RAW Captions 15/8/05

[Cool King]

There's 25 pics this week but theres two pics that are massive for some reason.:wtf:

And do you think I should keep posting the RAW Captions? Because I have noticed that not very many people are bothering with the RAW Captions.:-\

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[Hired Hitman]

Just look at him.... his biceps :drool:


:shifty:

Ashley :cool:

[JH]

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Hogan:Oh brother not the ribs brother not the ribs

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Where Will You Be When Your Hip Goes Out

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Bischoff Tells A Joke That Him And Jericho Find Very Amusing But Carlito Thinks To Himself DATS NOT COOL

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Cena:Wait Is That....
Jericho:Oh Hell It's Triple H Damn Now My Push Is Over Hell I Might As Well Stay Upside Down

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You Know I've Hear Canada Fans Are Bad But Come On Vomiting In John Cenas Face Even Carlito Says DATS NOT COOL

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By The Power Of Grayskull I Have The Power

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Jericho:John Wake Up John
Ref:You Killed Him
Jericho:Oh Hell Now I Know For Sure My Push Is Over

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The Adventures Of SlutsTrampsAnd Whores This Is The RAW Diva Search

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Ashley:I'm going To Disneyland
Leyla:Who Gives A Shit I'll Have A Job Here Anyways

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Ashley Practices For Her First Meeting With Vince By Getting On Her Knees

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Ashley Takes A Page Out Of The Batista Promo Book
YOU....YOU ...YOU

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The Look On Edge's Face Was This When Lita Botched A Blowjob

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Angle:So Eugene Does Christy Always Wear That Cheerleader Outfit

[G-wrath]

And do you think I should keep posting the RAW Captions? Because I have noticed that not very many people are bothering with the RAW Captions.:-\


That's because all the captions are kinda sucky lately.:-\\


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Baby New Year vs. Father Time

[wwe2222]

Baby New Year vs. Father Time

damnit, you stole my father time idea!!

[Kane Knight]

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"I am a real American
Fight for the white against the dark man
Secretly mocking Canadians
Cashing my checks--France is next!"


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JR: BAH GAWD! Angle Viciously assaults Hogan's Grandfather.

Lawler: That's not his grandfather, JR...

JR: Bah. Gawd.


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WWE punishment for being on the internet #147: Midair Depends change for Hogan


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I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of Canadians suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."


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Shawn (Looking at Titantron) Wow, my ass is REALLY that big?

--OR--

You might think Hogan is selling this move really well, but in reality, it's his kidney stones.

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Jericho: I know, let's push Hurricane tonight!

Bischoff: And then maybe on Smackdown, they can bring back Hassan and give him a title shot!

Carlito: And then next week, we can put the title on a black man!

*Laughter in Unison*

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Where will you be when your deodorant gives out?


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Hatorade: Is it in you?


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As if to win Kane Knight's "Who's more over with the Gay Community?" Thread, Cena breaks out in a rendition of "I Want To Break Free."


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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, BEEEEEEEYOTCH!


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Cena: SPIDER! GET IT OFF!

Jericho: Hold still, silly.


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Jericho: Did I get it?


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Coming to a street corner near you.


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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing...You really need to wash."


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"Hey, this check says 'not valid in the US!"

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Edge finally notices the Tiger Balm Matt put in his jock strap.

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The newest gimmick match--Sing the retard to sleep in a cell.


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Romeo: Isn't this move dangerous?

Antonio: It's this or job to Masters

Romeo: No thanks, I choose life.


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WWE Summerslam event #12: The faggot toss.


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(Since I said it last night, anbd this is the only pic that has them both...)

CATFIGHT!

[JH]

i got 1 more
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ashley realises it's 250,000 in canadian money not in us currency

[Morgan]

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Canadian fans:FUCK OFF!!!
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(man explaining to his blind friend) Okay, Michaels has made a run-in, he's put him in the sharpshooter, still in the sharpshooter, everyone's looking at the ramp, stil in the sharpshooter, programs gone off air. Everyone's pissed.

[Vastardikai]

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Leyla's farting noises were just too funny...

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Ashley: Damn, I have ALOT of voice mail messages. I wonder why...

