Been away for a month

[Danny Electric]

Someoen sum up the last month in the WWE please.

[Kane Knight]

There's a blemished woman on Smackdown.

Batista learned to talk.

Kane's in jail.

Matt has VD (V1.D actuall).

[G-wrath]

One word...

LAME

[Nervous Ferret]

Matt Hardy is now back full time in the WWE, he'll face Edge at SS this Sunday, and he has already lost <s>most</s> all of his steam.

Kane has dissapeared

Eugene is back and won Kurt Angles invitational. They'll have a match at SummerSlam

Jericho is actually being pushed but it is ob. he is losing at at SS to Cena (WWE title) The whole thing is being overshadowed by....

HULK HOGAN. He has made yet another return, only this time HBK turned heel on him and superkicked the rest of his hair off. HBK has the man lately, and last RAW teased a Bret Hart return, to the point his music actually went off, but he didn't show up.

Diva Search. :| I forget who won but is thankfully over.

Carlito won the IC championship and looked like he was going to have a good fued with Benjamin but :?: Carlito alligned himself with Jericho and Bischoff, and Shelton is failing to break the Masterlock.

smackDOWN! to come later.

[Kane Knight]

And I think Cena's gotten gayer.

[Danny Electric]

Tell me if this is true but Ttanka came back?
Anyone got a vid of it?
Thanks for the catch-up.

[Nervous Ferret]

yeha after Eugene won the gold medals he had a "Eugene Invitational" and it was Tatanka. Eugene won tho

[Nervous Ferret]

If this was anyone less of Danny's stature I'd be flaming away :cool:

[Danny Electric]

Tatanka is my fav guy and thanks Ferret. :)

[Kane Knight]

Tatanka was more entertaining than half the roster...

...That's not really a compiment.

[Dellaspro]

All you need to know is that HBK is fuckin awesome heel and is the only thing keeping me watching the WWE right now...

[Kane Knight]

If this was anyone less of Danny's stature I'd be flaming away :cool:

You're pretty flaming anyway. :love:

[Nervous Ferret]

smackDOWN!

The tag team champions are Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich. Animal told Heidenreich he is just like Hawk and now Heidi is prancinbg around in face paint and and shoulderpads. They take on MNM at SS, who have a new member. Jillian Hall. Whos gimmick is that she has a huge boyle on the side of her face.

Orlando Jordan still has the U.S title???? He goes against Benoit in a GAB rematch for the title at SS.

I'm not sure when but apparently Nunzio won the CW title. I think it was on Velocity a few weeks ago. The Mexicools (Juventad Guerrara, Super Crazy, Pyscosis) are kicking some ass recently but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

Randy Orton is back and cost the Undertaker a #1 contenders match, they have a match at SS.

Muhammad Hassan is dead. D-E-D. Dead. UPN refused to show him on air again, so at GAB Undertajer gave him a last ride through the entrance ramp. He has yet to appear on WWE tv again, and it is unlikely he ever will.

Christian has his own talk show now, cleverly named "the peep show", he has been awesome as always, yet doesn't have a match at SummerSlam. :(

Eddie/Rey fued is the only bright spot on smackDOWN!, after Rey won at the GAB, Eddie told his secret tat he was really the father of Rey's baby. They have a ladder match for the custody of Dominick at SS.

And Batista/JBL was so bad At GAB, they decided it would be good if they had another match :| No HOlds Barred.

That is it I think. And The Boogeyman injured himself at a house show and is yet to appear on tv.

[Joey Slugs]

smackDOWN!

The tag team champions are Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich. Animal told Heidenreich he is just like Hawk and now Heidi is prancinbg around in face paint and and shoulderpads. They take on MNM at SS, who have a new member. Jillian Hall. Whos gimmick is that she has a huge boyle on the side of her face.



there are no tag matches for SS. :roll:

[Nervous Ferret]

that is pretty gay? I thought there was a LOD V2 vs. MNM? :(

[Londoner]

ferret-that would be too logical for the WWE uncreative team. They think it's better to have a Batista VJBL rematch rather than a MnM V Animal/Heidenreich rematch after all...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Technically, Hedenreich and Animal would be more like LOD V3, if you remember Darren Drozdov.