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Mr. Nerfect
08-16-2005, 07:22 AM
At Summerslam, Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio will go at it in a Ladder Match for Dominick's custody papers. This is being called the end of the feud between Eddie & Rey in the WWE. My question, do you agree? If not, then how would you end this feud?

I personally don't think the Ladder Match should be the final stop for these two, and my reasoning is this:

This feud should end with a pinfall or submission decision.

Some may disagree, some may want this feud to end as soon as possible, but I personally would buy No Mercy just to see Eddie and Rey end their feud in a specialty match that really catered to this feud, and not to the child being used to advance it.

At Summerslam, I propose Eddie Guerrero wins. Rey has the match in the palm of his hand, but when Rey climbs the ladder, the custody papers are risen out of his grip. The marks would eat it up, and Michael Cole would sell it pretty well. The most important thing in Rey's life has been ripped from him and is unobtainable. Worse of all, his worst enemy can obtain it. Rey goes on the offensive and tries to destroy Eddie. Tazz and Cole give us Rey's reasoning, telling us that if Rey can't win this match because it's rigged, he'll make sure Eddie Guerrero can't climb the ladder and win. Guerrero manages to battle back, though, and he climbs the ladder and gets the custody papers.

On SmackDown!, Theodore Long refuses to sign a statement saying Eddie and Rey have failed to settle the score. Rey had that match won, but he was screwed, and Eddie has gone back on his contractual obligations in this feud, anyway (the secret). Theodore Long says the score will be finally settled at No Mercy in a match of Rey's choosing. Rey leaves us hanging one week, then decides that it will be either a Hell in a Cell or 3 Stages of Hell (with the fianl fall being Hell in a Cell). Either way these guys tear it up in a match that they both haven't competed in, something which hasn't happened in the Cell's history since its incarnation in 1997, wich is around the time these guys were feuding in WCW. If you really wnated to be clever, you could mix clips of Eddie and Rey feuding in WCW in '97 with clips from Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker in the very first ever Hell in a Cell Match, highlighting how one year gave both to two legendary legacies.

Anyway, these guys could have the greatest Hell in a Cell, ever, in my opinion. Give them a ladder, some tables, let them go outside, and watch them tell a story. But it would really be the heaviest Hell in a Cell match of all-time, too.

All the Cells have a feeling of demise in them, but they have all delivered entertainment at the same time. Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio may deliver from a technical standpoint, but when you think about the feud ina kayfabe sense (and in a wrestling sense too, I suppose) it almost seems like a legit waste to have two of the most talented guys on the roster going at it in a match that could "end careers", etc., and it would really highlight how their feud has evolved from being about winning a friendly match, to completely destroying these guys lives in their entirety. The two would almost seem out of their league competing in a match that is traditionally only for the "icons", as well.

The promos would be awesome, too. Can you image Rey almost breaking down when he says he has nothing left to live for since his life has been turned upside down by Eddie, and saying he wants it all to end, and the only end he can see is Hell in a Cell. Rey talking about how he can usually see several months into his professional career, seeing future events, matches, etc. all planned out in his head, but right now, he can't see past Hell in a Cell, for the first time he sees an ending, and he doesn't know what to make of it would be phenominal, IMO. Eddie Guerrero reminding us about what he has done in the WWE (Royal Rumble Winner, WWE Champion, IC Champion, US Champion, etc.) would really highlight the match as a big one. Him reminding us about how he said he would take Rey's life at the beginning of their little feud, and how know Rey has played right into his hands and given him the means to do it, would be down-right creepy, IMO.

The biggest plus of all, out of all of this, IMO, is it graduates the smaller guys, the talented guys, the lesser guys, whatever you want to call them, to main event level. They finally get a chance to shine in the big boys' playground, by competing in their match. Eddie and Rey opened the doors for a lot of guys back in the 90's, they can open some veen bigger doors if they got to compete in Hell in a Cell, IMO.

So yeah. Agree? Disagree? How would you finish of this feud.

Mr. Nerfect
08-16-2005, 07:23 AM
Or there's Dominick on a Pole.

Impact!
08-16-2005, 08:34 AM
When did Eddie win the rumble?

Otherwise I like it * insert uncreative team joke here *

Splaya
08-16-2005, 10:32 AM
See I was waiting for someone like you or Dave Youell to post something of this nature for this match. Around WM I was feeling disappointed because I thought the Eddie/Rey fued was about to end. Now 6 months later, I don't want it to end. This has been the best fued IMO since Austin/Mcmahon

Kane Knight
08-16-2005, 10:39 AM
Or there's Dominick on a Pole.

I like this better,.

KingofOldSchool
08-16-2005, 12:38 PM
Or they could go the Vince Russo route and have it a Pinata on a Pole match with the inside of the Pinata has custody papers and a copy of the porn Eddie made with Dominic's real mother (aka part 12 of the Bedtime story).