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Edge just saw that Lita was on the Titantron, sleeping with the entire male population of the Raw Roster except Matt Hardy, AT THE SAME TIME.

Matt Hardy: (off screen) This new camera is awesome!

[Xero]

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The Canadian fans were stunned. Never has someone of Hulk Hogan's stature pissed on their soil... This year...

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Doc: OH NO THEY'VE FOUND ME! I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY'VE FOUND ME! RUN FOR IT KURT!
Kurt: That joke has run it's...
*Gunshot*
Kurt: OH SHIT! HIDE ME!

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Hogan: WEEEEEE!
Kurt: I fucking hate Vince, I fucking hate Vince, I fucking hate Vince...
Hogan: FASTER! FASTER!

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The difference between a mark, smark, and a Canadian...
Mark: BOOOO! YOU SUCK SHAWN! BOOOO!
Canadian: THAT'S BRET'S MOVE, EH! YOU BASTARD!
Smark: God damn it, Hogan needs to learn to take a Sharpshooter...

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And here's Hulk Hogan's mother giving birth to him, proving once and for all that Hogan is just a big ass, old baby.

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Bischoff: Maybe I could use some of that hair, ya big fur ball!
Jericho: Good one, Eric! :rofl:
Carlito: HAHAHAH - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S NOT COOL!

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Jericho was just one lesson away from mastering the self-inflicting Tarantula.

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(Insert porn joke here.)

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Cena: AHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! WEEE! HAHAHA *WAP* Whoops...

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JR: BAHGAWD REVERSED INVERTED UPSIDE DOWN UNPRITTIER!

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*THWHACK*

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Jericho: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO THE THRILLER DANCE!

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I see a ho. Oh, no. I see three! Three hos! Three smelly hos.

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Coach: Raise your hand and giggle... AH! COACH DIDN'T SAY!

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Ashley: Note to self, never eat chili dogs before coming out to the ring. :$

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Coach: This is for you!

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Ashley: OH WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON IT!

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Ashley: I LOVE OVERSIZED PIECES OF CARDBOARD!

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Ashley: GOTCHA AUSTIN! Hehehehehe...

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Ashley does her best Hulk Hogan impression.

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Edge: AHHHH! AHHHH! OH MY GOD! OW! SHIT! GET OFF!
Lita: Ooo didn't wike dat?
Edge: Is that... IS THAT A PIECE OF MY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Lita: .... Umh oh...

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Kurt: The one thing I love more than sweaty bestiality sex is fucking people who play retards... :naughty:
Eugene (Out of character): DO I HAVE TO DO THIS!?
Vince (off screen): Yes, babe, er, I mean Nick... :shifty:

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The Big Show saves the Heart Throbs from X Pac's sucking power.

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Antonio: Mmm that's a sweet piece of ass...

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Rob: SNAPE KILLS...
Hurricane: DON'T SAY IT! I'M NOT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
Rob: DUM-
Hurrican: NOOOOOO BITCH! YOU BITCH!

[Savio]

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Kurt got really tired of the mega man series
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Ashley: Hey this check bounced!
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Cena: ADRIAAAAAAAN!

[Just John]

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Further proof Hogan talks out of his ass...

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Coach: Can the bitch, who gets more money than most of the roster despite having the square root of fuck all talent, please raise her hand?

[Gone Mad]

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Hogan: Be quiet! I'm trying to watch "Gremlins 2". Idiots!

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Kurt: TAKE THIS, GUY FROM TEKKEN!

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Ooooh! So THAT'S what the Sharpshooter looks like! :roll:

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A scene from UPN's new sitcom.. before it gets cancelled and replace with one starring TTTHHHHEE GAMMMMMEE !!

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Zangief: YOU BASTARD! THAT WAS MY MOVE! :mad:

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Cena making a great appearance on the first ever Def Jam Ho-Down.

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Jericho: WHY WON'T YOU OPEN, FOLD-OUT CHAIR! I WANNA SIT, DAMN IT!

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Jericho: Cena, mind if I take a seat? Those snow angels you're doing are fantastic.

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Orton: Umm.. about the bags... IT WASN'T ME! :shifty:

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Assley: Random Pac-Man?? Wakka Wakka Wakka??

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Coach: ..What do you mean I can have this? I hosted this piece of shit!

