Your Favorite Late Night Joke

[Kenny]

The first one that comes to mind is from Jay Leno...

"In an interview OJ Simpson said that he's found himself...

*short pause*

Looks like his search for the real killer is over."

[el fregadero]

<font color=teal>Conan O'Brien.</font>

[Triple A]

Conan:

The Yankees defeated the Braves today, overcoming a huge deficit in the World Series. In fact, it's being called the biggest come from behind victory since Sigfried met Roy.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The Michael Caine Secrets jokes


"In the movie Sleuth I worked with the great Sir Lawrence Olivier. He was full of wisdom and one day said 'Michael, a truly great actor could step off a tall building and make himself fly like a bird.' Later he admitted he was trying to kill me."

"I'm actually not British. I got this accent by spending hours listening to Madonna interviews."

"Sometimes, people confuse me with Anthony Hopkins. Here's how you tell the difference. I'm the one nailing Mrs. Hopkins."

"I was convinced that the 'MC' in MC Hammer's name stood for Michael Caine. When I found out it didn't I destroyed his career."

"Katherine the Great died while attempting to have a horse lowered onto her for sex. I merely sprained my back."

"In The Cider House Rules I was addicted to ether. In real life I'm addicted to Fiddle Faddle."

mmm thats good faddle

[el fregadero]

<font color=teal>Yeah, all of the "Secrets" stuff is great.</font>