Savio
08-16-2005, 01:30 PM
This feud should end like a movie Rey eddie and domonick are on a high roof top then eddie falls while trying to do something evil.

Morrisey
08-16-2005, 01:50 PM
I'd like it if Eddie won, and then when he tries to take Dominic away, Dominic starts crying and Eddie can't bear to do it, so gives him back to Rey. That way, feud is over, and Eddie wins the feud.
Or, Eddie just gives him back to Rey because he can't stand Dominic's crying! That way he can still be a heel, so I kinda like that idea better!

Savio
08-16-2005, 02:04 PM
or domonick becomes a whore.

PepperCarrotMan
08-16-2005, 02:32 PM
Iron Man match.

In a steel cage.

With Dominick in a plastic container that will fill with cement if Rey loses.

Kane Knight
08-16-2005, 02:43 PM
Iron Man match.

In a steel cage.

With Dominick in a plastic container that will fill with cement if Rey loses.

Surrounded by fire.

And Special ref, the Undertaker.

And Blindfolds.

And a monkey.

Dave Youell
08-16-2005, 06:26 PM
See I was waiting for someone like you or Dave Youell to post something of this nature for this match
Huh? I hardly ever come up with future booking plans?

If it were me i wouldn't book a 3 stages of hell, mainly cos it's not main event and would over shadow the title match and Vince wouldn't let that go after the title match.

If it were me i'd like to see a 30 minute iron man match, but that isn't going to happen.

Kane Knight
08-16-2005, 07:23 PM
And a dildo.

Eddie gets DQed for using the dildo on Dominic. Dominic then sues to divorce himself from his parents for endangering him by putting him up in a battle against such a clearly disturbed man. Rey's mum goes lez.

Mr. Nerfect
08-16-2005, 09:07 PM
I'd like it if Eddie won, and then when he tries to take Dominic away, Dominic starts crying and Eddie can't bear to do it, so gives him back to Rey. That way, feud is over, and Eddie wins the feud.
Or, Eddie just gives him back to Rey because he can't stand Dominic's crying! That way he can still be a heel, so I kinda like that idea better!

I can see something like this happening, with Eddie giving back Rey as a constant reminder of how Rey owes the fact he still has a family to Eddie.

TerranRich
08-17-2005, 12:11 AM
Rey's mum goes lez.
His mum? Fine, you can watch her go at it. I'll take Rey's WIFE. ;)

KingofOldSchool
08-17-2005, 12:21 AM
Have Eddie show footage from the sex tape. This is what the audio will sound like...

Slut: Ohhhhh Eddie!
Eddie: Ohhh Mamacita! I'm going to cuuuummmm!
Slut: Don't cum in me!
Eddie: Oh don't worry Mammy! All the drugs I've done, I'm impotent!

*two weeks later*

Slut: Eddie, I'm pregnant. I thought you said you was impotent???
Eddie: *grins evily* Guess what? I llllliiiiieeed!

Kane Knight
08-17-2005, 12:26 AM
His mum? Fine, you can watch her go at it. I'll take Rey's WIFE. ;)

Rey's family is falling apart. What has that got to do with his wife? :p

loopydate
08-17-2005, 12:36 AM
And a dildo.

Eddie gets DQed for using the dildo on Dominic. Dominic then sues to divorce himself from his parents for endangering him by putting him up in a battle against such a clearly disturbed man. Rey's mum goes lez.

You've been reading Jackal promos, haven't you? :shifty:

I could see this feud going on forever at the pace it's had. You just tweak it every couple of months.

1) You play out the fatherhood thing, then when Rey wins again, have Eddie come out and say that the win didn't count, but the reason why is a secret.

2) He comes out the next week and cuts a promo about how the finish didn't count because... "I was the REAL referee!" This upsets Rey a great deal, and Eddie starts writing his memoir "How I Became A Referee!" CHAPTER ONE is Eddie becoming the ref for one of Rey's matches and fast-counting his shoulders down. CHAPTER TWO is Eddie bringing out a lawyer to challenge Teddy Long's assertion that "You ain't a real referee, playa!" Magically, documentation does the trick. CHAPTER THREE is the announcement of a Rey/Eddie match. At the PPV, Rey pins Eddie and uses Eddie's unconscious arm to count his own pin. Afterwards, he celebrates with Eminem.

3) The next week on SmackDown, Eddie comes out and claims that Rey's victory celebration was a lie. Why? "Because I'm the REAL Slim Shady!" CHAPTER ONE is--

Ah, screw it.

Kane Knight
08-17-2005, 12:40 AM
You've been reading Jackal promos, haven't you? :shifty:

Who?

loopydate
08-17-2005, 12:42 AM
NCW, my good man. NCW. You know, a Kane Knight character would do well there.