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Destor

08-21-2005, 06:51 PM

I would tie his wrist to his ankles and place a stick of dynamite up his ass while three midgets beat him in the face with a ball bat. Any other suggestions?

KayfabeMan

08-21-2005, 06:55 PM

I would sign him to a contract, market him like crazy and become a multi-millionaire. That'd teach him good.

Destor

08-21-2005, 06:57 PM

I would sign him to a contract, market him like crazy and become a multi-millionaire. That'd teach him good.

Thats a little harsh dont ya' think?

Favre4Ever

08-21-2005, 06:58 PM

I'd make him leg drop everyone and get a million dollars. Then i'd pretend to be a whiny fan on internet messaging boards.

HeartBreakMan2k

08-21-2005, 07:03 PM

I'd book him against some upstart (similar to how they did with Brock), have said upstart pretty much destroy him (similar to how they did with Brock), and never book him again.

Destor

08-21-2005, 07:03 PM

I'd make him leg drop everyone and get a million dollars. Then i'd pretend to be a whiny fan on internet messaging boards.

Sorry, brother, but technically im not whining im comtemplating murder.

Kane Knight

08-21-2005, 07:28 PM

I'd have him put over Cena (Think of the humiliation), then have him join Hassan's new stable of anti-American terrorists.

Kane Knight

08-21-2005, 07:30 PM

If he survived a week, I'd probably push him again though.

Still as a muslim terrorst...

"Whatchoo gonna do, brother, when my Jihad-amania decapitates you?"

Destor

08-21-2005, 07:34 PM

I'd have him put over Cena (Think of the humiliation), then have him join Hassan's new stable of anti-American terrorists.

Awsome. Nuff said

Batsu

08-21-2005, 07:41 PM

I'd have him put over Cena (Think of the humiliation), then have him join Hassan's new stable of anti-American terrorists.

^^^^ Best idea yet.

Kane Knight

08-21-2005, 07:42 PM

Don't forget to change his music to "Real Iranian"

KingofOldSchool

08-21-2005, 07:49 PM

Don't forget to change his music to "Real Iranian"

When our caves come down and we praise to Allah.
I gotta declare Jihad, I can't help but bomb.
If you laugh at us, we'll bomb your town.
I gotta be a terriorst, I can't help but shout.
I am a Real Iranian,
Fight for the rights of Iranians.

Skippord

08-21-2005, 09:26 PM

Don't forget to change his music to "Real Iranian"

Fight the womens rights

Loose Cannon

08-21-2005, 09:35 PM

lol "eliminate"

who am I Magneto or something?

Disturbed316

08-21-2005, 09:42 PM

lol "eliminate"

who am I Magneto or something?

hahahaha

mike627

08-21-2005, 09:47 PM

Have HBK do it.

08-21-2005, 11:32 PM

i'd cut his fucking head off lol

Loose Cannon

08-21-2005, 11:36 PM

LOL that was hillarious

Schoenauer

08-22-2005, 03:51 AM

Big Boot from Snitsky.

08-22-2005, 04:09 AM

i'd cut his fucking head off lol

LOL!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

friggin dimwit :nono:

08-22-2005, 07:58 AM

well that would eliminate him now would'nt it lol

Hired Hitman

08-22-2005, 08:28 AM

I would place him in an ironman match with Hardcore Holly.

Jason Cage

08-22-2005, 08:36 AM

have him actually "wrestle" in a match.

08-22-2005, 09:47 AM

I would place him in an ironman match with Hardcore Holly.

i bow before hired hitman

greatest idea ever

Tornado

08-22-2005, 12:56 PM

I'd put him in legit match with Angle, and let Kurt take him to school.

Corkscrewed

08-22-2005, 02:31 PM

I dunno... first thing that came to my mind was bullet to the head.

:-\

Savio

08-22-2005, 03:07 PM

Don't forget to change his music to "Real Iranian"
When the buildings crash down and your trapt inside
Your not getting out and it won't help to hide
Your free country, it hurts my pride
I gotta declare Jihad I can't let it slide

I am a real Iranian,
Fight womens rights in pak-i-stan.
I am a real Iranian,
Fight womens rights- fight for your life!

Well I Jihad what I think is wrong
And derka derka very long.
I've got a bomb deep inside of me,
I'll touch the detonator and set me free!

I am a real Iranian,
Fight womens rights in pak-i-stan.
I am a real Iranian,
Fight womens rights- fight for your life!

[Repeat and fade]