SummerSlam Captions 21/8/05

[Cool King]

Well heres the SummerSlam pics, but I'm probably gonna take some advice from Savior and start a caption contest.

So should I do it this month or should I start it next month?


http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/01.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/02.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/03.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/04.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/05.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/06.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/07.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/08.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/09.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/10.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/11.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/12.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/13.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/14.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/15.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/16.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/17.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/18.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/19.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/20.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/21.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/22.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg

[Cool King]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/12.jpg
Steven Richards strikes again.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg
Cena: YOU'RE A HOMO!

[Hired Hitman]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg
JBL may have been defeated by the World Champion, but he wouldn't leave Summerslam without winning a Championship Title. (Cena looks like JBL in this Picture)

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/08.jpg
Oh my God, Brother. The 1960's are coming back to get me!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/11.jpg
At first Shawn was excited to see his Future self, but now...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/14.jpg
What the... You've got a bigger Codpiece than I do. :mad: :n:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/16.jpg
Hey... There IS a Smackdown Logo on here, Somebody fix this! :mad:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/21.jpg
Chris Knew Cena had the freedom of expression, but his Superman impressions are getting too rough.

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/01.jpg
Hogan: I be a real American. Fight 'fo tha life 'o everay guy!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/02.jpg
JR: BAHGAWD A HIP TOSS! A HIP TOSS! WHAT A MOVE! BAHGAWD WHAT A TECHNICALLY SOUND WRESTLER THE HULKSTER IS!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/03.jpg
The Hulkster is tuning up the band while Shawn gets sucked away by X Pac's sucking power.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/05.jpg
Hogan: Oh these shoes are FABULOUS! You MUST tell me where you got them!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/06.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/07.jpg
Bret: Dear Blog, GOD DAMN THAT SON OF A BITCH FOR STEALING MY MOVE!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/08.jpg
Hogan: I have fingers, but they never fing... Oh, there they go...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/09.jpg
Hogan: Come aboard the HOOOOOOOOGAN TRAIN!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/10.jpg
Hogan does the biggest stunt of the night, as he does the Leg Drop of Doom off the glass ceiling.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/11.jpg
Shawn: I see old people...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/12.jpg
Batista: MOO BITCH! MOOO!
JBL: NO! *WHIP* MOOOO! *Sob* MOOOO MOOOO!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/13.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/14.jpg
Michael Cole: And Batista with a powerbomb on Hitler!
(JBL does look a bit like Hitler there...)

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/15.jpg
Batista: Oh, that's nasty...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/16.jpg
Cena: CHEESE MOTHER FUCKER! CHEESE!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/19.jpg
Jericho: *Sigh*

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/20.jpg
Jericho: *Sigh*

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/21.jpg
Jericho: *YAWN*

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/22.jpg
Jericho: JUST PIN ME!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg
Jericho: Finally...

[JH]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/07.jpg
JR:Oh my god king bret hart with the sharpshooter he's gonna break his damn legs

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/08.jpg
And From The Recylced gimmicks Department I Give To You Bob Backlund 2005

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/12.jpg
Batista:Who's Your Daddy Now Bitch
JBL:Mommy

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg
Cena Looks At Signs In The Crowd
*M*I*C*
Cena:Shit They Rock
Kinglacoste Is A Bitch
Cena:You Damn Right On That One

[Dave Youell]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/02.jpg

Once you have unlocked Wang press start to unlock his secret red and yellow costume

(Tekken reference)

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/03.jpg

God not understanding his own logic created a vortex at the entrance way to suck up the performers as for some reason a main event without HHH was happening

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/10.jpg

The glass ceiling was getting mighty low around this time of year

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/12.jpg

To prepare for his no holds barred match against JBL, Dave seeked training from the dark side and his master vader

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/13.jpg
Insert gay karma sutra joke in here

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/14.jpg
and here.................

