Wrestling Craptions

[loopydate]

That's right. Craptions. Here's where we caption pictures of old-school AWFUL gimmicks. We're starting with WWE's bad gimmicks that start with "A."

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Adam Bomb
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"Adorable" Adrian Adonis
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Akeem
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Aldo Montoya

I'll do mine tomorrow. I want to see what Cork and the gang can come up with.

[Kane Knight]

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Bubba was often forced to prove he ate all the schoolchildren before he was allowed to have desert.

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Right now, even Richard Simmons is screaming "GAY!"

(sorry, couldn't help it)

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Rob Reiner attempts to take home gold in the first ever Olympic belching competition...

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Running out of color ideas, Saban simply dubbed his newest hero the "Very...VERY...Confused" Ranger.

[Fryza]

LOL, I only know like..two of these people tops..

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Manager: Now, this is a WRIST BAND. It's something that goes around the wrist and conceals the blade used to cut this man's lips!

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Adrian: Please don't push to hard...
Guy at left: What happened to your eye?
Adrian: Well...remember when I said my wife was a hooker? Wasn't because she was a prosititute..

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Pathetic. Poor guy bit his tongue and is crying like a little girl..

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And here was see Ultimo Dragon when he was just Baby Wyvern

[El Santo]

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Man in tie: "Hey look, it's Wendy!"
Adam: "Bleegghh!"

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Anna Nicole Smith had really let herself go.


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Shock began to dawn on Luciano's face as he began to realize that he'd come to the opera in only a terrycloth bathrobe.

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Ever protective over their copyright, the World Wildlife Fund sets the banner ablaze.

[KayfabeMan]

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Adam Bomb's loaded glove went undetected until the blundering Harvey
pointed it out to the referee.....


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Many hours were spent removing Vince's make-up before he went on
air.


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Akeem does his "Free Willy" feeding scene impersonation.....


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Many thanks to veterans like Aldo Montoya; the man who paved
the way for D-Lo Brown's chest protector.....

[KayfabeMan]

Also,for Fryza and Santo: that's Jimmy Hart in the Adrian picture,and
Harvey Wippleman (former WWF Women's Champion) in the Adam pic.

[Loose Cannon]

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You see, the most important part of Adam Bomb's gimmick was to show the effects of what consuming 5 packs of Cherry Fun-Dip can do to a person.

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Someone shouldn't of called in sick right when Vince lost a hand in a Poker game.



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With Slick absent and the sound system not working, Akeem did his best to please the crowd with his rendition of Jive Soul Bro.


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No wonder so many gimmicks flopped in the early 90's, all the attention was paid to the spectacualr pyros that shot out of radioactive symbols.

[AareDub]

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Mark Henry's horrible secret is revelaed after he loses the first ever "Loser Takes a Bath" match.

[Corkscrewed]

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As much as I want to call him hardcore, biting your tongue isn't exactly a bump.

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It wasn't until he received his new gimmick that Ric Flair really started to regret turning his back on Triple H and their friendship.

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After eating Kurt Angle, Akeem proclaimed himself the new "Only Olympic Wrestler in WWE History."

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You knew the WWE was never serious about the Cruiserweights when they started using them as fuel for the fire.

[Bad Guy]

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"My stank smell good"

[FourFifty]

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Next time on "Before They Were Hardcode" we'll take a look at Justin Credible.

[push_booker_t]

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A jock strap on the head, and pyro. This wrestler will go far.

[loopydate]

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Hey, Harvey! Who ate my popsicle?

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JIMMY: I can't believe you thought it was a good idea to make a glory hole into Moolah's locker room...

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One Man Gang/Akeem debuts his new gimmick when he lets out a tribal shriek and becomes...White Kamala!

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The kids of the Shire always loved it when Aldo the Multi-Colored would come with his fireworks.

[The Naitch]

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-Adam Bomb decided that he will never EVER eat Sour Skittles again. EWWW!

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-After crossing Vince McMahon the wrong way, a de-push for Ric Flair was in order

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"I am a loser!"

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-Vince's plan for setting Justin on fire didn't pull through

[Kane Knight]

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Ever protective over their copyright, the World Wildlife Fund sets the banner ablaze.

What's scary is that thought crossed my mind after I posted my others.

Good one though.

[Sephiroth]

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Now he got his new contract, he shows how much pushes he will get with this new contract.


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The father of Goldberg.

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After looking around, he saw he wasn't at the gayclub.

[loopydate]

And now, the WCW "A" crap:

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The American Males

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The Guardian Angel

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Arachniman

*The site I'm using didn't have pics for David Arquette or Asya, but I want to use them, too.*

[MVP]

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This picture was taken from Steven Richard's most recent birthday card.


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Poor Bossman was demoted to a bus driver after suggesting to put more crusierweights on Smackdown.

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Kane thought his monster gimmick wasn't working so he thought he'd REALLY scare everybody by wearing purple spandex.

[FourFifty]

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Ladies and gentelmen, I give you the two newest members for the group on "Queer Eye For The Stright Guy."
Thom: But saying Fab 7 just doesn't have that ring.

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Even when he was fresh out of trucking school, it was clear that Rob Conway wanted to be French.

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Thank God that the writers scrapped the first idea for new attire for John Cena after he said "You can't see me!"

[AareDub]

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No captions this time, but who are these guys? They look way too familiar. Is the one on the left Buff Bagwell?

[loopydate]

Is the one on the left Buff Bagwell?


Yeah, and his partner is Scotty Riggs, who was the guy Raven gave a drop toehold on the chair, requiring an eyepatch (real or fake, I don't know) for a long time. He also wrestled as Scotty Anton for a brief period in ECW.

[loopydate]

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...and WCW's tendency to put D-list celebrities in their main event continued when Milli Vanilli upset the Road Warriors to capture the WCW World Tag Team Titles.

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VINCE (over walkie-talkie): Ray! Sean O'Haire has escaped. He may go somewhere else and be a big star. You know what to do!
RAY: Gotcha, Big Vincey. Lemme just...
Rrrrrrt. Thump.
VINCE: Good work.

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No, you're a pastel-colored, Spider-Man ripoff, curtain-jerking homo!

[MVP]

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VINCE (over walkie-talkie): Ray! Sean O'Haire has escaped. He may go somewhere else and be a big star. You know what to do!
RAY: Gotcha, Big Vincey. Lemme just...
Rrrrrrt. Thump.
VINCE: Good work.:lol: :lol: :lol:

Top Caption Candidate.

[Kane Knight]

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It's a little-known fact that Corey Feldman teamed up with George Michael...

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Sir? I've got talent approaching the WWE headquarters. Copy that, I'll run him over...

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After another humiliating defeat at the hands of Spider-Man, the Shocker joins the ranks of WcW (Where he's promptly whooped by Rey Mysterio)...

[AareDub]

Yeah, and his partner is Scotty Riggs, who was the guy Raven gave a drop toehold on the chair, requiring an eyepatch (real or fake, I don't know) for a long time. He also wrestled as Scotty Anton for a brief period in ECW.

:lol: thanks

[Sephiroth]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again.

My craptions sucked this time :wavesad:

[Nowhere Man]

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As if selling himself on eBay wasn't bad enough, Bagwell reached a new low by joining the Chippendale dancers.

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"...and on your left, you'll see where we keep Ultimo Dragon's credibility."

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Not only was Arachniman a great wrestler and superhero, but he was also a little teapot, short and stout.

[Nowhere Man]

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Most wrestling historians prefer to look over Ric Flair's "chubby" years.