Way or Your Way, but it is the CON WAY!
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The Fans were pleased to see Carlito's Moonsault DDT put an end to Cena's terrible rendition of the Face-hugger Birth from the Alien Trilogy.
Crashnburn
08-10-2005, 01:20 PM
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Little did Edge know that Matt brought a few of his friends from the internet.
Matt: (sniffling) "They just hurt me soooo bad. How could they do that to me??? I loved her and he was suppose to be my best friend...."
Matt Hardy Internet Fan # 1: "I know, Matt, I know. But we got him. Nobody's ever going to have worry about the feces, Adam Copeland, again."
My Final Heaven
08-10-2005, 10:35 PM
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John Cena cowers in fear as Steven Richards german suplexes Carlito.
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"What a feeling, bein's believin'... I can't have it all, now I'm dancin' for my life..."
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Full House's Uncle Joey makes his triumphant return to primetime.
Masters: WHOOOAAA! Blow me down! Ahhh-kahkahkahkahkah!
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Not really a caption, but that guy in the front row with the little kid looks a little too interested in what he's looking at. :shifty:
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You'd be have that expression, too, if you had just spit up a flaming Spike TV logo.
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Vince: Dammit, Carlito, when I said the WWE health plan covered surgery, I didn't mean this!
Carlito: Ay, Vinnie! This.. is COOL! Tell the boys I'm not comin' out of my room for a while...
Drakul
08-10-2005, 11:39 PM
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Vince: Dammit, Carlito, when I said the WWE health plan covered surgery, I didn't mean this!
Carlito: Ay, Vinnie! This.. is COOL! Tell the boys I'm not comin' out of my room for a while...
lol:lol:
Savio
08-11-2005, 02:52 AM
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Singing "we will always be togehter"
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"oh kill me now"
Blue Demon
08-11-2005, 04:58 PM
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Shawn: Boy do I have someting for you....some VOODOO CHILI
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