[Morgan]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/01.jpg
The mother of all cheap pops.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/08.jpg
Triple H makes a mistake and accidently reveals his possession of Hulk Hogan.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/10.jpg
A heelish Hogan employs the old "drive an invisible forklift over your opponents head" tactic to pick up the win.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/11.jpg
Shawn inexplicably feels the need for a shower.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/12.jpg
Whereas JBL will have to take a shower, shortly after learning just why Batista has earned the nickname "prison rape Dave".
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/19.jpg
Jack Doan cunningly inserts himself into the caption.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg
Unbeknowst to anyone watching, John had in fact been signalling to the sniper in preparation for the Hogan match.

[Morgan]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/16.jpg
Cena: This is how we do things at the YMCA!

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/06.jpg
What a shitty sharpshooter, Bret Hart must be spining in hist grave.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/14.jpg
Batista: Come on Push!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/12.jpg
JBL: :'( GIMME MY BELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

[Yashamaga]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/07.jpg
JR:Oh my god king bret hart with the sharpshooter he's gonna break his damn legs



LOL

[Kris P Lettus]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/03.jpg

cock push-ups

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/14.jpg

"Don't just stare at it, eat it.."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/21.jpg

"Sho": strong enough for a man, but made for a wigger..

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/22.jpg

"Peek a bizzle"

[Kris P Lettus]

double post

[Destor]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/21.jpg

"Sho": strong enough for a man, but made for a wigger..


:rofl:

[Shadow]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg
Cena: Ok Shadow. I beat Jericho. Now give me my puppy back.
(Seriouslly...he's pointing in the direction of my seat in that pic.)

Edit: What the hell happened to the last pic?

Bastard son of an edit: Now it's back...

[Fryza]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/01.jpg

I don't care how comfortable you are with your sexuality. You wear boas, you like men.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/02.jpg

HADDDDDDDDUKEN!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/03.jpg

Something tells me Hogan just botched the Big Boot...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/04.jpg

The Ring 3 looks very disappointing indeed.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/05.jpg

Still-life art: Now available in senior citizen!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/06.jpg

Life or death situation: Grab the rope, or grab the quarter?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/07.jpg

PANAMA!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/08.jpg

Hogan: "Rosebud... Rosebud..."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/09.jpg

*insert Vince joke and/or penis there*

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/10.jpg

Even God had to get a ticket to see the 'Immortal' Hulk Hogan wrestle just "ONE MORE TIME"!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/11.jpg

Where's the DC Sniper when you need him...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/12.jpg

Batista: "Whoa man, close your mouth... Someone could get the wrong idea here..."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/13.jpg

Today's PPV is brought to you by the letter gay.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/14.jpg

Changing the diapers of a middle-aged man is the most degrating job you could possibly have.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/15.jpg

Batista has apparently never seen a beached whale before. Nope son, it ain't pretty.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/16.jpg

Cena: "One of these days Jack Doan, one of these days... WHAM! BAM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/17.jpg

Worst. Dropkick. Ever.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/18.jpg

I'm pretty sure this isn't a very good dropkick either...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/19.jpg

What is with Cena's fucking mouth? Seriously dumbass, does it ever close?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/20.jpg

Yes, the glass ceiling now slopes. Did you two not get the memo?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/21.jpg

Hey, if you're going to break your leg and look stupid in the process, might as well up out with an uppercut.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/22.jpg

If we all as lucky as Jericho and "Couldn't see you"...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg

No, seriously, you suck. And your belt is retarded. Don't point you impolite bastard.

[Blue Demon]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg

Darth Thuganomics decides to use the finger point of doom

[Schoenauer]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/08.jpg
Hogan: Oh my god... what have I done?