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The Tara Reid impression was near flawless.

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Heh, silly Edge. He does the same thing when he sticks his head out of the car window.

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Angle: Left hand, blue.

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Conway: HEY, no more of this. Now, you wanna look presentable in your lil' green tie or not?

Hurricane: But Maaaa....

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[loopydate]

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*POP*

ANGLE: Oh, my God! Was that your hip?

HOGAN: ...this is less fun than Fat Joe promised.

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Carlito: "Oh, man. John, do you have ... leprosy? That's not cool."

[TerranRich]

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Hogan: Okay...now where was I going again?

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WWE's remake of Back To The Future failed when Kurt McFly pummelled Doc Hogan, who lost his crazy scientist wig.

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Ref: Hey, look! I'm stuck between Hogan's legs!

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HBK: Aaahhh! I'm stuck between Hogan's legs!

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And in an ultimate "fuck-you" to the Montreal fans, HBK shits out a Hogan.

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Bischoff: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Carlito: Heh.
Jericho: Tee hee hee! No seriously, why did Burt Reynolds shave off his beard?
Carlito: You got me, mang.

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Cena: Hey, LOOK OVER THERE! [hits Jericho with arm]
Jericho: Oof!
Cena: Oh, sorry, thought that sign over there said "Waffles".

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HHH's spirit is still with us. He shows us by shitting all over Cena, bird-poop style.

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Cena goes on a rampage after Y2J and Carlito break the Titantron.

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Cena shows us his skill by simultaneously flipping Carlito and telling Stevie Richards to pull his finger.

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HHH [complete with Godly light]: Hey! What's goin' on down there? Nobody's getting over with the crowd while I'm gone, are they?

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Jericho: You serious?
Ref: YES! It really works, just give me a minute and I will channel my katra through to John Cena and revive him...

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We are now in Totally Useless Segment Hell (TUSH™)

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(What's-her-face) completely ruins Ashley's moment by making fart noises.

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Where will YOU be when your Useless Diva returns?

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Coach: No, that's NOT $250 with "lots of zeroes" after it...

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Ashley: I won money? Like, WHERE??

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Stevie Richards tries to steal Ashley's check, but she's ready for him with a punch right to the nose.

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Alas, Ashley only had one message: "New message...from...Terran Rich... received today...at...10:30...PM... GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV!!! beep"

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Now point to your nose, Ashley...gooood...

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Edge: NOOOO!! Not the X-Pac Sucking MACHINEANGRYFACEAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

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Kurt: No really, do I smell funny to you? How's my breath? ... Do you want to kiss me right now?

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Finally, Big Show wins a match! LIKE NOBODY HAS EVER JOBBED TO HIS AWKWARDLY STUPID ASS!!

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Antonio: Wow. He really works out...

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Hurricane: Ack! Get this gay guy OFF of me!! Who IS he??

[Nervous Ferret]

argh I'd love to keep doing captions but my idea well ran dry in about Feb, so I took a break, might sttart doing them again. I think the same goes for gonmad, Corky, loopy ect. All the heavy hitters. :( Maybe we could start up the caption contest again?

[Blue Demon]

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Santa: HO HO HO

[Nervous Ferret]

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Hogan: MIC? What the hell is that? :wtf:
me at home: *marks out*

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[Before the show]

COACH: I don't know, Vince, I still think that the Heart Throbs can make a valuable addition to the tag team roster. I mean, their gimmick is great and their workrate is pretty good for two guys as young as they are. And, let's face it, WWE could use all the legit tag teams it can find!

VINCE: Good point, Coach. Hey, is Big Show fighting anyone tonight?

COACH: Don't think so.

VINCE: Great! It's settled. Big Show cleanly pins the Heart Throbs after no-selling their entire offense.

COACH: ................

[Skippord]

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WWE:Fuck You Canada

[JH]

i know this is off topic for the captions but skippord got me thinking what if when raw goes back to the us next monday fans start a chant of fuck you canada

would'nt that be some shit

[TerranRich]

Um...yeah...

[Nervous Ferret]

OMG Good idea!@!! We'll show them!!!!

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Hot on the heels of Rob Schneider's RAW appearance, WWE continued to parade out the D-list celebrities when Gemini's Twin performed "America The Beautiful."