[Destor]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/01.jpg
Hogan: Theres... something in the balcony..... some... thing
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/03.jpg
HBK: Look at the tits on her!
Hogan: THats my daughter you son of a..."
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/04.jpg
BREAKING NEWS
Hogan tries to sell, has heart attach
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/08.jpg
"My fingers can touch anything, anything but themselves... wait! They can touch themselves!"
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/09.jpg
Nothing like some crystal methamphetamine to get you going in the morning.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/10.jpg
Chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga whooo whoooooooooo
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/11.jpg
In a swerve Hogan spits a poisonous venom in the eyes of HBK
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/12.jpg
Bradshaw: Why dont you love me any more?
Batista: Shut woman
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/14.jpg
Batista: Thats sick dude, put that thing away.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/15.jpg
Bradshaw: You earned that 25 bucks
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/16.jpg
Cena: I am not MAky mark!
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/17.jpg
If you new where Jerichos other hand was you would relize why cena has that look on his face.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/22.jpg
Is Summerslam the best time to pick your nose?
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg
Theres.... something in the balcony... some... thing

[Nervous Ferret]

Yeah staarting drom this thread until the end of September marks the start of the caption contest.! AWAYY!!!! Mine will be later. :)

[Vietnamese Crippler]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/22.jpg

Cena: Does my breath really smell that bad?

[TerranRich]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/01.jpg
Hogan: That dude is the homo, BROTHER! Oh wait, that's the Titantron and I'm pointing at myself...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/02.jpg
Hogan: Wait, brother, your crucifix is crooked. Let me rotate you back into position.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/03.jpg
Hogan: And THIS is for sleeping on the ropes, BROTHER!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/04.jpg
Hogan: X-Pac's sucking power, brother, it's...it's got me...save yourself, little DUDES!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/05.jpg
Hogan: No! NOO!! I do NOT want to smell your feet! Get 'em away from me!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/06.jpg
HBK: Okay, so it's...left foot up, right leg over...um...no wait... right leg up, left foot...under...then...um...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/07.jpg
Shawn picked the weirdest time to let Dr. Stevie Richards examine his teeth.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/08.jpg
Hogan: Da horra...da horra...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/09.jpg
Hogan: YOOOOOOUUUUU— glug!
Richards: THAT'll teach ya...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/10.jpg
HBK: Wait, didn't I say I wouldn't lie down for any— oof!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/11.jpg
Old middle-aged balding past-his-prime man, meet...old middle-aged balding not-quite-yet-past-his-prime man...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/12.jpg
JBL: RANDOM PAC MAN!! BOKKA BOKKA BOKKA BOKKA!!!
Batista: No really, John, don't get up, it's quite all right...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/13.jpg
Nick Patrick: Dayumn! Where can I get ME some o' dat action?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/14.jpg
Batista comes complete with skin-melting radioactive hands and the ability to inflate his opponents faces!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/15.jpg
Batista: Ugh, duuude. That is, like, totally gnarley, bro!! Shhheyuuhh...
Nick Patrick: Are you serious?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/16.jpg
Cena: Why does my belt suddenly say "TRIPLE H" on it? NNnnnnnnyyyyeeeeeeehhhhhhrrrrrr!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/17.jpg
FrankenCena was a huge hit with the fans...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/19.jpg
Jericho: Why won't these legs come OFF!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/21.jpg
Cena: RANDOM UPPERCUT!!
Jericho: Oww...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/22.jpg
Cena: Dammit, I lost a contact lens. Could you help me find it, Chris?
Jericho: I'm sleeping, John. Seriously, have more manners than that. Ugh.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/23.jpg
Cena: That guy, right there. Shadow? Is that his name? He is definitely NOT the homo. I'll point to somebody else Monday night...

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/06.jpg

Die, you shit.

[LK]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/01.jpg
What I would have given to hear "ALLLLLEEEEEYYAAAAALLLEEEYYAAA" at this point

http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/photos1/08.jpg
Hogan: Dude, my hands are talking to me, dude! Dude!
HBK: I didn't know Van Dam was back.

[Nervous Ferret]

ROFL @ photos going bad the second we start the caption contest again

[Marcyo]

All I see is Red Xs.

[Fryza]

BOOOOO...

I had some good ones too...

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

ImageShack is your friend.

[Drakul]

ROFL @ photos going bad the second we start the caption contest again
lol yeah.